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Ice made reference to the John Oliver segment above which is pretty entertaining, however, as I wrote on the other thread started last summer on Donald Trump, it might be funny but it ain't no joke. Several weeks ago I mentioned to someone my thoughts that as a very amateur historian with a great fascination for WW Two, the similarities between Trump and the rise of fascists in the 1930's is remarkable. Pushing national pride, rebuilding, sticking it to the oppressors and focusing on ethnic groups to focus hatred and bring people together are all in the Trump campaign. That being said, were I a steel worker in Pittsburgh or a car manufacturer employee in Detroit and am unemployed, I might be voting for the guy who says he will stick it to Japan and Mexico and China where my job went. In desperate times people grab at straws. It's pretty scary because the US IS the big elephant in the room and ehat they do has a huge impact on Canadians. Equally or perhaps more scary is the second runner and potential wiiner, Ted Cruz. He is a religious zealot, intractable, a strict constitutionalist from the 1776 days, and a right wing evangelical fanatic. Women's rights will be set back a hundred years should he become the nominee. If Hillary wins the Democratic nomination she might be in trouble vs Trump because nobody exemplifies the, "Establishment," more than she does. Tonight's votes may tell the tale and I wish for Canada's sake and that of the Americans, that Bernie Sanders is the next U. S. president.

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This made me happy and appreciated. This morning I decided to go for a walk to get a coffee at the local Tim Horton and I happen to cross the street where many school kids do. As I'm waiting for the light to flash and allow pedestrian to go, a young boy around ten'ish grabbed my hand and asked me to protect him to cross the street. I'm confused and wonder what is he up to and then he tells me that he knows who I am. I asked him how come he knows me so he says that his mom pointed me out to him one day at the grocery store and that I had saved his mom when she was pregnant with him when she was in a car accident and I was a firefighter. That was so long ago and I can't recall who his mom was. I went to so many car wreck in my life and only did my job.

I used to have the XPert XPole. It was awesome! And sturdy as hell. It can be set to static or spinning. I rented my place at the time, so had to make sure it wouldn't cause any damage to my ceilings and floors, and it was perfect, not a scratch. Goes up and down easily. See what I did there? :)

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Here's a new thread.. Start with the letter "A" and turn it into a word that is related to sex ( i.e. sex acts, body parts, sex toys, etc, etc) and then "B" and so on and so on until we're back at the letter "A" again. I'll start... A is for anal

Big problem in Winnipeg from what I have been told... and from the responses I get I understand why. You make a date through a "booking agency" or with a "receptionist" and the provider who shows up is not the one described to you... or worse you seen their photo online or in a magazine and it's 100% not the same person. Either way your immediate reaction is "I have been scammed". So what do you do? Do you suck it up and pay the provider then bad mouth the agency online the next day? Do you actually pay the "agreed on" price and go through with the date? Do you send them off and say "sorry, but I think a mistake has been made" and try again with a different booking agency or independent? Well if you did not send the provider away then you just gave the agency more reason to continue to bait and switch customers and you just gave the prodivder a reason to continue to work for the corrupt agency. Congratulations you just made the problem even worse! We know Winnipeg has at least 3 agencies who bait and switch customers, they use different phone numbers, emails, names, etc so we can not police this for you! You know the bait and switch agencies and scammers read this site right!!? Your fooling yourself if you think they don't. Of course they do! They may not contribute but you know they are reading the posts. Hell, they may be contributing as well. You can usually point them out, they are the ones bad mouthing the independents that you had a good time with and for some reason you feel no obligation to step in and let people you had a good time with that person - of course if they feel no way about bait and switch then you know they have no problem with a few fake bad reviews to slow down the competition - usually we spot them and delete them right away but we need your help! If you have a good time with someone LET OTHERS KNOW!!! You want to know how you can stop this? Forget bad mouthing the providers who work for these agencies, you all seem to know who they are so start letting others know of "THE GOOD" agencies or independents! Every time you post about the GOOD ones you loose business for the BAD ones as people will read these posts. We have 4000+ visitors a day log into Lyla and read the posts!! Sure, only a dozen new threads appear in Winnipeg each month right now but this will change if you post good content (Recommendations of good experiences) Just look at the views on some of the threads in Winnipeg, some have been viewed 1500 times! People are reading the site so let them know who they can visit and get a good service (honest service) from. The purpose of this site is not to bash the escorts! ... and it's definitely not to spread rumours! It's the responsibilities of the guys and the escorts to clean up the problems in Winnipeg! Let's get the Winnipeg part of this site rocking!! We have the visitors reading the posts lets see some good strong recommendations here!! Let's let all the new people and current members know who offers the best services in the city!!

enjoying the fact that a 'surprise attack' with me exhibiting a rather fine example of business prooooooowess.. is eminent.. on my pooor unsuspecting 'victim' <insert appropriate levels of sarcasm here please> ....or should I say <cough><cough>...@sshole ;) ....<stretches...... puurs.. breathing deep and easy....enjoying the hunt.....>.....

