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I will soon have a grand child, my son's wife will give birth before the end of the month, can't wait. The only thing that sucks is that they live in Alberta and i have to travel to go and see them.

make up for things you 'lack'? yikes....who says you're 'lacking'? ;) I am a bit bigger than I'd like.. but am prone to saying I still have an hourglass... just have a bit more sand hehe... ;) and yes.. if a person judges you on your weight alone.... before even seeing/meeting you.. yeah...keep looking ;)

I'm currently an Executor of a fairly large estate. It's a serious job and time consuming. Be sure to fully understand the responsibility involved. That being said this estate comes with a little bit of what some may view as controversy others wouldn't. When asked, I read the will and offered no narrative at all and agreed provided he sit down with the named beneficiaries and walk them through it so if there were issues they'd arise now and could be explained and not down the road when I could be left to explain them or be asked to explain them. Once that was done I was good to go. There could still be an issue but I can at least say......"you were told and had the opportunity raise concerns then"... now I am legally obligated to act on the deceased wishes as outlined. Peace MG

The message takes about three to five days give or take to clear moderation (I've had messages like this) If for some reason it's an offensive type message, spam, soliciting etc report it to Mod Otherwise just let it wait moderation and approval RG

Pistol Annies - Family Feud. "Family Feud" Fine china stacked by the kitchen sink Aunt Tammy's in there claiming all the diamond rings Uncle Bobby's holding up the TV set The only thing they are grieving over Is what they ain't gonna get She's only been in the ground a day or two I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud Great gran daddy's shotgun started it all She wasn't even cold Before they ripped it off the wall Wanda's fighting Angie over antique quilts Nobody even waited for the reading of the will If Daddy was here he'd beat us black and blue I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud I'm watching it all go down in shame Wish the whole house would go up in flames Who gives a damn about a cedar chest? When we just laid her soul to rest She's only been in the ground a day or two I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud She's probably rolling over in her grave 'Cause the good lord giveth and the family taketh away

I disagree with this framing. I think there's a movement toward being more deliberate and choosey about our interactions with others, rather than avoiding them all together. People may opt to shop online from the comfort of home rather than deal with interacting with strangers at the mall, but for many people, shopping is about getting a certain product into their hands. Human interactions in shopping are at best neutral, and at worst something annoying to be endured. Today we have more options than ever before for ways to engage with others, and while many decry how people are always looking at their cell phones, I think that facilitating interactions with other people is one of the biggest uses of technology these days. I think we are and will continue to see the same trends with how technology interacts with sexuality. There's an unprecedented amount easily accessible porn for every taste out there, and an amazing variety of sex toys for all genders and bodies. We have more options than ever before for getting sexual pleasure without human interactions. Yet many people are still choosing to interact with a live human, be it by seeing an escort, phone sex, or paying for live cam shows. People are not, en mass, abandoning human interaction, just changing up and evolving the ways we get it. I think we're very far away from truly life-like sex robots (we're still solidly in the uncanny valley), and I think that when technology does reach the point where it can mimic human appearance and behaviour well enough to be arousing rather than off-putting (for the majority), rather than using it to avoid human interactions, we're going to see it used largely to facilitate interactions from a distance. For some that may be connecting with a long distance romantic partner, for others, interacting with a remote sex worker. But I don't think that interactions with technology will ever supplant or satisfy our desires for human interaction, which seems to be a majority motivator for people to spend the money seeing a sex worker vs just staying home and rubbing one with some high quality sex toys and porn.

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Well, I took the plunge with this 40-something MIL* (Note: she doesn't provide the F part :lol:). (The $#@%^& censorship robot had to be circumvented). She provided me with a very detailed message describing her services, and I booked her for the most basic offering, just in case. I needn't have worried. She proved to be very friendly and highly skilled at her craft. I thoroughly enjoyed the build-up and the finale, which left me very happy. I will definitely repeat. Please note that she operates a legit studio in a multi-business building on a busy street a little outside of downtown, and she does not wish any info posted that could possibly identify her. Please be very circumspect on the public board, and very careful when sharing her info in private. I normally provide as much public detail as discretion allows, but in this case, I will err on the side of caution. I will not share details via PM either. There's no need for me to describe the session, since C provides all the info you need to know to book her, and she will deliver. Start by PMing her, and go from there. I'm sure you'll be happy you did.

I don't watch many movies and in fact I haven't seen any of this years best picture nominees. Saw Everest little while ago and loved it. BUT, just got around to seing the 1st Hunger Games and I liked it too. If you read between the lines, loved Everest, liked Hunger Games.

