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Katherine is Mainly HFX but she visits me in Fredericton and Saint John. I also go to visit her in HFX. Is it worth it? Well depends on what your perspective of worth is I suppose. Has it been something on your bucket list that you have been wanting to cross off? It is for sure a different dynamic in duo performances. Sone may find it over stimulating, some find excitting. An experienced team knows how to slow it down so that it is at your comfortable pace. Is too subjective fo one size fits all answer. In my experience, duo's are great fun with the right lady. It has to be natural and run smooth as silk. The only way to know if it is worth it is too try it yourself. And well at the end of the day if you didnt enjoy it then you say thanks for the oppurtunity and move on with a memory. If you did enjoy it, then leave with a big smile on your face:)

An absolutely amazing group date yesterday! 5 guys, 3 ladies, a voyeur couple who added a magical running commentary. Everyone had an amazing time together, and everyone was spent!

Myself I use both. Sometimes my own selfy turns out even better than a pro! But I am not one for hiding my face either. And I am an artist at heart so my background still remains important to me. A dirty place, never! I think integrity is key in all aspects of what I do.

I have had the privilege of having Duos with some very fun established Ladies who are Lyla members, I have written recommendations on my experiences under the PEI Recommendations section. I agree with Sophia if your debating in your mind on doing this I say go for it, if it turns out to be awesome all the better if not chalk it up to having an experience. I believe what made my three experiences simply amazing was I had met Carley, Gabriella, Katherine, Sophia and Emily individually before we had met for the Duos. My individual visits with all five ladies was nothing but spectacular, I was very comfortable so I had a good feeling my Duo experience would be just as good and they were Lucky me, thank you again ladies:) For me it was worth it, it was a fantasy of mine for a very long time, in regards to giving one lady more attention than the others the ladies I could see that happening. The ladies I was with were great to make sure all three of us got treated equally in every way.

Dear gentlemen's, I'm Vicky French an independant companion from Montreal and i'm visiting Ottawa this March 23-24-25th!!Incalls or outcalls. Sensual girlfriend experience I'm a warm, passionate & sensual woman. I'm also a student in psychology but always find some time to enjoy life, travel, meet people & get naughty. I'm fun,open minded, bubbly & eager to please. I love romantic dinner, fine wine, champagne...Sexy, classy and a perfect companion for dinnerdate or longer rendez-vous. check out my raving reviews on Caf & Lyla & Perb!!! Stats: 26yrs old 5'4", 115lbs 34C(Nat)-24-34 Light brown hair & green eyes Donation: Hh/160 1hr/260 1.5hr/400 2hrs/500 4hrs dinnerdate/750 You can prebook Now!! Email: [email protected] Website: http://www.vicky-french.com Text only:438-896-5022 Hope to hear from you soon, Vicky French xoxox

Red Heads Do It Better Hello, I am April xo your soon to be favorite masseuse About me... Hmm.. I am very sensual, I love to touch and to play... You can rest assured your always in good hands while with me A session with me is filled with great conversation, even greater body slides a massage of your dreams and ..... I like you to leave feeling refreshed and with a ginormous smile on your face, people are going to be asking you why you're smiling so bright I am available Wednesday & Thursday from 10-7:30pm Text me on my personal line for more info 6136043298 Located in Downtown Ottawa xxoo April

These particular sites actually steal ads and pictures from providers. They then extort money from the providers in order to have the information they stole in the first place removed. In my opinion, they are online pimps. Forcing legitimate providers to pay money to have their pictures removed. As these sites do not own the rights to use these pictures - it is extortion - plain and simple.

My childhood and long time best friend is arriving home today to spend time with me and our families! Haven't seen her since August, I'm so excited!! 30yrs of friendship, now that's a real and true friendship.

Hehe.....They are so worth it, if the ladies are in sync with each other. It comes down to are you looking for a FMF or a FFM - if the first - they should be focusing all their attention on you. If its the second, they need to make sure you are also included and not get carried away with each other. I have done one that was not a success. Turns out she was so shy, wasn't into the older man, and was so young, that even though I was in my 30's, I was still an old lady in her eyes. It was set up basically because the client couldn't seem to get her interested in him, and he thought that by bringing me in, she would somehow change. Even with my magic, I could not get her to relax and enjoy herself. So, if booking a duo, make sure the 2 ladies are really into each other, and love spending time with each other. If you ever wanted to see a great duo, Sophia and Katherine are amazing together. You'll thank me later. xo

any info on this lady? http://ottawa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/melissa-im-b-e-t-t-e-r-than-your-g-i-r-l-f-r-i-e-n-d-ca-cest-sur/25455042

My biggest turn off at the beginning was finding out the lady I was visiting was not into kissing like I was, this is something I enjoy so I ask up front now if I am going to visit someone new.

