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Great news from the oncologist. Latest CT is clear. 55 weeks cancer free!

I was getting ready for an early flight to Toronto, and don't do mornings very well. So, I decided to wash my hair, so I wouldn't have to do it in the morning. After I washed it, I reached for the mousse, and put it in. However something was not quite right. I then looked at my mousse, and realized it was the flea treatment for the cats. My hair was silky shiny, and not a flea in sight. Gawd. When I got married, my son was a newborn, and I nursed him. We were piss poor, and I couldn't afford the proper pads nursing mums use. So, I would cut a period pad in half, and use them instead. I borrowed a beautiful white dress for the occasion. We got married, and afterwards at the reception, I had to take my baby to nurse him. My new sister in law (all of 8 years old), wanted to come with me. Once we got to the washroom, she turns to me and asks... "Why do your Breasts say "always?" I'm a bit confused..... She says again, "your breasts, they say always." Then it hits me, I didn't remove the wrapping to the sticky part. I'm like looking in the mirror, and sure enough, it's clear as day. Not one adult mentioned this, it was an 8 year old child. I later asked my new husband, did you notice it? He replied yes, I asked him why he didn't mention it, and his reply was I thought that was your wedding present to me.

I recently had to go to the courthouse with a friend. I carry a large Coach bag, and it literally has EVERYTHING in it. Any who, there was a high profile trial going on, and they had the metal detecters and CT Scanners that everyone had to go through. So I put my purse in the basket to go through the CT Scanner,and I walk through the metal detecter and of course, my bag had to be checked because the officer said there was a pair of tweezers in my bag. So the officer empties out my bag to find these tweezers, but ends up finding my GIANT 8.5 INCH HOT PINK DILDO. Not only did he find my dildo, he waved around for everyone in the lobby of the courthouse to see. I think I died, resurrected myself, and died again. The worst part, it took the officer about 20 seconds to realize what he was waving around. Needless to say, he totally forgot about the tweezers. F.M.L. lol

Age 4: Was playing in the refrigerator one afternoon and put butter in my hair minutes before my mother was taking my dad to the airport on one of his many business trips. He missed his flight as a result. Age 15: Moving to a new house. Was moving things with my sisters and we jumped out on the passenger side. For some reason the mini van went into reverse ( dont ask me how) as I jumped over the seat and the car start rolling back with my youngest sister in it and went right on the neighbor's lawn hitting the fence. Luckily it stopped there because they had a pool on the other side. Age 26: was moving things around in a condo downtown. Had to move the sofa so I put boxes on the balcony. I threw the light weight box on the ground and out came a 10 inch pink dildo rolling on the balcony. Before I could step outside and catch it, it slipped under the glass partition where there was a space and went down 15 floors. Before I could look over and about to cringe, all I could hear from down below was "wtf?!!!" in an extremely loud voice. I'm assuming someone walking by on the sidewalk on Somerset st in Ottawa literally got hit on the head with a flying dildo from 15 stories high. Posted via Mobile Device

Age 4: was painting my nails in secret behind the couch using bright red nail polish and my mom's fancy placemats. I spilled all over the placemats. At least it wasn't the carpet? Age 15: making grilled cheese and need to melt butter. I stick the entire bar of butter with foil wrapper into the microwave. Microwave destroyed. Age 21: Reheat a Wendy's burger in the microwave with foil wrapper still on. Microwave two destroyed. Age 32: Making a smoothie in the blender. Blender gets jammed with fruit chunks in the bottom. Stick a fork in it while still on and spray smoothie and fruit chunks everywhere, in addition to destroying the fork. Blender, thankfully, survives. I may be doing a PhD, but you'd never know it given some of the dumb shit I do on the regular.

Well I went here today , after I left I was pulled over by a unmarked police car , the detective questioned me for about 10 minutes about what I was doing there .. So guys be careful , and if you have concerns about privacy because of your job or family id stay away , I was told a investigating officer will drop by my home sometime if he had more questions

At first I thought: 'Is she who I think she is?' Then I thought: 'Who else could she be?' Barb's has had a website of one sort or another for quite a while, but I've only recently noticed that it has been substantially changed - not sure how long ago the changes were made, waterat. http://barbarellasvip.com/ They also have an instagram page. Here's my fave pic from the instagram page that isn't in the 'Gallery' section of the site.

