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Hey Everyone, I am Melly I am new here. Hope to meet you all soon Hugs and Kisses Melly xoxo

Sending best wishes to all my friends here, for a rewarding, healthy, prosperous New Year! To pleasure, success, and friendship in 2016!

Lending money to someone you considered a friend and realizing after a long time, that you have been had. Fak......wtf is wrong with some people? On the upside, you come to the realization that they were not a real friend and the money lost means they are finally out of your life. Maybe a good investment, after all. P.S. I've been drinking and may have already posted about this, lol.

Happy New Year Everyone It's December 29th so in just a couple of days 2015 will come to an end and frankly from a personal perspective I will not be sad to see it close out....I have had better years and I am hoping that 2016 will be a better year for me and the people who are Important in my life. So that said are there any New Years Resolutions that anyone wants to put out there publicly One of my resolutions will be to try and accept things as they are... I am starting to realize that no matter how much I would like things in my life to be different I don't control the way things are or the actions of others I can only accept the reality and control how that impacts me What is your New Years Resolution?

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I like to take each new year, as an opportunity to be a better person, than I was the year before. To be be more progressive and positive to myself and to others. This isn't really a resolution like thing for me, as it is just good goals to have. Of course, I think just about anyone, I know including myself, attempts at a better diet that lasts a month lol. So far, I have already started to do this, along with have a better sleep schedule. Additional Comments: I need a bit more of a backbone myself. Getting there. Baby Steps

The best and only reliable choice in Truro is Maraena. Why visit any one else when Maraena has been a member of this board since 2009? She is a high quality and well reviewed lady wherever she visits.

Awesome Freudian slip!

To be mindful in all that I do . Watch more for the lessons people present to me. Sometimes I go so fast I miss a lot that is important. Make more time for my family, especially my nephew. He is my favourite man in the world. Remember my mission in life, I am a healer in the middle of my many duties in life. Strive to be an interesting and faithful companion to all who have chosen to spend time with me.

I just want to thank everyone who donated toys for my Christmas toy drive. It was such a success, so many generous and thoughtful gifts. You guys are the best! It got me thinking , why stop after Christmas? So I've decided to do this year round. I will choose a new organization/cause every month and will post a list of items they are in need of. If you bring one or more of these with you when you come to visit me you will receive my special rate. Stay tuned for details for January donations. Happy Holidays to you all! Hope to see you soon Thanks again Monique xoxo http://www.moniquematheson.com [email protected] 613 219 6386

Hello Fredericton ;) I am hosting today until 8pm I will not be around for new years or NYE sorry I am able to host southside area of Fredericton that is convenient. 200 hr 140 half hr 120 quickie pm me or email me at [email protected] for more info :)

Yeah, unfortunately, it is a very small, niche market. If you are in a larger centre, in particular, it helps, but if you make sure you put in out there in your ads and on your website that you cater to Queer women and even invest a little in differing advertising venues...perhaps someone could suggest some?... progressive websites and publications that are not escort specific, that would permit you to have an ad banner that links to your website, that is likely the best you can do to attract this tiny segment of the market; that is, outside of word of mouth among women in the Queer community who would be open enough to disclose with each other and might end up referring someone to you. Earlier on in my career, I actively marketed to attract female clients, and, over a number of years -outside of couples- I only had three individuals that I saw, and two of them were repeat clients. I no longer cater to either market (women individually or couples) for personal reasons, but it can be really rewarding and fun. Good luck Brody!

No New Year's resolutions for me. I'm just hoping the past three bad years will turn a corner and 2016 is a good year for me RG

Never really make new year's resolutions... Try to be better everyday. Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk

Ive meet up with her in the summer, shes a tbay girl who travels as an sp, she didnt have an incall so I picked her up from what she said was her bfs appartment, she is good looking, i think her pics look better then she dose in person, overall experience was 6/10 and I wont repeat. She was just not really into it and I feel since I am the one paying for the service I should be treated well, I am not some big fat gross person by the way, Im clean cut in decent shape late 30s guy.

