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Like this picture? Want to see it in person? I'd be happy to perform for you, but please no tickling. This requires extreme concentration and if I fell on you then you'd have to deal with me lying on top of you in nothing but a...oh wait. I understand your motive now. Naughty Natalie here, an ultra petite young woman who loves good vinyl, climbing ropes and dangling upside down from them, singing along to Bowie in the car, blinding men with my beauty and being humble. I'm 27, 5ft, 100lbs, size 5 feet, red hair, green eyes, big smile and a rockin butt. Want a chance to effortlessly throw me up against a wall with one arm? My availability this week is as follows: Tuesday: 11:30 - 2 Wednesday: 11-2 Thursday: 9-11 To arrange a time, please contact me through email at [email protected] along with your Lyla handle. I prefer email as it helps me stay organized and allows us to speak more...candidly. Wink wink. All you need to bring when you arrive is a dashing smile (don't worry, I won't judge you on your level of dashing, just try your best) and $250 for an hour of play time. Also, please let me know if you have any requests for outfits. I love rising to a challenge, whether it be a super hero costume, dinosaur onesie, 80's aerobic instructor or fancy cocktail dress and nylons. And because I'm so humble I will let you know that I'm very well reviewed here and elsewhere so feel free to do some research! Tech skills impress me.

Over time I've seen a few posts, tweets, etc from different ladies essentially stating "If you ask me for a menu, you won't be spending time with me." Here's my thing....without going into details I have a physical restriction which prevents me from engaging in all the activities one normally comes to expect from seeing an escort. And it limits me to only participating in certain activities. Rest assured they are considered "safe" activities by most SP's, but not all SP's provide them. Also, a big reason I participate in this lifestyle is to live out certain fantasies and fetishes I have that a lot of "civilian" girlfriends may not go for. Again, they are "safe" fetishes and fantasies, I'm pretty vanilla lol, but still not things that every single escort provides. Hence, if I need to I will inquire beforehand if those services and/or activities are available. I do respect a lady's right to personal boundaries...which is why I ask beforehand....but given my own restrictions and fantasies, if I show up without first inquiring only to find out that what I had in mind is not available, not only will I have wasted my own time but the lady's as well. Often times a lady's ad and/or photos will grab my attention but then a disclaimer of "don't ask me for menu items" prevents me from contacting them. So to the ladies who have issues with being asked for menus, I pose this question to you: Is there a difference between "asking for a menu" and inquiring about a specific service or services? I understand that inquiring in a rude or disrespectful manner is one thing...but if I inquire in a respectful and polite manner (which I like to think I do) if X or Y service is available, will that also automatically get me blacklisted as someone who "asks for a menu"? I totally respect a woman's right to determine how she is approached or contacted, but I guess I'm just looking for clarification on what is considered "asking for a menu". The language used in this lifestyle is often open to interpretation.

I visited a lady for almost two years before I moved back to the US and now, I still keep in touch and I have returned when I have the chance and spend as much time with her as I can and I am very much looking forward to see her again in the Spring. She has become my best friend and confident and she dominates my thoughts and desires...! If only I was younger I would not hesitate to try to seduce her into spending our lives together!

27 feet of jute rope....(learned how to do a Shibari corset tonight.. and yes... relax...pictures will follow as soon as I am pleased with the look/colors) ;) .....and a gargantuan bowl of really good Hot & Sour soup & dumplings

I will speak for myself, as not everyone feels the same way. I wrote a blog once about feeling like a McDonalds drive thru. "I'd like a ... And ... And ... And ..." "Would you like to supersize your order?, drive to the first window please." The funny thing is, what they want is what I love, but I felt like I was being broken down into a sum of parts and not looking at the whole experience. So, when the laws changed, I decided to take control of how communication was done. It's not that I have an issue with LE, but I finally have the ability to determine what is and is not acceptable. Yes, I loose out on some invitations, but they are the ones I don't really want to meet. Personally, I would approach it with first asking if she would like to have a discussion about how you envision your encounter. That is completely different then someone texting me out of no where saying I want X, y, and z. It can be a bit of a shock when I'm expecting "hello, my name is ..., how are you doing", vs "I want X, y , z. So, if you open the communication first, ask if she is interested in a discussion, you will find that she might be open to the discussion. Good luck.

