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A couple things that happened to me before: One time- Some guy arrived at my incall and told me: " Oh, I was expecting you with more meat, like BBW " ? You're a bit thin for my liking Eva...but...I guess I'll stay anyways cause you're cute. " I was like: Hmm, lol you must be confused, all my pics are clearly depicting me as slender & athletic. Don't get me wrong, I do love my women curvy, but I never mentioned anywhere I was BBW! C'mon!! His attitude simply turned me off & I felt he probably did it on purpose (perhaps spying). Anyways, turn off. Another time- I was trying to screen a client who provided references,but for some reason I was still unsure about him (intuition). So we set up a time to speak on the phone so I could get to know him a bit. I ask him, could you please tell me a little about you (age, background, etc.) I like to know who I'm meeting. He answers: " Why "? and then... " I don't know what to tell you ". "You know, I'm an awkward kind of guy" and then, complete silence !! The complete silence and hard breathing on the phone just put me off lol. So, I followed my intuition and told him I felt uncomfortable with his vibe. I'm sorry, but that kind of weird attitude was enough to turn me off. Other turn off for a lady: - Constant calling on my phone, calling at odd hours. - Being overly late to a date - Had a client show up at my hotel while I was checking in... I felt really uncomfortable. Stalking is a major turned off. For that reason, I do not give my location until we are meeting and change locations often. I do not intrude in my valued clients lives and I appreciate the same. - A client asking where I'll be staying so he can book a room in the same hotel...near mine if possible....hmmm clearly NO thanks! If you read this, just make sure you are not like any of this cases and most ladies will truly appreciate you and give you their best. At least I will. :) Bisous Eva

All you have to do is ask lol Most ladies ( i would think ) if they offer GFE they offer kissing I could not ever think of being on a date without kissing it would be like getting a chicken caesar salad without the chicken .. just not right .. if you see me you better love to kiss .. and i mean DFK xox

I agree with what's been said here. This kind of behavior is definitely a turn off, really. I think generally speaking, don't act weird before, during or after the date. Keep in mind that us companion, put ourselves in very vulnerable situations & will always think of our safety first. So don't raise suspicion in any way. So this kind of behavior (referring to Emily's post) will most likely make a lady really uncomfortable and unable to provide you with the experience you're looking for. I'm sorry you experienced this Emily and I agree with you asking him to leave. Weird behaviors always raise concerns & suspicion for me. I might think that either you're hiding something or I should not trust you. Then I become concerned for my safety. Maybe it's all in our heads you may think, but why act creepy or weird if you are just a nice guy? No need to make the lady uncomfortable... I understand nervousness and shyness in the beginning of a date from experience & I usually make people comfortable in my company quite easily. If you need help to relax & get in the mood, simply let the lady break the ice, enjoy some small talk, a drink, maybe a nice massage or soapy kinky shower to get things started. Anything, really. Just let her take care of you and "go with the sensual flow "... Otherwise, be kind enough to simply walk away without causing hassle or concerns for the lady. And do leave compensation for her time in most cases. That's simply mho. All the best :smile:

Does anybody else miss her as much as I do? While I've enjoyed meeting many lovely ladies on this site, none have given me the same personal connection. Here's to you, friend!

I was perusing a thread requesting spinner recos and spud271 mentioned a lovely young lady I hadn't visited and hadn't come to my notice..... that put me on third base.... and then this lady's colleague, gwengrail, chimed in and knocked it out of the park for me: in fact, such a spectacular homer that I made it to home and went around the bases again. I saw Lacy on Wed. evening and had a very sensuous and sexy visit. She is a gorgeous, slim, young blonde with absolutely spectacular itty bitties and sexy, perky nipples. I was in heaven from the moment she first greeted me! Started off with a lovely soapy shower, then on to the table for the massage and bodyslides - oh! oh! oh! wow! oh! oh! omg... where was I? OH yes.... a most pleasant sharing ...... we eventually retired to the shower for clean up - I don't know what happened during the second shower.... I was somewhere in heaven..... Lacy can also rock the very sexy librarian glasses though she hardly needs them - her sexiness hardly needs any boost! I'm, of course, looking forward to my next visit! She is on the schedule this Sunday at CMJ West (I'm busy) but I suggest that kind and respectful gentlemen start the line-up - once I've won the lottery on Monday no one else need apply - I'll have her fully booked.

