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I agree with Gordo. Few words to be said.

The expression GF Experience is completely different then quoting a specific act. Its an experience, and does not mean anything sexual will happen. It means, you have an amazing experience just like you would have with your girlfriend. Your girlfriend does like playing naked twister right? My opinion only.

this girl looks hot, love her photos, they check out in Google image search. I contacted her but her in call is in a part of town I wasn't completely comfortable with That doesn't necessarily mean it wouldn't be a good experience but just wondering if anyone's met her. I don't visit certain areas with reference! Additional Comments: http://halifax.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/addictive-barbie-i-what-i-do-it-shows-eliteratedin-and-out-callreal-sexy-9022100434/2115159

Everytime I come on here it seems its the same guys asking about different girls and same guys leaving reviews and sharing their experiences. Yet there is a lot of guys in Kingston that view this site and I am guessing some of them must book a girl once in a while. So come on guys , lets all help,each other. If you see a girl , either write up a review or leave a quick message here. I got to admit , I have written up a few reviews on here about some of the girls I have spent time with but not them all, and its kinda because no one seems to want to write about their own experiences. So I sometimes dont feel like letting anyone know about a girl weather it was a good or bad time. So take the time and wrote something . We need to help each other out with warnings about the bad ones and also praises for all the amazing ones out there. It also helps out the girl. So I you like ger and want ger to return , take time to tell everyone. More chance of her wanting to come back if we see a review that makes us also want to enjoy an hr or so with her.

For the best wishes and concern regarding the recent events with my daughter in Haiti .. Please know she will be departing on Friday night and will be back safe and sound on Canadian soil by early Saturday morning .. Thanks be to God xo

Hey gents I'm a energetic and fun lady who knows how to have some fun. I'm hush-hush and very professional :) Our time together will be yours to let loose and make your fantasies come true. Email only [email protected] all photos are real and recent!!! Weekend specials ! After our visit I'll send 3 professional adult photos for you to remember me buy ! Can't await to hear from you ! Let's get this weekend started :) Ashley/Sweetie506 xoxox

Good afternoon, I have some great news....I am going to be coming to visit you in Halifax this coming week! I'll be arriving on Wednesday, March 2nd, and staying until Friday the 4th. I am so excited to see you! ( now picture me, and you... But with long, blond hair ) ( make me yours ) One thing I would like to mention firstly is, if you have any special requests please don't be shy to ask. I want our time together to be something you will never forget, and if there is a way to make it even more special I would be more then happy to accommodate, if possible. These are some thing we could do today....... Trying new things, teaching you new things and you teaching me new things. Role play, submissive, dominant....... all things that I love. I am sensual, and seductive; but I know when it's time to get a little naughty, and rough. I will give you everything. Even a very passionate head to toe rub. What could make this any better you ask?...... Well, maybe it's the way I make you fell sooooo comfortable from the moment we meet. It will be like we have known each other for years, or maybe it's that my personality will leave you amazed. You'll know that I'm honest, sincere, and that you have never met anyone like me before. You'll never want to leave. I hope you had a marvelous week, and I cannot wait to see you! Lots of love to you always Carley xox

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

Blonde, busty student with a pretty face, light blue eyes and full lips. I am clean, discreet and open minded.

I have seen her. That's all I have to say.

You will need to find out more... Stop by and see me in Orleans this Friday 9 am - 9 Pm ( till 10 pm for those I have met previously) with short notice at my private, discreet location. I would love to indulge you in a slow, steamy escape away from the daily stresses of life. Peruse my new pictures by clicking here: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=4180 If this is your first time meeting me, please call directly. If we have met before, text is fine. No private messages for booking please as I'm not always here to answer them. Care to know more? Read on... Gentlemen, I am a voluptuous creamy soft skinned with dirty blonde highlighted hair standing in at 5'3" (a more statuesque 5'8" in heels) with an impressive 38 DD naturals and pretty face with seductive blue/green eyes that are perfect with my impressive skills. I have an hourglass physique with a nice behind. I seek out mature, respectful gentlemen 30 years of age or older. Underneath it all, I possess a distinct prowess and the maturity of a 30's woman who wants to rock your world! An experience with me is passionate, fun and surprisingly relaxing. Be prepared to be mesmerized by my talents. You will feel refreshed when we say goodbye. Kindly take a moment to click on my name above to peruse my photo albums and recommendations" Photo albums - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 Recommendations - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=N&t=28638 My location is in Orleans and is an upscale, clean, quiet and discreet location. Free parking available. Shower facilities, fresh sheets, towels and all other amenities for your comfort. TRIBUTES: I host - You come to visit me. At this time I primarily offer same day availability. My services are all inclusive ( therefore no negotiation) for an unrushed, satisfying, sensual and fun encounter. "I Host" Tributes: ( My location only) Rates are firm. $120 -30 mins $160 - 45 mins $200 - 1 hour Please note the rates listed above. Tributes are for my time and companionship. CONTACT: My number is 613-404-7*8*8*7*. Calling/texting me directly is the quickest way to receive a response. I don't offer email as a method of contact. No blocked calls or payphones will be answered.. Call/text me directly please to receive a quicker response. I hope to see you this week so we can have some mutual fun together! If we have met previously, please let me know. I look forward to meeting you! Please be 30+. Thank-you

