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peeling purple liquid latex paint off my body after the show. creepy.. but fun :) (and yes, pictures appearing shortly in an album near you)

This a real thing "thighbrow" or "thigh brow" and it's getting popular. Thigh brow is that little crease that happens above your thigh when you sit on your knees or just simply sit down on a chair. Here are a few examples. They are sexy....aren't they? So next time you see a lady where you can see her thighs check out her thigh brows and compliment her on it, she will like it !

Good morning, Thank you for the warm hospitality, sunshine and great company. I look forward to seeing you again soon. xoxo Emily

Here's one I just made up: penitration. :) I'd be pleased to give demonstrations of the meaning of this noun.

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Ariel was delighting admirers on Thursday night!! Additional Comments: Jenny was in this afternoon (Saturday).

I think there's a big difference between special needs/special requests versus rude menu inquiry. SP's that clearly state they don't offer menu's and don't like being asked won't like the following inquiries: "Hey babe what's on your menu?" "Rates/restrictions?" "What do I get in a session with you?" "Hey baby do you x, cuz if not that's a deal breaker" "So is it safe to assume you offer x,y,z?" A better approach would be: "Hi Bailey, I was really intrigued by your pictures on your website and I was hoping to find out if my request would be appropriate and amenable to you. You see I am unable to do x, and while I enjoy the company of a woman, my fetish leans more to the Y side and I wanted to ask in advance if this is something you would be comfortable with." Or "Hi Janice Perhaps I have an unusual request for you, and I absolutely respect your preference for not being asked about your menu. The problem for me is that I have x limitation, and I have a particular fetish. I was wondering if I would be able to inquire if my fetish is something that you would be open to? It's in regards to z. Thank you" Generally Sp's are not heartless creatures, and we do understand some guys see ladies for alternative or limited interaction sessions. But it depends on how you approach them and come across. Making a simple polite request with a brief explanation as to why you are limited and looking for something you are unsure of them being comfortable with is different than just asking for a menu and likely ignoring them when they do bother to respond to you. Some ladies do not want to discuss a list of services because of the new law, and others don't want to list out services to be reduced to a menu card, because generally guys asking are really asking for WIDE OPEN MENUS and sometimes unsafe services, and regardless of what we respond they either don't reply or can push "well if you don't offer x then i'll go somewhere else" I'm pretty sure you're not acting like that, so just be honest and use a polite approach and describe what the issue is and what your fetish is as best you can. If however it's something like you can only "finish" in a certain way with a porn star type of act, then you may put off some providers in the end, but based on what you've said i'm not entirely sure what it is you are looking for.