Hey guys, this has been in the works for a while, but we've finally made it happen - Allegra Escorts is coming to Ottawa! Within the coming weeks, we'll be setting up a local workspace for our lovely ladies, and arranging regular visits from the best that our Toronto team has to offer! If you're an Ottawa Indy provider and you're interested in working with us, or a provider who travels to Ottawa frequently, send us an email at [email protected] if you'd like to discuss a possible collaboration with our collective. Details coming soon! ~Madame Allegra

Saw her,nothing like the pics she uses

Kinda feel Religion like most things can be as good or as bad as you want to make it... for those who are against religion they will point to all the negative things associated with it but seldom seem to acknowledge anything that might be seen as positive. Conversely many religious people can only see the good that religion may have done and not the negative... for me the answer lies somewhere in the middle thankfully most people in this world are ok with allowing people to feel... To think and to believe in whatever they choose... they accept that people's beliefs can be different and be respectful and tolerant about it.

A Most Happy Birthday Sophia I think Sherlock said it best: You are a delight to be with.

Men should be respectful at all times. It is a privilege to be allowed to be so intimate with a woman...

I've been an atheist my entire life. I was kind of obnoxious about it when I was young; but I'm more mellow now, having seen much more about people and their behaviour. These days, I think that overall religion does much more good than harm. But it certainly does it share of harm, and some of that is horrendous. Religion's role is mostly social cohesion: it provides a community to which people can belong, and that helps them feel connected to something bigger than themselves. Human beings are herd creatures, so this satisfies an important psychological need for most people. It also offers a sense of meaning and order to the world ("don't worry, someone's in charge, and it all makes sense even if we can' see how"). And yes, it encourages conformity to the religion's moral system with the promise/threat of a supernatural monitor. For 90% of people this all has a good result; folks maybe go to a church or equivalent, meet their neighbours regularly, try to be good people and good members of their community, and draw comfort when things go badly. Communities that happen to be religious can organize to do a lot of good. Now, that said... there's also that last 10% who take elements of religion, and seize upon them with their own pathology or just jerk-ness. People use religion to justify being judgmental (that's not religion; that's just people), authoritarian (people again), violent (people again), and ridiculously clannish about who is in their club and who is out (people again). But it's only people who are already inclined this way who turn to extremes; and sure, while religion serves their miserable psychology well, they'd have found something else to work with if religion hadn't been handy. (Yes, I'm looking at YOU, UK football hooligans. Point for point.) It's true that in its reliance on absolute and unquestionable authority, religion has the potential to hold back other ways of understanding the world (like scientific inquiry). But most people aren't absolute, and don't hold slavishly to either a religious or scientific view. For the most part, smart and healthy people can take the best from both and live their lives happily and constructively.

It might be helpful for Lyla members to let us know your background as an author, what books you've written etc. I know why we (ladies and gentlemen) use handles in this lifestyle...it is a very closed lifestyle to the outside world due to the legal, social and other implications if "civilian" people discovered what we do. And keep in mind, from my understanding (I live in Ontario) St John's is a relatively small city which may also hinder getting people to open up to you But an author writing a book doesn't share those same concerns about being anonymous. So a little bit of information about you might be helpful before any Lyla member opens up to you. A rambling RG

Wentworth is a great series.

