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Like this picture? Want to see it in person? I'd be happy to perform for you, but please no tickling. This requires extreme concentration and if I fell on you then you'd have to deal with me lying on top of you in nothing but a...oh wait. I understand your motive now. Naughty Natalie here, an ultra petite young woman who loves good vinyl, climbing ropes and dangling upside down from them, singing along to Bowie in the car, blinding men with my beauty and being humble. I'm 27, 5ft, 100lbs, size 5 feet, red hair, green eyes, big smile and a rockin butt. Want a chance to effortlessly throw me up against a wall with one arm? My availability this week is as follows: Tuesday: 11:30 - 2 Wednesday: 11-2 Thursday: 9-11 To arrange a time, please contact me through email at [email protected] along with your Lyla handle. I prefer email as it helps me stay organized and allows us to speak more...candidly. Wink wink. All you need to bring when you arrive is a dashing smile (don't worry, I won't judge you on your level of dashing, just try your best) and $250 for an hour of play time. Also, please let me know if you have any requests for outfits. I love rising to a challenge, whether it be a super hero costume, dinosaur onesie, 80's aerobic instructor or fancy cocktail dress and nylons. And because I'm so humble I will let you know that I'm very well reviewed here and elsewhere so feel free to do some research! Tech skills impress me.

Over time I've seen a few posts, tweets, etc from different ladies essentially stating "If you ask me for a menu, you won't be spending time with me." Here's my thing....without going into details I have a physical restriction which prevents me from engaging in all the activities one normally comes to expect from seeing an escort. And it limits me to only participating in certain activities. Rest assured they are considered "safe" activities by most SP's, but not all SP's provide them. Also, a big reason I participate in this lifestyle is to live out certain fantasies and fetishes I have that a lot of "civilian" girlfriends may not go for. Again, they are "safe" fetishes and fantasies, I'm pretty vanilla lol, but still not things that every single escort provides. Hence, if I need to I will inquire beforehand if those services and/or activities are available. I do respect a lady's right to personal boundaries...which is why I ask beforehand....but given my own restrictions and fantasies, if I show up without first inquiring only to find out that what I had in mind is not available, not only will I have wasted my own time but the lady's as well. Often times a lady's ad and/or photos will grab my attention but then a disclaimer of "don't ask me for menu items" prevents me from contacting them. So to the ladies who have issues with being asked for menus, I pose this question to you: Is there a difference between "asking for a menu" and inquiring about a specific service or services? I understand that inquiring in a rude or disrespectful manner is one thing...but if I inquire in a respectful and polite manner (which I like to think I do) if X or Y service is available, will that also automatically get me blacklisted as someone who "asks for a menu"? I totally respect a woman's right to determine how she is approached or contacted, but I guess I'm just looking for clarification on what is considered "asking for a menu". The language used in this lifestyle is often open to interpretation.

I visited a lady for almost two years before I moved back to the US and now, I still keep in touch and I have returned when I have the chance and spend as much time with her as I can and I am very much looking forward to see her again in the Spring. She has become my best friend and confident and she dominates my thoughts and desires...! If only I was younger I would not hesitate to try to seduce her into spending our lives together!

27 feet of jute rope....(learned how to do a Shibari corset tonight.. and yes... relax...pictures will follow as soon as I am pleased with the look/colors) ;) .....and a gargantuan bowl of really good Hot & Sour soup & dumplings

I will speak for myself, as not everyone feels the same way. I wrote a blog once about feeling like a McDonalds drive thru. "I'd like a ... And ... And ... And ..." "Would you like to supersize your order?, drive to the first window please." The funny thing is, what they want is what I love, but I felt like I was being broken down into a sum of parts and not looking at the whole experience. So, when the laws changed, I decided to take control of how communication was done. It's not that I have an issue with LE, but I finally have the ability to determine what is and is not acceptable. Yes, I loose out on some invitations, but they are the ones I don't really want to meet. Personally, I would approach it with first asking if she would like to have a discussion about how you envision your encounter. That is completely different then someone texting me out of no where saying I want X, y, and z. It can be a bit of a shock when I'm expecting "hello, my name is ..., how are you doing", vs "I want X, y , z. So, if you open the communication first, ask if she is interested in a discussion, you will find that she might be open to the discussion. Good luck.

