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It is rude. Espescially that you have paid for her time. You should be able to enjoy it... My two cents...

I write this 24 hours after my first experience to share what I went through, figure out what I went through for myself, and maybe help a few other gents along in the journey of their first time. I'm not going to name names as this is meant to be a review of my experience, not the specific girls. Stage 1: Justification This step, although it took some time, was somewhat easy for me. I was looking for a particular experience that my wife is not willing to give me. Does this make it any different than seeing an escort for any other reason? Maybe not to some, but it did the trick for me. Although justification was easy for me, it was by no means a quick process. I had done plenty of research on this topic before I was fully able to wrap my head around it and decide it was a decision I was OK with. Stage 2: Research As I just mentioned, a lot of my justification and my research happened at the same time. This is not a concept I have ever looked into before a few days ago. I'm not even 100% sure what made me decide to launch Chrome in incognito mode and type my search into Google. I also could no longer tell you what the first dozen pages I looked at were. I can say that over a few days I spent close to 20 hours getting used to the lingo (google "escort terms" if you haven't already), reading and rereading articles (both from the hobbyists as well as ASPs points of view), browsing ads (backpages and skipthegames were my two primary sources, although there were several others I went through) as well as agency websites, and finally I wound up finding this gem of a forum. I spent a lot of time googling girls' phone numbers to see what other ads they have posted over time, trying to find ones that seemed reliable. I also spent a lot of time looking at prices in the area. One tidbit of wisdom I found again and again is "you get what you pay for". While I didn't have a huge budget, I wanted to have the highest odds of getting what I was looking for out of it. I eventually found a price range I was comfortable with, both from a wallet and a quality from other reviewers standpoints. This is when everything became very real for me, and I started to wonder.. Can I get away with this? Stage 3: The Fear I was in a good position to go through with this. My wife and I were both vising our own families, in her case in a totally separate country. I was not close to home, and had no chance of her showing up to surprise me. I spent some time thinking things through: What breadcrumbs might I leave? How can I minimize them? What do I do if I miss something? Will the girl randomly call or text me someday and ruin everything? I'll admit right now, I have a fairly narcissistic personality, so my first instinct was "of course I can get away with it!" I still spent a great deal of time thinking about this part though. My final decisions to get over my fears were as follows: 1) I was doing my research on my work laptop, in incognito mode. Even if my wife found something incriminating on my laptop somehow, I've already done a ton of research so whether I go went through with it or not, the laptop is a real rislk. 2) I decided to only contact girls I could text, and I did so from my regular phone. I turned off iMessage on my iPad, and I knew it was already disabled on my Mac, so I had no worries of messages syncing. I could delete them from my phone later. 3) For every girl I would text, I would block their number at the end of this experience. This would prevent the possibility of future messages (even though, really, what are the chances of them reaching out to me unsolicited? Basically zero), and also giving me the option of finding them again through Google down the road if I so decide. If, for some odd reason, my wife is ever going through my blocked contacts list and asks why I have numbers from this particular area code blocked, my excuse is they were old annoying clients (I ran my own business) from when I used to live here. 4) I switched 'Find my friends' to track from my iPad, which I left at my hotel room while I was out, and promptly switched it back after. This gave me the excuse of "I'm going to bed early hun" and after "Can't sleep, I'm going out for a drink". With these plans in place, I send my first message.. Stage 4: Disappointment Unexpectedly to me, my first message to my first (very well reviewed) choice got a response, and after a few messages back and forth wound up in an appointment the following evening. Knowing the lingo was super important here, and I'm sure knowing what to/not to say played a huge part as well. If you haven't done it yet.. Do the research! The plan, since it was booked 24 hours in advance, was to confirm two hours before the appointment, and then she would send me the address 30 minutes beforehand (at this point I only knew the general area). Two hours before, right on time, I send her my confirmation text. A few minutes later, reply of "Can't wait!" 30 minutes to go, I hop in my rental and start heading in the general direction. 