My 2016 resolution is to be more "ME" .. to be the best "ME" i can be .. I have a goal planned out for 2016 so i need to remain focused to accomplish it .. to keep my eye on the final goal .. to live life as i want while helping others to reach their goals and be the best they can be

Hey, Cleo here (15062274549) Just a little notice of change of hours! I'm only going to be available for new clients (and of course my regulars) Mon-Fri 8am - 5pm. Regular clients will be also able to see me from 9pm - 12am and must not be under the influence of alcohol or heavy drugs. I will be available MOST weekends, and the last week of the month will be to travel to Fredericton as well as PEI (rotating months). If you have any questions just shoot me a text! 15062274549

Having your family, friends, and community find out about my " work " while on vacation and email me everyday religious quotes .. 142 of them ;(

Hey ladies what is a major turn off when someone is looking to book a time with you ? One thing I absolutely hate is when someone texts me and says....What's up? Like really lol that will not grab my attention First impressions mean everything and I prefer a gentlemen being respectful and courteous when inquiring about my ......... For an example; Hello how are you or Hi I am .... and I am interested in knowing more about you and your ........!......so much better

Hello Gentlemen, Its been a long time but I'm happy to be returning to your arms once again. I will arrive tomorrow evening and be there until Wednesday. I am your very friendly , down to earth sort of lady and I love to laugh and have fun. I work keenly with your mind, body and spirit and no two encounters are the same. I am there for you 100 percent. Come in , sit down and relax. Then take my hand, I know exactly what you need and I promise you an experience you have not had before. I also will be available with your own Lady Sophia. We have many ways in which we can delight you. Together we create explosive energy. Would you like 4 hands and 2 sexy lady's pampering you? Perhaps something more adventurous? So many decisions to make. Please PM either of us for further details and times available. :) Katherine www.sensualkatherine.net

After hearing cases like this fool it just makes me even more appreciative of th fact that all you wonderful ladies don't just us clients in the same way... I can only imagine what would happen if we were also assessed based on our physical appearance...

I am the lady you visit to give yourself the time to relax and learn how to feel good again. An Oasis designed for romance and relaxation. I excel in all kinds of relaxation massage. Certified and spa trained. Unwind in my beautiful private home, enjoy ourselves in many different ways. I am sure we can get creative;) As a hostess I have not left out any details for your comfort. It is said that I have the perfect ballerina body. Tall slender and very flexible. I have poise and grace in all situations. My wardrobe is fashionable and certainly visually pleasing to the eye. At 41 years of age, I am a confident and independent women and yet enjoy a gentlemen who knows how to spoil me and make me blush. In return I will give you the attention you are yearning for. When we meet, you will feel very comfortable and at ease from the moment you walk threw my door till our kiss goodbye. BOOKING SUNDAY JANUARY 10TH TILL WEDNESDAY. KATHERINE OF HFX IS JOINING ME MONDAY AND TUESDAY FOR DUO OR 30/30 SESSIONS. HOSTING TILL 9PM 506 261 7313

Copy the URL from the home location and then return to the Lyla post you are creating click the insert weblink icon on the post tool bar (it's the one with the little planet and chain links) and past it in the dialogue box that opens and hit ok button... it will add the appropriate Java script to insert the Web link when you post the thread. Hope that helps.

Happy belated birthday Lady Sophia.... I hope it was wonderful....

Don't be spanking my girlfriend !! Just kidding , if you are nice you may spank us both !! xoxo

Happy Birthday Sophia. Hope you had a great day :) xoxox

HaHa I'm reading " Spanish for Dummies " god knows i need help with the language lol

Just finished watching Patton on Netflix Now watching Episode 5 Season 1 Breaking Bad RG

Wedgewood blue jockeys

Happy birthday Sophia. Hope you have a great day!

Happy Birthday :)

i was on a really bad date (she ditched me 20 min into it) and i roamed around the area for a bit. after a while i stumble upon this old beat up looking building with this smoking hot blond standing in front of the the building as i walk by she ask if i want to come in and get a massage. Being young (only 19 at the time) it did not seem weird that a massage place would be open at 10:30 on a Wednesday but a bit drunk and still upset over the getting ditched i just went with it and end she taught me a lot of things that night :p overall it was a good night

Happy Birthday, Lady Sophia!