There are probably a lot of answers to this problem on here already, but I thought I would bring this up in a new thread. Some people do not know the lengths that providers go through to make themselves available for you. 1. we have a profile and/or a website that requires maintenance to keep up to date, taking up some of our time. 2. we have ads that we place elsewhere so that we have a variety of avenues in which you can communicate with us, which also require maintenance. 3. we spend many hours of a week just answering texts, phone calls and emails to your inquiries. 4. we keep ourselves fit, meaning we are spending time working out, whether that be at home, or going to a gym. 5. beauty is not instant, so we take the time to have manicured nails, hairstyles, spending time shopping for just the right products and articles of clothing. 6. maintenance of our locations, whether they be where we live or a place we rent just for these occasions. (cleaning services are not free, or we do it ourselves, meaning more hours in a week dedicated to what we provide) 7. we purchase professional photography so that we have nice pictures to display for your pleasure. 8. we ask for a little bit of notice to prepare for your date, as we all have a life outside of this. 9. communication and understanding on our part for discretion is very important to both gentlemen and the provider. 10. we have almost zero information about you coming to us, but we are expected to reveal all about ourselves. So why in the hell is it so difficult to let us know when you can't make it to a booking? We provide you with our addresses, our time and our efforts to be able to entertain you at your request. I have noticed over the last several months that more and more bookings are no more than a ploy to gain access to our whereabouts and have nothing to do with actually wanting to see us. Why is that? Do guys take pleasure in making us run around so that we can accommodate you when you have no intention of showing up? Is it a thrill that you get from the fact that we are getting ready for you and you are just sitting back at home kicking back on the sofa watching tv? I don't know about other providers, but I spend an average of 12 hours a week just answering twitter and emails. I go to the gym everyday for an hour at least. I spend to keep my appearance up. I provide a nice place to entertain you (at a cost). I take the time to confirm and/or reschedule so that it can fit into your schedule (with no regard to my own schedule). So why can't you follow through if you have made a commitment to see me? I find it very inconsiderate and disrespectful when someone makes a booking and then just doesn't bother to show up or let me know they can't make it. All it takes is a little effort on the guys part to do this. Just look at the efforts that the girls are putting out there. When a booking is made and confirmed, we do not book another person for that time. It is made for you. Not for a bunch of guys and going to whatever one shows up first. I do know that perhaps traffic can be bad, accidents, s/o suddenly appears, but you can always go to a bathroom/hallway/garage and let us know you can't make it. Guys make a big stink when providers don't show up, sometimes it is for the same reasons above, bad traffic, stuck somewhere, meetings that go over time at work, but we take the time to let you know we are running late, why can't you show us the same courtesy? For some providers, this is their livelihood, it is how they survive. For others it is a fun side business, but nonetheless, would it kill you to let us know? There is nothing more frustrating to me than to go to a restaurant somewhere and find that I can't get in, it's why I make a reservation! If you are going to make a reservation with us, please have the courtesy to let us know asap if you are not able to make it. We spend hours to prepare for you, take a minute to tell us. I have had some wonderful encounters from the gentlemen on Lyla, and from other sites, but also some frustrating ones that pull this crap. Be courteous to us, we are to you. My rant after a very frustrating 2 weeks.

I've met Lea and she's a wonderful lady. Her pic's are 100% real, she's cute, petite with a beautiful spinners body. Very friendly and I felt very comfortable with her. If you have the opportunity to visit with her I can highly recommend it.

Hi everyone I am writing this not only to recommend the young woman i met but also to clear up some confusion on this forum. There have been lots of positive things written about Tiffany but it became apparent even before i visited her today that the recommendations are directed at two different girls. The young lady with the pretty tattoo on her tummy has only been in the industry for a few months and as such anything directed at Tiffany 2012 is not in reference to her. The irony however is that I had not contacted the new girl on BP because i new she was very young and i wanted to avoid any chance of pursuing my fantasies at the risk the expense of another person. I in no way mean that younger girls are not happily working as an sp i just wanted to be certain that those i am with are doing it partly for the fun of it. However after reading so many glowing recommendations and decided to contact her and i am very glad i did. While The young lady i met was barely over 20 she had the maturity of someone much older ( a level that many of my guy friends will never achieve.) I drove from Fredericton to Moncton to see her at 8am and as she said she would she texted me at 6am to make sure i was still coming. In many ways i am reluctant to post a recommendation on her because i know it will increase the number of good choices she already has and will probably mean that i wont get an 1.5 next time for my hour booking. Needless to say she does not look at the time when you arrive and in our case we finished when we had all the fun i could handle with out getting my hands on some sort of energy drink. Tiffany 2014 is worthy of the high praise that others have given Tiffany 2012 and i owe it to the gentlemen of this forum to highly recommend her

amazingly enough, still finding remnants of purple liquid latex paint in random spots on my body... relaxing a bit to the lovely sounds of B-Tribe..."Sensual Sensual" album.... contemplating a nap before dance class.......lovely afternoon to curl up in bed and puuuur for a while I think.. long night last night (painting me started at about 3pm.. got home and most of it off me around 5am! ACK!) tiiiired cat today.... but would rather die than miss dance class ;)

Sensual Katherine is here all week to play with you . I will be doing my best to fill a very beautiful and legendary pair of shoes that is usually here for you ! I promise to do my best to keep you happy , most of you know where to find me. If we have not met, I am Halifax's playful, red headed vixen . My friends describe me as edgy, daring and ever changing . Two dates with me will never be the same. Most importantly I will see that our time together is exactly as you hoped . Katherine http://Www.sensualkatherine.net 902 456 8694