And what happens in the wind you "Blow Away" :-) George Harrison Blow Away See if this thread comes back to life or not RG

Actually, this has nothing to do with anything and the opposite is true. I don't pay lyla a dime (we only have to pay for banners and such) but if I were to be on BP I would have to pay. Price is not why I avoid BP like the plague, the reputation of the site and the types of people on them (hobbyists and SPs alike) is what influences my decision. These scamsters don't mind paying the fee because they make a ton of money fooling people. They don't come here on lyla because if they do, they get found out in no time and are banned. That's the real difference IMO. Lyla has accountability and mod who actually does his job...and very freaking well at that!! BP doesn't care as long as they get their fee. There's no policing so chaos reigns. I do see why you would think that, but its not the case. xo

Plane ticket to go and see my son, his wife and their new born baby(as soon as the baby wants to come out).

much anticipated package literally JUST arrived!!!!! I could win the lottery right now,, and wouldn't come close to comparing how I feel right now!!! BEST...... DAY.. EVER so far.....(well.. best once I am allowed to open it up hehe) <pacing.... tail flicking excitedly.... purring, mewling... pawing ground......>

trying soooooooo hard to contain unbelievable levels of excitement... at the arrival of a wonderfully special package that I prrrrrromised not to open alone... grrrrr <...bounding, leaping.. pouncing... purring, growling... swatting at air...chasing own tail...>

Happy Birthday Meaghan.... May your day be amazing....

Have an absolutely amazing birthday beautiful lady. You do so much for others I hope some do for you today. Big hugs winging across Canada!

Happy Birthday girl! Hope it's a good one

Happy Birthday Meaghan, I hope all you give out to this community and to the world returns to you x 1 million. You're a very kind person and truly deserve for all your wishes to become a reality :) xoxoxo ElissaMarie

happy birthday Meaghan have a good one

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I'm laughing because I went to a gentlemen's house a few nights ago.. we didn't start in the other room but when we did eventually get in there I initially put my socks back on because he had the window open and it was freezing.. once I finally warmed up I took them off again. But as for the gent.. I don't have a foot fetish so whatever gets your/his rocks off is fine with me. Be comfortable. Some guys are shy and aren't comfortable even taking their shirts off.. do what makes you feel good.

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I would decline and explain your reasons. I would also be extremely reluctant to agree to be someone's executor even if there were no issues with how things are assigned. I've done it and it's a lot of work.

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I would agree with you on this one. This should be a family matter and you do not want to get involved with that drama. As Meaghan said, tell him your thoughts about the situation from an objective point of view and it might give him something to think about. If it were me in this position, I would tell them thanks for thinking of me and trusting me with such a matter but it's a family issue that I wouldn't want to be entangled with.

I would say why you are declining to be his executor. It just might give him food for thought.

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This thread reminds me of a wedding ring on/off. So many decisions. Ring on socks off. Ring off socks on. Ring off socks off. I'd rather save save a few minutes and do something more fun and I don't think my favourite notices anyway.

New Banners....

Add to that the Felina's now advertising duos with Lisa (Curvy Woman). I mean, phwoah, talk about a dream team of voluptuousness. I think I'm going to have to save up my sheckles.

I always have to chuckle at the vehemence most people have towards this, usually the "off" side. You rarely hear from anyone on the "on" side. I for one don't care; it doesn't impact my arousal level at all unless of course they are dirty or smelly and that is a different story. For me it's personal preference for the gent. I know some who have circulation issues and without socks their feet end up freezing which detracts from the pleasure of the moment. Some see them as a security thing. Either way, I'm more about the person being comfortable and focused on either me or what I'm doing to them. As to the whole "graceful" thing, don't worry about it. Socks are one of those things we all deal with and neither putting them on or taking them off is a graceful thing for most people. Whip em off, fall over, have a laugh and then get to the good stuff lol.

Saw Carmen today, she is definitely the real deal..... Will post a reco in a day or two

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Do I miss my ex? With every bullet... Guess I'm enjoying being single.

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This has been discussed before but I just saw a 'gentleman' who tried to be very aggressive, I gave him a nice hug and he squeezed my bum very hard and I gave him the benefit of the doubt and kindly told him I do not like that and that we need to take care of the 'business before pleasure'. He asked me invasive questions like if I live here (in the in call location he was seeing me at) and asked a few times, and kept asking what my real name was in a teasing manner but kept asking at least 5 times, saying he's a nice guy and just wants to know because he knows Mirella must not be my real name and he feels weird not calling me by my real name (?!). He also asked what I was taking in school and when I told him I do not discuss things like that for obvious privacy reasons he said do I not like him enough to tell him things about myself and I said no I just do not discuss certain things about my private life and he said I must not be in school then(???!) lol. He continued to grab my bum aggressively and very firmly and after asking him a few times VERY nicely(too nice!!) and him actually laughing saying I should lighten up because I have a butt made for squeezing, I told him sorry but he would have to leave. Keep in mind he booked for 30 minutes and at this point he was here for about 20 minutes and I also did $40 off my regular donation as a 'special'. He refused to leave for a few minutes so I went out of the room and waited a few minutes for him and when he came out he was literally whining saying can we please do more stuff and I told him I am choosing to cut the time short because he disrespected me in multiple ways. He was standing at the door for a couple minutes and I even ended up giving him $20 back just so he can leave and that did not even work. I told him kindly, which other girls I'm sure would not have been so kind, to please just leave because it is my property and my personal choice to not continue our time together. He ended up leaving because he clearly saw I was offended. I do not understand why some people are like that. it's not too difficult to just be a nice and kind respectful human being and then you can have a great time. It is that simple! *For the record, I really like my bum touched a lot, but the way he was doing it was very aggressive and very hard and the last squeeze was very hard to the point where it actually hurt a lot and felt like it would bruise.