Madison is now the day time assistant manager.

Not sure if you're looking for MA's but Hannah is a lovely redhead MA at Angel's Touch.

OK. So you don't feel that the perpetrators themselves constitute an acceptable portion of society for an alternative view. Perhaps, but I don't necessarily agree. The acceptance or lack there of from their relative time or place determines the degree of atrocity. How about another example from our own western society but from a different time frame? It was common to accept rape as a part of warfare in our past. Promise of the "spoils of war for the Victor" was commonplace, and the spoils was understood to mean not only silver and coins, but the wives and daughters of the slain men from the places you conquered. Acceptable by today's standards? Absolutely not. Even perhaps questionable at the time, but common practice. It was all simply a matter of convincing your own men of the evil of the other side. Then you can justify anything. The problem is that both sides were usually so convinced of their own righteousness and the evil of the other side that they could justify anything. God's will of course. Could both be right that the other side was evil? They both believed it and felt that god was on their side against the evils of the other side. It was their duty to fight that evil. OK let's take another approach to the question. If evil exists outside the mind of humans, then does it follow suit that it would continue to exist after we are gone? If there are no humans to see it, or blame it for things they deem wrong, would it exist? This is a trickier question as it calls into account your beliefs in a god and therefore some sort of evil anti god. My beliefs are that what we percieve as evil would not exist. The lion would continue to eat the gazelle because it was hungry. Not because it was evil. I am also not using these arguments to let people off the hook for their actions. On the contrary. I am using them to hold people perfectly accountable for their actions. If you hurt someone or do something horrible, then that was all you. You can't blame some devil or fictional force to lighten your responsibility. People can be a**holes admitted but they choose to be. Nobody and nothing made them do it.

lol everyone is different.... I like the porn stuff ..I dont feel it is disrespectful.. ITS all in the providers feelings... if you cant laugh and say HA! I was here!!!... I think your doing it wrong.. I am not here to make love...do that to your wife...LOL btw you can buy whale sperm facial cream for .. or get the HIGH protein male hobbyist cream lol... pulled from google ... How much is whale sperm worth? Ken only realised its potential value after an online search revealed the substance was ambergris, an ingredient used in the manufacture of perfume. A French dealer has offered £43,000 but experts say the lump of hardened intestinal slurry from a sperm whale could be worth twice as much. Grandmother claims sperm facials are her anti-ageing ... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/.../Youthful-grandmother-67-claims-sperm-facials-... Mar 19, 2014 - Stella Ralfini says that her key to eternal youth is semen facials ... Skincare secret: She advises people to 'scoop this amazing sperm . lol

Surfing the net .. relaxing quietly .. having happy thoughts of seeing my daughter soon

Hi guys, Im taking appointments for Friday, hosting in my private residence on the Gatineau side (Aylmer sector). Tattoes, curvy, busty & friendly playmate that loves to give & receive. I ask for a donation of 120hh - 160hr. I can be reached at 613-701-7776. Enjoy this wet weather outside today ;) xox Christy

