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I remember as a little kid, the events of 1930s Germany seemed inconceivable. "How could the do that? How could they elect someone like that?" There must have been something dark and brutal buried in the nature of Germans that the rest of us didn't have. That was me in the 1970s. I don't want to jump all the way over to "Trump is Hitler!" because truly, there are too many enormous and critical differences between the men to even get into here. But it's true that Trump's brand of pandering demagoguery has appealed to, and brought out into the open, a huge and frightening crowd of people who have rallied to his banner. A crowd that really has begun to resemble the mobs from that former time. I can now say that, in the course of my roughly 50 years, I have seen the rise of a familiar brand of hysterical, xenophobic, bitterly resentful and nationalistic politics, and the emergence of an American society that maybe *could* elect a Hitlereque leader. 2016 U.S. has hardly gone all the way over to become 1930s Germany. But with a few more nudges nudges to better replicate the social conditions of those times -- uncontrollable inflation? A war or major social struggle bitterly lost to a "stab in the back"? -- I think it's entirely capable of getting there. So before I die (hopefully a long time from now), I get to see demonstrated before my eyes something I was assured by political science and sociology textbooks decades ago -- there was nothing unique about Germany. With the right social context, that kind of political tragedy really can happen again, somewhere else.

Hello everyone :) I am Amelie, 28 years old, 5'6, 115 lbs, I am tall and thin with nice curves where it counts at 34A-27-36. I do not believe in playing a role, I am me, and I am here to meet the real you and share a real experience together I am slightly geeky, usually smiling, and conversation comes easy to me, I've been told am I great at breaking the ice and making people feel comfortable. For this reason, please do not hesitate to write me and share anything about you or any inquiry or preference you may have about me. I have been one of the top SPs in Montreal for over 2 years and this is your chance to meet me in the beautiful city of Ottawa! I will be in town from the March 16th to 18th, I can receive you or visit you, if you provide me with references. I am also offering duos with the gorgeous miss Amber Rose, both of us have a reputation for our kissing skills :p please visit my website for all donation and scheduling information, as well as many more pictures :) For this visit only I am offering my Montreal rates on tour!!! :) http://www.ameliecour tesan.com (remove the space the second word in my website is apparently a bad word :p) big hugs! Amelie

Hi Gentlemen My name is Sophia. I am a very petite, sweet and sassy latin bombshell. I am down-to-earth and love to please and tease. I have a great spinner body with silky smooth skin and an ass to die for. I am also very skilled in all aspects of sensuality. 5'2 100lb. 34B Reverse Massage Showers Some Fetishes Full Body Massage Toys NEWLY INDEPENDENT I am newly independent and working from an upscale downtown location. I have previous massage experience from CMJ. Some of you may recognize me ;) Do you have any naughty fantasies? Share them with me! I love to try new things. Availability this week Monday 12pm-10pm Tuesday 1pm-10pm Wednesday 11am-10pm Thursday 11am-10pm Friday 11am-8pm *Advance bookings are always welcomed!* Text me at 365-800-1015 to book a session with me xo Follow me on Twitter for exclusive pictures! @sophiaottawa

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Ice made reference to the John Oliver segment above which is pretty entertaining, however, as I wrote on the other thread started last summer on Donald Trump, it might be funny but it ain't no joke. Several weeks ago I mentioned to someone my thoughts that as a very amateur historian with a great fascination for WW Two, the similarities between Trump and the rise of fascists in the 1930's is remarkable. Pushing national pride, rebuilding, sticking it to the oppressors and focusing on ethnic groups to focus hatred and bring people together are all in the Trump campaign. That being said, were I a steel worker in Pittsburgh or a car manufacturer employee in Detroit and am unemployed, I might be voting for the guy who says he will stick it to Japan and Mexico and China where my job went. In desperate times people grab at straws. It's pretty scary because the US IS the big elephant in the room and ehat they do has a huge impact on Canadians. Equally or perhaps more scary is the second runner and potential wiiner, Ted Cruz. He is a religious zealot, intractable, a strict constitutionalist from the 1776 days, and a right wing evangelical fanatic. Women's rights will be set back a hundred years should he become the nominee. If Hillary wins the Democratic nomination she might be in trouble vs Trump because nobody exemplifies the, "Establishment," more than she does. Tonight's votes may tell the tale and I wish for Canada's sake and that of the Americans, that Bernie Sanders is the next U. S. president.

Just saw Catherine located in Moncton. Great experience. I admit I was a little nervous but she put me at ease. She was very friendly and gave a great gfe. She was very natural and had a little bit of shyness to her which made the experience even more unique. I would have stayed longer if I could have and plan on repeating. If you are thinking about booking with her, don't hesitate. She is great.