Hi folks, Lots has been mentioned already. Here is my short list (apologies for the repeats): Unanswered emails/texts. I don't quite understand this one. A potential client (or a steady client) takes the time to craft a decent email or text and there's no reply. I have no expectation of an instant response (a 24-48 hour turnaround is fine).. but to have no response at all is negative. No-shows: Yup, bugs the hobbyists and SPs alike. Total waste of time for everyone. Indeed, life happens... but not to show up without a courtesy call, text or email.. hmmm. Ooops on arrangements: Arrange for a date on specific day and time, and SP "misplaces" the appointment.. "Oh, I thought it was Thursday and not Tuesday"... maybe a sub-category of no-shows. Again, life does happen.. but an appointment calendar does help. I have mentioned this in a few previous posts. This industry sells fantasy, one date at a time. SPs and hobbyists have responsibilities to make a go of things. If that equation is tilted to one-side, it won't work. Both sides need to be truthful with expectations.. anything less is a recipe for a less-than-positive date. All the best for a terrific (and safe) 2016 to everyone! CM

I really don't understand why they are in such a rush. I like getting to the persons mind and soul if I can. Sllow is fun and to be honest respectful. Maybe stick to GFE's? Additional Comments: at least the hobbbyists and the SP's are on the same page of understanding on this site. I'm not interested in being a "baller" as the kids call it. I want experiences, memories and to enjoy what I do. It's so unfortunate every time I hear about someone I am seeing, getting ripped of or treated unfairly. Additional Comments: UGH! *shudders* that word sickens me! A lot of texts are "baby" "hun". Simply state that you aren't a toddler and move on. Call me prude, but I have no time for lazy talkers. Some one who is interested in seeing you, whether that be a hobbyist or SP, will always take the time to speak to you, and not respond with repetitive slang or short sentences, pertaining to nothing interesting or inviting. I like to start off with a joke or completely random remark, that's sure to make their day, no matter if we end up hitting it off or not.