Hi Everyone My name is Skylar & I'm a petite beauty with booty here to take all your tension & stiffness away. I strive to provide the best experience possible for those who enjoy the finer things in life. I'M NEWLY INDEPENDENT!! Tuesday from 10am-10pm **I am flexible with scheduled appointments to accommodate a time that is more convenient for you!** Book in advance to guarantee your special time with me :wink: I have experience as an exotic dancer and some of you may recognize me from a few of your favourite stripclubs in the Ottawa/Gatineau area!? I'm open-minded, sweet & fun and I love being in the massage industry ! I am looking forward to getting you alone & relaxed soon in my new studio! (So much fun!) My Availability For This Week Is: Tuesday from 10am-10pm Wednesday from 10am-10pm Thursday from 10am-10pm Friday from 10am-10pm Saturday from 10am-10pm Sunday OFF **I am flexible with scheduled appointments to accommodate a time that is more convenient for you!** Please text or call me at 613 462 4762 to reserve your precious time with me! xoxo You can visit my Cerb Profile & see more pictures: Here! & Check Out My New Recommendations: HERE! & My DUO Recommendation HERE! xoxo Skylar

Hi! I'll be back in Ottawa from the afternoon of this Wed (24th) until 12pm on Friday (26th). As always, I'll be in a discreet, smoke-free location with ample street & lot parking available. During my visit, both day time and night sessions are available. (Late night visits by advance booking only) Also, I'm an early bird so don't be shy if early mornings are a good time for you (some advance notice needed, unless PJs, bleary eyes and a teddy bear being dragged by his paw is your thing) It never hurts to ask though =-) For those of you I have yet the pleasure of meeting, here's a bit more about myself. I'm someone who is open-minded & enjoys romance as well as the wild loss of control where chemistry causes a lack of inhibitions and even for those who are more daring... the darker world of fetish, bdsm, role playing & domination etc. I'm a slim & athletic but curvy 5'7, (5'11 with heels) 36D 24 34 with very long (real) dark hair and big blue/green eyes. I invite you to visit my profile to learn more about me and see some of my pix. I just added a bunch of new ones! Planning ahead is recommended but not necessary. I am available for over-night companionship and dinner dates (obviously we'd have to plan ahead for that lol) as well.I'm educated, worldly, well cultured, unassuming and have eclectic taste in everything from music to hobbies to philosophy. I think versatility is the spice of life. So I can be soft and delicate, wild and eager to please, impish and Fun or assertive, domineering and nasty. I'm a passionate person and not afraid to dive deep into someone I am with.. So don't be shy to tell me what mood you are in and I can tap into that part of my psyche and have a great time doing it. =) I LOVE getting all dressed up and requests are more than welcome. I have a vast array of outfits, (school girl, sexy stripper, romantic lingerie & domina (PVC,Latex etc), regular/secretary) as well as tools for the more daring of adventurers. I aim to please because I want to see you again when I next visit. Chez moi $240h $160hh (multiple hours work on declining scale. Benefits to on-going relationship/frequent visits.) 2hr $440 3hr $600 Please contact me if interested in Overnights, 24hr and Multi-Day-Get-Away packages. Chez vous $290h (within reasonable distance) For Dom, Fetish & BDSM, please see below. Women and Couples also, very very welcome (additional contribution for additional companion Fetishes, BDSM and/or domination, are by hobbyist specific request only and further contributions may or may not be requested, depending on several factors. IE the nature of the subject, frequency of visits, appointment length, number of extra specialties within one appointment and so on. I pride myself on being very fair to both of us in my pricing. For those who are interested in such ventures; I am very well versed in this world and have a great selection of equipment/toys/attire etc. As for fetishes, many have been surprised that I was the one girl who actually heard of "it" before. =) To see what others have to say about the time they've spent with me, please check out my recos via the link below. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=53018 And don't forget you can check out my profile for pics and a bit more about me. My face, Tattoos & piercings are hidden for discretion's sake but photos are otherwise unaltered. Please allow a few days for reply via PM. Text is best for prompt reply.. Please note, nowhere near all my interests are listed here. Im very versatile and um... creative *giggle* No private numbers please. Hope to hear from you soon! Kisses, JessyCeleste 613-793-4183