Please stop that. It doesn't help. No. Just religion. Let people choose how they want to make sense of the world. If they go on to harm someone, then punish the offenders for that harm. As many people have been saying here, people who do harm were pretty much predisposed to do harm anyway, and the reasons they proclaim are just handy excuses. Lots of twisted people have done really terrible things in the supposed name of perfectly good ideas. I think this betrays a misunderstanding of how people work, and what purpose religion serves for the vast majority of people in the modern world. People are social creatures, and for most people our primary day to day preoccupations are social and emotional -- NOT intellectual. We want to love, be loved, and live in a world that makes emotional sense and assures us of purpose and belonging. For a lot of people, this is the need that religion meets. Most people aren't concerned with religion for its dogma, but for the community and shared sense of meaning that it provides. Science isn't intended to meet social or emotional needs; it's an intellectual pursuit that's only concerned with identifying the (comprehensible) mechanisms of the external world. And for that purpose, it's the most effective tool that the species has ever come up with. But if you approach human experience and understanding from an exclusively intellectual and scientific viewpoint, you will miss an enormous range of experience that's derived from being not just a mind, but a whole organism, and just one member of the whole, often irrational human community. Most people take bits and pieces from many different viewpoints to serve their various needs. They end up with something that isn't always logically consistent; but it lets them the live fulfilling, fully engaged lives that were their goal in the first place. But some people -- let's call them fanatics -- wall themselves off from such lives and cling to just one viewpoint. Sometimes it's religious and emotional; sometimes scientific and intellectual. We should feel badly for both cases.

Hi there. I thought this would be an interesting topic. I have not met too many SP's yet. Just 2 younger ones and 2 older ones. However i have found the experiences to be different. Younger ones seem to be in it for mostly the sex. They are wild and try to get it over quickly. Not as much chatting and foreplay. Older SP's offer more companionship and erotic experience. They are slower and tease more and want to make the sex last longer. Then they cuddle more. As I have not had many experiences yet. Can I get your opinions on whether you find SP's experiences different based on their ages?

At the advice of a hobbyist buddie, I took a chance to see someone again from BP recently. This was quite unusual since I don't normally venture out too much into the BP land. But I am sure glad I took the chance! This time it was to see the adorable Samantha. Samantha's incall location is a bit of a drive on the Gatineau side. Her condo is very nice and parking is plentiful on the street. So to me, although it was a bit of a drive, the experience I had with Samantha made it all worthwhile. Samantha is a very young spinner - toned and tight. I can say confidently that you will not find an ounce of fat on her. She is also very pretty, sweet and friendly. Her skin is beautiful and smooth, and is very soft to touch, making it so wonderful to caress her body. The most pleasant part of the experience was that - she was very accommodating, respectful, friendly and personable - rare qualities found in a young lady of this tender age. I opted for the safe experience and it was a very enjoyable one. Samantha is not a member here yet. I recommended her to join, and she may just do that.

Happy birthday beautiful. I hope you have a great birthday.

Getting a group session set up in February in beautiful Victoria, BC. Gerri of Victoria and I are set. Another lady or 2 are also interested in participating. Looking for another 4-5 gents to join us and fulfill my bucket list. Feel free to pm me for details.

Happy Birthday Beautiful! Can't wait to see you again when I ever make it your way. Have a wonderful day!

Google Kayla's photo and it shows up as a stock photo. Her name is Emma K (British model), thus ad is using fake pic.

It is very hard to tell... most of the ladies are professionals and don't let their emotions show. Let's keep in mind that this is a business after all. For me, the basic rule is that if I enjoy myself and feel a genuine connection then most likely she is enjoying her self too. If you see a little spark in her eye, a smile that lights up the room and you get a slow and affectionate goodbye hug then maybe, just maybe, she likes you ;-)

turn off is when I take the time to answer an email promptly (within a few minutes) and I NEVER see anything back from the sender, so frustrating. What do you think we are doing, just sitting around waiting for email requests to come in? or was 2-3 minutes of a wait too much for you?

Some people just don't have any consideration for others. With their snow boots or snow shoes, they'd walk and step on cross-country tracks, ruining them in the process...and, I am talking about a path wide enough for a car to drive through... :-x

A few too many lap dances. What? Well it was!

Having to get the snow blower out this morning for the first time this winter... and it looks like we will need it again tomorrow.