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Watching White Chicks, classic!

I'm creating a special citation for beautiful bums, limiting pics here to cerb-approved photos to avoid hassles. I've been running a 'favorite pics on cerb' thread, but this one is more specialized. My first two citations go to Belle and Jazy. Belle: And Jazy:

hi I thought that this may be an interesting topic. Some of you have strange or unique CERB handles. I just wanted to know how you decided on your CERB handle and any interesting story behind your choice. Mine is Someguy. It just popped up in my head as I was trying to decide my Cerb handle. But it works out good. I'm just someguy on Cerb :) Not that guy, or the other guy just someguy? Well it was the best I could do at that time. Do any of you have any interesting stories to tell us about your CERB handle.

Katherine is now pretty much my favorite preferred provider, I wait for her whenever possible. Why? Because she's pretty (fit and toned too), friendly, chatty, extremely funny, and above all she's enthusiastic. She genuinely loves her work, connects warmly and emotionally with her clients, and was endlessly patient with a nervous second-timer. Guys, if you see her, you'll have one hell of a time. There's no substitute for genuine enthusiasm, and it doesn't hurt that the enthusiasm is packaged in a funny and great looking lady :) Perhaps the most important thing though is that she's trustworthy and a genuinely good person. I left my wallet behind at her location, and while she frantically tried to reach me on Lyla.com, I called her and she immediately answered, met me on the curb with my wallet in hand, contents untouched. can you ask for more than a great time with a person who's not only great at her job (she drained my tension SO well) but is also super honest? No you cannot.

:) finally able to meet her... "wow".. from the time I stepped into the door & I really hated to leave when it was time... it was a non-rushed experience...2 hrs seemed to way to quick...if you haven't met her you should! pics are 100%..she likes to laugh...I won't get into details But I highly recommend her! I can't wait till she makes another visit our way!

I personally have a major fetish for women in them, but most of the ladies that I have seen never seem to have any with them. Is this too rare a fetish? Most will wear them if I bring them, but I am embarrassed purchasing them.

For the next couple of months I will be collecting items for donation for Big Sky Ranch animal sanctuary in Kemptville. Some items they are currently in need of include: Wet and dry cat and dog food Kitty litter Dog and cat beds Horse treats Rabbit treats Building materials, nails etc. Paper towels Epsom salts Pine Sole A full list of items needed as well as details on the sanctuary can be found at http://www.bigskyranch.ca Bring any of these items and receive a reduced rate when visiting me at my downtown location. Hope to see you soon! Thanks, Monique http://www.moniquematheson.com 613 219 6386 [email protected]

There will be a force on the top of the door - the weight on the straps will equal the weight on the top of the door. (Newton's third law anyone?) How much load is transferred to the hinge will depend on how tightly the door fits in the door frame and how well supported the sides of the door frame are. Regardless there will most definitely be a load on the hinge and it could be significant. Also depends on how many hinges are involved. Most interior residential doors have only two hinges. Notes from your friendly, neighbourhood lyla engineer.

Just saw Catherine. She was a total sweetie. I was a little nervous but she put me at ease. Great gfe and natural. Would have spent more time with her if I could have. If you are interested do not hesitate. Definitely plan on repeating.

Hi Guys! I'm Katrina! A Brand New Sexy Blonde Bombshell Visiting The Ottawa Area Via Montreal! I'm A True Beauty with Experience & I Hope To Meet All Of You Soon! I'm a 5'6, Sweet & Sexy Women with Dark Blonde Hair & 34C Curves! I like to take my time & make you feel like a King!! Please Call 613 680 8059 to reserve your special time with me: I'm Available At Vibe: TONIGHT! Currently from 8:30pm until 10pm Only This Week!********** Stay Tuned For Next Week's Schedule: Coming Soon! xoxo Katrina

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Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

