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I just want to take the time to wish everyone in this wonderful community Happy Holidays and hoping and wishing all the best 2016.. I have been very grateful and sincerely appreciate all my clients thus far and I also want to thank anyone who has shown sincere interest and inquired about my business.. For those who know me and have given me the opportunity to get to know them I want to let them know that I truly feel blessed to have had such amazing experiences and some very memorable times with them.. Each and every single one of you I hold a dear spot in my heart. I want to thank you for your business and your friendship and your support throughout 2015.. I also hope that 2016 brings many more enjoyable memories with all of you and hopefully new memories made. Again A Very Happy Holiday and may everyone be blessed and showered with Love Hope Prosperity Health and New Great Memories in the coming year. THANK YOU CERB/LYLA and THANK YOU EVERYONE!!! XOXOX

I want to thank you right away for broaching this subject. Kissing, like many other activities that happen within session, is best to ask for consent before taking action. If a MA is respectfully asked before actions are taken, everyone will have a good time. If she feels like she is control and can opt in or out, rather than being pounced at, she will get more into the situation. If you are concerned this is "not sexy" there is always the option of intro sessions. For a small investment you can meet the girl and discuss what her limitations are so you can make a decision if whether the full package (personality, looks, limitations) is what you are interested in.

1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour(if you are) and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toy isn't. 6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points. 7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention. 8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off. 9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it. 10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris. 11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not. 12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy. 13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY. Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not. 14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA. Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it. (Make sure you wash your hands also. Women can get infections if men with dirty hands or with smell good lotions go inside her. ) 15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not. 16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons. 17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first. 18) GOING TOO FAST. When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts. 19) GOING TOO HARD. If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds. 20) COMING TOO SOON. Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too. 21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man. 22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask. 23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris. 24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her. 25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary. 26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head. 27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do. 28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest. 29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions.If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse. 30) TAKING PICTURES. When a man says, 'Can I take a photo of you?' she'll hear the words '__to show my buddies.' At least let her have custody of them. 31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no. 32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS. There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest. 33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings. 34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't. 35) GIVING LOVE BITES. It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end. 36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on. 37) TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know. 38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you. 39) SQUASHING HER. Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue. 40) THANKING HER. Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen I did not write this myself, it was taken from a internet site and I found it was pretty good to post here. If you care to comment or add anything to this list please do so. Coming up after Christmas the 50 mistakes women make when having sex.

99% of the guy's in chat just go in there to see if the girls will talk dirty to them so they can jerk off at the same time, not likely they will ever go see any of them cheap way to get there rocks off and it don't cost nothing and most do get rude when in private chat my 2 cents

I used to go in the Chat Room and from time to time I do. Now, most of the guys who private chat with me are rude and don't know what "no" is. I'm not going to discuss my services over chat in detail, I will give a brief description. Too many rude asshats that ruin the space. They either get banned from ever booking with me or ignored to the highest bitter. Some have joined my ignore list. There isn't much respect. Look at my website and stop asking me the same question if I offer "X whatever service" or give me a call to discuss. I've talked to a few who are nice and gentleman like, which is very appreciative. That said, it's not a bad thing to just have a general conversation with someone if they tell you to read the website or to call/email/text. Too much BS. Simple as that.

I don't use chat. When I did use chat, it seemed everyone wanted private chat so they could get sexting. Quickly got bored with that, so now don't use it. It's too bad, as it could be a great thing.

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I use to do a duo with Sexy_Sammy. What a hottie! I remember she use to put a raincoat on, boots, and a purse. That's it. Audacity at its best! As for myself, I like wearing a sweater, with long acrylic socks, knickers, and nice bra, prefferably red or white. And the very first kiss is the confidence test, for me. If you kiss me, 1. You're not a cop on duty; 2. You probably mean me no harm. This is when everything kicks in...

Guys trying to send pictures of their private parts. I haven't had gentlemen from this site do this but ignorance is bliss because I purposely have a burner phone and don't bother getting imaging plan for this very reason but I still get the text notification. I really have to shake my head and wonder if some men find this endearing? Really? Have some class for heaven's sakes and be a real man. I dont want to meet you now. Ugh...