Please stop that. It doesn't help. No. Just religion. Let people choose how they want to make sense of the world. If they go on to harm someone, then punish the offenders for that harm. As many people have been saying here, people who do harm were pretty much predisposed to do harm anyway, and the reasons they proclaim are just handy excuses. Lots of twisted people have done really terrible things in the supposed name of perfectly good ideas. I think this betrays a misunderstanding of how people work, and what purpose religion serves for the vast majority of people in the modern world. People are social creatures, and for most people our primary day to day preoccupations are social and emotional -- NOT intellectual. We want to love, be loved, and live in a world that makes emotional sense and assures us of purpose and belonging. For a lot of people, this is the need that religion meets. Most people aren't concerned with religion for its dogma, but for the community and shared sense of meaning that it provides. Science isn't intended to meet social or emotional needs; it's an intellectual pursuit that's only concerned with identifying the (comprehensible) mechanisms of the external world. And for that purpose, it's the most effective tool that the species has ever come up with. But if you approach human experience and understanding from an exclusively intellectual and scientific viewpoint, you will miss an enormous range of experience that's derived from being not just a mind, but a whole organism, and just one member of the whole, often irrational human community. Most people take bits and pieces from many different viewpoints to serve their various needs. They end up with something that isn't always logically consistent; but it lets them the live fulfilling, fully engaged lives that were their goal in the first place. But some people -- let's call them fanatics -- wall themselves off from such lives and cling to just one viewpoint. Sometimes it's religious and emotional; sometimes scientific and intellectual. We should feel badly for both cases.

Hi there. I thought this would be an interesting topic. I have not met too many SP's yet. Just 2 younger ones and 2 older ones. However i have found the experiences to be different. Younger ones seem to be in it for mostly the sex. They are wild and try to get it over quickly. Not as much chatting and foreplay. Older SP's offer more companionship and erotic experience. They are slower and tease more and want to make the sex last longer. Then they cuddle more. As I have not had many experiences yet. Can I get your opinions on whether you find SP's experiences different based on their ages?

At the advice of a hobbyist buddie, I took a chance to see someone again from BP recently. This was quite unusual since I don't normally venture out too much into the BP land. But I am sure glad I took the chance! This time it was to see the adorable Samantha. Samantha's incall location is a bit of a drive on the Gatineau side. Her condo is very nice and parking is plentiful on the street. So to me, although it was a bit of a drive, the experience I had with Samantha made it all worthwhile. Samantha is a very young spinner - toned and tight. I can say confidently that you will not find an ounce of fat on her. She is also very pretty, sweet and friendly. Her skin is beautiful and smooth, and is very soft to touch, making it so wonderful to caress her body. The most pleasant part of the experience was that - she was very accommodating, respectful, friendly and personable - rare qualities found in a young lady of this tender age. I opted for the safe experience and it was a very enjoyable one. Samantha is not a member here yet. I recommended her to join, and she may just do that.

Getting a group session set up in February in beautiful Victoria, BC. Gerri of Victoria and I are set. Another lady or 2 are also interested in participating. Looking for another 4-5 gents to join us and fulfill my bucket list. Feel free to pm me for details.

bonjour messieurs i am available today until 8pm for fun and sexy times. i offer a non rushed session full of surprises... soapy shower body slides reverse massage sensuality and so much more.... all you need in one room with one MA recommendations: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=37195 txt at 613 261 4169 or call at 613 820 8887

Google Kayla's photo and it shows up as a stock photo. Her name is Emma K (British model), thus ad is using fake pic.

It is very hard to tell... most of the ladies are professionals and don't let their emotions show. Let's keep in mind that this is a business after all. For me, the basic rule is that if I enjoy myself and feel a genuine connection then most likely she is enjoying her self too. If you see a little spark in her eye, a smile that lights up the room and you get a slow and affectionate goodbye hug then maybe, just maybe, she likes you ;-)

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

Some people just don't have any consideration for others. With their snow boots or snow shoes, they'd walk and step on cross-country tracks, ruining them in the process...and, I am talking about a path wide enough for a car to drive through... :-x

A few too many lap dances. What? Well it was!

Having to get the snow blower out this morning for the first time this winter... and it looks like we will need it again tomorrow.

I have had great encounters with ladies of age 19, 20-something, 30- something and even a 40+. To me, it boils down to how attractive is she to me, the chemistry between us, the connection, mutual respect and like someone says, whether we are on the same page or not.

