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Hey Everyone, I am Melly I am new here. Hope to meet you all soon Hugs and Kisses Melly xoxo

Sending best wishes to all my friends here, for a rewarding, healthy, prosperous New Year! To pleasure, success, and friendship in 2016!

Lending money to someone you considered a friend and realizing after a long time, that you have been had. Fak......wtf is wrong with some people? On the upside, you come to the realization that they were not a real friend and the money lost means they are finally out of your life. Maybe a good investment, after all. P.S. I've been drinking and may have already posted about this, lol.

Happy New Year Everyone It's December 29th so in just a couple of days 2015 will come to an end and frankly from a personal perspective I will not be sad to see it close out....I have had better years and I am hoping that 2016 will be a better year for me and the people who are Important in my life. So that said are there any New Years Resolutions that anyone wants to put out there publicly One of my resolutions will be to try and accept things as they are... I am starting to realize that no matter how much I would like things in my life to be different I don't control the way things are or the actions of others I can only accept the reality and control how that impacts me What is your New Years Resolution?

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I like to take each new year, as an opportunity to be a better person, than I was the year before. To be be more progressive and positive to myself and to others. This isn't really a resolution like thing for me, as it is just good goals to have. Of course, I think just about anyone, I know including myself, attempts at a better diet that lasts a month lol. So far, I have already started to do this, along with have a better sleep schedule. Additional Comments: I need a bit more of a backbone myself. Getting there. Baby Steps

The best and only reliable choice in Truro is Maraena. Why visit any one else when Maraena has been a member of this board since 2009? She is a high quality and well reviewed lady wherever she visits.

Awesome Freudian slip!

To be mindful in all that I do . Watch more for the lessons people present to me. Sometimes I go so fast I miss a lot that is important. Make more time for my family, especially my nephew. He is my favourite man in the world. Remember my mission in life, I am a healer in the middle of my many duties in life. Strive to be an interesting and faithful companion to all who have chosen to spend time with me.

I just want to thank everyone who donated toys for my Christmas toy drive. It was such a success, so many generous and thoughtful gifts. You guys are the best! It got me thinking , why stop after Christmas? So I've decided to do this year round. I will choose a new organization/cause every month and will post a list of items they are in need of. If you bring one or more of these with you when you come to visit me you will receive my special rate. Stay tuned for details for January donations. Happy Holidays to you all! Hope to see you soon Thanks again Monique xoxo http://www.moniquematheson.com [email protected] 613 219 6386

Hello Fredericton ;) I am hosting today until 8pm I will not be around for new years or NYE sorry I am able to host southside area of Fredericton that is convenient. 200 hr 140 half hr 120 quickie pm me or email me at [email protected] for more info :)

Yeah, unfortunately, it is a very small, niche market. If you are in a larger centre, in particular, it helps, but if you make sure you put in out there in your ads and on your website that you cater to Queer women and even invest a little in differing advertising venues...perhaps someone could suggest some?... progressive websites and publications that are not escort specific, that would permit you to have an ad banner that links to your website, that is likely the best you can do to attract this tiny segment of the market; that is, outside of word of mouth among women in the Queer community who would be open enough to disclose with each other and might end up referring someone to you. Earlier on in my career, I actively marketed to attract female clients, and, over a number of years -outside of couples- I only had three individuals that I saw, and two of them were repeat clients. I no longer cater to either market (women individually or couples) for personal reasons, but it can be really rewarding and fun. Good luck Brody!

No New Year's resolutions for me. I'm just hoping the past three bad years will turn a corner and 2016 is a good year for me RG

Never really make new year's resolutions... Try to be better everyday. Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk

Ive meet up with her in the summer, shes a tbay girl who travels as an sp, she didnt have an incall so I picked her up from what she said was her bfs appartment, she is good looking, i think her pics look better then she dose in person, overall experience was 6/10 and I wont repeat. She was just not really into it and I feel since I am the one paying for the service I should be treated well, I am not some big fat gross person by the way, Im clean cut in decent shape late 30s guy.

