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December 10th eh.. I've plans the 9th(My baby sisters Bday) or I'd finally come meet all you sexy people at once. Perhaps next year I'll make it. Enjoy all!

An SP on Lyla (from Ottawa, I think) had a line which I thought risque but clever: "there's a party in my mouth, who wants to come?"

I love this thread. My fav is reading available 24/7 Humm. When do you sleep, eat and pee? Haha..

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

regular white Joeboxer panties with pink and blue pokadots

Rick Mercer always has a great way of summing things up simply:

Party friendly referrers to drug use and we do not discuss this here or link to ads of anyone advertising this. ... it's not funny and the few idiots who advertise this just add to the bullshit stereotype and that leads to uneducated morons writing stupid bills and making those bills law.

Hey ladies what is a major turn off when someone is looking to book a time with you ? One thing I absolutely hate is when someone texts me and says....What's up? Like really lol that will not grab my attention First impressions mean everything and I prefer a gentlemen being respectful and courteous when inquiring about my ......... For an example; Hello how are you or Hi I am .... and I am interested in knowing more about you and your ........!......so much better

I frequently see lines that make me laugh out loud in these ads. One that readily comes to mind: "Incall or outcall, depending on location." Got any to share? Sent from my SM-N910W8 using Tapatalk

Darn!!! Yes, perhaps next year ;-) There is always a special spot for our friends from the Atlantic Provinces as many have come and attended the get-togethers in Ottawa in the past :-). Enjoy your week, Amelia!

Currently booking the Sweetest of Massages ~ By Appointment Only Available weekdays 7am-10pm, weekends 8am-8pm. My massages are perfect for you if you are seeking a safe, sensual, and seductive escape from reality, being pampered with care and extra sexy attention, and in the company of a natural, nude and naughty ultra-curvaceous brunette... Come relax with me at my discreet, independent, sexy and inviting east end location. I can come to you also for an additional fee depending on distance. 2hr session 320 1.5hr session 260 1hr session 200 Each additional 30 minutes 60 *New Clients* If you are mature (25+), respectful and looking for a sensual massage with a beautiful, intelligent and extra-curvaceous brunette, please visit my website http://www.sweetestmassage.com and then send me an email at [email protected] to start the pre-screening process. I am open to seeing any individual or couple over the age of 25, regardless of size, gender, race or physical (dis)ability. I am very easy to be around, open-minded, caring, understanding and accepting. I value my discretion as much as yours and really want to ensure that you are willing to get personal, I expect to hear only from sweet and caring individuals with whom I can share my sweetness... *Returning Clients* Can't wait to reconnect, I am so honoured to be welcomed back so warmly. Can't wait to return the warmth to you when we next meet! Previous clients may call, text or email to book, same day sessions are often available (email for new mobile). Bethany Xoxox

Ladies posting fake pictures that claim their "photos are 100% real" or state "Photos guaranteed real or it's free". Sure, the photos are real. But not of them. Any what exactly are they offering that's free?

My last day at cmj is Dec 10th!!!! I'm going to miss everyone but I'm starting a new adventure! If you would like to book me before I leave please text me at 613-800-6067 or pm me on here. Xoxoox courtney

I won't respond to men who ask me if I offer BBFS.. It's makes me sick to my tummy. Who in there right mind will see someone who asks that question? I can imagine the "ladies who actuall do it, and I don't want to be with him after knowing that.

Good morning, Thank you for the warm hospitality, the laughter and the great company. I look forward to seeing you again in the New Year. xoxo Emily

Hi Gentlemen, I am FUN, sweet and pretty, you should have no problems feeling comfortable around me :) I am now taking appts for outcalls only but soon to be incalls as well. I look foward to meeting you and enjoying our special time together xoxxxoox Kassi xoxoox TEXT 1 647 485 0969

First off I'm not a girl and I'm still trying to master the fine art of making a girl squirt even though I have done many times and have failed many times. Some ladies here will attest to my testimony. This is what I want to let you know before you start on that journey, be prepared to be let down. I have made some girls squirt and they did not know that they could and I was not able to make a lady squirt and she and I knew that she could(you know who you are and I'm sorry!). There are plenty of videos on the net that explains how to do it and with my experience they should give a good idea how its done. Just make sure that she is well hydrated before you start. I wish you good luck with your quest.

