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There are probably a lot of answers to this problem on here already, but I thought I would bring this up in a new thread. Some people do not know the lengths that providers go through to make themselves available for you. 1. we have a profile and/or a website that requires maintenance to keep up to date, taking up some of our time. 2. we have ads that we place elsewhere so that we have a variety of avenues in which you can communicate with us, which also require maintenance. 3. we spend many hours of a week just answering texts, phone calls and emails to your inquiries. 4. we keep ourselves fit, meaning we are spending time working out, whether that be at home, or going to a gym. 5. beauty is not instant, so we take the time to have manicured nails, hairstyles, spending time shopping for just the right products and articles of clothing. 6. maintenance of our locations, whether they be where we live or a place we rent just for these occasions. (cleaning services are not free, or we do it ourselves, meaning more hours in a week dedicated to what we provide) 7. we purchase professional photography so that we have nice pictures to display for your pleasure. 8. we ask for a little bit of notice to prepare for your date, as we all have a life outside of this. 9. communication and understanding on our part for discretion is very important to both gentlemen and the provider. 10. we have almost zero information about you coming to us, but we are expected to reveal all about ourselves. So why in the hell is it so difficult to let us know when you can't make it to a booking? We provide you with our addresses, our time and our efforts to be able to entertain you at your request. I have noticed over the last several months that more and more bookings are no more than a ploy to gain access to our whereabouts and have nothing to do with actually wanting to see us. Why is that? Do guys take pleasure in making us run around so that we can accommodate you when you have no intention of showing up? Is it a thrill that you get from the fact that we are getting ready for you and you are just sitting back at home kicking back on the sofa watching tv? I don't know about other providers, but I spend an average of 12 hours a week just answering twitter and emails. I go to the gym everyday for an hour at least. I spend to keep my appearance up. I provide a nice place to entertain you (at a cost). I take the time to confirm and/or reschedule so that it can fit into your schedule (with no regard to my own schedule). So why can't you follow through if you have made a commitment to see me? I find it very inconsiderate and disrespectful when someone makes a booking and then just doesn't bother to show up or let me know they can't make it. All it takes is a little effort on the guys part to do this. Just look at the efforts that the girls are putting out there. When a booking is made and confirmed, we do not book another person for that time. It is made for you. Not for a bunch of guys and going to whatever one shows up first. I do know that perhaps traffic can be bad, accidents, s/o suddenly appears, but you can always go to a bathroom/hallway/garage and let us know you can't make it. Guys make a big stink when providers don't show up, sometimes it is for the same reasons above, bad traffic, stuck somewhere, meetings that go over time at work, but we take the time to let you know we are running late, why can't you show us the same courtesy? For some providers, this is their livelihood, it is how they survive. For others it is a fun side business, but nonetheless, would it kill you to let us know? There is nothing more frustrating to me than to go to a restaurant somewhere and find that I can't get in, it's why I make a reservation! If you are going to make a reservation with us, please have the courtesy to let us know asap if you are not able to make it. We spend hours to prepare for you, take a minute to tell us. I have had some wonderful encounters from the gentlemen on Lyla, and from other sites, but also some frustrating ones that pull this crap. Be courteous to us, we are to you. My rant after a very frustrating 2 weeks.

I'm not sure if this had been discusses before (I'm on my cell and it doesn't let me search for some reason), and I apologize if it has, but for the girls what is the nicest thing a client has ever done for you and to the men what is the nicest thing a SP/MP has ever done for you? I just recently had a very special gentleman who I've seen many, many times since I've started in this industry help me out with a few things, some a surprise, and I am beyond thankful and honoured and wanted to hear from you guys some of your experiences :)

Hello all... I am curently in the Mississauga area,.. Please google my number for more info... Thanks Stephanie xo 647-889-8234

...Although Sated, I Want You Aching" Madame De Loup Experience The Passion, Feel The Sexuality, Smell The Desire, See The Sensuality, Taste The Pleasure... 10am - 3pm 7 days a week. Available This Friday 10am - 10pm *Will Be Out Of Town This Weekend* Prebookings are more guaranteed. XO

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At one point, it's no secret, it was very difficult for me, and I tend to indulge in food (fruits, usually). I had this gentleman I would never expect to meet, heading over with a very nice bottle of wine we shared toghetter... Along with a platter of fruits and fresh cream. The moments spent in his company, the care he showed me on that day, and how he manage to make my depressed mood go away was magical. I won't name anybody, but I'm sure you recognize yourself... Out of this, I had so many demonstration of affection, and believe me, I'm grateful for any of them.