Went here the other day and received a great massage. Was told there are four different attendants who provide massages. PM me for more info.

kissing is great, the only time it isn't is when you come see me with smokers breath, yuck. Asking is always best if you are unsure, but indeed, kissing is a great part of a date. I just don't like it when someone tried to stick their tongue all the way down my throat forcefully, it should be passionate and caring, the kind that you should be getting from your significant other ;-)

Since we are into 2016 I now have 18 months of happily repeating with the same very special lady I still get butterflies before entering her room, she excites me like no other plus it just gets better and better, I am a very lucky man.

@plea You have to decide which is the stronger thought: not wanting to ask or wanting the intimacy of kissing? Regardless be respectful. Among others, I can recommend kissing with April at Vibe - she snared me with one passionate kiss at a lyla social and I've seen her numerous times since!

Let me add my voice to the chorus is praise for MsManda. If you're looking for a hot, professional SP with a personality that totally puts you at ease, she's the one. BD

I passed yesterday. I try . No extra

...Although Sated, I Want You Aching" Madame De Loup Experience The Passion, Feel The Sexuality, Smell The Desire, See The Sensuality, Taste The Pleasure... 10am - 3pm 7 days a week Prebookings are more guaranteed. XO

I was asked by a special lady to go shopping for lingerie for her and she wanted my opinion on whatever she tried. This got me very excited. We then went for a nice meal where she took off her undies and handed them to me under the table saying that she did not think she would need them for the rest of the evening. I don't remember what I had to eat at the restaurant but I know what I had for dessert. Going shopping for lingerie with a sexy lady : $00.00 Taking her out for a meal : $65.00 Getting her undies and having her as dessert: Priceless Many other nice things were done like extended hours, cupcakes with nice notes written on the wrapper on my way out, given an extra that is not offered on her list of activities etc...

I remember on one occasion about 13 years ago, one of my favorite regulars in Toronto took me out for lunch prior to our appointment. It always stuck with me since it's something she didn't have to do, but chose to do so regardless... it was a very nice gesture. On another occasion, a lady who I had a one hour rendezvous with chose to stay for four, free of charge, it was a real pleasure since it was completely unexpected.

Thank you Charlotte! I can guarantee the young guy In question was HIDEOUS. And that's me being nice. Lol

I'm sure one that must turn off a lady. It's guys that think they know best how a lady should run her business. Whether it's suggesting what a lady should offer, telling her how to market herself (ie photos, etc), telling her what she should charge etc etc etc Ladies know best what business model works for them. Clients are the clients, not the lady's business manager. RG

thanks again bobbi

Youre sweet thanks for taking your time for this reviews

Dear gentlemen's, I'm Vicky French an independant companion (Previously with Mgf) and i'm coming back to Halifax this Feb 9 to 13th!! Incalls/outcalls. Sensual & passionate experience I'm a warm woman, easy going, fun, refreshing, naughty, bubbly, open minded & eager to please. I offer sensual, passionate session & excelent massages. Love romantic dinner, fine wine, champagne...Sexy, classy and a perfect companion for dinnerdate or longer rendez-vous. check out my raving reviews on Caf & Lyla board & Perb!!! Stats: 26yrs old 5'4", 115lbs (spinner) 34C(Nat)-24-34 Light brown hair & green eyes Special introducing donation: Hh/160 1hr/240 1.5hr/400 2hrs/500 4hrs dinnerdate/750 You can prebook Now!! Email: [email protected] Website: http://www.vicky-french.com Text only:438-896-5022 Hope to hear from you soon, Vicky French xoxox

Good afternoon, Thank you for a great time back in St. John's. It was lovely to enjoy the island hospitality. I hope to see you again soon. xoxo Emily

I'm not into the drama, stuff, that said, there was new member that attempted to use the handle pistol pete...(space in between), on this board. That said, he has (handle) been removed from members list.I also received a email from a provider that told me if I changed my email addy, which I have NOT. If a lady is contacted by ME, and those ladies that know myself, I will introduce myself through a PM or DM (Twitter) or email, once communication is set up, I will give my contact number, and THEN send same (contact number) back to them through PM,DM email to confirm it is ME. Your safety and mine is paramount to take these necessary steps to enjoy a successful,mutual enjoyment together. Thanks, and be safe ladies. ;)

As for a woman, voluptuous curves (but not too much), a peach skin, bright eyes, full lips and long eye lashes. Also, I preffer a sexy dress that reveals the curves, and not only the skin.