I write this 24 hours after my first experience to share what I went through, figure out what I went through for myself, and maybe help a few other gents along in the journey of their first time. I'm not going to name names as this is meant to be a review of my experience, not the specific girls. Stage 1: Justification This step, although it took some time, was somewhat easy for me. I was looking for a particular experience that my wife is not willing to give me. Does this make it any different than seeing an escort for any other reason? Maybe not to some, but it did the trick for me. Although justification was easy for me, it was by no means a quick process. I had done plenty of research on this topic before I was fully able to wrap my head around it and decide it was a decision I was OK with. Stage 2: Research As I just mentioned, a lot of my justification and my research happened at the same time. This is not a concept I have ever looked into before a few days ago. I'm not even 100% sure what made me decide to launch Chrome in incognito mode and type my search into Google. I also could no longer tell you what the first dozen pages I looked at were. I can say that over a few days I spent close to 20 hours getting used to the lingo (google "escort terms" if you haven't already), reading and rereading articles (both from the hobbyists as well as ASPs points of view), browsing ads (backpages and skipthegames were my two primary sources, although there were several others I went through) as well as agency websites, and finally I wound up finding this gem of a forum. I spent a lot of time googling girls' phone numbers to see what other ads they have posted over time, trying to find ones that seemed reliable. I also spent a lot of time looking at prices in the area. One tidbit of wisdom I found again and again is "you get what you pay for". While I didn't have a huge budget, I wanted to have the highest odds of getting what I was looking for out of it. I eventually found a price range I was comfortable with, both from a wallet and a quality from other reviewers standpoints. This is when everything became very real for me, and I started to wonder.. Can I get away with this? Stage 3: The Fear I was in a good position to go through with this. My wife and I were both vising our own families, in her case in a totally separate country. I was not close to home, and had no chance of her showing up to surprise me. I spent some time thinking things through: What breadcrumbs might I leave? How can I minimize them? What do I do if I miss something? Will the girl randomly call or text me someday and ruin everything? I'll admit right now, I have a fairly narcissistic personality, so my first instinct was "of course I can get away with it!" I still spent a great deal of time thinking about this part though. My final decisions to get over my fears were as follows: 1) I was doing my research on my work laptop, in incognito mode. Even if my wife found something incriminating on my laptop somehow, I've already done a ton of research so whether I go went through with it or not, the laptop is a real rislk. 2) I decided to only contact girls I could text, and I did so from my regular phone. I turned off iMessage on my iPad, and I knew it was already disabled on my Mac, so I had no worries of messages syncing. I could delete them from my phone later. 3) For every girl I would text, I would block their number at the end of this experience. This would prevent the possibility of future messages (even though, really, what are the chances of them reaching out to me unsolicited? Basically zero), and also giving me the option of finding them again through Google down the road if I so decide. If, for some odd reason, my wife is ever going through my blocked contacts list and asks why I have numbers from this particular area code blocked, my excuse is they were old annoying clients (I ran my own business) from when I used to live here. 4) I switched 'Find my friends' to track from my iPad, which I left at my hotel room while I was out, and promptly switched it back after. This gave me the excuse of "I'm going to bed early hun" and after "Can't sleep, I'm going out for a drink". With these plans in place, I send my first message.. Stage 4: Disappointment Unexpectedly to me, my first message to my first (very well reviewed) choice got a response, and after a few messages back and forth wound up in an appointment the following evening. Knowing the lingo was super important here, and I'm sure knowing what to/not to say played a huge part as well. If you haven't done it yet.. Do the research! The plan, since it was booked 24 hours in advance, was to confirm two hours before the appointment, and then she would send me the address 30 minutes beforehand (at this point I only knew the general area). Two hours before, right on time, I send her my confirmation text. A few minutes later, reply of "Can't wait!" 30 minutes to go, I hop in my rental and start heading in the general direction. 15 minutes to go, with no address, I follow up with what I was hoping was a playful text of "Did you forget about me? ;)", only to receive a "Crap omg yes, I'm so sorry! Can we meet at 8 instead?" I agree, she asks me to text her at 7:30 for her address. I kill some time, send said text, and never hear back. I briefly considered sending a second text around 7:45, but figure if she isn't responding she likely had a better opportunity come up (a regular, maybe a longer booking, who knows..), and I didn't want to start my experience by being a bother to someone else, so I left it and moved on. (Never did hear anything back). 8:30, after sitting around pondering for a while, I get back on the interwebs and start pulling up my other choices from before. Since this was now pretty much a last minute booking, I figured I would contact two at once and see what happens. One never did reply, but the other did and we quickly had an appointment set up. Stage 5: The Experience (aka Stress and Nerves) I'm going to back track for a quick second here - I mentioned before I was looking for something specific, but for the below to make sense I need to point out I very much enjoy intellectually connecting with others. I went into this with the hope that a good ASP could provide me with that experience, whether genuine on her part or not. About the exact moment I knocked on her door, all the nerves hit me at once. I knew, theoretically, how the general encounter ought to play out, and I knew how I wanted ours to. I had even thought through how to communicate this to her so that she could help make it happen that way. But from that moment on, the calm part of my brain took a vacation and I may as well have been on my first ever date with the hottest chick in the city. I decided right then to be upfront about it - Why try to hide what she was bound to figure out when she could help make it easier? She was good about it - Gave me my space to get boots and jacket off, paid no attention to the envelope I left on her table. She spent a few minutes chatting, massaging my shoulders, then quickly changed gears onto what I was looking for. Things progressed fairly quickly at this point, which I wasn't totally expecting but went along with. Got exactly what I had asked for. Then, desire and reality parted ways. I had about 20 minutes left on the clock, but in retrospect I could have just left at that point for all I got out of it. We spent about 10 minutes chatting about movies and then her tattoos, but I had the feeling she had already disconnected and had no real interest in talking. With about 10 minutes left, I thanked her, she mentioned next time I was in town, and I was on my way back to my room. Stage 6: Reflection I did my best not to analyze my entire experience right away. I got back, showered, and thought about the good half. It wasn't until this morning that I started thinking about the experience as a whole. It took me until this afternoon to realize that although she looked exactly like she did in her photos, she was not quite what I was expecting - I was aiming for petite but she was a bit ... "petite-er" than I thought she would be. I pulled up her pictures again, and perspective is everything. My reflection eventually wound up with the question, "Was I happy with what I got?" Eventually I decided, not quite. I don't regret it by any means, and if I were back I may contact her again - But maybe not as my first option, I'm honestly not sure at this point. There's something to be said for knowing what you can expect. Stage 7: What's next? Oh boy. My main issue with this question goes back to the 'Fear' stage. It's one thing to do it in a remote location not needing to worry about the wife. But the idea of back home where I need much better excuses of where I'm spending my time and money means I'll need to totally revisit that stage. I'm also almost 100% happy with my home life, so I don't feel I will have much of a desire to go through the hassle. For me, in my current life circumstances, this will most likely remain a "now and then, when I'm safely on a business trip" hobby. ... Maybe.