Hello my Ottawa gentlemen Come enjoy some unrushed quality time with a sweet and fun companion I will be available in Hull today Or I can visit you at your hotel or residence January 28th-29th Sweet, classy and passionate companion combined with intelligence and a great sense of humour. Safe, discreet and trustfull encounter with a caring and genuine openmind lady. Soft tanned skin with beautiful curves. Big breast, round butt, big lips. Dark hair, dark eyes, killer smile :wink: I love to tease and ... Please note that I will only see a few selected Gentlemen Advance reservations is highly recommended not to get dissapointed. You can contact me via email or my secured contact form on my website. To reserve time with me, tell me: A bit about yourself Name, phone number Location City you are requesting Preferred day, time, duration CERB HANDLE or preferred 411 if you have, a reference from a previously seen sp is a plus. www.monicadd.escortbook.com [email protected] MONICA DD XOX

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Writting back to somebody I never expected to chat with, and wishing for a wonderful friendship. She is something else...

Gents thanks again for making me feel welcomed and loved in your fine city .. To Sensual Katherine a big Warm smooch for putting up with me and having a great week together .. and I am sure we will keep having fun in St Johns xx

a tank top from HArley Davidson Halifax before i head home today :)

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The only thing I love to do, (10 min from Downtown) Is put a big happy grin on you. So hurry up and give me a call, I know you'll have such a ball. What can I say this is one treat you will love to dine on again and again. Classy, Sassy So if you play nice you may even get to play twice. Once is not enough to fully appreciate what this Lady is like, 5' 5" tall with an amazing set of curvy hips that beg to be held on to,curly auburn hair that flows , warm inviting eyes and a very, very pretty face, all this with a sparkling personality,nimble talented hands, and the great conversations are even thrown in for free. Roll playing, couples and Domxx. massage, so much more available. Dates: 140 roses/half hour, HH Jan SPECIAL :100 roses 200 roses/hour,Hour Jan SPECIAL 160 roses 270roses/hour and half, 360 roses/2hours Cerb Members Special Massage Rate: 100 roses/half hour 130 roses/45 min 150 roses/1 hour Jolie XoX 613-266-9918 Please no Blocked or Private numbers, P.S Specials Cannot Be Combined , Thank You.

Good morning gentlemen! I will be available.today from 3pm until 2am for incalls in barrhaven (private residence) or outcalls. come enjoy a sensual time with your sexy French temptress.... no extra fee for outcalls within ottawa area lingerie toys massage and so much more grrrrr recommendations : http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=37195 ***always play safe*** txt only at 613 261 4169 or pm a bientot xoxox lany

Ok.... all I got was some naughty images about your Honey's fingers ... some guy named Jack I think and your warm throat.... Additional Comments: Ok.... all I got was some naughty images about your Honey's fingers ... some guy named Jack I think and your warm throat....

This has been on my auto replay ;) Rudimental w/ Ed Sheeran - Lay it On Me

Ok.... Let's be 100% honest... who stopped reading when they read half dressed...and if you did... I bet after reading. "Enjoying a finger" you never got to the word whiskey without a very naughty image I your mind... But then again that could have just been me.