"B"... eauuuutiful titanium collar I hope will soon adorn my lovely neck <blush>

I had today off. Women have a spa day, so I thought I should treat myself and have a spa day also :) I deserve it. I had been in contact with Mia for a few months now. Every since her album came out I have been curious to see what see looked liked. Now that she has a few recommendations, I decided to take the plunge. Made my appointment for noon. When I got to Vibe, I was greeted by a very beautiful slim woman in a nice black dress. She said she was Mia and she gave me a nice hug. I told her who I was and she brought me to the massage room. After she closed the door she gave me a few more quick hug and kisses. We quickly undressed for the shower. She has long black hair which framed her beautiful face, More beautiful then I imagined. Naked she was slim and had a nice bum and very nice breast. All the right curves. Very beautiful and sexy. In the shower, we had hot soapy fun. She made sure I was clean and gave me a few sexy standing body slides. I got to wash her sexy body also. Back on the table we go, where we chatted and she gave me a very good massage, throwing in some nice body slides. She told me she had been trained by Gina. Gina is one of my ATF and I could tell by some of her techniques that she had been taught by Gina. We chatted about a few things that we had in common. Then comes the flip where she looked so sexy oiled up above me. More body slides and she snuck in a few nice kisses every once in a while. I got a chance to give her some pleasure also. as she is very responsive to touches :) Then she began a nice long teasing finished. She has a very nice touch and technique. She left me quivering for a few minutes, After which she came and cleaned me up with hot towels. A nice touch and another 5 minutes of relaxing massage while I recovered. Another long soapy shower and a few more hugs and kisses. Then I got dressed and she led me out, while chatting a few more minutes. Another big hug and kiss and off to the winter land I go. With a silly grin on my face and a pain free body. She is another hidden treasure, now at Vibe. Deserving of another return visit to see if it get's better :) I am sure she will be very popular at Vibe soon. What ore can one ask for. A beautiful sexy hot Latina woman that knows how treat her men like a king. If you see her. Tell her that "Someguy" sent you :)

Thanks Cato! It looks even better in person ;)

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Hey all! Sorry if you think I was ignoring your inquiries. I have been fighting a cold or flu, can't tell anymore these days. They all feel the same. Apparently I have the immune system of an 80 year woman. Please, take no offense by my new requirement on dates which is to sanitize your hands on arrival (Purel can be provided). Not looking to inconvenience anyone.Hard to book appointments if I keep catching colds and flus like a sponge. I will be available starting March 14th at 1pm. Otherwise will be going by my regular hours that are located on my site. Off to go snuggle my doggy and rest up to be at my best next week. Peace and Love ,Brody Fast and easy bookings: www.brodystylesxo.com Have your secret desire, satisfied.The soft, sweet,quirky lady, you can't help but crave. My world is, your world.With warm embraces. Welcome to a world where,you can be yourself. Relax and enjoy an intimate experience with me. Soft skin wanting to be touched. I'm not fake nor do I know how to be. I offer a non-rushed experience with a real person. I don't bite unless you want me to! ;) I offer the full, laid back rendezvous along, with several types of massage . I have big blue eyes and hour glass figure, to go along with a marvelously cheeky and nerdy side! I am a nurturer and a giver. I am an intimate person. I definitely would have to say, that I appeal to several personalities as long as you are respectful and clean. I offer a laid back tone but also a tone of 'Let's get weird", to the appropriate occasion. I offer out and in calls. In call is offered in our Nation's Capital at a non- commercial, private residence.

Just my personal opinion but I kind of hope ypu don't work out all the "Kinks".... I kinda look forward to many of your kinks on the daily basis.

