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There is nothing wrong with the way you do it MickeyBoy. Asking politely a lady, acknowledging that it is a short notice and that she might be able or not to accommodate you. The real issue is more when someone wants to see you "now" as a "now or nothing" and they keep acting this way even if you tell them that you need that amount of time to get ready. For some ladies it can be within minutes, and for others it can be hours or days. Politeness is always the way to go, so all is fine ;-)

I'm afraid I am guilty on occasion of the short notice request. My job is of the sort where occasionally I wind up with a free afternoon without any advance notice. I'm always careful to phrase it as a non presumptuous request. I'll usually even start with something like "Sorry for the short notice but by any chance....". I've always felt that it was better to ask politely than to assume a no. She may in fact actually be available. So my question is, in light of the preceding posts, is this wrong? Is it still offensive to some or should I continue to ask politely? I know in many situations in life, it is not that you asked but how you asked. Is this one of those cases?

Hi Mia, Great thread. I think videos can be a wonderful marketing tool if they have relatively high production value. That, however, tends to cost alot of money... like a lot; that is, unless you are a film student, or have some similarly talented friends helping you out. Otherwise, a video can be unflattering and work against you. I am pretty confident about my looks, and consider myself to be photogenic and, yet, when I do photos, my friend (a hobby photographer) takes hundreds of photos over the course of a day or two, and as many as a dozen or so photos, or as few as three or four are winners... Those photos that capture an essence, a moment, a sexy pose, some sparkle. Something that captivates clients and potential clients who will view them. And, even then, photos usually have to be adjusted for light, etc, etc, and that is a great deal of work if you want a polished photo (unless you are super trained on the software and even then), even if you are not aiming for magazine quality, which I do not. And, yet, image management is important. A video format is like hundreds and sometimes thousands of singular frames strung together. There are so many variables to consider...appropriate staging of the mood and setting, lighting, editing, music... these are considerations that are crucial to great photos, but with photos, the situation is more forgiving. Most escort videos I have seen tend to come off as awkward, including a number where it was obvious some real coin was spent. A few exceptions come to mind, but the big stand out to me is a Genevieve Marceau video I saw quite some time ago. I no longer see it around, but, wow, it was amazing. Nothing in my mind, has touched it since.

The amount of stories that I could tell you in answer to this question could fill two forums. The most requested time for a meeting is the 'now' appointment. This fails in two ways. 1. you don't know where I am located exactly, so unless you are standing directly outside of my door and I happen to not have another appointment, chances are very slim that I will be seeing you. 2. there is life outside of this (for me anyway). I may be at my location, or I may not be. The next most annoying thing for booking is when we receive a polite 'when are you available', yet when we state what times we have, they are not suitable for the person asking. They then respond with 'too late/early for me', 'that's not suitable', etc. As Meaghan states, sometimes its only a 15 minute time period from when they asked, but it's 'too late', then they ask 20 minutes later than that if they can come now. Frustrating as hell. We set up our times as we are available. When you ask for our availability, we usually give you 2-3 times in the period you are looking for, this way it is a fit between both parties. I find it virtually impossible for a provider to be available 24/7. We need sleep, nutrition, hygiene. These take time. Going back to back with clients requires a changing of linens, showering, freshening up hair/make-up, straightening up the area. I absolutely cringe at the thought of any provider that does not do this, hopefully they are few and far between. Being called out as a whore/slut/money grabber just because you were refused an appointment. My ads were enticing enough to grab your attention, but because timing doesn't work between us, you choose to degrade and belittle. Buddy, you are the one that called me, not the other way way around! That has to be the worst of this business. There are always going to be stories of disgust in this business, but I have to say that most appointments that are carried out are done so by gentlemen that take the time to introduce themselves, read the website, and conduct themselves with manners. Those appointments are welcomed and cherished, and will make me smile from ear to ear. Those are the type of appointments that I will go out of my way to accommodate. When I reply to an ad (no matter what it is for), I do my best to let the person know that I am interested, and ask for their direction on how to proceed. Why is it that when it comes to a service such as this, that common courtesy seems to go right out the window? One liner texts or sexting to get off. An absolute no-brainer here, you never hear from me or see me. Same goes with phone calls that are endless questions while you listen to my voice while 'helping yourself' as you look at my pictures. I am not here for that. Nor do I send pictures by text. there are plenty on my website, if that doesn't give you an idea of what I am all about, a picture today isn't going to do anything. Stories from providers could make you laugh, cry, both. There are many, and I am sure I am not the only one in this boat.