Hello Gentlemen! Me voici, Annabelle, Your Sensual Goddess. 'Be my Valentine' Touring dates: Toronto- Feb 8,9,10 Ottawa- Feb 10,11,12 This will be my last trip until the month of April as life has called me away on a new adventure! If you'd like to get together, this is your last chance to taste my sweet lips...melt into my gaze... and be mesmerized by more than my beauty... but my radiant spirit and joie-de-vivre! This season is a time of going inwards, keeping warm and letting go of stress. I invite you to share a moment that calls for sweet surrender, as i take you on a journey of bliss, leaving your inner spirit full of boundless joy... Allow me to seduce you with my touch... as a well respected massage therapist, i also offer tantric massage upon request as a part of our session. *Pre-book now as my time will be limited!* Often told i embody sensuality, my wild, playful spirit and lush sun kissed curves will enchant you. A natural blonde with exceptionally soft skin and a sultry essence, You will find my charm and vitality absolutely mesmerizing as You enter my world of sensual indulgence. An alluring conversationalist and a cultured world traveler, with a genuine pride for my physical, mental and spiritual health. I take pleasure in my talent for bringing out the wild side in the most distinguished gentlemen, with comfort and ease. Holding a holistic approach to life with years of experience in bodywork, massage therapy, I've been told my magical touch has the capacity to heal, soothe and restore joy. Nourishing you with divine sensuality through energy, purity and femininity. I will leave you feeling whole again, enabling you to reconnect with yourself through pleasure and adventure, a natural and essential part of life. My presence as an empowered, independent, luminous Goddess will remind you that Pleasure should be celebrated! Allow me to be your portal to a deeply fulfilling experience... 1h Rendez-vous- 400 1.5h Escapade- 550 2h Seduce Me- 700 3h Passionate Encounter- 1000 4h Dinner Date- 1300 5h Dinner & Dessert- 1500 *12h Overnight Valentine Special- 2000* [email protected] or 438.807.6219 (TXT ONLY) *Please include the following info in your txt msg otherwise it will be deleted* -your name -preferred date & time of meeting Looking forward to meeting you! Bisoux, Annabelle xxx *Please visit my website for more details! www.mlleannabelle.com

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more than likely a glass (or three hehe) of wine and samosas at hookah night (KNNDY pub)...*possibly* a hookah set up

Finding that I'm elligible for a settlement for an accident that happened last year without knowing I had insurances. Let's see if my dream will come true...

Wow the last post here was almost a year ago! Nothing good must be going on there right cause if there is, someone would have posted something already.

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She is back at ALO under the name Liz

Greetings Gentleman, Do you fancy a fun and sexy escapade which captures the true essence of sensual relaxation? Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Erin, and I'm your delightful distraction that is sure to add a perfectly warm and naughty touch to your coldest winters day. Will you allow yourself to melt under my roaming hands and soft body? My schedule this week: Wed-Friday: 10:30am-7pm. Independently located in a comfortable and upscale location in the west end. I'm celebrating five years of experience and enjoy meeting new people as well as reconnecting with old friends. My recommendations. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...t=sensual+erin Please feel free to pm or introduce yourself by email, [email protected]. I look forward to hearing from you! Yours, xoxo

...Although Sated, I Want You Aching" Madame De Loup Experience The Passion, Feel The Sexuality, Smell The Desire, See The Sensuality, Taste The Pleasure... 10am - 3pm 7 days a week. Available This Friday 10am - 10pm *Will Be Out Of Town This Weekend* Prebookings are more guaranteed. XO

Really bad country music in the restaurant....

I get a text from a man asking me the rates. I respond very politely telling him my rates, which are very reasonable (120/160/200) for a nice girl such a myself who is very kind and treats everyone special, as well as my location and asked him to please call me if he is interested in setting up a date and time to get together as I prefer to speak to the person on the phone before meeting. He texts me back a HUGE novel, telling me how he is DISGUSTED and thinking of never see a provider ever again(good for you?!) and how 20 years ago you can pay very little and not just hand over the cash and get quickly rushed out the door. He told me no one will ever come see me(um...ok) because they can't even buy groceries or pay rent and then I expect him to pay me my asking rate. He said 'we' have no personality, affection, or attentiveness. Wow lol. I usually ignore these sorts of texts but I just responded 'Actually, I am far from what you described and just because you have been treated badly in the past and rushed out the door etc, you shouldn't assume I am like that. Take care" Again, if you cannot afford to buy food or even pay your damn rent...WHY on earth are you contacting an SP? Not to sound cocky, but I know I am worth the rates and triple that, so don't try to lecture me when it's my right to do what I want, it's not my fault you can't afford my rates. lol

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Well I am not from Winnipeg but when I am next in the city I plan on seeing CapitalCforcougar a mature Lyla lady who has caught my attention on here in the last year... so while I have never met her and can't make a recommendation... consider it an informed suggestion... http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=109008

Ms. Manda is a wonderful beautiful lady that you should see. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=229189

I have a strong issue with just letting someone in my home when I am in a vulnerable state. I like to warm up to someone before letting certain walls down and prefer to keep my personal life separate, from my suitors. I never book suitors close to one another. I have low traffic. If they can't have faith that I am honest and straight forward, they can be my guest and move along. I like to run a relaxed atmosphere, that doesn't make me need to rush. Getting ready takes me forever, being flighty and all. To be perfectly honest 70% of my slowness is getting way too INTO a song, or just liking my shower a bit much, and stealing, all the hot water. He will have to trust me when I mean 5 minutes. Besides I'm usually early myself, waiting outside before they even arrive, it's a rarity asking for more time, but does happen. I've even had to shovel my driveway last minute not realizing it snowed the night before and had minimal time to have a "lunch break" visit. Not a worry... it did the trick just dandy. I think most no shows are summed up to, anxiety,shame, forgetfulness and fuckery.