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Thanks for taking an interest in my ad. For Immediate Response Text: 613-884-3102 I offer Companionship with Massage as well as "Manscaping." With 2 Locations to suit everyone's taste. The "Boudoir" is located in "Little Italy" perfect for tender moments. "Dungeon613" is located in Centertown I stand 5'7 with long lush brown hair. All natural DD38 breasts & a spankable derriere. My relaxed style will put you at ease. I'm a good listener and easy to talk with, I have an open mind & I'm sincere . I enjoy sharing a mutually satisfying experience that's are never rushed. It's all about having a good time New Availability Mondays & Thursdays: 7pm-11pm Tuesdays & Wednesdays: 9am-10am then 9pm-11pm Fridays & Saturdays: 9am-9pm Sundays: 8pm-11pm ***VISA*MASTER*AMEX*** ********************** Contact Info PM Ms. Samantha or Text/Call 613-884-3102 E-mail [email protected] ***************************** Manscaping: Trimming/shaving of a man's body hair so as to enhance our appearance . Available for private areas & torso Massage: Warm oil full body relaxation massage. Domination: Sensory play, Role play, Fem Dom Fetishes: Leather, Latex, Panty Hose, Foot *********************************** My Recommendations http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=68076 30mins/$150 1h/$200 90mins/$250 2h/$300 Couples 2hrs/$450 I can visit for an added $50 Downtown w/Free Parking Kisses & Spanks Ms.Samantha xox

Any ladies here into having their feet worshipped? Who is the best SP for this? Recommendations? Thx

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Scarey...And I have no interest at all in Trump

Hey guys, I'm taking appointments for this evening. Hosting at my private residence in Gatineau (Plateau). I'm a curvy, busty (36hh), tattooed blond playmate that loves to give and receive. I ask for a donation of 120hh & 160hr. 613-701-7776 xox Christy

You want sultry, sexy and unimaginably pleasurable; because you enjoy the finer things in life. You deserve to be treated like a King and spoiled by a bad, bad girl... You deserve the Skylar experience. Satisfaction and pleasure are my only focuses when I am with you :icon_wink: About Skylar :whip: 5'7 Hazel/ Green Eyes 125 lbs 36B Experienced in the Adult Industry Duos Available Some Fetishes Love giving slippery body slides Reverse Body Slides Full Body Massage Treat yourself to the royal treatment at my luxurious West End location. Showers, a hot tub room, wall to wall mirrors; not only will you be in the presence of a sensual beauty your surroundings will also be beautiful and enjoyable :tongue: View my first Recommendation My Availability this week: Tues 4-11 (call 613-274-7073) Wed OFF Thursday 9-7 Friday 9-4pm (to book during this time 6138208887) Friday 4:30-11pm Saturday 10-4 Sunday 10-9 (to book a Sunday appointment call 613820887) To book or inquire text me here 6134102507 :handcuffs: Or call 6132747073

Hi! I'm glad to say I'll be in Ottawa from the late-afternoon of Wed (9th) until noon on Friday or Saturday (11/12th). If you wish to see me between Friday afternoon and noon Saturday, please let me know in advance. As always, I'm in a discreet, smoke-free location with great parking available, very near downtown core. During my visit, (usually) both day time and night sessions are available. (Late night visits by advance booking only but as you saw above, that does not apply for tonight) Also, I'm an early bird so don't be shy if early mornings are a good time for you (some advance notice needed, unless PJs, bleary eyes and a teddy bear being dragged by his paw is your thing) It never hurts to ask though =-) For those of you I have yet the pleasure of meeting, here's a bit more about myself. I'm someone who is open-minded & enjoys romance as well as the wild loss of control where chemistry causes a lack of inhibitions and even for those who are more daring... the darker world of fetish, bdsm, role playing & domination etc. I'm a slim & athletic but curvy 5'7, (5'11 with heels) 36D 24 34 with very long (real) dark hair and big blue/green eyes. I invite you to visit my profile to learn more about me and see some of my pix. I just added a bunch of new ones! Planning ahead is recommended but not necessary. I am available for over-night companionship and dinner dates (obviously we'd have to plan ahead for that lol) as well.I'm educated, worldly, well cultured, unassuming and have eclectic taste in everything from music to hobbies to philosophy. I think versatility is the spice of life. So I can be soft and delicate, wild and eager to please, impish and Fun or assertive, domineering and nasty. I'm a passionate person and not afraid to dive deep into someone I am with.. So don't be shy to tell me what mood you are in and I can tap into that part of my psyche and have a great time doing it. =) I LOVE getting all dressed up and requests are more than welcome. I have a vast array of outfits, (school girl, sexy stripper, romantic lingerie & domina (PVC,Latex etc), regular/secretary) as well as tools for the more daring of adventurers. I aim to please because I want to see you again when I next visit. Chez moi $240h $160hh (multiple hours work on declining scale. Benefits to on-going relationship/frequent visits.) 2hr $440 3hr $600 Please contact me if interested in Overnights, 24hr and Multi-Day-Get-Away packages. Chez vous $290h (within reasonable distance) For Dom, Fetish & BDSM, please see below. Women and Couples also, very very welcome (additional contribution for additional companion Fetishes, BDSM and/or domination, are by hobbyist specific request only and further contributions may or may not be requested, depending on several factors. IE the nature of the subject, frequency of visits, appointment length, number of extra specialties within one appointment and so on. I pride myself on being very fair to both of us in my pricing. For those who are interested in such ventures; I am very well versed in this world and have a great selection of equipment/toys/attire etc. As for fetishes, many have been surprised that I was the one girl who actually heard of "it" before. =) To see what others have to say about the time they've spent with me, please check out my recos via the link below. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=53018 And don't forget you can check out my profile for pics and a bit more about me. My face, Tattoos & piercings are hidden for discretion's sake but photos are otherwise unaltered. Please allow a few days for reply via PM. Text is best for prompt reply.. Please note, nowhere near all my interests are listed here. Im very versatile and um... creative *giggle* No private numbers please. Hope to hear from you soon! Kisses, JessyCeleste 613-793-4183