JMO but photos taken with cell phones can be very sexy and attractive. There are a few ladies here who have selfies taken...and those pictures are very attractive. I think , and just my observation, the biggest problem with selfies using a mirror is that a flash is used and the flash is seen in the mirror. Or standing in front of a light and that causes too much brightness. Probably a little more awareness of lighting would help. But there are other ways to take a selfie, like holding the phone/camera in outstretched hands. I've found professional photos taken accurately show the lady looks. Professional photos don't change a lady's looks, just show her natural beauty, which was there already A rambling RG

Alison 5'3 105 LBS 34C Brown Eye's & Long Brown Hair Curious about what a massage with me is like... Check my recommendations Click Here and if you want to know even more Click Here **I take pride in what I do and in every session with me you will be treated like a king, pampered and massaged (gently or with a little more pressure :icon_wink:), I love to give body slides with just the right amount of oil to really heat up the session... how fun, the oil on our skin.... But I can type about this all day, you'll never know until you try....** **New Downtown Location** My availability Today 9-7pm Wednesday 9-3 Thursday 9-3 Too book our time together call 6133210676 or PM me

Welcome to The Jade Spa Located in Downtown Ottawa We offer sensual, relaxation massage for those who seek an intimate encounter with a skilled and beautiful masseuse We are open Monday-Sunday 10am-11pm (extended weekend hours coming soon) During the long weekend (Friday evening to Monday) We will be open 9-11pm and We will have Sakura & Angela available Sakura's Services: Professional Relaxation massage and Shiatsu great for the neck, shoulders and back. I will leave you feeling completely at ease from any back pain, joint pain ect... My massage skills are unmatched by anyone you have ever met. To spice up our session I do offer some teasing to entice you and lead up to a wonderful climax Angela's Service's Like fine wine Angela's services are delightful. She has several years experience in a variation of different massage styles. The way she works out your tensions proves just how experienced she is. She also likes to add a little sensual flair to her sessions leading up to the finally GRAND RE-OPENING TUESDAY MARCH 29TH, Welcome Mackenzii, Crystal, Alison & April Pictures Of our Smokin' MA'S Mackenzii Alisonxox Aprilxoxxo Crystal's Pics Coming Soon To PreBook a session with Alison or April this week (Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday call 6133210676 Can't wait to see you next week xoxo The Jade Spa Staff PS! We are hiring new Massage Attendants, feel free to PM us for more details

Hello, I think the answers to your questions can be found in the following two threads: Turn off for a hobbyist :http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=181294 Turn offs for a provider: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=176753 Having read a couple of your posts, my impression is that you have had some not so great experiences or have felt not so good about the experience, pictures, lady etc. If this is the case, I'm sorry and I hope you find your experiences better using LYLA as a reference and research point.

Pun intended. I look forward to hearing from you. Allison 613 890-2641

Being able to send money to my daughter in university -2 years ago I couldn't

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

believe it or not.. the highlight of my day is.....right now, sitting in my bath.....sipping Whiskey.. laughing myself silly at the funny 'cat' posts ;) needed the laugh today ;)

I have visited Madison on numerous occasions and just can't get enough of her! Her sexy, sultry voice, bedroom eyes, and a voluptuous body that just won't quit, makes me come back for more. Madison is the beautiful woman next door who takes your breath away. Our encounters right from start to finish are amazingly beautiful. She makes love to your soul, and will treat you like a king. I can't wait until we connect again! Her private but convenient location is the perfect spot for a sexy rendezvous. If you have never met Madison, you are missing out on an amazing time with an amazing lady!

19-101 - I draw the line at 102 - just don't seem to have anything in common with those over the age of 102.

I myself prefer 25+ as I connect better with the mature gentlemen...I have met a select few around 25 that were very polite and mature but I want to spend time with someone I can relate to someone who appreciates me and our time together,I don't want it to just be sex,most of the young guys always feel like they have some shit to prove, I have a big blah blah and I can do this and that to you, I'm not interested in that

Have only had one duo. Sophia and Katherine and what an incredible time it was. Two very beautiful and amazing ladies. Never knew life could be so good.

Sophia is based out of St John and Fredericton (NB) and Katerine typically advertises in Halifax and Sydney (NS). However, they do seem to visit each other on occasion. In fact, you can see a post by Sophia at this very moment about her visiting Halifax and offering time with Katherine: https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=233209 My own one experience with a duo was a bit of a let-down, and Maeghan's advice above is very good. In my case the ladies advertised themselves as interactive friends but it certainly didn't seem the case, and it felt more like I spent some time with each of them individually rather than enjoying the thrills of a group adventure. They were both pleasant, but it was not the experience I was hoping for and the chemistry wasn't there that day. Nevertheless, the idea remains a fantasy and I do hope to someday make another attempt. Indeed, having enjoyed meeting Sophia and knowing of Katherine's wonderful reputation, I don't doubt that Meaghen's words are correct here as well, and time together with them would be memorable.