Hey Guys ... Ready to have the time of your life ? To get tease at the point that you can't take it anymore ? I am in a sexy mood today and I can't wait to get you on my massage table.. Who know what's gonna happen.. Maybe I would tie you up or maybe I will kiss every cm of your skin... Curious about what a massage with me is like... Check my recommendations Click Here and if you want to know even more Click Here **I take pride in what I do and in every session with me you will be treated like a king, pampered and massaged (gently or with a little more pressure :icon_wink:), I love to give body slides with just the right amount of oil to really heat up the session...and showers for two, how fun, the hot water dripping off our skin.... But I can type about this all day, you'll never know until you try....** My availability this week Today 9-4 Friday 9-4 Saturday 9-4 Too book our time together call 613-820-8887 or PM me

Always excited to be coming to Nfld! If we haven't yet had the pleasure to meet, allow me to introduce myself... I'm that special lady for gentlemen accustomed to a warm, friendly quality companion. My personality is best described as flirtatious, playful and affectionate. I love to laugh and have a natural ability to engage as if we have known one another for years. My reviews: click here Visiting StJohn's March 10-12th Advance Booking Recommended! My exotic looks will captivate you. I am tall -5'8, fit & toned, busty(36DD) with long blonde hair and ocean blue eyes. My soft kissable lips and silky skin adores the attention of a man's touch and my extensive collection of beautiful lingerie will surely put a smile on your face with stockings and heels to compliment my look. I provide an upscale hotel suite for our intimate unrushed encounter.Your need for discretion is always valued, I only ask the same in return. If you can see yourself being seductively spoiled... please see my website sierra-halifaxescort.com or email [email protected] . Truly Yours, Sierra xoxo

BLOWN AWAY. (pun intended) Allison 613 890-2641

Layah Lee LeRoux Fun-Sized Temporary Girlfriend Bookings available any time day or night, 7 days a week WARNING: Contact with Layah can be habit forming!!! Hey boys! Looking for a great way to keep yourselves warm this winter? A hard working man needs to make sure he plays just as hard and I'm the perfect playmate to help you do just that. As a well recommended and verified temporary girlfriend, I offer companionship as well as a wide range of relaxing and stimulating girlfriend-type activities such as massage, private dances, going on outings, cuddling up for a movie, etc. Have your cake and eat it too by enjoying the many advantages of having a girlfriend without the strings or commitment. See what your fellow hobbyists have said about their encounters with me here. Because I know that most men are visual creatures, I encourage you to take a look at my photo albums here. If your interest is piqued or you are interested in getting together some time, Please contact me by text 613-400-6453 at least 45 minutes to an hour in advance for same day bookings. Email http://[email protected] is acceptable if booking 24 hours or more in advance. PMs may not be read/replied to in time so please use this as a last resort. Please Note: Private calls will not be answered

The "I am a" was taken away, and there is no option to complete the section. My OCD drives me crazy when I see it, but it can't be deleted.

It used to be customizable, but some changes were made to things a while back and it isn't any more. But there's still the Custom User Title (on the Edit Your Details page) which you can set to something interesting.

Hello / Bonjour :grin: Alison 5'3 105 LBS 34C Brown Eye's & Long Brown Hair Curious about what a massage with me is like... Check my recommendations Click Here and if you want to know even more Click Here **I take pride in what I do and in every session with me you will be treated like a king, pampered and massaged (gently or with a little more pressure :icon_wink:), I love to give body slides with just the right amount of oil to really heat up the session...and showers for two, how fun, the hot water dripping off our skin.... But I can type about this all day, you'll never know until you try....** My availability this week: Wednesday 9-4 Thursday 9-4 Friday 9-4 Saturday 9-4 Too book our time together call 6138208887 or PM me

By asking publicly, I think you did just the right thing. None of the serious SPs or MAs could recommend you, as we don't know you yet, but you will soon find out that this industry can be very isolating. Therefore, we do organize some events, most of them privatly, so we can get to know each other. With all the warnings I have, I wouldn't be the one to help you out, but I'm sure if you keep posting your questions, ladies will answer it. Also, if you check our post count, thanks and rep points on the top right corner of our post, you will find pretty reliable ladies to help you out. Now, as if somebody would send you a PM regarding your post would be surprising, unless you have more specific questions. Also guys can have great inputs, espescially about building your profile/website. What are the info needed, the type of font you should use (some are visually impaired), designs they want to see, ... Put love in it, and they will send the love back. And last, but the MOST important thing, always respect one's privacy, including not sending unsollicitated PMs. Start new threads with your questions, or on any subject you wish (keeping it legal), ask for inputs, and answers will start pouring in. You seem very sweet, and if you keep it real, I wouldn't be surprise to see a reco in the near future. Good luck!