Happy Birthday, Lady Sophia!

Happy Birthday Sophia Enjoy your special day RG

Hey guys ! Have a free day and thought I'd see if anyone would like to play :) New pics for serious inquiries :) To book pm and we'll go from there. I am as all recos say I'm fun and enjoy what I do :) model looks I'm 25 small frame long red hair and beautiful big green eyes. Cheers hope to hear from some of my regulars .. miss you guys xoxo

Hey ladies and gents, I'm Kylie and I'm in Halifax Friday Jan 8 for incall. Ready to satisfy your every need

Reclined in my computer chair strumming my new guitar, sipping on some david's tea.

My turn offs for myself would be when you ask them to call to confirm a time, after having a pretty genuine chat with a lovely gentleman and, bam! they turn into an illiterate and disrespectful fool, calling you baby and talking crudely. I also hate when they expect you to be ready that minute or when they are late and they blame you for not answering their email when you made it clear to call to confirm. Also swearing, the word yo or talking to you like a piece of meat. Automatic block

Sadly something similar happened to me six months ago. I gave him my adress(where I actually live everyday) after multiple communications and photos being shared only for him to show up and say oh my your taller then your photos.. Do those cameras work in your lobby and hallways, I don't want to be on camera... I was shocked. I asked him to leave politely and he decided then to yell profanity at me in my hallway. Was most horrific experience I've ever had.

Glad you had a great time with Karmin. She's awesome. I've seen her a few times since early December when I 1st met her at the CMJ Christmas party. She's has an excellent personality, gives a great massage. Another true gem at CMJ. I will be seeing her again for sure. :)

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This should be a very interesting topic! I am located in the North end of Halifax and have had a few gentlemen say they do not like the area....lololol But like you said crime is every where wether it be in the North end or the South end wether your upscale location or not I find people are very judgemental when it comes to this But in my opinion location doesn't make a person any better or less of a person Especially when the lady is well reviewed and reputable

Followed Gorilla's suggestion and visited for a Thai massage this afternoon. Agree that the massage was really very good. I asked for a combination of stretches and oil massage. Hours later, I can still feel the sensations in my body.... no kidding.

him: Hey hun you have an amazing body for 40 me: Thank you however I am actually 48 Him: Wow rocking body .. you look like you have great stomach muscles .. me: why thank you .. on work abs at least every 2nd day .. need to have a good strong core Him: so babygirl what are your rates for the hour Me: $ 300 for the hour Him: Thats pretty stiff for 48 .. like you are almost ready to be put out for pasture Me: thank you for your remarks have a nice day jerking off Sorry just had to say the last part hehe

Well from reading another thread, and just common sense and common courtesy, I would imagine a client/potential client asking for services not offered must be a turn off. Read the lady's website, it'll let you know what a lady's boundaries are A rambling RG

lol, me too. I don't know how many times i've just said, oh, sorry, not available the minute i hear that kind of thing. Also they say it in what i call 'sexy voice', so it really grates on the nerves. This is not a dating site, I snap, from time to time, you don't have to sexy voice me to impress me. it creeps me out, and makes me question why they are calling in the first place lol. I'd advise not using sexy voice and not calling any sp sweetie, hun, babe, and/or babeeee

Oh, I know what you mean lol I even created an ad for it some time ago: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=123724 I look at it on the bright side though: it makes my screening much easier/faster that way and I don't hesitate to mark the email as spam and then gladly send it to the trash folder :) u know sweet baby darlin'... coz im a buzy gurl i dont w8ste my time, evar ;) lol

Hey baby How are you hun? Where are you located bb? Hun-baby-darling-bb-babe-sweetie-cutie at EVERY sentence from someone I NEVER met It litteraly makes me aggressive! I hate that!! Please take note that a: hey sweetie from someone I know its different!! Lol