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Looking at some yummy profiles while learning some of the features of the board

I saw her a couple of weeks ago. I didn't post a review. Take from that what you will.

Three areas: character, carrying on :), and career. 1. Character: The operative word for 2016 is friendship. I want to be a better friend, more attentive and caring. I want to repair any friendships that my negligence has damaged or broken. This is my serious resolution. 2. Carrying-on: lots more eating out in my favourite places, and finding new favourite places to eat out in. :) 3. Career: I want to learn Russian, and travel to Eastern Europe, for work, and also for fun. Maybe meet some Eastern Europeans, and work on resolutions 1 and 2 as well!

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hear hear!! as to breath odor definitely!! especially as an MP.. once I turn you over.. and you are face up..... relaxed so your mouth is now open as you breathe.... *nothing* is worse at that point than bad breath hehe as for me... there is very little I can do to move out of its path <grin> body odor can also be an issue... assuming for both the provider and client alike.... and it was pegged wonderfully here... as to treating your self-care the same way you would when getting ready for a new date ... loved that analogy ;) not saying you need to come fresh out of the shower, and doused with cologne...(at times that can be worse lol).. but at least don't be 'stinky'..... ;)

Dear Halifax, It's been way too long since I had the pleasure of visiting your lovely city! This being said, I can't wait to return in 2016 to see my dearest friends and make new ones as well :) Do get in touch with me if you'd like to see me this winter. In the meantime, enjoy new pics on my page Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful holiday and a very happy & peaceful new year. How to have an awesome holiday season! 1. Give into Temptation 2. Cherish your loved ones (& send your best wishes to that old friend of yours) 3. Live in the moment 4. Unwrap, Taste & Experience ALL your gifts 5. Don't forget dessert :wink: Btw, I AM NOW ON TWITTER ! I just created a new account on Twitter (finally, I know). Take a second to Follow me (EvaLaperleVIP) & for a sneak peek of my next adventures, candid pictures & sexy teasers Truth is, you'll find not a dirty mind but a sexy imagination & distracting pictures like this one Remember, I don't bite, I kiss ! Happy holidays once again, and don't forget dessert See you in 2016 Warmly, Eva L.

Sonething I find rude, and I get sometimes it's an innocent question because someone may be nervous, is asking what school I go to, what I'm taking in school etc when we just met or before. Believe it or not I had a guy PM me on here asking of I go to Queens University(in kingston) and said 'I'm a professor there and want to know if you're in any of my classes? Wouldn't that be so awkward?" Wtf ... why would I tell anyone that information, especially an anonymous person behind a screen? Lol

I've preached this exact point many times. If we always leave it will stop happening. I have been guilty of staying a couple times when the situation was really awkward and found my self feeling somewhat violated after.. But I have left more times. Takes some gumption but gets easier.

Guys trying to send pictures of their private parts. I haven't had gentlemen from this site do this but ignorance is bliss because I purposely have a burner phone and don't bother getting imaging plan for this very reason but I still get the text notification. I really have to shake my head and wonder if some men find this endearing? Really? Have some class for heaven's sakes and be a real man. I dont want to meet you now. Ugh...