15 minutes to go, with no address, I follow up with what I was hoping was a playful text of "Did you forget about me? ;)", only to receive a "Crap omg yes, I'm so sorry! Can we meet at 8 instead?" I agree, she asks me to text her at 7:30 for her address. I kill some time, send said text, and never hear back. I briefly considered sending a second text around 7:45, but figure if she isn't responding she likely had a better opportunity come up (a regular, maybe a longer booking, who knows..), and I didn't want to start my experience by being a bother to someone else, so I left it and moved on. (Never did hear anything back). 8:30, after sitting around pondering for a while, I get back on the interwebs and start pulling up my other choices from before. Since this was now pretty much a last minute booking, I figured I would contact two at once and see what happens. One never did reply, but the other did and we quickly had an appointment set up. Stage 5: The Experience (aka Stress and Nerves) I'm going to back track for a quick second here - I mentioned before I was looking for something specific, but for the below to make sense I need to point out I very much enjoy intellectually connecting with others. I went into this with the hope that a good ASP could provide me with that experience, whether genuine on her part or not. About the exact moment I knocked on her door, all the nerves hit me at once. I knew, theoretically, how the general encounter ought to play out, and I knew how I wanted ours to. I had even thought through how to communicate this to her so that she could help make it happen that way. But from that moment on, the calm part of my brain took a vacation and I may as well have been on my first ever date with the hottest chick in the city. I decided right then to be upfront about it - Why try to hide what she was bound to figure out when she could help make it easier? She was good about it - Gave me my space to get boots and jacket off, paid no attention to the envelope I left on her table. She spent a few minutes chatting, massaging my shoulders, then quickly changed gears onto what I was looking for. Things progressed fairly quickly at this point, which I wasn't totally expecting but went along with. Got exactly what I had asked for. Then, desire and reality parted ways. I had about 20 minutes left on the clock, but in retrospect I could have just left at that point for all I got out of it. We spent about 10 minutes chatting about movies and then her tattoos, but I had the feeling she had already disconnected and had no real interest in talking. With about 10 minutes left, I thanked her, she mentioned next time I was in town, and I was on my way back to my room. Stage 6: Reflection I did my best not to analyze my entire experience right away. I got back, showered, and thought about the good half. It wasn't until this morning that I started thinking about the experience as a whole. It took me until this afternoon to realize that although she looked exactly like she did in her photos, she was not quite what I was expecting - I was aiming for petite but she was a bit ... "petite-er" than I thought she would be. I pulled up her pictures again, and perspective is everything. My reflection eventually wound up with the question, "Was I happy with what I got?" Eventually I decided, not quite. I don't regret it by any means, and if I were back I may contact her again - But maybe not as my first option, I'm honestly not sure at this point. There's something to be said for knowing what you can expect. Stage 7: What's next? Oh boy. My main issue with this question goes back to the 'Fear' stage. It's one thing to do it in a remote location not needing to worry about the wife. But the idea of back home where I need much better excuses of where I'm spending my time and money means I'll need to totally revisit that stage. I'm also almost 100% happy with my home life, so I don't feel I will have much of a desire to go through the hassle. For me, in my current life circumstances, this will most likely remain a "now and then, when I'm safely on a business trip" hobby. ... Maybe.