Hello / Bonjour :grin: Alison 5'3 105 LBS 34C Brown Eye's & Long Brown Hair Curious about what a massage with me is like... Check my recommendations Click Here and if you want to know even more Click Here **I take pride in what I do and in every session with me you will be treated like a king, pampered and massaged (gently or with a little more pressure :icon_wink:), I love to give body slides with just the right amount of oil to really heat up the session...and showers for two, how fun, the hot water dripping off our skin.... But I can type about this all day, you'll never know until you try....** My availability this week: Sunday 10-4 Tuesday 9-4 Wednesday 9-4 Thursday 9-4 Friday 9-4 Saturday 9-4 Too book our time together call 6138208887 or PM me

Hello Everyone! I'm Mia! Your Hot & Sexy New Latin Sensation In Ottawa East! I'm a 29yr old, 5'4, 34C Exotic & Kinky Latina/Italian Beauty with Gorgeous Curves! ***** I Have A Rich Mane Of Long Dark Hair & Beautiful Glowing Tanned Skin! *** You want what I have in store for you :wink: *** Brace yourself for my undivided attention & absolute enthusiasm! Allow me to fulfill your fantasies... I'm Available: **NEXT ON TUESDAY** Currently from 10am until 10pm! ********** Also This Week On: Thursday, Feb 25th: 4pm-10pm Friday, Feb 26th: 10am-4pm Saturday, Feb 27th: 10am-4pm too! ***** Please Call 613 680 8059 To Reserve Our Time Together! xoxo MIA

I couldn't agree more with the OP's account of Nini whom I met a while ago. She advertised only on CL and it was just sheer luck that I picked her phone no. first when I decided to give her a call ( there was no name on her ad.). She's fun, enthusiastic and bubbly with a strong will to learn. Her place was a bit challenging to find since it was very new and my Google Map didn't seem to locate the new area. But with her on the phone giving directions, I soon found her place in a quiet and nice neighborhood. I had a good time with her and would not hesitate to repeat.

http://newbrunswick.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ototot-new-virgin-kitty-in-town/2072925 Additional Comments: Nevermind. Just tineyed her pics and one was posted online two years ago on some random website. It is not even her. I would suggest staying away.

Waking up to +6 in Halifax....

I am not surprised that Barbie is getting a make over to reflect the times.. as for the original doll being based on a call girl that was not something I knew. I girls all played with Barbies and thoroughly enjoyed the experience the dolls allowed them to use their imagination in play as they acted out real life themes through the stories they created with the dolls. I entirely agree that the body shape of the dolls was entirely unrealistic but I am not sure that had much of an impact on my girls but accept it might have on other. My daughters also played with poly pockets and my little pony and cabbage patch kids and they were not that realistic either. When I look at my girls and see how amazingly focused, smart, caring and engaged they are in the world as young adults I don't think the Barbies did much harm... for me it's as more about the overall messaging they get from the people around them parents teachers etc then the specific toy they play with. Just my Opinion

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Hi there Ladies and Gents! I'm available late as I have been sleeping in a lot. It's been nice. Don't let the rain get you down. Let's get down instead! I will be available upon request via my website. www.brodystylesxo.com I offer the full, laid back,quirky girlfriend rendezvous, along with several types of massage . I have big blue eyes and hour glass figure, to go along with a marvelously cheeky and nerdy side! I am a nurturer and a giver and am not well suited with suitors who prefer a quick fix. I am attracted to the whole concept of intimacy and am also into several fetishes, which include feet. I definitely would have to say, that I appeal to several personalities as long as you are respectful and clean. I offer a laid back, sensual tone but also a tone of 'Let's get weird", to the appropriate occasion. I offer out and in calls. In call is offered in our Nation's Capital at a non- commercial, private residence.