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

Hello Gentleman! I hope this greeting reaches you well. My name is jessica Curves. I am a classy, sassy, upscale lady who offers genuine companionship. A hot, sexy, and down to earth woman. My website , my words , my photos and my actions have spoken for me for a long time.... I'm a sweet, funny, green eyed, fiery redhead mature beauty with a beautiful smile and a great personality! I am known to be quite passionate and seductive. I am good natured and well mannered and I love to wear beautiful lingerie and classy high heels. I am the perfect dinner companion, always impeccably dressed and guaranteed to turn heads. I'm also witty, smart, and love to have intelligent conversations. Most of all, I love to laugh and have a good time.. I am a master of creating a sanctuary of seduction. While very passionate, I do have many naughty streaks ;) What are your fantasies? I love to know! Whether you'd prefer to spend the night in or out having a good time, I am your girl. If you're a discerning gentleman who enjoys the finer things in life and knows how to treat a woman with kindness and respect it would be my supreme pleasure to make your acquaintance. Allow me to help you forget the usual day stress as we retreat into an exotic sanctuary where we relax, relate and explore... I feel true quality is something that should not be rushed. Providing you with unforgettable sensual experience is my ultimate goal. As you can see my photos I have flirtatious green eyes, full kissable lips and a beautiful smile. I love to take great care of myself and I and think it shows in my tight tummy, curvy body, beautiful large breasts & let' not forget my amazing sexy round bubble butt. All My Photos Are 100% Me! My Location I am located in the west end off of Colonnade Rd in a very private and discreet sanctuary. Availability I am available all next week from Monday to Friday. My hours are 10:00Am until 8Pm. How To Book An Appointment Best way to reach me is to text my cell phone to reserve an appointment with me at 613-410-7090. You can also email me if you wish at [email protected]. It's preferable to book 1 day in advance but I can sometimes take appointments the same day if you give me a few hours notice.

I was walking on Somerset st. in Ottawa and all of a sudden a 10" pink dildo hit me on the head, it must of came from the 15th floor and I screamed "WTF" and I did not see anyone. I still have the dildo in a box at home waiting for someone to claim it. J/K

Scott, I will assume most people's list would be super long. I will start by sharing my earliest really bad f up moment. I was about 8 or 9 and my mom's boss invited us for a winter BBQ. He was (or so I thought then) a bigwig. Huge house in the country and skidoos! My dad let me sit in front of him and steer! I was so proud and so confident! We had a wonderful ride on the trails and I was sure I could bring us back to home base! For some reason I panicked, hit the gas and plowed into the corner of the garage! Totalled the skidoo and broke my dads arm....ah memories! Lol. Funny enough, my next memory includes injuries to my dad :(. He is awesome by the way!

Wow, you definitely fucked up there! Lol! I have sooo many 'I fucked up' stories!! The only one I can think of right now is a few years ago I accidentally somehow pocket dialed a friend while I was having sex with my boyfriend lol I noticed a couple hours later and saw that she listened for 7 minutes....hahaha of course she denies that part, though hahah. I was definitely a little embarrassed but I laughed about it later :D

Hello to you again all of you fine Fredericton gentlemen, it's so very nice to be able to visit you again... I'm Hannah and as you know, I truly do love to pamper and please do stop over for an ultimate getaway with me in my private and upscale boudoir, equipped with everything we need and more... and a 2 person shower afterwards... You'll find me quite down to earth, naturally seductive, beautiful, busty & a little bit curvy- blonde with big in private blue-green eyes! I'm 5'2, 150lbs, and fully natural 38DD's! Friendly and blessed with a terrific attitude, which will certainly make you feel comfortable right away, you wont be able to resist my natural born charm I'm in my early 40's so expect a quality, non- rushed and completely naughty and perfectly satisfying experience in my upscale environment... I believe that attitude, age & experience are what separates me ( except for a few select lady friends ),from the rest... My curves are the right amount and in the right places and my talents are truly exceptional Please - ( No blocked calls or explicit texts pls gents- I am a lady and appreciate the finer side of a man. I'm here for you tonight after 7 in Fredericton until Sunday, late afternoon if your looking for the perfect distraction..xoxo My - (non negotiable) donations for my companionship range from 160 to 250, please call me at 506-607-2259,to learn more since speaking with you is my preferred method of contact ( initially). *no worries, a friendly voice will answer the phone Polite and respectful texts are allowed. Kisses..xx Hannah

There are other ladies here who have recommendations and use their own pics.

Making wonderful plans and then illness preventing your following through on them...

So, I'm perusing the ads on bp and cl and come across an ad on cl that says Ashley vs Splitz. As my username on lyla is splitz I was curious. When I opened the ad I saw the following: "so i guess this may explain who keeps bashing Ashley here http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=219747" And the link leads to this page. To this person... Actually it doesn't explain anything!! Posting an honest warning of an actual experience for the benefit of my fellow hobbyists does not even remotely align with such behaviour as bashing people on cl. I have more important things to do with my time. I only wish you had more important things to do with yours. And if you are a member here, you probably shouldn't be!!