I believe Honey at CMJ usually sports a landing strip when I see her undressed in the chageroom.

Hello everyone, my name is Ella Black, I'm a new escort based in Ottawa. I'm sophisticated, captivating, and genuine. I offer intimate, exciting, companionship for distinguished gentlemen and couples. I'm 24 years old, I stand at 5'4'' with a sensual, toned hourglass shape. I have captivating blue eyes, long blonde hair and soft, pale skin. I am well-educated and wise beyond my years, with a warm and dynamic personality. Our time together will be exciting, sensual, and unique. I like mature, respectful clients that are looking for a deeper connection to have mutually enjoyable experiences. Please visit my website to contact me, I look forward to connecting with you! xox Ella missellablack.com

COME RELAX, PLAY & UNWIND!!! I PROMISE TO MAKE YOU FORGET YOUR WORRIES, BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE AND COMFORT YOUR EVERY BEING! THIS IS A STRESS FREE ZONE !!!!! 1. I am an Independent Massage & SP Provider 2. Lots Of Delicious Options & Time Spent Together 3. LOCATION: Cozy, Clean, Discreet, Free Parking & Private. MERIVALE/HUNTCLUB (NO DOOR FEES) 4. LIVE Webcam Shows (pls ask me for my website link & username) 5. 35+ Professional, Respectful, Hygenic & Mature Gents ONLY ! ***DISCRETION***I CAN NOT GO INTO TOO MUCH DETAIL OVER THE AD, HOWEVER FEEL FREE TO SEND ME A PM/TEXT/EMAIL FOR MORE INFO! Looking For An Exceptionally Fantastic Time ? See A Beautiful, Classy & Sweet Youthful Lady With Yummy Attributes that consist of: Juicy Round Tits, Firm Behind & In All Aspects With A Toned Frame! I PROMISE AN AMAZINGLY UNIQUE TIME ! I STRIVE to seduce, please, put you at ease...AND give you the ultimate satisfaction guaranteed. I LOVE mutual encounters of friendship and TRUE satisfaction as well as ENTICING conversations & bonding relationships. Hot Schedule For This Week: (Tues. Mar. 8th-Sun. Mar. 13th) is posted below. ***Pre-Booking your session is recommended !*** My Appearance: 25 year old, meidum-haired brunette, dazzling sexy hazel eyes, lightly tanned, silky smooth skin, I stand at 5'3, 125lbs with curves in all of the right places, 36C perfect firm tittys, juicy round behind, gorgeous face features and i am Italian & French of nationality My Personality: Very friendly, outgoing, sensual, playful, genuine, seductive, laid-back, non-rushed, bubbly, sweet, classy, talkative, sexy, caring, intelligent, respectful, honest and discreet young lady WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT IN A UNIQUELY AMAZING EXPERIENCE WITH ME: -Gents please PM/EMAIL/TEXT/CALL ME FOR MORE INFORMATION- thank you for your discretion I kindly appreciate it - Fees: (Please ask me) 30mins: 45mins: 60mins: *LONGER SESSIONS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST (90MINS, 2HR)* Location: (Tuesday-Sunday): MERIVALE/HUNTCLUB Location or ONLINE! Clean, cozy, discreet private entrance, comfortable & upscale. Lots of Free parking, fresh towels & hygienic products. Good Hygiene & Respect are a MUST ! (SHOWER BEING INSTALLED) Schedule For This Week: (Tues. Mar. 8th-Sun. Mar. 13th): Tues: OFF Wed: OFF Thurs: 12pm-8pm (Merivale & Huntclub) Fri: 12pm-8pm (") Sat: 12pm-8pm (") Sun: 12pm-8pm (") LIVE CAM SCHEDULE: Tues: OFF Wed: OFF Thurs: OFF Fri: OFF Sat: OFF Sun: OFF EMAIL. PM. TEXT: For more info or to book your ADDICTIVE session ! 613-600-3943 Email: [email protected] Personal Website: http://taylordevine.massagefiles.com/ RECOMMENDATIONS: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=155684 THREAD #2: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=208620 CIAO FOR NOW!, CRAVE TAYLOR BOYS! XOXO MUAHS!