Now, you guys do know today is Old Dogs birthday. I know you probably forgot to throw a party, so I went ahead and made a cake for you. Enjoy, and have fun. http://i63.tinypic.com/34xn6e9.jpg[/img]"]

In case we've not yet had the pleasure.. I'm a 5'6 true brunette, with a movie star smile and bright gorgeous eyes that you'll love to have look back up at you.. With a toned, and moderately tattooed all natural body that I love to show off and share with certain respectful gentlemen and couples, Let my body be your playground.. I offer my sensual, pampering attention for those who appreciate the sweeter, softer side of a lady; and a wild, naughtier experience for those with more... curious tastes :p Openminded and genuine, I love to indulge fantasies, from the vanilla to things a bit more intense, my true passion is pleasing my guests! With a wardrobe to captivate many tastes, and accessories for both of our pleasures, the possibilities for pleasure are endless, just share with me what you might enjoy, and I'll take care of the rest! Shower, amenities, and even a fresh pouf are available if you'd like freshen up before or after our date :) A few good words here: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=110533 Please visit http://www.msmanda.com for details on what I offer, review links, and more, or pm/email for more info! xx

My inner metalhead has been in charge lately, so I am currently rockin' out to Metallica's ...And Justice For All album.

There are definitely a few very nice and sweet girls :). I'm sure you'll find yourself a very happy man :) Welcome to Cerb and I hope all is well! Sending you lots of love always Carley xox

Another Lady Miss Carley Chase visits Fredericton once in awhile, a very beautiful lady to spend some funtime with.

Anyone have any comments about her?

Her name is Tatyana, and she worked briefly at 335 Henderson before they moved. She's a slender redhead in her late thirties, I would say. She works out of a private residence. She is friendly and chatty, and provided a decent massage, I left happy. Her prices are commensurate with those at many other local places. I will probably place her in my rotation and repeat in the future.

never heard of this one and can't find the ad anywhere - good luck

Someone please PM me on this lady! I am intereated as well.....

Hi there Kate! Everyone has those days, where you want to call it quits or throw a nail file at someone. Just breathe. Go do something during these moments, for yourself that is positive reinforcement, so you don't feel down on yourself. Some people cancel, or don't show up, that's with every profession. I myself have had days like that. When I need a breather I leave my phone on to know if I am wanted and give myself, me time to calm myself. Being alone after a while, along with the typical stresses of socializing with the time wasters and such can make one lose it a little sometimes. I have had moments where I had a lot on my plate personally, to go along with no shows etc, and have taken entire days off, to just get a hold of myself. There's nothing wrong with stepping back and focusing on you. Allow yourself to take control of your needs and simply remind yourself that it will get better. You are bright and fruitful, and you will make it. Bad days happen and there will always be idiots contacting you looking to play games or score unrealistic specials or simply not show up. Just love yourself, in simple terms. Let the BS roll off and move forward. Hope that helped, Kitten xo

Paradise Spa is a relatively new location, discrete, but easily accessible to all, minutes off the 417, near Bayshore Mall. The exterior does not scream MP, and traditional sessions of massage and tanning can also be found. The rooms are very clean, well appointed and very comfortable. The ladies are courteous, very pretty and very skilled at what they do. It is not full service, so don't get your hopes up. However if you don't leave fully satisfied, it is probably your fault, not theirs. It is very, very enjoyable, the ladies erotic and the place is run professionally and should be able to be around for a long time. Great spot for west end play!!

Whenever I get frustrated with the type of contact I'm receiving I take a breath and tell myself to have gratitude. It sounds kind of silly but it's difficult to carry gratitude all day, every day and it helps for me to remind myself of it. I find that once I say thank you for the ability to do this job, the awesome people I do get to meet and the wonderful opportunities it's opened up for me in my life I come down in stress. I know that it's tough sometimes, I think we all get to the point where we've had enough and just want to throw our phones out the window. If it's stress that continues for more than a couple days I simply take a step back, have a bit of time off and come back when I'm refreshed.