Hi folks, Lots has been mentioned already. Here is my short list (apologies for the repeats): Unanswered emails/texts. I don't quite understand this one. A potential client (or a steady client) takes the time to craft a decent email or text and there's no reply. I have no expectation of an instant response (a 24-48 hour turnaround is fine).. but to have no response at all is negative. No-shows: Yup, bugs the hobbyists and SPs alike. Total waste of time for everyone. Indeed, life happens... but not to show up without a courtesy call, text or email.. hmmm. Ooops on arrangements: Arrange for a date on specific day and time, and SP "misplaces" the appointment.. "Oh, I thought it was Thursday and not Tuesday"... maybe a sub-category of no-shows. Again, life does happen.. but an appointment calendar does help. I have mentioned this in a few previous posts. This industry sells fantasy, one date at a time. SPs and hobbyists have responsibilities to make a go of things. If that equation is tilted to one-side, it won't work. Both sides need to be truthful with expectations.. anything less is a recipe for a less-than-positive date. All the best for a terrific (and safe) 2016 to everyone! CM

I really don't understand why they are in such a rush. I like getting to the persons mind and soul if I can. Sllow is fun and to be honest respectful. Maybe stick to GFE's? Additional Comments: at least the hobbbyists and the SP's are on the same page of understanding on this site. I'm not interested in being a "baller" as the kids call it. I want experiences, memories and to enjoy what I do. It's so unfortunate every time I hear about someone I am seeing, getting ripped of or treated unfairly. Additional Comments: UGH! *shudders* that word sickens me! A lot of texts are "baby" "hun". Simply state that you aren't a toddler and move on. Call me prude, but I have no time for lazy talkers. Some one who is interested in seeing you, whether that be a hobbyist or SP, will always take the time to speak to you, and not respond with repetitive slang or short sentences, pertaining to nothing interesting or inviting. I like to start off with a joke or completely random remark, that's sure to make their day, no matter if we end up hitting it off or not.

Happy New Year! The very best to all :)

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Looking at some yummy profiles while learning some of the features of the board

Watching reruns of 2 and a half men... Oh that Charlie Harper, what a rascal

First of all, I wanted to thank everybody who send me greetings on my wall or by texts during the last couple weeks. Sorry I didnt have time to reply yet to all of them. Im back in town tomorrow to celebrate the new year with you! Look forward to it... 613-315-6354 xoxoxo :)

I saw her a couple of weeks ago. I didn't post a review. Take from that what you will.

After having my connecting flight cancelled yesterday on my way to a family event and it being such a short trip to begin with, my plans have been cancelled. Therefore I will be available today Dec 30 til 9 pm and Dec 31 9 am -10 pm in Orleans. I would love to indulge you in a slow, steamy escape away from the daily stresses of life. Peruse my new pictures by clicking here: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=4180 If this is your first time meeting me, please call directly. If we have met before, text is fine. No private messages for booking please as I'm not always here to answer them. Care to know more? Read on... Gentlemen, I am a voluptuous creamy soft skinned with dirty blonde highlighted hair standing in at 5'3" (a more statuesque 5'8" in heels) with an impressive 38 DD naturals and pretty face with seductive blue/green eyes that are perfect with my impressive skills. I have an hourglass physique with a nice behind. I seek out mature, respectful gentlemen 30 years of age or older. Underneath it all, I possess a distinct prowess and the maturity of a 30's woman who wants to rock your world! An experience with me is passionate, fun and surprisingly relaxing. Be prepared to be mesmerized by my talents. You will feel refreshed when we say goodbye. Kindly take a moment to click on my name above to peruse my photo albums and recommendations" Photo albums - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 Recommendations - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=N&t=28638 My location is in Orleans and is an upscale, clean, quiet and discreet location. Free parking available. Shower facilities, fresh sheets, towels and all other ammenities for your comfort. TRIBUTES: I host - You come to visit me. At this time I primarily offer same day availability. My services are all inclusive ( therefore no negotiation) for an unrushed, satisfying, sensual and fun encounter. "I Host" Tributes: ( My location only) Rates are firm. $120 -30 mins $160 - 45 mins $200 - 1 hour Please note the rates listed above. Tributes are for my time and companionship. CONTACT: My number is 613-404-7*8*8*7*. Calling/texting me directly is the quickest way to receive a response. I don't offer email as a method of contact. No blocked calls or payphones will be answered.. Call/text me directly please to receive a quicker response. I hope to see you this week so we can have some mutual fun together! If we have met previously, please let me know. I look forward to meeting you! Please be 30+. Thank-you