I turn my ringer off during sessions also. It's ironic that this is the reason I book sessions with SPs.... to get away from the stresses of my job. The SPs that I pay so much for..... I am paying for their professional attention and service. It's been a very long time since I've experienced any sort of bad attitude from any SPs. I should extend a hearty thank you to all my regulars here. Life is good. I have a two hour duo scheduled in a few days with two very established SPs. Things could be far worse!

I personally turn my ringer off. Its a mood killer in my opinion. Its funny, when guys keep answering their phone.....I understand they are on call at work, and only have a brief time to get away, but it is distracting. However, I don't like answering my phone while I am entertaining, especially for another guy. They can wait till I am done, and if they can't wait, its not meant to be.

A fairly typical Saturday afternoon at Barbarella's today (11/14) - not really busy but far from being slow with a good number of patrons present as early as 2:00. Denied my favorite table, I situated myself nearby and noticed an ATF entering the dressing room still in street clothes - she waved and then disappeared. The lovely Bridgette took to the stage first and then looked very leggy and curvy in a tight yellow dress after her turns onstage. Thought I noticed the somewhat elusive Kitty (not sure if I recognized her since it's been a while) - this seemed to be confirmed as I thought I saw Kitty being greeted by a (not so) "secret admirer" disguised as a "capital hunter" on his searching quest through the "extraterrestrial" space of Barbarella's. Ahem. Perhaps I had both of them misidentified. After the second dancer (unknown to me - a very pretty dark-haired lady), the always stunning Jenny was third in the rotation wearing a tiny (and very tight) button-up cut-off top with a black bikini bottom and then a short black one-piece for her second dance. It's always so nice to see Jenny onstage prior to a CR session and she was as gorgeous as ever during her two turns under the lights. The CR seemed fairly active for a Saturday afternoon (often on these occasions the room can seem empty) but not too busy for comfort. One slightly unusual aspect of the afternoon was the rather broad and varied range of music being played, especially the 'break' songs i.e. tunes between dancer appearances on stage. As has been previously noted, Saturday afternoons at Barb's typically present a sonic palette of 80s (and some 90s) material, but on this occasion the selections seemed to stray into some less travelled byways for this venue. Don't think I've ever heard 'Take a Letter Maria' in an SC before, but then I've never been in an SC south of LA.

It will be 2 years in March since I first began my career as a professional companion/service provider/adult entertainer/sex worker, (whatever title you would like to give it). It had been an incredibly tumultuous time in my personal life. No it wasn't anything like "daddy issues" or any other typical stereotypes that get attached to this line of work. I was working a normal 9 to 5 office job, getting paid barely enough to get by and consistently butting heads with a boss who treated me horribly. While pushing papers and pretending to actually work [checking Twitter and client emails], I knew that I was just another cog in the wheel. I didn't matter and I was replaceable. The stresses and strains of trying to make ends meet working a "normal job" while also having a personal relationship with a partner (who was not sophisticated enough to handle a lady in this industry), took a serious toll on me. Coming to terms with the job and having this particular person in my life made it incredibly difficult to function daily and I was constantly made to feel guilty about my very well-thought-out choice to enter into this industry. Professionally, however, my life drastically contradicted what was going on in my personal life. Clients were treating me very well, beyond what I ever could imagine or have ever experienced. In fact, how well I was being treated by clients began to really reflect how poorly I was being treated before and during the beginning of my time in the industry. Gradually, I started to realize how important I was, how special I was and how happy I made some of my clients feel, and their gratitude for my company, friendship and intimacy really got me through the toughest of times. To this day, I am blown away by their graciousness, whether it be taking me out for a wonderful meal, showering me in lavish gifts, dressing me in sexy lingerie or even writing me a sweet email to say how great of a time they had; it all means a lot and really helped me push through the discrimination that both my partner and society challenged me with on a day to day basis. In a society that both loves and hates the sex industry, it can become a roller coaster to feel confident in doing what we believe in and to do this work without the tender loving care from our clients. Even better is if we can find a partner in our personal lives that can deal with it. But that is a whole other blog I will have to address at some point. Many outsiders to this world, (and maybe even those on the inside), may think that this industry is ONLY to do with sex. Don't get me wrong it's a very important part of it, but there really is so much more involved. Clients will not be named in this blog of course, but some of the incredible things I have experienced have seriously made my dreams come true, not just by the amazing intimate moments I have had with them in the bed room, hotel room, and various other rooms. The surprising moments have been none stop. Everything from Agent Provocateur lingerie, to concert tickets to see some of the legends like Madonna and members of the Beatles, to surprise visits in swanky upscale condos with all my favourite sexy lady friends in the industry! And believe it or not... I was even lucky to meet my hero Buck Angel who was requested by a client to hang with me for a whole weekend! It's all unbelievable, but definitely not expected. I am also grateful for a simple kind word after we have our moment together, and if you make me laugh, even better! Through many of my client's generous actions, I can never be more grateful. Their kindness had gotten me through those times when I wanted to give up or had no confidence about the work I was doing. My battle to stick in the industry I can seriously give thanks to the clients and friends I have made and I hope that other sex workers feel the same. The generosity of our clients helps us stay focused in what we do best,,,,,,,SHAG LIKE A PORN STAR!!! Hahaha.. okay sorry I had to end that paragraph with something funny because this blog was ending up to be way too sappy for comfort, my vagina was seriously starting to get bigger. But you get my point. Smooches! Love you all! Lisbeth