This issue must be one of form, not substance. There are literally dozens of posts in which new members ask "can anyone recommend a Lady who does X", to which the standard reply is "find a Lady who attracts you and ask her if she does X". This answer is so uniformly given, without controversy, by Ladies and clients alike, that it *cannot* be inherently wrong to ask a Lady "do you do X?" The issue, therefore, must be the *way* in which the question is asked. If it is asked in a way which is demeaning or insulting, then that is a problem. But of course to address a Lyla Lady in a way which is demeaning or insulting would be just as objectionable if the question were about location, donation, or for that matter the weather. This is really only Castle's initial question in starting this thread: given that there are right ways and wrong ways to ask "do you do X", what are the right ways?

Hi! I'll be visiting Ottawa from the afternoon of Wed (24th) until noon on Friday (26th). I usually announce myself in the escort scheds& announcements where I mention my paraphilia side, but I thought Id say hi here just in case there are some who don't check that section. As always, I'll be in a discreet, smoke-free location with ample street & lot parking available. During my visit, both day time and night sessions are available. (Late night visits by advance booking only) Also, I'm an early bird so don't be shy if early mornings are a good time for you (some advance notice needed, unless PJs, bleary eyes and a teddy bear being dragged by his paw is your thing) It never hurts to ask though =-) For those of you I have yet the pleasure of meeting, here's a bit more about myself. I'm someone who is open-minded & enjoys romance as well as the wild loss of control where chemistry causes a lack of inhibitions. I am very well versed in the world of kink as I have been a fetishist from the start. As a result, there is very little I haven't at least heard of/read about, so please don't be shy to reveal your fetish to me. The more forth coming you are, the more fun we will have. I have many sides of play from the sensual, slow and teasing seductress Mistress to the cruel and sadistic Dominatrix. I also recognize the difference between bdsm and fetishes and welcome all sorts from wrestling, foot/body worship, bubble gum, various role play &more. I'm a slim & athletic but curvy 5'7, (5'11 with heels) 36D 24 34 with very long (real) dark hair and big blue/green eyes. I invite you to visit my profile to learn more about me and see some of my pix. Planning ahead is recommended but not necessary. I am available for over-night companionship and dinner dates (obviously we'd have to plan ahead for that lol) as well. I'm educated, worldly, well cultured, unassuming and have eclectic taste in everything from music to hobbies topics of discussion. I LOVE getting all dressed up and requests are more than welcome. I have a vast array of outfits, (school girl, sexy stripper, romantic lingerie & domina (PVC,Latex etc), regular/secretary) I travel with as much kink gear as I can including cat-of-nine-tails flogger, various clamps, rope, leash & collar, paddles, pinwheel & more. Chez moi $240h $160hh (multiple hours work on declining scale. Benefits to on-going relationship/frequent visits.) 2hr $440 3hr $600 Please contact me if interested in Overnights, 24hr and Multi-Day-Get-Away packages. Chez vous $290h (within reasonable distance) For Dom, Fetish & BDSM, please see below. Women and Couples also, very very welcome (additional contribution for additional companion Fetishes, BDSM and/or domination, are by hobbyist specific request only and further contributions may or may not be requested, depending on several factors. IE the nature of the subject, frequency of visits, appointment length, number of extra specialties within one appointment and so on. I pride myself on being very fair to both of us in my pricing and usually avoid extra fees as I hate to ask and hate that. lol To see what others have to say about the time they've spent with me, please check out my recos via the link below. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=53018 You can check out my profile for pics and a bit more about me. My face, Tattoos & piercings are hidden for privacy's sake but photos are otherwise unaltered. Please allow a few days for reply via PM. Text is best for prompt reply.. Please note, nowhere near all my interests are listed here. I'm very versatile and um... creative *giggle* No private numbers please. Hope to hear from you soon! Kisses, JessyCeleste 613-793-4183 xoxo xxx