After meeting a lot of SP's and mostly MA's, I find I relate more to the women that are over 25 more, then the 19 year olds. Women over 30 are more experience and know how to tease and are more intimate I find. But there are some young women that know what they are doing. But like a fine wine, some women get better with age :)

My experience based on seeing ladies since embarking on this lifestyle in July 2010 has less to do with the ladies' age than their attitude. Fortunately I've been very blessed with the ladies I have had encounters with, and the age range of the ladies I've seen has been 25 to 50 years old. I've been with some wonderful ladies in their 20's, 30's 40's and 50's I've had (no names, and none were CERB members btw) horrible encounters with ladies in their late 20's, 30's and 40's Encounters have to be based on a ymmv factor. And you can get a idea of the type of lady you'll meet if you read her posts/profile/website and any subsequent emails...that will determine much more what type of lady she is and whether you two will be a match rather than profiling on an older experience vs younger SP basis A late night rambling RG

Chanel Honey, Advertising as an SP is like having investments... you have to diversify your advertising. I'm not sure if you just advertise here but that is not going to cut it if you are looking for stable appts everyday or even just a couple of times a week. You also have to continually create a stronger presence for yourself whether it's through multiple adult sites and/or a website. There are free websites that cater to the adult industry. When I returned to the business I really wasn't thrilled with advertising on CL but I gave it a try. While I have changed my schedule from what it used to be a few years ago to accomodate other obligations in my life, I have also switched gears by catering to a different group of clients by offering half hours which I never did before. It was always 1 hour appts. I honestly thought CL was going to be bad but I have met some really nice clients there and they have been gentlemen to me. Sure, there are some times wasters, no shows and the wassup guys but those people are easy to identify. I rarely encounter them. You should give it a try. You have nothing to lose. Also take into account that July and August are the slowest times of the year while September and October have always been the busiest. You also create your own world whether it's postive or negative energy. Try to keep a positive attitude.

When I was a stripper, there were always women in the dressing room complaining about not making enough money. Every single shift has a reason to be bad: Nice weather, bad weather, sports game, long weekend, you name it, there was a reason she wasn't making money and it certainly had nothing to do with her! I never participated in these discussions, and instead decided to take responsibility for my own income rather than handing it off to events over which I have no control. I've always kept a positive attitude, and I was a top earner at the strip club. I kept this attitude when I went into massage, and business has been great, if not overwhelming. I could flatter myself and say it's my looks/service, but ultimately I think it comes down to my attitude.

Most of the ladies do not have MBA's so expecting them to do what mainstream business's do (In the way they operate the business) is not realistic (Wrong expectations!) Mainstream business men and women with either a business education or years of being in a professional business environment learn certain "rules" for successfully marketing a and operating a company. These are things you LEARN over time but can benefit greatly upfront if you learn them early. For Instance... Such things as.. downturns (How to anticipate and how to ensure security) never admitting your slow (sales are down) most business professionals know NEVER to do this (Always say your doing great) ROI (Return on investment - how to make 10.00 into 100.00) landing a deal (Market, Sales Pitch and HOW TO seal the deal!) Addressing your customers needs (It's not always about the sex or the looks - the personality is very important and the way you make your customer feel is very important) phone sales (Mannerisms... not to answer the cell phone while driving or with screaming kids or yelling friends... or loud music playing) Time Management scheduling Follow Ups Repeat sales (Return clients) etc... A lot of the ladies learn this over time and trial and error... (and that can hurt a ladies reputation before she even gets started full swing). Things many people who work in mainstream business assume are common knowledge or obvious choices allude many people who have no formal business experience - and it's easy to forget that at times. This business has no prerequisites, you do not need any business skills to make money as a provider but if you had those skills you could make a LOT MORE money. A few of the ladies over the years have had MBA's and they usually excel rapidly and really do well in the business... and really you do not need a MBA to learn these things. Most are common sense but often overlooked or viewed as not as important. The most successful ladies are the ones who have the ENTIRE PACKAGE (Sell the fantasy, polite on the phone, never miss appointments, treat the guy like he is a god, have lots of fun and enjoy people).... It may just be a big act or illusion ... or it may be the lady really likes her job (Either way the customer should NEVER be able to tell the difference). If you do this you will rarely have slow times as your "Regulars" will keep you busy during these off season times.