I don't know what kind of SPs you've met in the past, but I think your comment is rude, unjustified, and unfair. Some of us are true gems (and I count myself amongst them) and I really think it was really offensive from you. I may be a marketing genius, but only by being dedicated to what I do, not by telling lies, like, I believe, most SPs. I believe this is the dot on a white sheet. This been said, please gents, before meeting, do your homeworks, and don't forget that you get what you've paid for... This could prevent bad experiences... My two cents...

I never check my phone during a session because it's rude to do so imo. There has been an occasion where I forgot to turn the ringer off and then I'd realize it and turn it off right away but never would I check my phone or answer it while entertaining someone. At the same time, while a gentlemen expects me to shut my ringer off and not check my phone during a session, I would expect them to turn their ringer off as well. While things happen, if a person is looking to de-stress and get away, shut the thing off. I can still hear that universal iphone ringtone in my head after someone's wife calling 16 times in a row wondering where they were...lol

Tell the girl you think she charged you too much and you're going to talk to the manager (if its night time, ask CoCo at the door for the manager). The girl doesn't want to get a bad reputation with management so will most likely change her tune. And, nine times out of ten, it's a girl from out of town and they don't want to lose access to Pigales b/c where they live, it's $10 dances.

so sad for yet another act of terrorism When will it ever stop? I'm deeply saddened. Why can't people just understand that deep down we are all the same. No matter our religion,skin color,language or where we live.. We all bleed in red. One fight after another gets us no where. Come to your sences people. Let Our chrildren live free. Still waiting to hear from a friend there.

New girl in town. New at this all together. Wondering what you guys like most about your favourite girl?! Also, tryna make some friends! Forgive me if I've completely posted this in the wrong spot. Like I said, new, brand new! Trying to grip all this. Thanks for understanding!

I decided on a whim to contact Sophie Lee after seeing her ads, and in particular her photos. I am so glad I did. She is in town from Montreal for a short visit. She replied promptly to my emails. No problem at all setting up our date. The location was clean, easy to find and centrally located. Parking was not an issue either. She greeted me at the door, wearing a sexy blue negligee (my request) and Wow!; What a strikingly beautiful lady. Candles were lit, and the mood was set. She is quite tall (The heals added to the effect) which being tall myself just made me melt. Legs for miles, and a beautiful face. Everything in between is spectacular too. I won't go into too many other details except that she is quite fit and quite flexible. Those years in gymnastics were not wasted ;) She is bright and outgoing, well spoken and easy to talk to. She put me instantly at ease. I could have spent the whole day with her, but alas I had to pry myself out of there. Thank you Sophie for brightening up my day. I'll be keeping an eye out for your return.

I've had this happen before.... an SP checks her phone during a session. Personally, if she asks me first if I mind, I don't. As long as it's brief and at an appropriate time (between shots, or during a cool down). As one who generally books only long sessions of two hours or more, I recognize this as an important part of customer service for any SP. Therefore in a two hour session, I have no problem if she (or they) do this, but no more than twice. Thoughts?