The truth is there is a lot of not so good behavior, disrespect, loss of logic and common sense etc. that is dealt with regularly. Most ladies do their very best to put the information out there about their availability, time needed, pre-booking etc because that is what works within the life of that person. It's frustrating when others think it's just random BS and useless info. This is why you will see so many vents and, on the flip side, so much happy when what it written and put out there is read, listened to enjoyed. It's the simple things that sometime matter the most, it shouldn't be as difficult as it is. But there is someone for everyone so those who bother one side, are probably great for another. I sometimes wonder what the positive threads would look like from those who enjoy the "fast food" approach. Rarely hear from them.

I can see you now. I'm close by. Never met him, doesn't know where I am located. Told him, sure you can go to my place, but I'm not there. There are so many that say "want to see you at 1pm". I'm like, 1pm doesn't work, but does 1:15? Then they say - too late. Then at 1:30, they contact you again, and say, can I see you now? To which i reply sorry, but I can see you at 3pm. They then reply that its too late - or they say nothing. Then at 2:55, they say "so, where do I go?". I'm like, sorry, but you didn't make an appointment, so I am no longer available. 9/10, they then contact you well after your scheduled hours, and say "I want to see you now". I stop replying. I've explained that I require advance notice. I share an incall with other ladies, don't live at my incall, and have a life. My favorite ones are those that contact me in advance. Tell me when they will be in town. What time frame they want to see me. How long they would like to see me for. The day before, they confirm the date and time. The day of, they confirm they are still looking forward to seeing me. Then right on time, they call to get the final location details. Show up on time, follow my procedures, bring a small gift, leave a tip and amaze me. Then they follow up after to let me know they had an amazing time. Those are my most favorite encounters. Its not the gift, or the tip. Its following my directions and not assuming anything.

Well, I took the plunge with this 40-something MIL* (Note: she doesn't provide the F part :lol:). (The $#@%^& censorship robot had to be circumvented). She provided me with a very detailed message describing her services, and I booked her for the most basic offering, just in case. I needn't have worried. She proved to be very friendly and highly skilled at her craft. I thoroughly enjoyed the build-up and the finale, which left me very happy. I will definitely repeat. Please note that she operates a legit studio in a multi-business building on a busy street a little outside of downtown, and she does not wish any info posted that could possibly identify her. Please be very circumspect on the public board, and very careful when sharing her info in private. I normally provide as much public detail as discretion allows, but in this case, I will err on the side of caution. I will not share details via PM either. There's no need for me to describe the session, since C provides all the info you need to know to book her, and she will deliver. Start by PMing her, and go from there. I'm sure you'll be happy you did.

Agnostic on the issue, neither here or there to me. Peace MG

Politeness is Key when requesting a time, or for that matter any questions! I myself request 3-4 hours notice for an appt, when touring or advanced booking.When I am at home 2 hours minimum- again all ladies are different, as previously mentioned- this is my protocol,, hope it helps :)

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Massive purging of all I don't need, and co-ordinating packing for a great move.

Hello, I was waiting to formally introduce myself when my website was finished and available for you to see but is still under construction and since I have participated in a couple of threads already I think it's best to get started the way I should have when I signed up, introducing myself so I will do it now :) I am ElissaMarie . I have added an album to my profile for those who want to see photos of myself and I also have a Twitter account as @MsElissaMarie and I think by tomorrow everything will be ready for my website's launch and I am beyond excited! I also want to thank the members who have left messages on my profile or sent notes to my inbox, it has made me feel welcome. This is only a brief introduction but I will share more about me when I post the link to my website where you will be able to read a complete introduction and description of myself. Thank you everyone for reading and have a good night, ElissaMarie

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finishing laundry... preparing for a Shibari workshop later today ...... mmmn... ropes, strings and kinky things hehe such fun!