....I don't have a preference to this one.. but like your answer to mine wolfkat ;)

I thought this was a joke, but apparently not. The painting exists and is for sale. All I can say is "yuck". http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/stephen-harper-nude-painting-kijiji-owner-1.3333650

My fave place in town! Can't wait to see them open again, wherever it is... I HOPE!

Black Joe Boxers....everyday fun!

sherlock all the way ;) interesting one for you.... topping from the bottom.. or... bottoming from the top ;) (this cat has been into some interesting things this last month away hehe) Additional Comments: hahaha ok.. I'll do something easier then ;) steak with fresh garlic & mushrooms... cooked on a gas stove.. kale salad... red or white wine? =P

Black cotton jockeys

I always thought that the best lapdance song was "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin.. why is it the best lol well because it is eight minutes and two seconds long :)

One new face at the Mate is Ashley -- a slim spinner in the evenings. A good looking girl with a lovely body. Extra fun in the CR.

Hi! I'm happy to say I'll be available downtown from tomorrow Tuesday (1st, starting in late-afternoon) until noon on either Thursday or Friday (3rd or 4th). As always, I'll be in a discreet, smoke-free location with some street & ample lot parking available. During my visit, both day time and night sessions are available. (Late night visits by advance booking only) Also, I'm an early bird so don't be shy if early mornings are a good time for you (some advance notice needed, unless PJs, bleary eyes and a teddy bear being dragged by his paw is your thing) It never hurts to ask though =-) For those of you I have yet the pleasure of meeting, here's a bit more about myself. I'm someone who is open-minded & enjoys romance as well as the wild loss of control where chemistry causes a lack of inhibitions and even for those who are more daring... the darker world of fetish, bdsm, role playing & domination etc. I'm a slim & athletic but curvy 5'7, (5'11 with heels) 36D 24 34 with very long (real) dark hair and big blue/green eyes. I invite you to visit my profile to learn more about me and see some of my pix. I just added a bunch of new ones! Planning ahead is recommended but not necessary. I am available for over-night companionship and dinner dates (obviously we'd have to plan ahead for that lol) as well.I'm educated, worldly, well cultured, unassuming and have eclectic taste in everything from music to hobbies to philosophy. I think versatility is the spice of life. So I can be soft and delicate, wild and eager to please, impish and Fun or assertive, domineering and nasty. I'm a passionate person and not afraid to dive deep into someone I am with.. So don't be shy to tell me what mood you are in and I can tap into that part of my psyche and have a great time doing it. =) I LOVE getting all dressed up and requests are more than welcome. I have a vast array of outfits, (school girl, sexy stripper, romantic lingerie & domina (PVC,Latex etc), regular/secretary) as well as tools for the more daring of adventurers. I aim to please because I want to see you again when I next visit. Chez moi $240h $160hh (multiple hours work on declining scale. Benefits to on-going relationship/frequent visits.) 2hr $440 3hr $600 Please contact me if interested in Overnights, 24hr and Multi-Day-Get-Away packages. Chez vous $290h (within reasonable distance) For Dom, Fetish & BDSM, please see below. Women and Couples also, very very welcome (additional contribution for additional companion Fetishes, BDSM and/or domination, are by hobbyist specific request only and further contributions may or may not be requested, depending on several factors. IE the nature of the subject, frequency of visits, appointment length, number of extra specialties within one appointment and so on. I pride myself on being very fair to both of us in my pricing. For those who are interested in such ventures; I am very well versed in this world and have a great selection of equipment/toys/attire etc. As for fetishes, many have been surprised that I was the one girl who actually heard of "it" before. =) To see what others have to say about the time they've spent with me, please check out my recos via the link below. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=53018 And don't forget you can check out my profile for pics and a bit more about me. My face, Tattoos & piercings are hidden for discretion's sake but photos are otherwise unaltered. Please allow a few days for reply via PM. Text is best for prompt reply.. Please note, nowhere near all my interests are listed here. Im very versatile and um... creative *giggle* No private numbers please. Hope to hear from you soon! Kisses, JessyCeleste 613-793-4183

I dont think its stekchy to me. If the girl is based in Montreal (514) and visit differents cities, she cant buy a new sims card for every city. I think the most important is to do your research on the girl, to see if she is real or not.