Hi there Kate! Everyone has those days, where you want to call it quits or throw a nail file at someone. Just breathe. Go do something during these moments, for yourself that is positive reinforcement, so you don't feel down on yourself. Some people cancel, or don't show up, that's with every profession. I myself have had days like that. When I need a breather I leave my phone on to know if I am wanted and give myself, me time to calm myself. Being alone after a while, along with the typical stresses of socializing with the time wasters and such can make one lose it a little sometimes. I have had moments where I had a lot on my plate personally, to go along with no shows etc, and have taken entire days off, to just get a hold of myself. There's nothing wrong with stepping back and focusing on you. Allow yourself to take control of your needs and simply remind yourself that it will get better. You are bright and fruitful, and you will make it. Bad days happen and there will always be idiots contacting you looking to play games or score unrealistic specials or simply not show up. Just love yourself, in simple terms. Let the BS roll off and move forward. Hope that helped, Kitten xo

I probably have mentioned this one before but please do not call and ask for my rates then ask do I offer a special discounted rate for a regular (we have never even met yet and I give three different rates to help suit you better but your asking me to give a lower rate already lmao) That to me is a major turn off Additional Comments: I am beginning to believe that no one reads our ads Because I post my hours of availability and sill receive texts/calls all hours of the night (phone turned off at night now) Asking for unsafe services even though I post Safe encounters ONLY Am I located in Halifax or Dartmouth....ads says Halifax And last but not least my fav lololol...can I see a pic Maybe I should just post my phone number and nothing more!

calling and booking me only to not show up, THEN, texting me for that same time asking if I'm available! Did you really think I wouldn't recognize the phone number? Duh! Guess you forgot who you booked with and are just looking for the 'bargains'. Sorry Hun, I much prefer to give quality than to have quantity.

Great tips, thanks for all this useful info. I've been "burned" several times, especially before I discovered Lyla.com (Cerb back then). So I think it's very revealing just how extensive these fraudsters are who are literally stealing or extorting your hard earned money. You also have to be careful about "outcalls" to your residence. I once had my "date" show up and let's just say, she was "scary". In most of these cases, including incalls to bad areas, there will be "muscle" lurking in the background. If you start to complain, they will confront you for a minimum chunk of change and also of course the cost of transportation. Talk about a scam. The second part of this thread taught me something new and very practical as well. When someone (SP) PMs me asking to know more about me, I tend to provide TMI (too much info). I've been known to ramble. I had always THOUGHT that most SPs DID NOT LIKE OR OFTEN HAVE TIME FOR CALLS. But really, it makes so much sense and is so much more efficient. Talking reveals much more and as we know, texting is known to sometimes lose something in translation. (Can be easy to misinterpret a comment or emotion). Thanks for this thread, too many of us have been "used" this way. It's great to see the spotlight is being turned on these all too often "hidden" ripoff schemes. Your advice is invaluable.

Negativity Peace MG

Conceit.. Peace MG

Certainly not the desired start to the encounter but who knows what exactly was happening in her world that day.... One option... invite her to shower lol it might take the encounter in a totally new and pleasant direction. Just my Opinion Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

OMG, a similar situation for me. The lady had just arrived from a day of errands and delayed arrival by about an hour. She had called to let me know and see if it was okay. I thought the time was to get herself ready but discovered while attempting to complete my portion of the 69 that indeed she was actually coming directly. It was not fresh and then a saw small flaky white stuff from her deodorant down there. I didn't stop her from completely her task but I did not contribute further on my end. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Hahahaha. Love it! As I just read this whole thread, I was wondering why no one had mentioned the blunders that must occasionally occur. I had one today that I am still too embarrassed to share, but I figured I couldn't be the only one to do so. I'm sure there are some great stories to share! This was the perfect post to come across. Thank you for sharing your blunder :-)

Tsk Tsk Tsk I shall just bring along the orange juice for the morning Mimosa ;)

Well I think this is really a two way street I think some times us clients forget that we are not the only ones contacting the lady when in fact they are constantly getting the same questions over and over.