Silly silly man.... I can't imagine why a guy would stand you up.... (bend you over maybe :))

Downing a shot of NyQuill and posting my 100th Lyla post

people who spend countless hours engaging in emails, wonderful detailed letters... spend time making arrangements.. causing others.. namely me.. to make arrangements.... going out of one's way to accommodate... only to end up a 'no-show'...... some people are just a pain in my ass..... good thing I don't have to tolerate that often hehe ....glass of wine in hand... breathe.... it's all good.. idiots and assholes are not something to waste much time on ;)

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Just want to drop a big thanks for all you experienced folk dropping URL's and lists this is a great source of info and learning from other's mishaps has always been cost effective...Thank you all. K

yep! Sage is still with us

I'm not at all familiar with portable poles but I will echo Ami's caution about ceilings and floors: In order to have a strong solid installation, if there is not bracket or base involved, there will be tremendous forces acting on both the ceiling and floor and the surface would need to be back by floor/ceiling joists. There is alot of torque applied to the pole by the dancer hanging off to the side...... .... oh dang, I've got to head to a strip club right now!

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Great link for first time hobbyists like me

I'm under 30 and kissing is my favorite part of the whole experience! We aren't all going the way of the dodo!

Very interesting question. I have noticed lately gentlemen are less inclined to kiss especially the younger generation. I have wondered about this and thought perhaps as we all gravitate to safer activities perhaps that kissing may go with the dinosaur? That would be sad as I do like kissing a handsome, gentleman. Soon we will just drink tea and shake hands hello and good bye.:biggrin:

...ummn.... <grin>..... still none.. hadn't been in here in a while, so...<shrug> ;)

I have really nice big natural, firm and perky boobies. However I do not host at a spa location. But do have my own private location if you were ever interested :)

I am going to share my fantastic experience with you in this reveiw board. Very recently I booked an appointment with "Sage " a beautiful girl who is working with CMJ in Ottawa. She is a beautiful and super hot girl with super curve and pretty big butt and beautiful, firm and delisious! Breast. ..fantastic lips and eyes. ....you must see... She is very expert in massage with very nice and kind attitude. ...she was open with my suggestions and knew all my needs!...I dont want go to details.!! during session she just focused on me and no rush, no drama. ..just fun and peace. ...I enjoyed every second of the session and I haven't had this experience before. ..I loved his girl and her sévices. ..and I will be her fan and her fidel client. .. I strongly recommend this respectful and classed girl for you gentlemen. ..

Some people just don't have any consideration for others. With their snow boots or snow shoes, they'd walk and step on cross-country tracks, ruining them in the process...and, I am talking about a path wide enough for a car to drive through... :-x

Just had a wonderful experience with this gorgeous woman. So warm and inviting , she asks and full-fills your needs. For our time together i wanted a slow and senual massage that had me melting in her hands. From the tip of my head to the souls of my feet and everything in between. Sage will have you captive from the start to the finish of your time together. It may mean i have a tough time getting time to see this lady again, but you need to see and experience this gem. Sage asked me to include this email to get direct to her.... [email protected]

I really don't think there are nearly as many "man-hater feminists" out there as some think or fear. As with anything in life, you'll have people that distort a valid idea or movement and go too far. In part I think the problem is that more radical elements tend to make more noise or get more of the attention. I'm a feminist, and in fact it bothers me when people say they aren't because truly it's meaning is that provided by MidniteMassage above, and has nothing to do with man-hating or putting men down. The other thing--and sometimes this is deliberate but often it's just unconscious--is when a group has been privileged with power it's hard for it recognize it and even harder for it to give that advantage up. Whether it's wealth, race, age, or gender, certain groups in our society are given advantages. Which isn't to say there's anything wrong with being rich, white, young, or male, or that those of us who fall into one or more of those demographics don't have problems, but we're also often blind to the privilege we have. I say this because some men are threatened by feminism and are unconsciously lasing out at the loss of their privilege. So they'll point to those feminists who are radical or unfair and paint them as if that's what all feminism is and undermine the movement and change the conversation. To be clear, I in no way think that's what the OP is doing here. Rather, I think it's in part the result of those that are threatened by feminism distorting its meaning (along with the few radicals) that the entire word starts to lose its true meaning or give it a bad taste for all of us when it shouldn't.

She looks pretty cute\attractive in the videos.

Douple penetration

W is for Wet

V is for Vagina

T is for Teasing

P is for penis

N is for Naked

K is for Kissing

H is for Hymen