There is an area however there are rules for entrance. I've copied and pasted the info from the FAQ section for you. Hope this helps. If not, you may want to contact a providers directly. VERIFIED INDEPENDENT AREA To gain access to the VERIFIED INDEPENDENT area you need one of the following... 1) Have someone who has access already and knows you personally VOUCH for you. Anyone with VERIFIED INDEPENDENT written under their name has access but they need to have met you personally. 2) Another option is to have an ad on Escorts-Canada.com (A paid Profile ad with photos) and it must be online for at least 14 days with no complaints. If you have a past ad on escorts-canada that is no longer online we can still use that as a reference. You will need to open a support ticket on escorts-canada and ask for access to the VERIFIED INDEPENDENT area on lyla.com (Include your lyla.com alias with this ticket) http://escorts-canada.com/support 3) Substantial post history on lyla.com (That is not just ALL ads) with at least 50 or more posts over 4 or more months so you can establish a presence on lyla.com. By this time some members will post recommendations about you and have general discussions about you. Send the MOD a link to your recommendation thread and ask for VERIFIED INDEPENDENT access. We will review and consider your access. We do not allow agencies (or ladies who work for agencies) access to the VERIFIED INDEPENDENT area (The current providers have asked to have it this way). You can NOT share information or copy and post information from the VERIFIED INDEPENDENT area to other sites. If you disclose any information to anyone outside of the VERIFIED INDEPENDENT area you loose your membership on lyla.com (including access to this area). We consider this area highly confidential. By asking for access you are agreeing to these terms. If you vouch for someone and they do this within the first 60 days you both loose your account so be sure not to VOUCH for anyone you do not trust. Make sure you know them personally and know that they are not affiliated with an agency.

Depending on whether you are the client or a provider (since I can't tell from your profile), what Meghan says applies. We are not allowed to PM anyone with availability as providers, but as a potential client, you are allowed to PM a provider to ask for availability. Read the ads of the provider to see which form of communication they prefer, some will ask to PM, others will ask to call, other to email/text. Reading the ads in full are a bit of a requirement here, it is how we communicate with each other. Ads we place here have general information in them, including our websites (if we have one) so that you can see all about us. hopefully this clears things up for you :-)

And those are the ones the public knows about. I've seen evil people (convicted criminals), not just some that were in the media spotlight, but many more who the vast majority of the public hasn't heard of. Some of their crimes as heinous if not worse than the criminals we know about. What they did to other human beings would make someone sick. And then lets look at the world, dictators like Hitler and the genocide of six million Jews and Stalin with the Purges, the Rwanda genocide where 800,000 Tutsi killed by Hutu, Srebrenica massacre, Pol Pot and the killings in Cambodia, and so on. The list sadly is likely endless. Does evil exist, yes...and unfortunately, when you look at the world, is more the norm than the exception What causes evil and why does it exist, I just don't know. RG

Have you ever wanted to watch a sexy real life couple get hot & heavy together - right in the flesh? The carnal agony of just watching, without touching, can be extremely arousing and exciting! We are Sweet Emily J and Robin Drake, a passionate real life couple who have mega hot chemistry together! We ooze with passion for each other and love to share it with company! In the privacy of our place or yours, we enthusiastically offer private live play shows for men, women and open-minded couples! We love to show off for kinky voyeurs who like to watch! Imagine a live risque film, just feet (or inches) away from you! Your senses will be feverishly stimulated as you see, hear, and even smell, all the hot action right up close! We engage in a balanced blend of sensuality and tenderness, mixed with heart-pumping energetic naughtiness. Come relax and enjoy yourself while we enjoy each other! If you desire something more, we also offer interactive M-M-F duo sessions! We warmly host at our clean & safe, private west end condo, equipped with plenty of convenient free parking. We also offer prompt & discreet visits to your hotel room or home. We are available for weekdays & weekends - daytime & evenings. Visit my website for more info, rates and lots of photos!

Hello, I'm Vicky French upscale companion from Mtl and i will be available for sensual session in Halifax Feb 9 to 12th and St-John's NL Feb 13-18th!! If you are looking for a sensual & passionate time with a sexy & smart women, i'm the one for you. I love to take my time and please others. Perfect small body, cute face and great attitude. Refreshing, playfull, bubbly and fun. Classy and good conversationalist i'm a great companion for dinnerdate or longer rendez-vous. I love fine dinning and good wine. Check out my raving reviews on Lyla's, Perb & Caf!! *You can prebook now at [email protected] Website: http://www.vicky-french.com Text only: 438-896-5022 Description: 26yrs old, light brown hair, green eyes, 5'4", 115lbs, 34b-24-34 Donation: HH/180, 1H/250, 1.5Hr/400 and 2Hrs/500 Hope to hear from you soon, Vicky French xoxo