Sunday the entertainment begins all week until Friday Evening. Lady Sophia has joined me and we have many plans for your enjoyment. Perhaps you would like to experience her signature 30-30 ? Enjoy 30 minutes with both of us beauties and then choose one for the remaining 30 minutes of private time . You may see us separately or have us to entertain you together! PM or Text. Katherine 902 456 8694 Sophia 506 261 7313

kissing is great, the only time it isn't is when you come see me with smokers breath, yuck. Asking is always best if you are unsure, but indeed, kissing is a great part of a date. I just don't like it when someone tried to stick their tongue all the way down my throat forcefully, it should be passionate and caring, the kind that you should be getting from your significant other ;-)

Since we are into 2016 I now have 18 months of happily repeating with the same very special lady I still get butterflies before entering her room, she excites me like no other plus it just gets better and better, I am a very lucky man.

Let me add my voice to the chorus is praise for MsManda. If you're looking for a hot, professional SP with a personality that totally puts you at ease, she's the one. BD

I passed yesterday. I try . No extra

...Although Sated, I Want You Aching" Madame De Loup Experience The Passion, Feel The Sexuality, Smell The Desire, See The Sensuality, Taste The Pleasure... 10am - 3pm 7 days a week Prebookings are more guaranteed. XO

I was asked by a special lady to go shopping for lingerie for her and she wanted my opinion on whatever she tried. This got me very excited. We then went for a nice meal where she took off her undies and handed them to me under the table saying that she did not think she would need them for the rest of the evening. I don't remember what I had to eat at the restaurant but I know what I had for dessert. Going shopping for lingerie with a sexy lady : $00.00 Taking her out for a meal : $65.00 Getting her undies and having her as dessert: Priceless Many other nice things were done like extended hours, cupcakes with nice notes written on the wrapper on my way out, given an extra that is not offered on her list of activities etc...

I remember on one occasion about 13 years ago, one of my favorite regulars in Toronto took me out for lunch prior to our appointment. It always stuck with me since it's something she didn't have to do, but chose to do so regardless... it was a very nice gesture. On another occasion, a lady who I had a one hour rendezvous with chose to stay for four, free of charge, it was a real pleasure since it was completely unexpected.

Thank you Charlotte! I can guarantee the young guy In question was HIDEOUS. And that's me being nice. Lol

I'm sure one that must turn off a lady. It's guys that think they know best how a lady should run her business. Whether it's suggesting what a lady should offer, telling her how to market herself (ie photos, etc), telling her what she should charge etc etc etc Ladies know best what business model works for them. Clients are the clients, not the lady's business manager. RG

The perfect choice for the mature gentlemen 25+ seeking Fun and Excitement I am all about positive energy and good times I love to please and be pleased Come relax as I rub you from top to bottom an even in between (an drain you in more ways than one) I offer half hour and hourly non rushed companionship Fetish friendly I provide SAFE encounters only Located in Halifax (clean comfortable non smoking) Out to hotels in Halifax/Dartmouth Available daily 12noon-11pm *I do require at least 30-60 minutes notice* If we haven't yet had the pleasure of meeting don't be shy give me a shout and let's make that happen....The possibilities are endless endless....let's get lost in each other xo (902)2*9*2*6*8*9*3 No blocked calls/text apps/emails Kisses

thanks again bobbi

Youre sweet thanks for taking your time for this reviews

Sounds really good till you get too many guys who just want to skype and never book anything, hope it works.

Here's the link: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=225195&highlight=Gina

As for a woman, voluptuous curves (but not too much), a peach skin, bright eyes, full lips and long eye lashes. Also, I preffer a sexy dress that reveals the curves, and not only the skin.

I use to have sleeping issues, but I developped a very healthy routine before going to bed, and it works! I was on sleeping pills for sleep walking (creepy, I know) and sleeping issues, but this is how it goes... I always go to bed at the same hour. 9:30 for me, could be later for you... Light snack around 8:30 (Berries and fresh cream, or cream cheese bagel with a glass of milk, usually) At 9:00, I shut down EVERYTHING in the house. Absolutly NO INTERNET ACCESS from this point. No TV either, or playing on my phone. No alcool either. It contains a LOT of sugar that could prevent me from sleeping. I keep a little night stand light with a 40watts bulb to read a little it. Just for 15-20 minutes. If I wake up during the night, I stay up for about 10-15 minutes before going back (or I take this occasion to have some lazy fun...). When I go in my bed room, whatever the time of the day or the night, I leave my problems at the door. My room is a calm and peaceful place. A refuge. I don't want any negative energies where I sleep. Problems will still there when I wake up, and I will be able to solve them in the morning, with a fresh and peaceful mind, ready to attack my day. I wake up at 4:00 in the morning, fresh and ready to start my day.