I'm available tomorrow morning for frisky adventures, snuggles and kisses. I hope to give you a great start to your weekend. -Chloe Summers [email protected] 613-981-5214

Hello Gentlemen! Are you wanting some attention? Not getting what you need at home? Come see me for your massage and play services. Safe services always! Established gentlemen preferred Please use discretion while communicating

I saw Lea again today and I asked her why there were only a few references for her here. We had a great discussion about the difference aspects of the hobby scene. Suffice it to say that she is very cautious and selective about who she meets. That is understandable given the complexity of the scene in and of itself, let alone those who are bent on being disrespectful, arrogant, rude or demeaning to SPs. As a mature, respectful, sensual and passionate man, Lea and I get along famously and she is amazing company. She is beautiful, intelligent, witty, ambitious, petite, toned and very passionate - quite the combination. If you treat her respectfully I can assure you she will treat you like a king - the experience we all seek, I believe. Lea is worth your effort, time and respect - without question!

And those are the ones the public knows about. I've seen evil people (convicted criminals), not just some that were in the media spotlight, but many more who the vast majority of the public hasn't heard of. Some of their crimes as heinous if not worse than the criminals we know about. What they did to other human beings would make someone sick. And then lets look at the world, dictators like Hitler and the genocide of six million Jews and Stalin with the Purges, the Rwanda genocide where 800,000 Tutsi killed by Hutu, Srebrenica massacre, Pol Pot and the killings in Cambodia, and so on. The list sadly is likely endless. Does evil exist, yes...and unfortunately, when you look at the world, is more the norm than the exception What causes evil and why does it exist, I just don't know. RG

Evil does exist and some of them are in Canadian Prisons, Such as Paul Bernardo, Robert Picton, Russell Williams, they all murdered women and there is Luka Magnota who decapitated a man and sent body parts to politicians including Stephen Harper. What they did id total evil, at least from my perspective

The devil exist in Canada his name is Stephen Harper

Yes the devil exists and his name is Donald Trump ;)

Evil does not exist except in the human mind. Let me remind you of Buda's main mantra. Suffering only exists as the human mind develops it. In other words life is perfect just as we are right now. We develop maladies large and small according to our needs . We believe we need to suffer so we conjure pain, suffering and even insanity. Most humans need suffering to identify with so we just create it . There it is , we are now that cancer, infection, brain disease or what ever we need to attach ourselves to. All human beings are perfect and totally capable of healing ourselves. However we identify so strongly to our Distress we won't allow happiness into out lives. It is the same with evil, it does not exist until we let in into out lives . If we don't see it does not exist. To try and be more clear we all allow certain things in our lives. Hard as this may be to accept the good, bad and in between is all out our inner thoughts brought into reality. What ever I wish for today will come to me tomorrow , hands down. Those who wish for evil ... I'm not sure.

I agree! If that's what he wanted to do, who is she to complain about it? She got paid. If she wants second, third or fourth rounds, she needs to find herself a person she can have fun with on her own time. That's what I do. At least that way I will not put my expectations on a man who may or may not be looking for the same experience. We offer a service and for the most part, it is what the customer wants and of course within our limits and boundaries of what we are willing and/or not willing to offer. While in a perfect world, both parties should feel pleasured, sometimes this is not always the case. The customer should always come ( or should I say "cum" lol) first.

I don't believe in bartering. Simply pay the lady what she is asking or find another service provider who is in your price range!