The kind you don;t bring home to mother... Call me Allison 613 569-7928

Hello, I'm Vicky French upscale companion from Mtl and i will be available for sensual session in Halifax Feb 9 to 12th and St-John's NL Feb 13-18th!! If you are looking for a sensual & passionate time with a sexy & smart women, i'm the one for you. I love to take my time and please others. Perfect small body, cute face and great attitude. Refreshing, playfull, bubbly and fun. Classy and good conversationalist i'm a great companion for dinnerdate or longer rendez-vous. I love fine dinning and good wine. Check out my raving reviews on Lyla's, Perb & Caf!! *You can prebook now at [email protected] Website: http://www.vicky-french.com Text only: 438-896-5022 Description: 26yrs old, light brown hair, green eyes, 5'4", 115lbs, 34b-24-34 Donation: HH/180, 1H/250, 1.5Hr/400 and 2Hrs/500 Hope to hear from you soon, Vicky French xoxo

On a bit of a Bernard Cornwell kick after watching The Last Kingdom on Netflix: The Last Kingdom A really neat look at the goings-on in what's now England, when the Danes very nearly took the whole place over back in about 900 AD. I have the first three books in the series; partway through this one so far. Cornwell writes with a lean, descriptive, engaging style. Waterloo: The History of Four Days, Three Armies and Three Battles 'Cause hey! Why not read Cornwell's only non-fiction history. This one is well balanced between historical depth and a quick pace... but is strangely repetitive in times, like it needed one more pass by an editor ("uh, Bernard, you made this exact point two pages ago.")

Come try me on. My legs would make a great scarf, and my arms an amazing belt. You will never look so good, then when you are wearing me. Any time, all weekend............................... Ally 613 890-2641

So I am addicted!!..... Megan is a beautiful, witty, little sexy thing from Montreal who visits Ottawa during the week. I have seen here a few times and each time gets better and better. Megan meets you with a smile, in sexy clothes and always with a kiss. Sessions have been intense, hot and mind blowing. Normally we start with an amazing kissing sessions that quickly heats up to the point of mutual desire to pleasure each other. Megan tastes amazing down south and her perfect little body responses so well. Her skill set going south and her eagerness means one has to normally fight the urge to explode. The main event evolves naturally (no clock watching here) and she is super tight. Many positions are enjoyed (her fav seems to be from behind) and as the tension mounts so does the passion. By the end of the session we normally both collapse into each others' arms. All in all, Megan knows how to treat a man like a king. So do threat her equally well as she is a stunner and a keeper.

Should you not be already registered to Verifyhim.com, I recommend that you do so. It is a great and easy reporting tool. I am sorry that you had to deal with this :(

1. You charge too much/are too expensive/I only have $40 -If you can't afford the rates, either save up or see someone else who is within your budget. But don't negotiate. It's tacky and insulting. 2. You're so smart, why are you doing this? -*gasp* Escorts have brains? Who'd a thunk it. I'm doing this because I'm smart enough not to give it away for free. 3. Will you bend your rules/restrictions/boundaries for me? -Our rules and restrictions are there for a reason. If I say no Greek, that is not your cue to ask me why. Because you don't really want to know why. Do you really want to hear, "because I just ate something that is giving me the shits"? I didn't think so. 4. What will you do when you're too old for this? Surely you have a back-up? -Two words: MILF and GILF. That is all. 5. So what's your real name? -Does it matter? I could tell you anything and you wouldn't know. Just enjoy the moment. 6. Are you clean? -Are you? Common sense should tell you that I work with my body and therefore it is in my best interests to keep that body healthy. DUH. 7. I'm an amateur photographer and I think your pics are terrible/could use work/don't please my masculine sensibilities and here is how you can fix them/let me take new photos for you for trade. -I don't care about your unsolicited opinion. If I wanted it, I would have asked for it. 8. I'm so hot, young and hung, you should be paying me! -Looks mean nothing, respect means everything. 9. Did you cum/orgasm/finish? -If you have to ask... 10. So and So does x, y, z/ So and So said x, y, z -Gossip and indiscretion are not turn-ons. Talking to me about other escorts is tacky, and even worse is using them to try to coerce services that I don't offer. If so and so does it, go see her.