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A new government or in fact any particular government being in power has nothing at all to do with constitutional challenges. A challenge needs to work its way up through all of the court systems I believe. What a new government could do is refer the legislation to the Supreme Court for a ruling on its constitutionality, or change the legislation. If there is ever a good opportunity to effect change it is now and making that happen does not fall solely on the ladies. Everyone can do their part if they choose to. Rather than repeat myself I refer you to this thread, "Decriminalize Now - A Suggestion."

Welcome. BC is not as active on Lyla, but you're in luck. I'm here in Victoria, so feel free to contact me. xo

And also a Victoria forum... https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=110

Welcome, Jessi. There is a BC social group here, but unfortunately it's not very active. Let's change that :) http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/group.php?groupid=35

Once in a while, I like to meet some of the new girls that make their appearance at CMJ. Jasmin really has a flair for finding the perfect girls. I have to admit that I rarely repeat with the same girl (I have with one or two). I saw Bre's pictures and was intrigued and thought "why not?". I booked online and asked if she could wear some sexy lingerie. Boy did she ever oblige. When she opened the door I was speechless. My title says Bre...ware because this girl will knock the wind out of you. She is incredibly beautiful and fit; articulate and intelligent (she's working on her Masters degree in English lit); and sooooo amazingly sexy. Need I say more. Oh yes and she works out every day (every body part is a living witness to that fact). She can squat 180??? Wow!! All I can say is that our time together (1 hour) went by much too quickly. Bre loves to dress to impress and succeeds at it beyond your wildest expectations. I think I might be in love...again. ;-) Gentlemen, you owe it to yourself to meet this amazing woman, who in my humble opinion will become the next MA superstar in Ottawa. Thanks Jasmin (and Gwen) for this amazing discovery.

I was walking on Somerset st. in Ottawa and all of a sudden a 10" pink dildo hit me on the head, it must of came from the 15th floor and I screamed "WTF" and I did not see anyone. I still have the dildo in a box at home waiting for someone to claim it. J/K

Age 4: Was playing in the refrigerator one afternoon and put butter in my hair minutes before my mother was taking my dad to the airport on one of his many business trips. He missed his flight as a result. Age 15: Moving to a new house. Was moving things with my sisters and we jumped out on the passenger side. For some reason the mini van went into reverse ( dont ask me how) as I jumped over the seat and the car start rolling back with my youngest sister in it and went right on the neighbor's lawn hitting the fence. Luckily it stopped there because they had a pool on the other side. Age 26: was moving things around in a condo downtown. Had to move the sofa so I put boxes on the balcony. I threw the light weight box on the ground and out came a 10 inch pink dildo rolling on the balcony. Before I could step outside and catch it, it slipped under the glass partition where there was a space and went down 15 floors. Before I could look over and about to cringe, all I could hear from down below was "wtf?!!!" in an extremely loud voice. I'm assuming someone walking by on the sidewalk on Somerset st in Ottawa literally got hit on the head with a flying dildo from 15 stories high. Posted via Mobile Device

Age 4: was painting my nails in secret behind the couch using bright red nail polish and my mom's fancy placemats. I spilled all over the placemats. At least it wasn't the carpet? Age 15: making grilled cheese and need to melt butter. I stick the entire bar of butter with foil wrapper into the microwave. Microwave destroyed. Age 21: Reheat a Wendy's burger in the microwave with foil wrapper still on. Microwave two destroyed. Age 32: Making a smoothie in the blender. Blender gets jammed with fruit chunks in the bottom. Stick a fork in it while still on and spray smoothie and fruit chunks everywhere, in addition to destroying the fork. Blender, thankfully, survives. I may be doing a PhD, but you'd never know it given some of the dumb shit I do on the regular.

So glad to hear (but not really) that others suffer allergies at this time of year too! Non sufferers look at me like I am crazy!