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See past my cute bald little head to what really matters , I am a tigress in the sack xoxox and I am a good person. THIS WEEK ONLY Anything Goes ;) Regular Donations Are: 120 roses/half hour,TODAY Bald Special 100 roses/hh 200 roses/hour,TODAY Bald Special 180 roses /hour for fun 300 roses/hour and half, 380 roses/2hours Are you a older man looking for a mature angel faced woman to spend some time with? Someone who isn't just a woman but real Lady with soft caressing hands and deep kisses.A woman with deep desires and addicted to cuddles. Step out of your fast paced world and step into my slow seduction. I have warm inviting hazel eyes . My classic hourglass figure has curves in all the right places. A natural 34 D and and hips mmm hips that beg to be held on to. I'm NO spinner . Shower available,massage as well,Soft scented candles burn in my quiet home 10 min away from Downtown Ottawa . I will be waiting----------. Jolie (613)266-9918 XoX

Hi Summer! I have a sex swing with stand, but i have yet to use it! However, when I first got it, I tried hanging it in the ceiling but it was concrete and therefor about a half dozen attempted holes in the ceiling I gave up!! It's best to get a stand!! They aren't cheep though!

It can be a bit nerve racking the first time. My advice, keep an eye out on the scheduling page on here. Ladies posting on here are legitimate and tend to be more open to dialogue. BP is a larger source obviously but as you mentioned a ton of fakes. Do an image search first followed by #. General rule, if its too good to be true, it probably is. Asking if they have reviews is always a fair question. Hope this helps.

So I think Explore Her has a real gem in their hands. Madison works for Dream Makers in the GTA which was why I booked right away since I have used their service in Toronto and have always been very impressed with the quality of their girls. Booking was a breeze with Michelle via phone and text. She's really nice and I love the fact she remembers my name every time. A very nice personal touch :) Was met at the door by a very pretty blonde spinner dressed in black lingerie and heels. Full, pouty lips, natural B-C cups, firm tight body. We kissed right away and got into some lfk that became dfk. I excused myself for a quick shower to emerg finding her waiting for me on the bed. More dfk, the. A very nice BBBJ with lots of eye contact and bls. No rimming or Greek on the menu but cimsw was offered ymmv. We went from a prolonged BBBJ to her lying upside down for a very enjoyable throat fuck, followed by daty, dato back to BBBJ after which the rubber went on and became CG. Right when I was about to cum she hopped off and finished me off with bbbjcimsw. Wow. I'm a ssog guy, so I enjoyed lying in bed afterwards and chatting. Business is good for her here and I was happy to hear she will return regularly. Thanks babe!

I will be hosting from downtown Charlottetown: -Friday (afternoon/evening) the 11'th of March -Saturday (afternoon/evening) the 12'th of March -Sunday (morning) the 13'th of March I'm also available for out calls to homes and hotels during the week. Clean, Discreet, and Professional, Please contact me for more information. Preferred method of contact: [email protected]

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This is not a strange request at all but I have more requests for stockings than pantyhose. I have a lot of pantyhose that I wear for my own use, or when I host, they are black or sheer mostly. I like to wear them under a long skirt in Fall or Spring. But wearing pantyhose in winter is not thick enough to stay warm, and it is way too hot to wear them in summer. The very delicate ones can get damaged easily, and then there is no point in wearing them anymore, of course. For example you might want to caress a lady's legs who wears pantyhose, but unless your hands are super smooth then it is better not to do this because you might damage a pair of pantyhose that cost 20$ in just one touch! (and the lady will not be happy unless she said it was OK). And it is true that the paradox is that they are very solid if we use them for other purpose ;-) but then you can't wear them anynore! Some brands specialize in pantyhose and make very fancy ones, but they are very expensive.

I'm a well rested early morning person. I'm most turned on when i'm partially asleep though. mostly because i stop overthinking things and i actually enjoy the moment more. It's the moment between falling from light sleep into deep sleep. Not the easiest time to set up an encounter for :P

I'm a few blocks away, as is Gia Wren Marlowe, and Malika Fantasy when she is touring :)

i also went to see her when i got there and seen that she was not the girl from the photos i left.

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She has been reviewed here : https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=216215 and she has a CERB profile too: https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=114014

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Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.