Jenny, Claire, Bridgette and lots of hotties this afternoon. And Ariel! :) looking sexy in her tight new leopardskin outfit! Ariel and I visited the cr. She was in good form.

I correct people when they use "bb" "babe" or whatever else in texts or e-mails. I just say, "my name is Kate". Most of them get the hint and don't respond again, possibly because they are rightfully embarrassed and possibly because I have ruined whatever fantasy or expectation they have of me. Either way, I don't count it as a loss. Terms of endearment are for when you have an established bond with someone. Using them to force or fake a bond is tacky.

I worked at one of the clubs today and it clearly states on my profile and on my Ad were I was located today and someone still sent me a PM to ask me which club I was at lol. Please ,Please, Pleaseeeee! read the ladies Ad's thoroughly before contacting them.

Very well said Mia! When I am called something like "Hun, Luv, Sweetshine, ..." I immediately suspect that Lady just don't remember my name if it is in person or did not read my message if it is remote communication. I feel myself one of the guys in the long row where everyone is "Luv, ,,,". And, frankly speaking, I just hate to be called "Babe" or its variations, especially by young girls.

Call me by my name please! And I will call you by the name you give me. Anything else seems odd, out of place, and not genuine to me. Using the words "Luv, Honey, Babe" does not make anybody warmer or nicer. It is our attitude that makes us genuine warm people, or not.

Can't really add more! I also LOVE kissing as part of the building up but.. Bad breathe is a killing for me. Especialy smokers one... Please rinse your mouth and dont smoke right before appointment! I dont smoke so I dont have pleasure kissing a ashtray.. Lol

I recently saw Cadence at Kendra's Red House for a body slide massage. I have seen many other massage attendants in the city but I can tell you that Cadence has been the best by far. She is absolutely stunning and has a great personality. It made it easy to chat with her and helped me relax even more. She provides a outstanding massage, the best one I've gotten in the City, and her skills are fantastic. If you would like more information please feel free to contact me.

So Touch of Class finally updated their website, instead of looking like it was made in the 90s it now looks like something from 2003. Well, it's an improvement. Still no pictures of the attendants though. I'm so used to the businesses from Toronto having such professional-grade websites. Anyways, I've heard good and bad things about the place. I'm always hesitant to go. Anyone have some info about the quality you're paying for?

Hello. Are there any providers that can offer this?

I had the pleasure meeting Kali, this past week. Just on whim that she was on the schedule and my schedule worked to quickly see her. This mature sensual lady, is also a dancer and has a body made for dancing or in my case, one very sensual massage. The encounter was wonderful, from communication or pure silence, and with a sexy shower for 2 beforehand and afterwards. The main event was sensual,pleasurable and with a most beautiful finish. Kali, is attractive and has a great friendly personality, and wow that smile and laugh is something I had recalled the next day.She is also a very honest lady, she contacted me afterwards, and said "You overpaid me" I told her "Nope, no I didn't, enjoy Kali, Merry Christmas " ;) Kali certainly has a body to match her looks, if you are member, search her photos, you will enjoy them, better yet, go and see her in person, I can guarantee you will be happy you did. ;) Thanks CMJ and Kali, you have another beautiful lady on your roster.

Stopped into 340 briefly on Saturday afternoon (12/19) about the time things were just getting going for the day around 2:00. Saw Francesca, Bridgette, Montana and Sin onstage (2:00 - 3:00) and by 2:30 or so the club was moderately busy - about average for a Saturday afternoon. There seemed to be a fair number of dancers arriving between 2:00 and 2:30. Departed at 3:00 as there was no sign of Jenny or Ariel.