Now hear my out. This is something that has been boggling my mind for YEARS. I myself identify as pansexual and always had a special spot for women. I always think about how lesbians or bi-sexual women have to do SOOO much research and jump through so many hoops to see an SP. Finding the perfect SP can be difficult for just about anyone and seeing how not too many SP's I have worked with, really and truly saw female clients. I mean that in a way that it seemed fake and not with the heart, and nobody wants that. I think it be super awesome if there were sections on places that, provide SP ads, that can provide for the women looking for women. So they can find their perfect peach. This way SP's who do see female clients, can have the opportunity to help a fellow lady out. Unfortunately, I was informed that not a lot of lesbians seek out SP's but who's to really know that? I want to find a way to create something new, that can be offered to the lesbian community seeing as how the gay male community already has a section on BP. There's not a whole lot of options here in Canada, to offer to the very big gay community, us Canadians have. Sorry for the long spiel, It's just such a big idea and feel it was worth sharing and discussing. Maybe get the ball rolling. Men can't have ALL the fun! :P

There's Felina, Jezebel, Daria K Morgan, Soliel, all have great reputations. Take your choice!

Three areas: character, carrying on :), and career. 1. Character: The operative word for 2016 is friendship. I want to be a better friend, more attentive and caring. I want to repair any friendships that my negligence has damaged or broken. This is my serious resolution. 2. Carrying-on: lots more eating out in my favourite places, and finding new favourite places to eat out in. :) 3. Career: I want to learn Russian, and travel to Eastern Europe, for work, and also for fun. Maybe meet some Eastern Europeans, and work on resolutions 1 and 2 as well!

Was offered strap on play in a session w/ Jane, though I didn't partake... http://ottawa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/you-deserve-the-bestim-here-for-you/33287788

If you are looking for an SP in Halifax I think you will find a plethora of wonderful ladies who it would be a pleasure to pass some time with. I certainly could recommend the following: Midnight Energies http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=77835 http://rawr4u.com/ MsManda http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=75468 Www.MsManda.com Katherine http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=29603 http://www.sensualkatherine.net/ Maraena (In Truro but travels to Halifax) http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=35208 http://www.maraenablackwell.com Sierra http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=24762 http://sierra-halifaxescort.com/ But hey the board is full of amazing Halifax ladies Just my Opinion

Dear Halifax, It's been way too long since I had the pleasure of visiting your lovely city! This being said, I can't wait to return in 2016 to see my dearest friends and make new ones as well :) Do get in touch with me if you'd like to see me this winter. In the meantime, enjoy new pics on my page Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful holiday and a very happy & peaceful new year. How to have an awesome holiday season! 1. Give into Temptation 2. Cherish your loved ones (& send your best wishes to that old friend of yours) 3. Live in the moment 4. Unwrap, Taste & Experience ALL your gifts 5. Don't forget dessert :wink: Btw, I AM NOW ON TWITTER ! I just created a new account on Twitter (finally, I know). Take a second to Follow me (EvaLaperleVIP) & for a sneak peek of my next adventures, candid pictures & sexy teasers Truth is, you'll find not a dirty mind but a sexy imagination & distracting pictures like this one Remember, I don't bite, I kiss ! Happy holidays once again, and don't forget dessert See you in 2016 Warmly, Eva L.