I totally agree, just looking out for my fellow members

Good afternoon Gentlemen, I'm available in the Southend/Hunt club this afternoon. Lets play.. Available tonight & afternoon. Out also available. Please Text me directly at 613. 255. 5904 Xx 5'7 25 y.o 150LBS BLONDE HAIR GREEN EYES 36C 613. 255. 5904 TEXT Have a great week Xx

Welcome Back... your presence has been missed

If you are looking for a lady who is more than just beautiful, but stunning and refined, one who will capture you with her charm and sensuality while engaging with intelligent and witty conversation...Then look no further. I'm Emily. I have a slender figure with long flowing red hair, sparkling green eyes and a smile that will brighten your day. I am well educated, a great conversationalist and a companion by choice. I am sincere, honest, trustworthy and loyal. Being genuine and down to earth adds to my appeal. I am well-manicured and the perfect escape for any time of the day. When you first meet me you will find the true natural beauty you have been looking for. Elegant, sexy and sophisticated on the outside; with a warm, friendly sweet sincere woman beneath. I enjoy taking my time and sharing some laughter while getting to know you. A date with me is always an unrushed and unforgettable experience. I will be visiting: Saint John, December 15th & 16th *This is my last visit for 2015* Encounters are possible at a private and discreet location. I am happy to arrange our encounter in advance, as short notice does not work for me. Take a moment and get to know me better on my website http://www.emilyrushton.com Wanting to make that escape a reality, I can be reached via email [email protected] I look forward to hearing from you Xoxo Emily

.......<pads quietly into room on soft strong pawz......>...... NONE!!!! ;)

Should we move forward with Syrian Refuges? I would hope we would... the courage to take the right action even in the face of uncertainty or fear is the type of decision that builds the character of a great nation... in my life time Canada has been faced with this type of question in the face of fear and uncertainty several times... I am thinking of the Vietnamese boat people and the refuges of Kosavo in both cases public opinion was against allowing the refuges into Canada... they would bring crime and terror, their values were different, they would take our jobs, the economy was bad and we should look after our own but thankfully our leaders at those times knew that we as a country had a responsibility to think bigger than the moment...to provide leadership in a moment of doubt and fear... in both of these instances the reality has shown that the fears and rhetoric of the day was unfounded ... we need that leadership again today... in fact Canada needs to step up and demonstrate to some of our allies like the US what real leadership looks like. Of course we can choose to look only Inward and focus on what we incorrectly think are our interest we can let fear control our decisions and in so doing give the terrorists exactly what they want... we know what that looks like because we did just that as a country when we turned back a boat full of Jewish people from Europe who were looking to escape the holocaust... we didn't step up and do the right thing and now we look back in shame at our actions... we know what is right and it's nice to see we have the leadership to proceed. Just my Opinion

I saw this in an escort ad in Toronto a few years ago: "My buns are like muffins - they need to be buttered and jammed".

interestingly enough, there has been a long history of the Liberals attempting to do harm reduction legislation in regards to sex work, and the Cons coming along as the next government and undoing it all before it can be put in place. http://policyoptions.irpp.org/issues/november-2015/thirtyyearsoffailure/

Backpage is used by the full range of ladies in the industry you will find extremely reliable LYLA ladies there and of course you will find very unreliable ladies there that's why it is critically important for al al al to do our research... check out reviews... check out the pictures... check Cowboy Kenny and of course reach out here on LYLA and share when we find those wonderful ladies so that we help each other and just as important we help those ladies who work extremely hard to provide excellent service in a professional manner under extremely difficult circumstances of the current prostitution laws in canada. LYLA Has been an amazing resource for everyone involved in this lifestyle but it need the active involvement of its members to work as it should and has in the past. I think recently we have seen reduced involvement/activity here on the site by ladies and by male members... There are many reasons for that... the new laws I Canada and the resulting new rules about what you can and cannot say on here but if we want to have this resource as ladies and clients then we better be willing to stand up for it Just my Opinion

Well, I'd feel better if there wasn't drug paraphernalia in the picture she posted. But that's just me.