High Winds and pouring rain....its better than snow but killer on my allergies

In the next two weeks the Inquiry into MMAW will be launched. One would expect that C-36 will be addressed during the inquiry and that recommendations will be made to amend/repeal. That is in keeping with the pledge to have policies and hence laws that are based upon evidence, not dogma.

Met up with a bunch of guys for a get together here. Had lots of fun, and the women were pretty too. Would like to make a special shout out to Marina, who is a newish Brazilian girl there. I think there was another Marina here before, who was also Brazilian, but was a spinner. This one is a bit more on the ample side of things, big booty, and big boobies. Very cute, and quite a lot of fun in the CR!

Hello gentlemen! My name is Sierra - I am a low volume, well established escort available in Halifax and area. If you're searching for a tall, fit yet deliciously curvaceous companion then I'm sure to delight you. Long natural blonde hair, full sumptuous lips and ocean blue eyes are just a few of my favoured physical assets. My personality is best described as flirtatious, affectionate, warm and outgoing. Many of my Lyla reviews mention my natural ability to put my company at ease and I can assure you our time together will feel unrushed and engaging. I also love to laugh and have a very naughty side if you allow me to unleash! :icon_wink: . I offer an upscale private location ideal for hosting. Plenty of parking, tastefully decorated and always impeccably clean. You are welcome to freshen up & shower - luxury bath towels and individual men's toiletries are available for your convenience. I fully understand your need for discretion, it is highly respected and always assured. I only ask the same in return. . . . . Your private hideaway awaits you. If you can see yourself being spoiled and would like to unwind and escape from the every day stresses of work and life than please see my website(below) for more info. Hot oil massage included upon request. . . Truly Yours, Sierra xoxo . ***email: [email protected]

Someone using the same photos is advertising in Scranton, Pennsylvania this week - that's all I know.

I am so happy to be back from my travels... and I am in the mood for some sexy, sultry, sensual massage fun :razz: I am available in a upscale west end location tonight until 10pm, Tomorrow from 9-4pm, Friday from 9am-11pm, Saturday 9-4, and Sunday 10-4. Imagine coming into a session and being bedazzled by not only my beauty, but my sensual touch. Though I am a spinner with a petite frame I have a very strong touch to really get out all the knots and tensions in your body. My sessions always start off with a fun game, followed by the most amazing massage you will ever have in your life. I also offer body wraps, to warm you up, body slides that will make your toes curl and enjoy a shower for two :icon_wink: I am waiting for you, Let's not just have a naughty time but a fulfilling one :icon_wink: For booking ask for Alison: 6138208887 xo Alison

Shayla is still there ,not one of my favorites ..very moody ...the crop of women there hasn't been too good the past year or so in my opinion

There was an app before that is similar to a "little black book" allowed you to keep all thee information about a person you could want to and it would link with google calendar for the appointments side of it. I have never used it but a friend did. The reason she used it was that it was an encrypted app, all data stored in it was separate from the rest of the contacts and such. And it required a password/code to access it. I am sure that it or something similar would still be available, I know that she had to pay for it but it was only a couple bucks. Try searching for little black book and you might find something.

Party friendly referrers to drug use and we do not discuss this here or link to ads of anyone advertising this. ... it's not funny and the few idiots who advertise this just add to the bullshit stereotype and that leads to uneducated morons writing stupid bills and making those bills law.

Fog cancelling my flight and waiting 4 hours for next one

Hi, I'm Jessi! I'm back for another week or even more, as per usual. If you didn't already know, I come from Italian/English background. I have red hair with 32Ds. I'm down to earth and don't rush as, I want to enjoy every minute with you. Massage avail In/out (613) 796-7307 call or text 1pm-4am,daily [email protected] See my profile for more info

Ok....so I made the leap and decided I would try a duo....Skylar, one of my absolute favourites was kind enough to include Anna with our session. UNBELIEVABLE. I booked an hour but it was no where near enough....could have done 5 hours if the bank account could afford it.....these girls are incredible....Anna..i had not met her before, but she was a sweet, pretty girl with excellent hospitality. Her legs and butt are to die for. Skylar, well, as you all may know,...is a killer and melts me each time. This was an experience I will never forget. Thank you girls for the kind and generous time together. The two of them together - made me feel welcome and took very good care of me. I believe the word "heaven" was mentioned a few times... so very true. Thanks so much ladies....it was wonderful. T.