This is a very common thing with the ladies... Always looking for the "Reason" the business gets slow at times and always looking for answers as to why they get no shows and cancellation more at different times of the year. Most NO SHOWS can be stopped by screening your calls properly. Use the Caller ID and CALL BACK the number to verify it. Most guys will not pull a NO SHOW on someone without having the decency to call and properly cancel if you have their number. They know that come appointment time one very upset SP is going to give them a call asking WTF! It's not 100% but it sure helps for those who screen calls. It also makes the call a little more safer as that phone number is now a connection between the guy and the lady... I doubt someone dangerous is going to want to leave a number that can be traced back to them. Most of the ladies look for reasons when things are slow. I guess most of us do that when the business we are in takes a drop in sales/traffic/work load/etc.... You can spend a good portion of your day trying to figure this one out but it's not really worth the effort. It's WAY easier to just plan for these lows (Put some money aside for the slow periods) and just accept that this is part of EVERY business and it will happen. Stop stressing out and trying to point a finger at what you think is causing the slowness as your just going to convince yourself of something that is probably not correct. We have been tracking patterns in this industry since 1996 and the answer for this is... (Drum roll please)... It has no pattern EXCEPT for a few obvious LOW spots. 1) The end of Aug is SLOW every year! (Kids out of school, getting ready to go back to school, family summer vacations, etc...) This is the most popular summer weekend in the tourist industry!! 2) 1 week before and 1 week after Xmass (No need to explain this one right?) New years day too? NOT... 3) January/February for 2 weeks every year (We sum this up to winter blues and getting your credit card statements from Xmass! but we never know what two weeks it will be but for sure 2 weeks around this time it does drop... one year we did not see this and come April we saw a real low drop for 2 weeks and that was obvious weather patterns (Long winter/early spring ... warm winter/cold spring etc...) it does effect this business and you never know when this is coming exactly... so just put some cash aside for these times. 4) First nice weekend of spring (A lot of the ladies take this time off too) 5) Thanksgiving, Easter, Valentines, long weekends, really large sporting events (etc)... they also effect the business. The rest has NO identifiable pattern. You can try to blame it on the economy as a low economy brings more people into this business causing more competition and the overall amount of "Recreational money" the guys have gets a lot smaller so yes the economy does effect it but a low economy BUT it also brings more guys (New guys) in to the mix as well so it's not hit as hard as one would assume. Remember money and sex are the two big things couples fight about... When the economy drops and the money gets tight the stress levels go up, the fighting between couples goes up and the sex stops!! FACT OF LIFE... and I hate to admit it but that is good for this business for all you ladies!! When economy starts to get good again business will decrease a little at first! It's OPPOSITE of what everyone ASSUMES! As for NO SHOWS... This time of year it will obviously be higher. Kids are still home from school, Family vacations, relatives coming for visits, back to school shopping, etc.. etc... and all those people taking time OFF work for family vacations makes other people have to work more (Overtime to cover shifts, higher work loads, etc) it's all relevant.... A lot of LAST MINUTE things come up this time of the year for the "Family Man" and well... kids and family (for most people) come first so recreational visits take a back seat so stuff will get canceled more this time of year. Picture this... The guy is all ready to come see the lady he has chosen and the door bell rings and it's his brother or uncle or who knows who just "DROPS BY" for a visit... URH!? Probably with his annoying kids and wife... (Many of us have been in similar situations) This happens EVERY YEAR... Come September 17th (Or around that time) once the kids are back in school and the routine is back... things will pick up. Summer sucks as a lot more things can get in the way or throw a guys schedule off. Don't spend all your time looking for reasons why the business slows down.... it happens to EVERY PROVIDER & EVERY BUSINESS ... It can not be busy 100% of the time and it does take a little planning and anticipation.

I had to remove a thread tonight and I am very upset that people are posting crap like this. Some idiot PM'd one of the members claiming that one of the local girls has aids. The member posted this along with other nonsense. Why he felt it was necessary to start a thread like this I will never know but I am done with people trying to slander other peoples reputations. If your too stupid to realize a PM or POST like this is just slanderous and made by either a jealous competitor, ex-boyfriend or drunken idiot trying to cause a problems then let me help you out by telling you first hand that you should just delete the PM and report the user name to me so we can get rid of the trolls! If you feel the need to accuse someone of such a thing publicly do it elsewhere as I don't care to slander anyone on this site and as long as I am moderator of this site I will NOT tolerate it from anyone else here! I will shut down the board before I allow that to happen so if you enjoy the site please respect this policy and rule.