It has long been a fantasy to try Greek and none of my mainstream partners in the past have been willing to try. So I decided my next SP visit would be with someone who enjoyed this and offered it. I always pre-book well in advance and look up the SP's I am interested in and took notice of Sabrina's posts (her cerb name is Grass_Hopper). She always seemed so sassy and mentioned a few times that she loves Greek. Booked a morning session (love morning sex) with her and called an hour in advance to confirm. She mentioned she was expecting Rogers after our allocated time (she just mioved to Ottawa) but hates to rush and asked if we could meet for coffee 30 minutes early. Being a big fan of getting to know the person before we get to the playtime I happily agreed. We met for coffee near her place and I have to say it was a neat experience. You ever see a sexy woman and wonder what they look like naked? Well I was sitting with one in the sun knowing I would be experiencing all of her...it was very nice. After a short while we headed to her place (still no rush at all) and talked a bit more. She excused herself to freshen up and I got comfortable. When she got back she had me lie on my front and gave me a baby powder massage (very nice BTW, never had that done before). She was stripped down to a cute set of underwear that really showed off her amazing ass. She flipped me over and proceeded to tease me for many, many, many minutes. I was going crazy as she performed a great BBBJ, rimming and many other crazy things that made my head spin. I kept asking to taste her, or give her some pleasure and she kept saying she wasn't done with me yet. The whole focus for her was pleasing me...and man was that nice (although I do love giving a woman pleasure, it was nice to be selfish for a while). She brought me to the edge so many times and decided it was time for me to do what I wanted. Some kissing then DATY for a while, greatly enjoyed her beautiful and tasty kitty, then on to the main event. The raincoat went on (she put it on with her mouth, something so erotic about that) and we started in Mish. She knew I wanted to try Greek so after a few minutes this look came into her eyes and she guided me in. I am not going to get crazy graphic but the view and feeling was amazing. We did this for quite some time and there is nothing like hearing a sexy woman moaning 'Don't stop'. Because she had me close to the edge so many times my stamina kicked into overdrive. Sabrina took this as a challenge and many more positions, activities and sensual play was performed until she was satisfied that I was...well satisfied.:wink: After a little bit of cleanup she did something that surprised me a bit, she came over, sat on my lap and gave me a very passionate kiss. It surprised me because it was a very intimate and well, GF thing and it was very nice. I noticed after I showered that we were well past our time (despite starting early). She just shrugged and said some things should not be rushed. This was a crazy hot GFE/PSE (definitely PSE) experience and particularly memorable as I tried many new things that I enjoyed very much. So much so that as I was writing this I was getting excited again just thinking about it...thanks Sabrina, looking forward to our next encounter!:twisted:

I don't think kris1972 gets it. We are are telling him he's rude and he is thanking us for it.

I had a great visit with one of my kids for a few days. I'm all packed for an extended road trip to Ontario however have twisted my back so am delaying that by a day at a time. The heating pad feels delightful however. Maybe a massage would help. :)

Yes, always a good experience with this lady. Very good hygiene and she knows about pure discretion. Nice discreet office place tucked away off of a busier street. She has a good following thanks to a review site like this.

Hi Everyone! My name is Skylar & I'm a petite beauty with booty here to take all your tension & stiffness away! I'm available Next on WEDNESDAY from 4pm until 10pm for an up close & personal, in the flesh meeting you are sure to love! I have experience as an exotic dancer and some of you may recognize me from a few of your favourite stripclubs in the Ottawa area!? I'm open-minded, sweet & fun and I love being in the massage industry because I'm AWESOME at it! :wink: We have beautiful rooms with amazing showers here at Vibe and I am looking forward to getting you alone & relaxed soon! (So much fun!) I'm Available Next On: WEDNESDAY from 4pm until 10pm! ****** Also This Week On: Thursday from 4pm-10pm Friday from 10am-4pm Saturday from 10am-10pm & Sunday from 10am-4pm too! ********** Please call Vibe at 613 680 8059 to reserve your precious time with me! ********** You can visit my Cerb Profile & see more pictures: Here! & Check Out My New Recommendations: HERE! & My DUO Recommendations HERE! xoxo Skylar

I assume you mean a voicemail message? If not, I apologize. Otherwise, phone your cell phone from another phone, then when it goes to voicemail press the button to enter the menu for voicemail, on Telus I think it is "*" but I am not 100% on that. It will prompt you to enter your passcode, then you can manage and listen to your voicemails. If you do this from a VoIP app on your computer or a different phone you can then record the call assuming the VoIP programme you choose offers this feature. Many of them do. You may need to register a VoIP account, too, but free trials are available sometimes.

i was there tonight and 2 of my favorite girls (Ericka and Angelina) were there. Both were great as usual. One sour note is a different girl that ripped me off in terms of number of dances. I won't mention that girl's name because i don't know if i am allowed to. Thankfully though both Ericka and Angelina were there so overall I had a good time.