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I've been following this site for a long time now, and it is amazing how often the same, issues, concerns and complaints come up. Things that should be obvious often are not. I thought it might help if I compiled a summery of some of the more common concerns for the newbie section. Hopefully it will help get some of the new gents to the hobby off on the right foot. There may be some here that don't apply to all people or situations, but these are some of the more common ones I have seen over the years: 1. Do your homework first. Nobody likes to have to spend time writing out answers to questions they have already provided answers for on their website or ad. 2. Be respectful during the initial contact. Being abrupt or rude is definitely a bad start. 3. Don't be too explicit. The laws are such that everyone is restricted in what can be said. Some are more careful than others with this, but remember that you are simply compensating for her time. That's all. Asking for anything more specific will often get you no reply at all. 4. Don't haggle. This is not a flea market. Nothing kills the mood faster than telling someone that they are worth less than they think they are. If she is out of your price range, move on politely. 5. If you have to cancel, let her know ASAP. Life sometimes gets in the way of the best laid plans. Their time is their source of income and they have promised some of it to you. At least give them some notice if you won't be able to make it. If you can't give notice, consider offering to compensate her. It has already cost her the time, whether or not you were there. (E-transfers can make this super easy.) ....And just not showing up without letting her know at all is so incredibly disrespectful and uncool. (and a sure way to get yourself black listed.) Just don't do it. 6. If you are sick, cancel. Nobody wants your illness. (But see number 5) 7. Hygiene -It shocks me how often this one comes up. It is for your own benefit to not have her repulsed during your time together. Take a shower and brush your teeth as close to the appointment as possible. If you can't, then ask if she has shower facilities. Many do. (But remember it is on your time.) oh... and wear deodorant! 8. If she asks you to take a shower before hand.... take one. It means one of two things. a) She has a policy that all clients take one, or b) you smell. Either way, it is the same answer: Take the shower if she asks. 9. Respect her time. This means being on time, but not early. Not always easy to be precise, but do what you can. If you are late, don't expect that she will let you stay later to make up for it. Also, don't expect her to be ready early just because you showed up early. Remember, you have an appointment. Respecting her time also means leaving when your time is up without having to be asked over and over. 10. Have the envelope ready at the beginning of the date. Don't make her ask. It kills the mood. I just place it on the dresser or table as I walk in. They can address it or not as they see fit. Of course, all of these points can be summed up with two words: "show respect". If you use that as a guideline, you can't go wrong. I know there are some points that I have missed and some that not everyone will agree with. Remember, this isn't my list. It is a compilation of the most common concerns I have seen since I started following the site. Feel free to add to it if I have missed any.

I am not From Winnipeg but as I read this thread I am struck by the fact that the situation is probably not that much different here in St. John's.... I think the local market here has been flooded with reduced service level BP ads where providers are competing based upon cost and as a result making it harder for more reputable local and touring ladies who may charge more but provide an extremely better experience that in my opinion is actually cheaper if all factors are taken into account. Many BP ads quote rates that are designed to attract our eye but in fact are not the actual cost of the actual services we are looking for... everything is an extra... ie. yeah I do that but it's more. Many BP ads are for ladies whose actual in call location is nothing like the high end hotels in their pictures and as we all know too well the their pictures even when actual pictures of them are not truly representative of their current appearance. There is good reasons why Lyla ladies and other professionals in this business charge more it's because to operate professionally in this industry they have to invest in themselves... photos... gym... healthy eating.... periods away from work for rejuvenation to say nothing of the cost associated for travel... incall locations etc. Guys... we get what we pay for... if we pass up on the wonderful Lyla lady for the $80 hh special then we should not be surprised if the local lady moves along and the touring gems stop including our smaller market cities in their schedule. Now before I get called on for beating up on BP let me just just that it can be a great advertising location...an is used by many many very reputable high end providers I'm just saying the onus is on us clients to do the homework... verify the ads... share our experience and not look to always get a deal that all to often is not really a deal at all..... if you pay $80 for hh instead of $300 for an hour but actually only stay $15 minutes and leave without even your $80 expectations met have you really saved any money? Just my Opinion

If it's someone I've met before and enjoyed, I'm usually excited to see them again. If it's someone new, while I'm still excited, I hope that they will be open to and with me and that it will be an exchange of energy even if it's a pleasure session.

I am always nervous, and hoping that things go well. And when they knock on the door, I take a couple deep breaths before I open the door to shake off nerves. Yup - us ladies get nervous too ;)

I saw Taylor at Angel's Touch a couple of weeks ago. I was a bit of a last minute walk in, but was I glad I did. Not only does she have an amazing set of hands(she seems to instinctively find the knots and sore spots and ease them away), but she is fun to talk with. The time flew by and I think we both lost track of the time. Lovely curves and a great personality. A great experience, I look forward to visiting with her again!

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