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And a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year's to you also. Wanted to thank your the last date we had :) One of the best and most passionate time I've had in a long time. Much xoxoxox Someguy

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

The crowds are crazy, the traffic is worse, Your temples are throbbing and ready to burst. With stockings and heels, and soft red hair, I'm hoping you might come visit my lair. You may arrive stressed, so stiff and sore, But soon you'll be smiling and ready for more. My lips and hands are ready this holiday season, So give yourSELF the gift of some white hot pleasin' !! Special Holiday availability for the delicious ones I have previously met Daily 11am-11pm with at least 4 hours notice. Limited Dates. For those I have yet to meet, Evenings only after 9pm. See my website for more www.rawr4u.com

Perhaps there is a paranoia about the conversations in chat and the change of the law (C36). I'm purely speculating with this. But while on that topic...can anyone clarify if a PRIVATE chat is a safe place to freely discuss anything? Maybe a clarification of the NEW do's and don't of chat may help?

Almost stopped in this afternoon (Friday, December 18th) but with Cato and Reddog01 in attendance, perhaps the competition would have been a bit too intense! Maybe I'll be lucky with a Jenny sighting tomorrow - often seems to be a nice atmosphere (or at least a calmer one) on Saturday afternoons at 340.

usually I just call someone by the name they give, but for someone that has seen me multiple times, sometimes these little endearments just come about. I don't like it when someone I don't know refers to me as 'babe', especially if it is an introductory email.

bad hygiene, total turn off and number 1 on my list! How difficult is it to be fresh, sheesh!

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We can cozy up together and make our own fire! Available today December 18 til 10 Pm with short notice provided I don't have anything else planned. Saturday December 19 - 10 am -10 pm Sunday December 20 - 10am - 9 pm Monday December 21 - Thursday December 24 - 9 am -10 pm Peruse my new pictures by clicking here: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=4180 If this is your first time meeting me, please call directly. If we have met before, text is fine. No private messages for booking please as I'm not always here to answer them. Care to know more? Read on... Gentlemen, I am a voluptuous creamy soft skinned with dirty blonde highlighted hair standing in at 5'3" (a more statuesque 5'8" in heels) with an impressive 38 DD naturals and pretty face with seductive blue/green eyes that are perfect with my impressive skills. I have an hourglass physique with a nice behind. I seek out mature, respectful gentlemen 30 years of age or older. Underneath it all, I possess a distinct prowess and the maturity of a 30's woman who wants to rock your world! An experience with me is passionate, fun and surprisingly relaxing. Be prepared to be mesmerized by my talents. You will feel refreshed when we say goodbye. Kindly take a moment to click on my name above to peruse my photo albums and recommendations" Photo albums - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 Recommendations - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=N&t=28638 My location is in Orleans and is an upscale, clean, quiet and discreet location. Free parking available. Shower facilities, fresh sheets, towels and all other ammenities for your comfort. TRIBUTES: I host - You come to visit me. At this time I primarily offer same day availability. My services are all inclusive ( therefore no negotiation) for an unrushed, satisfying, sensual and fun encounter. "I Host" Tributes: ( My location only) Rates are firm. $120 -30 mins $160 - 45 mins $200 - 1 hour Please note the rates listed above. Tributes are for my time and companionship. CONTACT: My number is 613-404-7*8*8*7*. Calling/texting me directly is the quickest way to receive a response. I don't offer email as a method of contact. No blocked calls or payphones will be answered.. Call/text me directly please to receive a quicker response. I hope to see you this week so we can have some mutual fun together! If we have met previously, please let me know. I look forward to meeting you! Please be 30+. Thank-you

i find kissing is very much a part of the 'date' experience. But there are limitations as listed in other responses. Bad breathe, any indications of cold sores, etc, are a definite put off for me.

Happy Friday Everyone, I am happy to say, that I will be available this weekend. Located at a downtown hotel, from Saturday morning (NOON) right thru til Monday afternoon. I can be reached at 613-701-7776. Look forward to having some playtime xoxoxo