I am sure she has told many they have been "the first" Just saying :confused:

I'm probably "old school" but I think it's rude in any social situation to be pulling out the phone all the time. (A pet peeve of mine actually. ) In an encounter as intimate as this, it's even worse. I like to get lost in the fantasy of the moment. To feel that I am the most important thing right here and now. Checking the phone every time it makes a noise drastically takes away from that illusion.

Just came from seeing Keilani. Great txting flirtatious and giggly and cute..quick responses..I was a bit late but she laughed it off and was very nice about it...when she openned she was jaw dropping with great smile and very nice smelling hotel room...amazing eyes and eye contact...real Hawaiian look...entirely nin rushed and totally exotic...I think this is as close to GFE as this could get...lived the high heels (which for some reason is rare)...would gigle at my stupif jokes which is entirely ������ in its own right...good conversationalist too..wish I couldhave stayed a lot longer definitely a gem of a woman...she would def treat you like aa very special person I'm sure...

I was going to see this provider about 6 months ago. I was scared off when she started offering car services at VERY cheap prices at 4am (I was working nights)..... Not for me, but to each their own. Also 4-5 texts in a row is a bit much... especially that late at night.

Hi! I'm pleased to say I'll be available downtown from the afternoon of Wed 18th until noon on Friday 20th. As always, I'm in a discreet, smoke-free location (balcony) with some street & ample lot parking available. During my visit, both day time and night sessions are available. (Late night visits by advance booking only) Also, I'm an early bird so don't be shy if early mornings are a good time for you (some advance notice needed, unless PJs, bleary eyes and a teddy bear being dragged by his paw is your thing) It never hurts to ask though =-) For those of you I have yet the pleasure of meeting, here's a bit more about myself. I'm someone who is open-minded & enjoys romanance as well as the wild loss of control where chemistry causes a lack of inhibitions and even for those who are more daring... the darker world of fetish, bdsm, role playing & domination etc. I'm a slim & athletic but curvy 5'7, (5'11 with heels) 36D 24 34 with very long (real) dark hair and big blue/green eyes. I invite you to visit my profile to learn more about me and see some of my pix. I just added a bunch of new ones! Planning ahead is recommended but not necessary. I am available for over-night companionship and dinner dates (obviously we'd have to plan ahead for that lol) as well.I'm educated, worldly, well cultured, unassuming and have eclectic taste in everything from music to hobbies to philosophy. I think versatility is the spice of life. So I can be soft and delicate, wild and eager to please, impish and Fun or assertive, domineering and nasty. I'm a passionate person and not afraid to dive deep into someone I am with.. So don't be shy to tell me what mood you are in and I can tap into that part of my psyche and have a great time doing it. =) I LOVE getting all dressed up and requests are more than welcome. I have a vast array of outfits, (school girl, sexy stripper, romantic lingerie & domina (PVC,Latex etc), regular/secretary) as well as tools for the more daring of adventurers. I aim to please because I want to see you again when I next visit. Chez moi $240h $160hh (multiple hours work on declining scale. Benefits to on-going relationship/frequent visits.) 2hr $440 3hr $600 Please contact me if interested in Overnights, 24hr and Multi-Day-Get-Away packages. Chez vous $290h (within reasonable distance) For Dom, Fetish & BDSM, please see below. Women and Couples also, very very welcome (additional contribution for additional companion Fetishes, BDSM and/or domination, are by hobbyist specific request only and further contributions may or may not be requested, depending on several factors. IE the nature of the subject, frequency of visits, appointment length, number of extra specialties within one appointment and so on. I pride myself on being very fair to both of us in my pricing. For those who are interested in such ventures; I am very well versed in this world and have a great selection of equipment/toys/attire etc. As for fetishes, many have been surprised that I was the one girl who actually heard of "it" before. =) To see what others have to say about the time they've spent with me, please check out my recos via the link below. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=53018 And don't forget you can check out my profile for pics and a bit more about me. My face, Tattoos & piercings are hidden for discretion's sake but photos are otherwise unaltered. Please allow a few days for reply via PM. Text is best for prompt reply.. Please note, nowhere near all my interests are listed here. Im very versatile and um... creative *giggle* No private numbers please. Hope to hear from you soon! Kisses, JessyCeleste 613-793-4183