I had to go back and read this whole thread again to see what I missed. It seems the "terms of endearment" are maybe 70% against ( I didn't count, just guessing). Never would have realized that some people are so turned off by that but hey, it's all cool. It's funny when the comments from ladies from Newfoundland and some other places don't even realize they are using those terms. It's just part of their day to day vocabulary. I've been to the southern and mid-west states some and boy, you wanna talk about the "huns" and "darlins" and "sweeties", lol. I think even a few of the guys use the terms there. :smile:. The one thing I would add to my earlier contribution is the "time" factor. It's been mentioned but if I book an hour or 90 minutes or whatever, that is my time and mine alone except for emergencies or obviously some bad behavior on my part (something that would never happen, I assure you). So what if I'm a bit early on the delivery or having a rough day, performance wise. The remainder of the time can be spent in conversation or even just laying there in each others arms gazing into each others eyes. Getting up and grabbing the phone to check messages or worse, texting your friend or sister or whatever is a big no-no. If/when that happens, I get dressed and leave and a repeat visit is not going to happen. I just cut my losses. And to add to that note, to the guys, when you text one of the ladies and she doesn't answer in 5, 10 mins, whatever, don't keep texting and texting. Did you ever consider that she might be in a session with, oh, I don't know, ME? Lol. She will return your message when she is "available". All in all, though, the majority of the ladies in this industry are great and I can't say I've had too many "bad" experiences.

I had to smile reading this and thinking of one touring lady who dressed down for a breakfast date and still looked like a goddess. We walked into the restaurant and guy's jaws were dropping...one of the best days ever.

First let me say my experiences with the ladies from this site have been memorable in a positive way. Prior to joining this site I would take my chances on back page. I had some good experiences and some bad experiences. I also learned a lot and some of my bad experiences where due to my inexperience in not asking the right questions. And reading my turn offs maybe someone might think I was some ugly troll with no manors to have the experiences I have had and no that is not the case. I always treat a lady like a lady, I show up freshly showered, clean all over and with fresh breath. I have been told I am a good looking guy. I always I show up with some honey and sometimes the occasional gift depending on circumstances. It might sound stupid and naive but I want my time to be as memorable to the lady I see, as it is to me. Here are my turn-offs My number one turn-off showing up and finding the SP has been drinking a lot. A jaded SP that you can tell from what she says and her actions she is just not enjoying her job. If your not at least pretending your turned on for sure I am turned off and am just wanting to get the heck out of there. No kissing. Now I am not talking DFK I mean just plain old small light kisses. And no worries if something is not on the menu I am fine with that but if your not going to kiss at all that should be known up front because that would be a deciding factor in me seeing someone or not. Smelling of smoke. Doing my research paying and going for BBBJ and getting CBJ. Booking and showing up on time. Txting for room number 5 minutes before the agreed time and hearing nothing back. Then txt again because I do not trust txt and sometimes get sorry am not there yet, have gotten sorry give me another 1/2 hour, once told give me an hour and then I just left. If you set a time and cannot keep the time that is understandable but the same curtsey should go both ways and either party should inform the other as soon as they know they will be delayed or cannot make it. Book an incall. Get the txt she is on her way only to find out much latter she turned around for whatever reason and was a no show. Bait and switch. Now I am smarter and just leave. Her phone going off during the session and checking it and replying to txt messages Paying for the hour and scooted out the door way before the hour is up. Finishing up and having the lady say hold on a minute and she opens the envelope and counts out the money. Had one lady booked a half hour and paid for half hour. Was done in 20 minutes and she said hey you wanted an hour. Had to show her the text message. I will always treat a lady like a lady and its sure nice to be treated with equal respect.

Great thread! Super informative. AS an sp myself, and the fact that I know and have met many fabulous sp's-I can say with confidence that we do not use the term hun and/ or babe ;) :icon_confused: I also think it is fair to say that when a lady is unable to respect your time, (ie has her client sitting in the hotel lobby, waiting) it is a big incdicator of what is to come. Same applies for those who continually check their phone??? I don't know I find it so odd , as I am the type who goes out of their way to make my clients feel like they are the only person I am and/or will be spending time with that day, even if this may not always be the actual case, but to me, atmosphere is BIG-and when it is not cool-it can really blow.