Spend some time with a woman who is confident but not arrogant, sweet but not a pushover and has intelligence and wit to spare! I am nerdy enough to be able to converse intelligently on a wide range of topics, but earthy enough to be approachable and warm. It is important to me to spend time with gentlemen, and as such I urge you to ensure you are friendly, respectful and have excellent hygiene for our time together since how that time goes is heavily dependent on your hygiene and conduct. I AM: - 30 years old, 5-foot-6, 135lbs - 34B-25-36 hourglass figure - Stunning green eyes, red hair, fair skin - Toys, lingerie and openiminded YOU ARE: - 35+ years old - Sober, respecftul and friendly - Well-groomed and amiable INCALL ONLY near Carling and Woodroffe Daily 11AM - 8PM (Last appt at 7PM) This Saturday and Sunday only! 11AM - 10PM and rate specials: $140/hh $220/hr $160/hh $250/hr $380/1.5hrs $500/2hrs Returning friends get a small discount after their first visit. Please see my website for complete details on myself, what I expect of my suitors, and booking information. www.katevonkatz.com

I won't kiss a man who has a rough beard, bad breath, or lesions in the buccal area. Or bad hygiene in general, which is not your case. As stated in your comment, chemistry plays a big part, and interpretation of the act is also a factor (one may kiss you on the couch for 10 mins before entering the main course, as another will kiss you all action long. There's also the whole BS bullshit. But all and all, don not take everything you read for granted. You may be mislead.

I am upfront on my website about what I offer and do not offer, and I remind my guests during our first session together. If at any point a gentleman is unclear about something, I find it very respectful when he asks me. I dislike the "I'll just go for it and see if she stops me" approach. Please, just ask. Communication is key to a wonderful experience together!

Hello Gents Are you looking to unwind? Are you looking for that girl next door? Sweet and sexy. Long legs and a nice round bottom! Gaze into my enchanting blue eyes and become memorized! All natural 38D and curves in all the right places! Incall avail 24/7. East end location clean add discreet. No blocked callers and serious gents only please! 613.447.9789

Same to you fortunateone and to all the members of Lyla !

I just wanted to say thank you to all the wonderful people of my home province of Newfoundland .. These past 6 months of 2015 has been incredible and i am honored to be back home .. as perfect the weather can be in California, Las Vegas, Arizona, and Texas .. This is home .. Thank you for making me feel welcomed and loved .. I wish you all an amazing Holiday Season and Look forward to seeing my old friends and hopefully some new ones in 2016. I love you all, Autumn XOX

Do what I do now..TURN OFF your phone or put it on silent I'll wake up and guaranteed every morning I missed one or two calls and have a few texts asking am I available at like 3am smh When contacting a lady start off with Hi or Hello....argggg I find that very ignorant when I get a text and all he says is .... what are your rates... first impressions still mean everything to me

Looking forward to making that fantasy come true! It is becoming real haha! (Sweet Eva with a bad girl provocative side is speaking right now ;)

I have had a few in my day in my personal life very hottttt and exciting but not sure I would feel safe having a mmf encounter as a booking ...... for me safety is upmost important to me But defiantly willing to do a mff or couples

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I first noticed Karma and Cleo's separate adds awhile ago, and noticed they were providing duo's. I've never had that experience and was obviously intrigued (have probably fantasied about it my whole life). These girls are great as a couple, right away you're put at ease by the way they interact and chat. They're into each other and they included me perfectly! Both girls have recommendations separately, and Cleo is a member of this site. Hardest part is telling which one is better... but I don't have too they're both fantastic!

Hey baby How are you hun? Where are you located bb? Hun-baby-darling-bb-babe-sweetie-cutie at EVERY sentence from someone I NEVER met It litteraly makes me aggressive! I hate that!! Please take note that a: hey sweetie from someone I know its different!! Lol

I prefer to be addressed by name, and I try to do the same with clients.

I personally use their names or dear. I HATE being called babe by people I've never meet.

When I first started, it was through an agency. There was a gentleman who called regularly & when we were asked to call him to try & book, it was stressed that we only use his name. He was a travelling businessman who met new people all the time & hated anonymous platitudes. He felt them terribly impersonal no matter what the industry & only ever called us by name too. Super guy, great manners. Since then, I only ever address a gentleman by his name in any & all communications & make an effort to use it often. Of course, I have been known to scream out " Holy Christ " or " Sweet Jesus " mid happiness. But that I can't stifle & so far, no one seems to mind .:wink: Sandi