Sending prayers to those in Paris and to everyone around the world...we need to come together and stop this madness Life is precious...life is love

Honestly I wouldn't even intertain what anyone says on CL it's always he said/she said and the more you respond to the drama the more they will go on Trust me I have been through it enough times on there and it's not worth my energy Everyone gets bashed on there simply because people are miserable and have nothing better to do with their time Either a jealous sp or an upset guy I sometimes question myself as to why I still post on there but because I do still meet a few great gentlemen I pay no mind to the drama Like today for instance my d was deleted (why only the flag get would know why right) Just thought I would give you some advice about CL *they thrive on drama*

I saw Yumi today, PM for any info.

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With her permission, and with thanks, newbie ImCarmenImBad! And we're glad! :)

Over 100 mostly young lives snuffed out, in acts of crazed fanaticism. We need reason and enlightenment in the face of religious zealotry of all kinds, but we also need a strong political response to acts of barbarism and efforts to restore medieval stupidities and worse.

At first I thought: 'Is she who I think she is?' Then I thought: 'Who else could she be?' Barb's has had a website of one sort or another for quite a while, but I've only recently noticed that it has been substantially changed - not sure how long ago the changes were made, waterat. http://barbarellasvip.com/ They also have an instagram page. Here's my fave pic from the instagram page that isn't in the 'Gallery' section of the site.

I was getting ready for an early flight to Toronto, and don't do mornings very well. So, I decided to wash my hair, so I wouldn't have to do it in the morning. After I washed it, I reached for the mousse, and put it in. However something was not quite right. I then looked at my mousse, and realized it was the flea treatment for the cats. My hair was silky shiny, and not a flea in sight. Gawd. When I got married, my son was a newborn, and I nursed him. We were piss poor, and I couldn't afford the proper pads nursing mums use. So, I would cut a period pad in half, and use them instead. I borrowed a beautiful white dress for the occasion. We got married, and afterwards at the reception, I had to take my baby to nurse him. My new sister in law (all of 8 years old), wanted to come with me. Once we got to the washroom, she turns to me and asks... "Why do your Breasts say "always?" I'm a bit confused..... She says again, "your breasts, they say always." Then it hits me, I didn't remove the wrapping to the sticky part. I'm like looking in the mirror, and sure enough, it's clear as day. Not one adult mentioned this, it was an 8 year old child. I later asked my new husband, did you notice it? He replied yes, I asked him why he didn't mention it, and his reply was I thought that was your wedding present to me.

I recently had to go to the courthouse with a friend. I carry a large Coach bag, and it literally has EVERYTHING in it. Any who, there was a high profile trial going on, and they had the metal detecters and CT Scanners that everyone had to go through. So I put my purse in the basket to go through the CT Scanner,and I walk through the metal detecter and of course, my bag had to be checked because the officer said there was a pair of tweezers in my bag. So the officer empties out my bag to find these tweezers, but ends up finding my GIANT 8.5 INCH HOT PINK DILDO. Not only did he find my dildo, he waved around for everyone in the lobby of the courthouse to see. I think I died, resurrected myself, and died again. The worst part, it took the officer about 20 seconds to realize what he was waving around. Needless to say, he totally forgot about the tweezers. F.M.L. lol

I was walking on Somerset st. in Ottawa and all of a sudden a 10" pink dildo hit me on the head, it must of came from the 15th floor and I screamed "WTF" and I did not see anyone. I still have the dildo in a box at home waiting for someone to claim it. J/K