So Frigin True. I hate the fake 'Oh Baby'. One fake oh baby and I never repeat. Shuts me done completely. I especially note this when booking.....nothing is better then fake! Great if the SP gets off, but they are the Service Provider. Not meaning to sound rude. Yay and double YAY if they do! but....I don't expect it, or require it. Soo no hurt egos here if they don't. I am not a SP but for me as a female with my partner...... I don't always cum with my life partner and he knows my body well. Sometimes.... I CHOOSE not to organism! (oh the shock). Sometimes, I just want to enjoy the penetration for a little boost in my day and pep in my step. I will avoid organism because I have Places To Be and Things To Do. I can't always afford the energy suck and need for nap that comes with my cum (so to speak). I can only assume the same is true for the Service Providers; They too have Places to Be, and People to Do ....hehe With my last ex I use to enjoy watching him with his SP. Again...I would completely shut done when fake sounds started. He on the other never seemed to notice. for the best cause knowing him like I do..... his ego does require it! Luckily we eventually found a regular gal that suited me, suited him and suited us both together. Seeing someone that often everyone gets to know each other and takes the faking out of the equation. Atlast...she left the business Additional Comments: ditto here Additional Comments: Luvs the OD posts :)

Being a born & true Newfoundlander, "darlin" and "hun" are a part of my vocabulary and are terms of endearment. If a client has moved to the darlin and hun stage then it means my time with him or her has been both pleasurable and fulfilling. Another term I use is "my dear" and once again it is truly meant as an endearment. I never call strangers by these terms and never to anyone I do not feel a connection with.

Ya, OK, I'll give you that :) And we should also allow an exemption for genuine emergencies, obviously. And things may differ if you're on a long appointment, rather than just an hour or two. But for most appointments, and for just chatting to friends or arranging the next appointment... never.

I agree with what most have said about pet names. Especially on the first few dates. Major turn off. After we have gotten to know each other after two or three dates then I do not mind the occasional "dear" or "sweetie". Smokers - One thing in particular that will definitely end our date is if she is a smoker. I make it quite clear in my profile and in our initial contact that I am a non-smoker. Some ladies think that if they do not smoke during the date that that is acceptable. -- IT IS NOT!!! The smell is in your hair, skin and clothes. You may not notice it but non-smokers sure do. Clothing Requests - If the lady takes clothing requests please, please, please, try your best to accommodate. I think my requests are reasonable. Modest - conservative clothing, light perfume, little or no makeup, matching bra and panties - preferably white, lace, or floral. I have had ladies show up with the weirdest lingerie ever. Or they were mismatched - well worn and full of holes. What is with those boy-short panties. Ugh... Potty Mouth - This is a major turn off for me - swearing. Very seldom if ever will you hear me use curse words. Now, there is an exception - the heat of passion. There is nothing sweeter than the sound of a woman getting off. ;) Communication - I really appreciate it when a lady tells me what she wants and likes in the bedroom. Especially if she is close to Cumming. Hands please - If we are naked together please try to keep one hand on my penis. Unless of course we are engaged in some other activity. ;) Don't worry about getting me off to soon. I will not cum before you. ;) All in all, I must say that I have not met a Cerb lady that I was disappointed with. You are all very wonderful girlfriends.

I appreciate your concern but.... We all know OldDog as being a jokester, he says things that are funny and to lighten the mood when need be. He can also say things that can be very poignant and articulate. He has the ability for both and if I may say does both better than most. So to turn his quote into a reason for worry is silly, but that's just my opinion.

In fairness, this really is in most cases a turn off for both ladies and gentlemen alike. And that is blocked profiles on CERB. I'm sure red flags are raised when a lady sees a male CERB member who has a blocked profile Likewise, although not red flags, on the few times I have seen a lady's photo and go to check her profile to find it blocked...well I personally can't be bothered to try to find out anything more about her or contact her CERB is supposed to be a relative open forum for potential clients to meet professional companions with the benefit of using anonymous board handles. When ladies and gentlemen alike even with the anonymity of this board hide by blocking their profiles, it must raise warning flags to the ladies, and at least for me, well I can't be bothered to even go to the trouble of contacting the lady A rambling RG

Booking an hour minimum with a lady and after the quick introduction and shower and clothes removed she proceeds with a great BJ so good that I know I'm about to blow my load and ask her to slow it down a bit she agrees and 30 second later goes back at it to finish the job. When I'm done and request a shower to go for round 2 she says its only SOG. In and out in 15 minutes, paid for the full hour.