Thanks for taking an interest in my ad. For Immediate Response Text: 613-884-3102 I offer Companionship with Massage as well as "Manscaping." With 2 Locations to suit everyone's taste. The "Boudoir" is located in "Little Italy" perfect for tender moments. "Dungeon613" is located in Centertown I stand 5'7 with long lush brown hair. All natural DD38 breasts & a spankable derriere. My relaxed style will put you at ease. I'm a good listener and easy to talk with, I have an open mind & I'm sincere . I enjoy sharing a mutually satisfying experience that's are never rushed. It's all about having a good time Availability Mondays & Thursdays: 9am-10am then 9pm-11pm Tuesdays & Wednesdays: 7pm-11pm Fridays: 9am-5pm ***VISA*MASTER*AMEX*** ********************** Contact Info PM Ms. Samantha or Text/Call 613-884-3102 E-mail [email protected] ***************************** Manscaping: Trimming/shaving of a man's body hair so as to enhance our appearance . Available for private areas & torso Massage: Warm oil full body relaxation massage. Domination: Sensory play, Role play, Fem Dom Fetishes: Leather, Latex, Panty Hose, Foot *********************************** My Recommendations http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=68076 30mins/$150 1h/$200 90mins/$250 2h/$300 Couples 2hrs/$450 I can visit for an added $50 Downtown w/Free Parking Kisses & Spanks Ms.Samantha xox

Bon matin gentlemen :) Do you looooove firm breast? Do you looooove a round and tight bum? Are you looking for a session that will satisfy your hunger? I offer a sensual and very erotica massage in an upscale spa. Soapy shower Hard massage Reversed massage Body slides Nuru (with pre-booking ) And of course the intimacy you expect. . All you need in one room with one sexy French MA. Come and see for yourself why I am one of ottawa 's favorite. Recommendation http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=37195 I am available today (Friday ) from 9am until 10h45am and from 2pm until 11pm in bells corner. You are welcome to txt me (only txt) at 613 261 4169 Pm me Or call for booking at 613 820 8887 See you later Xxxx LANY

Went in for a Remembrance Day evening. I didn't really take anyone into the CR this time. But did notice one knock-your-socks off blonde dancing on the stage, whose name was Lexi. Tall spinner, apple-bottom booty, itty-bitty titties, almost perfect in everyway. So then I did a search for previous occurrences of Lexi in this thread. Funny how my own name shows up as having reviewed previous Lexi's up to 2 years ago. I don't remember them completely anymore, and if I hadn't described them, I'd have thought each one was the same Lexi that I'd seen before. Two years ago exactly on another Remembrance Day, there was girl named Mila who was also known as Lexi at the Fax, that I saw. This was a brunette Croatian girl. Then earlier this year in August, there was another Lexi with whom I had a great time in the CR. This Lexi was a brunette with large hips, but teeny breasts. Anyways, Lexi seems to be a common name, so we better be careful about our descriptions of them, otherwise, we'll totally confused about which ones we saw.

Always a pleasure to get together with a good friend - to talk things over, have some good food, and enjoy each others' company :) And we often have the good fortune of meeting lovely women at the same time ;) Life is good - not always easy - but always good! bellafan

Introducing...ME! I'm Julia! Your Delectably Divine Blonde Beauty At Vibe! I'm Available On: FRIDAY! Currently from 11:45am until 10pm! ***** Also Next Week On: Monday 10am-4pm Tuesday 10am-4pm Thursday 10am-4pm & Friday, Nov 20th from 10am until 10pm too! ***** Please Call: 613 680 8059 To Reserve Our Time Together! & Check Out My Brand New Recommendation Thread: HERE! xoxo Julia

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

Watching veterans during the Remembrance Day ceremony Winterizing two vehicles - winter tires, wash and wax, mud guards, floor mats - it was messy but satisfying to accomplish.

Good peaceful day today. Relaxing yet taking some time to reflect on the hardships my grandfather and those like him endured for all of us in WWII. Especially for those who were not as lucky as he was to eventually return home and start their own families. Thank you and we remember.

Is it still the same venue as normally? How many people have paid and confirm for nwo?