We are not a fucking restaurant. Stop comparing us to it. Some people really love mcdonalds, not because their price because of the juicy burger they get while other prefer the kegs. There is some WELL reviewed SP here that charge between 180-400/hr and some of them have dozen of pages of reviews. It doesn't make the lower end rates less worth it or less "upscale" than the ladies that charge 400

I was doing what I normally do each morning checking the posts on LYLA and my twitter feed when I came across a Twitter post from the wonderful LYLA Goddess Autumn Raine http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=110704 In her twitter post she was promoting her new Massage Spa services (opens this Friday by the way) that she is introducing with a Electronic Poster she developed While perusing her new spa services poster I came across the phrase "Autumn's Whole Sha-Bang" and frankly it just made me smile... what a great word... I had of course heard of it before but never really in this context and frankly it's a great word for this industry... "The Whole Sha-Bang Booking" you know, one with everything included (for the uninitiated I am of course referring to tiddlewinks and a movie). Well being the a*ss that I am I decided to Google the term and things got even better when I noted the word has a meaning in computer programing but it also has an abbreviation #! Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shebang_(Unix) So just imagine the new opening texts we could see in future when guys are making a booking.... "Hi...saw your ad on LYLA and you look amazing are you available this afternoon for #!?" Let's face it that's way shorter then typing tiddlewinks lolol The Urban Dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shabangalso had definitions... "shabang - everything including the extras... comes with the whole shabang" or "Shabang ... the person in your group that usually gets the party crackin, and keeps the party crackin. Without this person you can sit for hours bored wondering where this person is." or "Sha-Bang...it means like EVERYTHING HOT so if you say a girl or guy has the whole Sha-Bang it means their gorgeous and have it ALL... making you turn your head to stare!" Hey they all seem appropriate to me.... such a great multi-purpose word for this industry.... feel free to use it as you see fit lol

Hi Jessy, Welcome to Toronto! My recommendation would be Downtown for sure. Most populated area with all top businesses and business travelers concentrated in relatively small area with convenient public transportation. Parking in Toronto Downtown is always a problem and should not be considered as required option for location. Location must be close to subway station and it is better to be close to business/ financial district - it is around Bay & Queen or University & Queen. You will have lunch time business clients and after work clients. If you consider hotel for hosting, I would recommend - Eaton Chelsea at 33 Gerrard St West - very good location and proven convenient one as many ladies use it. - Sheraton at 123 Queen St West - very close to business district and "escort friendly" as well. Hope it helps, and let us know when you are coming :-) TM

I'm the cutie with the tats :)

Hello everyone I am the one and only Sexy Jenny from BP. I'd like to thank everyone who has taken the time to write a review of me. Thanks again and hope to hear more positive feedback. Take care!

I will speak for myself, as not everyone feels the same way. I wrote a blog once about feeling like a McDonalds drive thru. "I'd like a ... And ... And ... And ..." "Would you like to supersize your order?, drive to the first window please." The funny thing is, what they want is what I love, but I felt like I was being broken down into a sum of parts and not looking at the whole experience. So, when the laws changed, I decided to take control of how communication was done. It's not that I have an issue with LE, but I finally have the ability to determine what is and is not acceptable. Yes, I loose out on some invitations, but they are the ones I don't really want to meet. Personally, I would approach it with first asking if she would like to have a discussion about how you envision your encounter. That is completely different then someone texting me out of no where saying I want X, y, and z. It can be a bit of a shock when I'm expecting "hello, my name is ..., how are you doing", vs "I want X, y , z. So, if you open the communication first, ask if she is interested in a discussion, you will find that she might be open to the discussion. Good luck.

I met Lea on a trip to St. John's, I have met her on two occasions. The first time I offered to meet her for a coffee in a public place. I like this because she is new to this and I have a chance to see if she is legit and if I would want to do a multi hour date. First impression is that she is a 30 something lady, that is good looking with a body a 20 year old would envy. She is reserved at first but makes you comfortable once you get a feel for each other. I got the impression that she is looking for a select few clients that she could see on a regular basis and is looking to enjoy the whole experience and explore the scene. I guess I passed the interview, haha , but only had time on this trip for a short visit later in the week. I would recommend her if you want to spend time with a low volume and hot,mature lady. By mature I mean smart and educated. I haven't experienced the multi hour date I wanted to, but the short date we did have, showed me that she is well worth the effort . Be respectful and you will be rewarded.

Hey Gents! I'm available today in the west end bells corners . Lets play.. Available till late Text me directly 613. 255. 5904 Xo 5'7 145LBS BLONDE HAIR GREEN EYES 36C 613. 255. 5904 TEXT