And unbelievably wicked. Beware, you just might like it, ALOT. Call, text or email Allison for the juicy details. 613 890-2641

Alison 5'3 105 LBS 34C Brown Eye's & Long Brown Hair Curious about what a massage with me is like... Check my recommendations Click Here and if you want to know even more Click Here **I take pride in what I do and in every session with me you will be treated like a king, pampered and massaged (gently or with a little more pressure :icon_wink:), I love to give body slides with just the right amount of oil to really heat up the session...and showers for two, how fun, the hot water dripping off our skin.... But I can type about this all day, you'll never know until you try....** **New Downtown Location** My availability Today 9-7pm Wednesday 9-3 Thursday 9-3 Too book our time together call 6133210676 or PM me

Hey, I am available to hang out all day today Curvy, long blonde hair, bright green eyes, smooth skin, shower fresh, and talented. I also give amazing back massages Come hang out, lets have a glass of wine and take our time making each other completely happy! Come to me in the west end or let me come to you!

You want sultry, sexy and unimaginably pleasurable; because you enjoy the finer things in life. You deserve to be treated like a King and spoiled by a bad, bad girl... You deserve the Skylar experience. Satisfaction and pleasure are my only focuses when I am with you :icon_wink: About Skylar :whip: 5'7 Hazel/ Green Eyes 125 lbs 36B Experienced in the Adult Industry Duos Available Some Fetishes Love giving slippery body slides Reverse Body Slides Full Body Massage Treat yourself to the royal treatment at my luxurious West End location. Showers, a hot tub room, wall to wall mirrors; not only will you be in the presence of a sensual beauty your surroundings will also be beautiful and enjoyable :tongue: View my first Recommendation More Pics & Reco's here My Availability this week: Tuesday 3-11 Thursday 9-7 Sunday 10-9 To book or inquire text me here 6132665602 :handcuffs: Or call 6132747073

Hey Capital, Thank you again for your PM. I really appreciate it and as I said... you are adorable! I didn't realize you are an SP...or female. Anyway, I just wanted to say again that I really appreciate the apology and your explanation makes sense. Sending you a cyber-hug and butt-pinch, Jessy. Ok... have you ever.... had a pet hop in bed with you, intruding at a very um... inopportune moment? I was kissing the lower regions of my boyfriend at the time... super into what I was doing, all sensual...I open my eyes lazily to gaze up at (who I thought at the time was) my perfect man but instead of him I opened my eyes to my cat's round innocent eyes, his nose an inch from mine and was greeted with a very loud. "Meow?" that translates to "Whatcha doin Mom. Food time????" Kinda killed the moment (for a moment) as I and the BF cracked up laughing (he saw it happen). This in no way gives the humor of the moment any justice as its one of those you-had-to-be-there things. I actually have a lot of pet-invasion moments... Ive considered the possibility that they may be doing it on purpose and be laughing about it later. Thank god for hotels... as for my home life, I finally accepted a few years ago that theres no way around it, as if I lock the door, they sit there incessantly meowing in harmony til I let them in. Sigh.... :-)

Good day gentlemen! I am available today until 4h30pm for incalls by woodroffe and fallowfield. private clean dis.creet no door fee access to shower you are welcome to txt me at 613 261 4169 or pm me for infos and booking. a bientot! xoxox Lany

Hello boys, Who here has a spring in their step? I know the weather isn't fully cooperating, however I am doing my best to don my spring apparel and frolic in the sunshine. I have a plethora of flowy, flowery dresses that bring a smile to my face and hopefully yours. And besides, while winter is holding on strong with its cold, dead hands, my hotel room stays as warm as the thermostat will allow. So why not see what all the fuss is about? My name is Natalie and I am an absolutely adorable and petite young woman who is a classically trained musician (turned rock star), record collector, former gymnastics coach and all around happy person. I believe that the best encounters are ones that feature genuine chemistry, something that requires time and trust between two emotionally engaged people. When contacting please provide as much information as possible including phone number, forum handles, desired date and time and favourite Weezer album. I prefer e-mail as a first point of contact. I also recommend visiting my twitter page as I am quite proud of my ability to get my point across in limited characters as well as the many pictures available for your ogling. http://www.twitter.com/natalie_escort So, about me: Age: 28 Height: 5ft Weight: 100lbs Hair: Red Eyes: Green Bust: 32B Butt: Amazing Schedule: Tuesday (22nd): 10:30am-2pm, 7-9pm Wednesday: 9am-9pm Thursday: 9am-2pm, 7-9pm Friday: 9am-9pm Saturday: 8am-12pm Donation is 250/hour