I just want to take the time to wish everyone in this wonderful community Happy Holidays and hoping and wishing all the best 2016.. I have been very grateful and sincerely appreciate all my clients thus far and I also want to thank anyone who has shown sincere interest and inquired about my business.. For those who know me and have given me the opportunity to get to know them I want to let them know that I truly feel blessed to have had such amazing experiences and some very memorable times with them.. Each and every single one of you I hold a dear spot in my heart. I want to thank you for your business and your friendship and your support throughout 2015.. I also hope that 2016 brings many more enjoyable memories with all of you and hopefully new memories made. Again A Very Happy Holiday and may everyone be blessed and showered with Love Hope Prosperity Health and New Great Memories in the coming year. THANK YOU CERB/LYLA and THANK YOU EVERYONE!!! XOXOX

Guys trying to send pictures of their private parts. I haven't had gentlemen from this site do this but ignorance is bliss because I purposely have a burner phone and don't bother getting imaging plan for this very reason but I still get the text notification. I really have to shake my head and wonder if some men find this endearing? Really? Have some class for heaven's sakes and be a real man. I dont want to meet you now. Ugh...

If the lady isn't who she advertises as, leave. There is way too much of this 'bait & switch' going on,everywhere. If there are pics posted, and the lady is not who is in the pic, then you have the right to turn around and leave. I don't see the point of 'going through with it to save a fight' scenario, that makes no sense at all. Gentlemen make their choices based on varying factors, pics being one of them. It is false advertising to have pics that are not yours and leading people to believe that you are someone that you are not.

I'm a bit shy about asking or to pucker up and approach a kiss in the event of a refusal, it's a tough turn down to accept and I don't like the rejection. I always appreciate the lady to do the first move or I will only do it if I have read in her review that she loved kissing.

Hi there Kate! Everyone has those days, where you want to call it quits or throw a nail file at someone. Just breathe. Go do something during these moments, for yourself that is positive reinforcement, so you don't feel down on yourself. Some people cancel, or don't show up, that's with every profession. I myself have had days like that. When I need a breather I leave my phone on to know if I am wanted and give myself, me time to calm myself. Being alone after a while, along with the typical stresses of socializing with the time wasters and such can make one lose it a little sometimes. I have had moments where I had a lot on my plate personally, to go along with no shows etc, and have taken entire days off, to just get a hold of myself. There's nothing wrong with stepping back and focusing on you. Allow yourself to take control of your needs and simply remind yourself that it will get better. You are bright and fruitful, and you will make it. Bad days happen and there will always be idiots contacting you looking to play games or score unrealistic specials or simply not show up. Just love yourself, in simple terms. Let the BS roll off and move forward. Hope that helped, Kitten xo

calling and booking me only to not show up, THEN, texting me for that same time asking if I'm available! Did you really think I wouldn't recognize the phone number? Duh! Guess you forgot who you booked with and are just looking for the 'bargains'. Sorry Hun, I much prefer to give quality than to have quantity.

Negativity Peace MG

Not a fan of paying for an hour and feeling like the sp is trying to give you a quickie. For an hour I'd like to chat ease into it, undress you myself and go from there. Totally been in the situation where I'm not even half way through the hour and she's concerned with little more than finishing the job, despite me asking to do something different. Had a few SPs just unceremoniously undress and lay there. Utilitarian to say the least. If your intention is to do half hour appointments for the price of an hour then just do half hours for twice the price and at least there would be no surprises.

Hahahaha. Love it! As I just read this whole thread, I was wondering why no one had mentioned the blunders that must occasionally occur. I had one today that I am still too embarrassed to share, but I figured I couldn't be the only one to do so. I'm sure there are some great stories to share! This was the perfect post to come across. Thank you for sharing your blunder :-)

Tsk Tsk Tsk I shall just bring along the orange juice for the morning Mimosa ;)

I once suggested to a gentleman that we share a bottle of a wine we both loved during our 10 o'clock appointment. He wrote back saying, "Really? Before lunch?" I hadn't seen that he said 10 AM and not PM! We laughed but that is SURE to turn off any hobbiest! Time for my wake-up bottle of wine, ha ha ha, it was pretty embarrassing.

Well I think this is really a two way street I think some times us clients forget that we are not the only ones contacting the lady when in fact they are constantly getting the same questions over and over.