After meeting a lot of SP's and mostly MA's, I find I relate more to the women that are over 25 more, then the 19 year olds. Women over 30 are more experience and know how to tease and are more intimate I find. But there are some young women that know what they are doing. But like a fine wine, some women get better with age :)

My experience based on seeing ladies since embarking on this lifestyle in July 2010 has less to do with the ladies' age than their attitude. Fortunately I've been very blessed with the ladies I have had encounters with, and the age range of the ladies I've seen has been 25 to 50 years old. I've been with some wonderful ladies in their 20's, 30's 40's and 50's I've had (no names, and none were CERB members btw) horrible encounters with ladies in their late 20's, 30's and 40's Encounters have to be based on a ymmv factor. And you can get a idea of the type of lady you'll meet if you read her posts/profile/website and any subsequent emails...that will determine much more what type of lady she is and whether you two will be a match rather than profiling on an older experience vs younger SP basis A late night rambling RG

Chanel Honey, Advertising as an SP is like having investments... you have to diversify your advertising. I'm not sure if you just advertise here but that is not going to cut it if you are looking for stable appts everyday or even just a couple of times a week. You also have to continually create a stronger presence for yourself whether it's through multiple adult sites and/or a website. There are free websites that cater to the adult industry. When I returned to the business I really wasn't thrilled with advertising on CL but I gave it a try. While I have changed my schedule from what it used to be a few years ago to accomodate other obligations in my life, I have also switched gears by catering to a different group of clients by offering half hours which I never did before. It was always 1 hour appts. I honestly thought CL was going to be bad but I have met some really nice clients there and they have been gentlemen to me. Sure, there are some times wasters, no shows and the wassup guys but those people are easy to identify. I rarely encounter them. You should give it a try. You have nothing to lose. Also take into account that July and August are the slowest times of the year while September and October have always been the busiest. You also create your own world whether it's postive or negative energy. Try to keep a positive attitude.

When I was a stripper, there were always women in the dressing room complaining about not making enough money. Every single shift has a reason to be bad: Nice weather, bad weather, sports game, long weekend, you name it, there was a reason she wasn't making money and it certainly had nothing to do with her! I never participated in these discussions, and instead decided to take responsibility for my own income rather than handing it off to events over which I have no control. I've always kept a positive attitude, and I was a top earner at the strip club. I kept this attitude when I went into massage, and business has been great, if not overwhelming. I could flatter myself and say it's my looks/service, but ultimately I think it comes down to my attitude.

A lot of experienced sps do take scheduled time off during the summer months. Or at least a more limited availability, in order to take advantage of the weather! At the very least, the days you do work will be busier than if you are just ready as per usual. I think the mod is fairly accurate about the usual slower times. The no show thing tho, I can guarantee that most sps already use some sort of verification, and the same thing is happening. (most do not accept block call appts, so the # is for sure there). The best thing to do is to limit the info given re: address. Give out a general area, then the street address when they get there, then when they are at the street address, the rest. that way you don't waste too much time and energy giving out full address info to someone who may or may not arrive, and who has to travel 30-45 minutes to get there too. You allow the time wasters too much power over your schedule if you give out too much too soon. Time wasters are very common -- they collect addresses, they try to book you for times with no intention of showing up (possibly in order to make their fav sp the one guys go to see because you are busy. Just don't give anyone the power to waste more than about 30 minutes of your time, and always offer the next caller a callback to fill the space when someone no shows). The other thing is the 8 month thing. MOST new sps do not realize that they are busy because they are new and THIS WILL NOT LAST. The only way to deal with this is to make bank during those first 6 months, work smart, and prepare for the slow down becuase it WILL happen. Many clients are not big repeaters, especially ones found thru review sites who specifically like to see the new girl, then move on to the next new girl.

I had to remove a thread tonight and I am very upset that people are posting crap like this. Some idiot PM'd one of the members claiming that one of the local girls has aids. The member posted this along with other nonsense. Why he felt it was necessary to start a thread like this I will never know but I am done with people trying to slander other peoples reputations. If your too stupid to realize a PM or POST like this is just slanderous and made by either a jealous competitor, ex-boyfriend or drunken idiot trying to cause a problems then let me help you out by telling you first hand that you should just delete the PM and report the user name to me so we can get rid of the trolls! If you feel the need to accuse someone of such a thing publicly do it elsewhere as I don't care to slander anyone on this site and as long as I am moderator of this site I will NOT tolerate it from anyone else here! I will shut down the board before I allow that to happen so if you enjoy the site please respect this policy and rule.