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Its the First Day or Spring....and I'm able to enjoy it....

I have been exchanging PMs and emails with Natalie since last November. Unfortunately, our stars didn't align until this week when she announced her availabilities. Once I saw her new schedules, I jumped at the chance and booked her right away. I am so glad I did! :grin: Natalie is one sweet, beautiful and lovely redhead spinner! This gorgeous petite young lady knew how to pamper you. Her kisses were passionate and sweet, and her caresses and touches were so sensual, alternating between soft and titillating. She is elegant, geniune and classy, and she has such a friendly and cheerful personality. We passionately took turn in pleasing each other. It was such a big turn-on to see her so sensitive and thoroughly enjoying herself, all the while giving me tips on where to focus my attention on. :wink: Afterwards, we cuddled, we joked and we chatted away - her cheerful personality really shone through. As we parted, we promised to see each other again. I have no doubt this is going to happen very soon.

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Search spinderella. Lots of info.

Catching up on all the LYLA Threads as I have not been online much in the last couple of weeks... Life can often time be way more difficult that it needs to be.

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wondering about the pictures i put on the new website <grin>..... .... awaiting confirmation on an online order that makes me smile more than I may have a right too..... ...thoroughly enjoying relaxation after all the productivity of my grrrrrreat day today!

I did not see her but she is legit and got good reviews on the other ERB. Report back if you meet her ;)

Prebooked and worked the details. Easy and very friendly via text. A reminder text to confirm. Decided to go for the 1.5 hour visit and I would recommend that this is the minimum that you should stay with this cutie. Started with a totally professional, relaxing massage. So intimate and so darn relaxing. After the oil massage with body to body rub, we did things that only girlfriends do! Wow. She is sexier and pretter than her pics and they are pretty hot. Will repeat before she leaves and look forward to her return visit as well as seeing her friends! Great time.

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You want sultry, sexy and unimaginably pleasurable; because you enjoy the finer things in life. You deserve to be treated like a King and spoiled by a bad, bad girl... You deserve the Skylar experience. Satisfaction and pleasure are my only focuses when I am with you :icon_wink: About Skylar :whip: 5'7 Hazel/ Green Eyes 125 lbs 36B Experienced in the Adult Industry Duos Available Some Fetishes Love giving slippery body slides Reverse Body Slides Full Body Massage Treat yourself to the royal treatment at my luxurious West End location. Showers, a hot tub room, wall to wall mirrors; not only will you be in the presence of a sensual beauty your surroundings will also be beautiful and enjoyable :tongue: View my first Recommendation More Pics & Reco's here My Availability this week: Today 10-9 Monday 9-7 Tuesday 4-11 Thursday 9-7 Friday 9-4 To book or inquire text me here 6132665602 :handcuffs: Or call 6138208887

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I concur Taylor Devine has wonderful naturals - enjoy! Cheers

I have seen her many times over a lot of years. Her massages are wonderful. Her place is private and discreet..

Quite right!!!! No wiener pics!!!! Really guys, your little fella may be your pride and joy but frankly she has seen mine and it is so much better than yours, really. Plus it's a known fact that emailing a picture of your penis decreases your sperm count and by exposing it to the internet, you could get a virus. Not a Trojan virus because you didn't wear one when you snapped the pic... you should have worn a condom... and now you will have cooties. Penis cooties. The worst kind of cooties. Penis cooties eat your penis from the inside out. You'll be standing there with a happy Johnson and one day it will just collapse in on itself. Fall off on the floor. Your cat will drag it away and eat it. Then your cat will die. Your kids will hate you due to the fact that you killed the cat. Your wife will leave you for a non penis emailing man because you are now a eunuch. You will have a mangina. Your mangina won't be of much use either because the cooties will eat that too and not in the good way. You will lose your job and become a homeless, penisless, pennyless, rotten mangina cootie freak. You will probably end up being run over by a bus filled with men who have never emailed a picture of their penis to anyone. And you deserve it.