I had to smile reading this and thinking of one touring lady who dressed down for a breakfast date and still looked like a goddess. We walked into the restaurant and guy's jaws were dropping...one of the best days ever.

Great thread! Super informative. AS an sp myself, and the fact that I know and have met many fabulous sp's-I can say with confidence that we do not use the term hun and/ or babe ;) :icon_confused: I also think it is fair to say that when a lady is unable to respect your time, (ie has her client sitting in the hotel lobby, waiting) it is a big incdicator of what is to come. Same applies for those who continually check their phone??? I don't know I find it so odd , as I am the type who goes out of their way to make my clients feel like they are the only person I am and/or will be spending time with that day, even if this may not always be the actual case, but to me, atmosphere is BIG-and when it is not cool-it can really blow.

So Frigin True. I hate the fake 'Oh Baby'. One fake oh baby and I never repeat. Shuts me done completely. I especially note this when booking.....nothing is better then fake! Great if the SP gets off, but they are the Service Provider. Not meaning to sound rude. Yay and double YAY if they do! but....I don't expect it, or require it. Soo no hurt egos here if they don't. I am not a SP but for me as a female with my partner...... I don't always cum with my life partner and he knows my body well. Sometimes.... I CHOOSE not to organism! (oh the shock). Sometimes, I just want to enjoy the penetration for a little boost in my day and pep in my step. I will avoid organism because I have Places To Be and Things To Do. I can't always afford the energy suck and need for nap that comes with my cum (so to speak). I can only assume the same is true for the Service Providers; They too have Places to Be, and People to Do ....hehe With my last ex I use to enjoy watching him with his SP. Again...I would completely shut done when fake sounds started. He on the other never seemed to notice. for the best cause knowing him like I do..... his ego does require it! Luckily we eventually found a regular gal that suited me, suited him and suited us both together. Seeing someone that often everyone gets to know each other and takes the faking out of the equation. Atlast...she left the business Additional Comments: ditto here Additional Comments: Luvs the OD posts :)

I appreciate your concern but.... We all know OldDog as being a jokester, he says things that are funny and to lighten the mood when need be. He can also say things that can be very poignant and articulate. He has the ability for both and if I may say does both better than most. So to turn his quote into a reason for worry is silly, but that's just my opinion.

Jason Ferguson, this is what he's talking about: Obviously, girls who don't have any bacon on hand have more germs...

I have been fortunate to meet some great ladies. And also for me the 'connection' is important so if I feel we've had a good time together...I'm often a repeat customer. But a couple things in my experience would fall into the 'turn off' category. 1. Obviously 'No Shows'. Yeh it happens to guys too. I've had it happen a couple of times. And I've always left the benefit of the doubt, provided the lady with opportunity to explain/apologize....and nothing. 2. 'Over the Top' It can be in talk, attitude, or looks. I know this gets to be personal choices but my preferences are just down to earth, respectful, and classy ladies. I like having real conversations. For me my dates go way better when we connect on various levels as well as physical. I've learned to look at ads better and communicate more openly with prospective dates. I remember meeting up with a lady at an agreed location (my 5 star hotel had card key) and although her ads/pics described a 'down to earth' 'classy' woman, she was wearing knee high stripper boots, a short mini skirt, and furry coat and lots of make-up. I know I could have been more specific. Walking through the lobby, past reception, concierge and the lounge was quite the scene. I'm sure some guys like this...but at least for me - just be yourselves. Thanks for the chance to comment and again the majority of ladies who read this are AAA....already absolutely adorable. Cub

Too much make up, implants, dated photos, one-two word responses to emails, generic huns or babes, fly by nighters, disinterest, faking, conceit for no reason and generally poor customer service. Peace MG

I myself do not discriminate race( not judgemental at all when it comes to your nationality)...but there are some that probably do because they only date black men so maybe they are afraid of running into someone they may know on a personal level and yes some being ignorant and racist! But then again just like it is a man's.choice of what type of woman he would like to spend time with it is our choice as SP how we would like to.conduct our business I was told I loose business because I prefer to see the older mature gentlemen and.not young.men and that may be true but at the end of the day its what I feel comfortable with Xo