I've met the beautiful Mia Adore. She is such a tiny and beautiful lady. I hope you have a great birthday.

I can't say for sure if I will make it but will definitely try :)

The one who claims to be Colombian is not Colombian.

There's absolutely no touching allowed in MB and the rooms are by no means private. I do find the stage shows much much better in MB than the provinces where touching is allowed. However, overall I'd say the strip club scene is pretty quiet and lame.

Yeah I have to agree with that as well, I did get a lap dance at Teasers once and the girl gave me her number and said she was available after the bar but never had the chance to follow up on it.

Frankly you are better off hiring a lady from escorts-Canada. The bar scene here is lame at best.

I don't think you will find anything like that here in Manitoba.

Okay, a couple of things to say here. First... I've found that massage rates tend to be reasonably consistent between the major spas (including P/AT) and independent providers. You're usually looking at 180-ish for an hour; it may be a bit more or less depending on where you go and what options you want (or don't want) where those exist. For the spas that only publish a door fee rather than an all-in rate, you can do the math yourselves. Don't ask me about other lengths of appointment because I tend not to go for those :) Second, a word to those people making snarky comments about people with long-standing accounts asking questions like this: it's perfectly possible to have been involved in this industry for a long time without ever going to a spa. Maybe those folks have only seen escorts in the past. Maybe they've stuck to indy providers, where it's much easier to ask questions directly of the person who you'll be with. Or maybe they haven't been involved with this industry for a while; people do end up doing things like having monogamous relationships, sometimes for years at a time, without playing away from home while they do. An account with few posts that's been around for a long time and hasn't been to a spa is not inherently suspicious. None of that means that anyone should feel obliged to answer PM'd questions from people with no posting record - hell, I quite often don't myself, and I'm far more likely to help out other members who do things like post recommendations - but if we could hold back on the open scorn and hostility, it'd be nice.

Hannah Star & Taylor Devine!

Having no option but to fly Westjet on my way back from the north (only a short flight, but still bad enough) like seriously i'd rather canoe (and I can't swim and am scared of water) How is this airline still in business?....

Yes Mandy and let's not forget Juliet! Actually a red head duo with Mandy and Juliet would be absolutely scrumptious They could be sisters....

A new pic from our Michelle MA! Thanks, Michelle!

I recently purchased a Sony PlayStation 3 console. Now to find a lady or two to come over and play some games with me. Hopefully she/they like to play games in their underwear as that is all I usually wear.

A Fitbit. God help me.

You could give Lana Lee a look. I believe she fits the bill.

First question that comes to mind, why no cell phone...cheap throwaway phones under $100.00 are available. I'm was one of the last (pre hobbying days) to get on the cell phone craze, now I'm converted, all I have is a cell phone. (not only for calls, but texting too) As for a lady, there are alot that do not require references, as WIT said. Using the search function on CERB, you'll find alot of great ladies. If we knew what city you were going to be in, some suggestions could be made. But just because you have alot of money and higher end tastes (not actually sure what that means) doesn't get your foot in the door. When you see a profile of a lady that interests you, contact her. Be a gentleman. Be respectful in your questions. Put simply, treat them like ladies...because they are. In person, again, be a gentleman...as a matter of fact cardinal rule #1, ALWAYS BE A GENTLEMAN. And hygiene (freshly showered, shaved, brush your teeth, mouthwash etc) Don't show up under the influence. Be punctual, and if running late, phone the lady to let her know. If you have to cancel, call her, let her know. Others may have more pointers and tips...that's all I can think of past my bedtime Good luck and have fun RG