Good evening, I must say this year has come and gone quite quickly. First and fore most I want to thank you for making my year so blessed. Your friendship means the world to me and I am ever so grateful for all the wonderful moments we have shared together and I'm of course looking forward to all the moments to come. I am in the midst of packing for my final trip of the year. After these two visits my next date of travel is to be determined. I'm hoping it will be as soon as the last week of January. I'll be arriving in Moncton this Thursday and I'll be staying until Sunday morning. I would love to spend some of this time with you. :). I will be visiting Fredericton on December 1st and I'll be staying until the 2nd at noon. I am counting down the days to begin in your company. :) Email is the best way to contact me [email protected] If you are interested in getting together for our first meeting then please feel free to view my website to learn a little bit more about me :) http://www.carleychase.com I only have a quick moment, so I'll leave this message short and sweet. I'm wishing you a wonderful evening and sending you all of my love. Goodnight and sweet dreams Carley xox

Hey folks. The Winnipeg Working Group has heard a rumour that the police are planning hotel busts leading up to the Grey Cup, and will be targeting "repeat buyers". This doesn't mean that you should stop seeing SPs, just be careful, and remember that if something looks too good to be true it probably is. This community has lots of tips on having safe encounters and there are many established and reputable SPs around. Service providers, also please be careful. This campaign is part of the belief that sex trafficking increases during big sporting events (it doesn't). One known tactic that the police employ is to pose as a client, book an appointment and then show up with half a dozen cops to "offer resources" and make sure you're not being trafficked or coerced. We don't know if this will be happening but I wouldn't be surprised, and it would be both a waste of time and really upsetting to have this happen.

Several pictures in the first ad have hits on google image search, some in Dallas etc. Just saying......

Someone is spreading a rumor about Lyla so I am just posting this here to reassure everyone that the rumor is not true. Male members are NOT going to require paid accounts and we have NO INTENTION of every doing that! It may be some other site and they are just confused with the name but I can assure you that Lyla has no intention of that.

I must say I will always be a ass woman :) Being on my knees in an upright position (doggy) and having her bent over in front me and seeing a lean sculpted back flowing in the perfect round bum pressing up against my hips and lower abdomin gets me going Then as I reach around to cup her chest and pull her up into me leaning against my chest to expose her sweet scented neck to kiss at my eagerness But to take my hands and run them down her side to her hips feeling her grind up against me is nothing of our bliss in my books So after all that being said (is it hot in her or is it just my mind getting fired up) I am and will always be an ass woman I love reading what everyone thinks :)

I PM'd NaughtyNatalie to find out what availability she had, received her number and began texting for the time and location. She is cute, warm, and engaging from the moment you see her to the moment you leave. and you will leave smiling! Sweet, polite and eager, definitely a spinner if there was one, always smiling. She has a style, a passion and sensuality that leaves you begging for more. catch this one while you can!, treat her well.

I find it amusing that of all people you would ask that question considering your close to perfect on both ends LMFAO

Just shows you don't judge everyone by their job. Their are a lot of great people in that industry.

And let's not forget the thighs. .... the calfs.... the feet. ...the elbow. ...the navel. .... that little spot on the back of the neck. ... the ear lobes. ..... the lips. ... the. ..the..... what was the question again?

I couldn't have said it better myself, Mikeyboy! :)

I have been going to Southpoint and visiting Shu on a regular basis since she first started. Service has been great! As you all know when someone starts a new venture after a time they weed out the dead beats and cater to the client that tip well and in return get privegies for booking. Just a reminder treat your locals SP and Massage Therapist with respect and return you will come away happy and money well spent! It's Beertime.

Twins....

December 7th is infamous, not only as the day for when Pearl Harbor was attacked back in 1941, but also last year for when Bill C-36 came into force. Both were very dark days. And for both occasions, our freedom to choose was attacked. Before, during and after C-36 became the law, there has been a lot of discussion in this forum about what hobbyists would do under threat of being labelled criminals. Some have outright retired. Others, like myself, have curtailed this hobby drastically, waiting to see how the law would be enforced. But then, Parker announced in a cerb ad her return to Ottawa after a long absence. When I heard that she was back, my first thought was, "Criminality be damned!" I just had to see her! And I did As I've written before, there's no one thing about Parker that gets me going. With me she was all the things I could want in a girlfriend, but without the baggage. Being sensible, respectful and clean were things that were always very well received by her. Still are. And just like her pics, she still has that college girl hottie look that I like. I suppose that's why I never found my communication with her difficult. In fact, my take is that we're both pretty real about just wanting to have fun, and so we do what each of us is willing to do for the other to make that happen. Can't say that the time we've shared is ever spent exactly the same way, but this much I know: Being giving counts But don't just take my word for it. Parker is a long time member here, and now that she's returned, discover for yourself about the reasons behind all the great recos she's earned in the past, and then post one of your own. Cheers!