Hello, I was waiting to formally introduce myself when my website was finished and available for you to see but is still under construction and since I have participated in a couple of threads already I think it's best to get started the way I should have when I signed up, introducing myself so I will do it now :) I am ElissaMarie . I have added an album to my profile for those who want to see photos of myself and I also have a Twitter account as @MsElissaMarie and I think by tomorrow everything will be ready for my website's launch and I am beyond excited! I also want to thank the members who have left messages on my profile or sent notes to my inbox, it has made me feel welcome. This is only a brief introduction but I will share more about me when I post the link to my website where you will be able to read a complete introduction and description of myself. Thank you everyone for reading and have a good night, ElissaMarie

Its the First Day or Spring....and I'm able to enjoy it....

Prebooked and worked the details. Easy and very friendly via text. A reminder text to confirm. Decided to go for the 1.5 hour visit and I would recommend that this is the minimum that you should stay with this cutie. Started with a totally professional, relaxing massage. So intimate and so darn relaxing. After the oil massage with body to body rub, we did things that only girlfriends do! Wow. She is sexier and pretter than her pics and they are pretty hot. Will repeat before she leaves and look forward to her return visit as well as seeing her friends! Great time.

if you are talking the 'actual' wonders.. no, I have not.. but... in my crazy eclectic life.. I *have* seen.. up close and personal-like quite a number of what I consider actual wonders... - 3 wk old baby initially born very premature (30 wks gestation I believe)... literally die.. for almost 4 minutes.. and is now a happy, brilliant and sharp-witted 21 yr old... - drug addict and shut in, in and out of institutions for years...now is happily married with two gorgeous children... - 16 yr old street kid now owns their own business that has people flocking to it due to the nature of the owner.. ...... tons more, but hehe ;) I'm usually prone to saying life itself, is wonderous.. no matter a maytag box or a mansion ...so enjoy it ;)

Can we PLEASE stop comparing SPs to restaurants or retail stores? We're not. We're people offering a service. If you're going to use comparisons, then look at the variance in personal services such as life coaches, personal trainers, or hair dressers -- unregulated personal services. Differences in prices don't necessarily relate to differences in appearances, or services, or whatnot. There are a variety of factors involved in why someone structures their rates the way they do.

Let's see the OP becoming an SP and charging $80/hh when he can get away with $350+/hr ;)

So what? You think we are in it for love or something? lol

If you'll all forgive me, I'm going to digress into a meta-post for a moment. Some folks have expressed the opinion that we really shouldn't be having this conversation and rates should never be questioned. I agree that it's inappropriate to question any individual provider's rates, but... I think there's significant value in having a conversation about rates in general. I've seen it in the past, but I don't think it has happened recently. That means there's probably quite a few people who are reading this for the first time and, therefore, benefiting from it. Yes, the rates can look pretty high, especially if you're new to the industry - but as Pete said, if you think they're bad here, take a look at what you'd pay south of the border. What we clients often don't understand immediately is how much time providers spend on things for which they don't get paid directly (which hasn't been talked about much in this thread), and how much money all the behind-the-scenes stuff costs. I'd like to thank the ladies who took the time to give us some idea of that - and Mia in particular. Guys, remember: the person you're spending time with is like a swan. She may look serene and beautiful on the surface... but there's a hell of a lot of paddling going on underneath. Okay, that's enough discussion about the discussion. As you were!

Well you were wasting her time weren't you? You didn't consider her rate before you contacted her. That is just common sense. And common courtesy.

Discussing SP or MA rates in public is just rude. We do not have to justify our rates. Too expensive? Shake it off, and pass to the next.

Sounds like my dream girl! ;)

Wow! very good thread. The do and don't go both ways and the truth is I never had any issue with ladies on this board. So kudos to Lyla's ladies :)

should try mizz ava on bp

Extreme Arrogance and "Holier than thou" attitude Ads that list all of these "No kissing and no DATY" It's all fine and dandy and to each his own......but for me it makes me feel like the lady isn't engaged in what she is doing nor enjoys intimacy. (strictly my opinion) I realize not every cat enjoys intimacy but I do. Also if I visited with a lady that does not enjoy or allow DATY I would probably have a nervous breakdown or start crying or something ;) hehehe for the record ..... I don't mind at all being called baby or babes. I have gotten to know some ladies very well and that is just part of their personality and how they interact. It is just them :) It's cool.

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.