Hello! My name is Natalie and I'm a super adorable, super fun and super tiny young woman that wants nothing more than to put a smile on your face that won't budge for the rest of the week. Really, it will take a lot to bring you down after our visit. People will see you and say, "Wow! Did you just get back from a two week vacation in Heaven where you received a 7 day massage administered by angels followed by a 7 day nap?" But in all seriousness, I love what I do. A lot. I even come home with a perma-grin plastered to my face and go to bed giggling (well, wine helps too). I love intimacy and the connection that grows with each visit with my clients. And everyone is different. Some may treasure the soft touches and soft whispers and others unleash an animal inside themselves they either didn't know exist or had long forgotten. I feel my talent is reading the energy you give off and adapting to fit your needs, whatever they may be. So, a little about me: I'm in my late twenties, avid record collector, classically trained musician and all around happy person. I am extremely petite at 5ft and 105lbs and have bright red hair and big green eyes. Oh, and I have a rockin' butt. About you: I prefer to see clients over 40. I have made exceptions to this rule but have either proven my theory correct or in the rare instance, been pleasantly proven wrong. I hope that you are a happy person too and one who doesn't take himself too seriously because I really enjoy laughing with another person who also loves laughing Don't believe me? Check out my reviews which can be found here: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=16867&highlight=littlelady Donations are 240/hour. Have a lovely week everyone!!!

Waterat, " I Second That Emotion "

Is a powerful and enticing kisser with every skill set you could wish to experience! Very sensuous.

Last thing I listened to was Inanna by The Tea Party (both versions). Always moves me.

The move is all set to happen so soon and it won't be long until I am in Ottawa and ready to spend some time with polite and amicable gentlemen. You can see my website for information on my client expectations, which are crucial for us to have a wonderful time together. There is no schedule information at this moment as I am not certain when I will able to take appointments. However, I will say it will most likely be that my first day accepting bookings will be Dec 8th. Please take the time to thoroughly read my website for all the information you need about me. See you soon, Ottawa! - Kate http://www.katevonkatz.com

Best one yet ..... smh Books an appointment I wait (he is 20 minutes late because he gets lost) he then texts says he is I'm area I told him okay to call for the address he leaves and says no I am nervous why would I have to call for address .... really buddy wow Defiantly will not answer to him again

I would glady expose one of M. Trudeau, tho...

This should be a very interesting topic! I am located in the North end of Halifax and have had a few gentlemen say they do not like the area....lololol But like you said crime is every where wether it be in the North end or the South end wether your upscale location or not I find people are very judgemental when it comes to this But in my opinion location doesn't make a person any better or less of a person Especially when the lady is well reviewed and reputable

My sushi buffet bill and some much needed winter outer apparel

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It's even funnier when they write the extra detail "NO TRADES!" Lmao!

I always laugh at "party friendly"... I don't know if that says to you what it does to me.. lol

I don't know if I would classify her as BBW, but more of sexy curvy kinda gal. I've been with Kate a few times now and can honestly say she is a delight. The initial booking with her was from email and then to text. She is very discreet and answers her texts within a short time. I met her at her place with a private entrance to her bedroom. Everything was neat and clean. She answered the door in a sexy nighty that was almost see-through. She smelled nice and had the sweetest smile that suited her bubbly personality. After a few minutes of conversation and deep French kissing, she started to undress me and moved me to the bed. When she took off her outfit I saw that she had a beautiful curvy body, soft skin, nice big round breasts and shaved. http://www.shortandsweetxo.com/