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We are now only six months into the Liberal majority government mandate and I am beginning to wonder. P.M. Trudeau has indeed already met some of his election promises (which is great) and there are indications that other promises are working their way through the system. I am very nervous and scared that they will ratify the TPP and that will be yet another global screwing of Canadians in order to support big business and the multinationals. On a level more pertinent to members here, I have yet to hear any indication that the Protection of Communities and Exploited Persons Act (Bill C-36) will be repealed, amended or even sent to the Supreme Court for interpretation of its legality. Perhaps this is in the works and understandably its probably not something that they want to publicly acknowledge, so I still have at least some minor hopes for action. I have for my entire adult life communicated with my local Member of Parliament or the various Prime Ministers and I always received a reply, if even only a form letter, until the Harper government took office. Since then nothing. I even occasionally had a phone call about whatever I wrote about from my M.P. Following the election I wrote under my own name to the Prime Minister Mr. Trudeau, the Justice Minister and Attorney General Jody Wilson-Raybould and to my local M.P. about the legislation based on Bill C-36. I received not even an acknowledgement so perhaps our present government is in reality little different from the past one. To my knowledge which is based solely on following web sites of the organizations that speak for sex workers, there is no lobbying going on to keep the subject in the mind of government at a Canadian level. I follow as best as I can P.O.W.E.R, Maggies, Stella and P.I.V.O.T., all of whom made presentations at the hearings on Bill C-36. My position prior to the legislation was that it will be responsible for the deaths of women. I still believe that to be true, primarily for street workers. I cannot help but wonder if well established sex workers who do actually screen for their personal safety are not on their very individual level very happy with the legislation as it now exists. I certainly do not see SP's here being at all vocal about the legislation other than to use its existence as a way of telling clients who they can actually trust. As for Mr. Trudeau and Jody Wilson-Raybould I shall be a bit more patient and see if their, "Sunny Days", indeed is real.

Guys! Exciting times in the world of Natalie! First off, I have officially moved into my new incall location! It's so beautiful and I am so excited to share my space with you! It features a massive king size bed that is so comfy you will never want to leave. Plus, the views are simply stunning! I even moved my plants here so they can take advantage of the floor to ceiling windows. And because it is now a condo instead of a cramped hotel room I can now act like a proper host. Do you like wine? Nespresso coffee? Cheese? Fruit? I have it all! I also purchased a Bose music system so we can fully appreciate my carefully curated playlists. It is located near Little Italy and has free parking. Isn't that better than meandering downtown? To learn more about me you can now visit my website! Yes, I finally made one. Lyla and Twitter are great and all but I didn't feel "official" yet. So now you can head on over to: http://www.missnaughtynatalie.com and learn more about me and what I offer. I am quite proud of this site and pulled an all nighter getting it online! I am available all week and my schedule is as follows: Monday: 7-9pm Tuesday: 9am-2pm, 7-9pm Wednesday: 9am-9pm Thursday: 12pm-9pm Friday: 7-9pm Can't wait to see you guys!

I am posting on this thread against my gut feeling....allow me to explain why. I have been an active poster for many years, ( sadly lost 1000 post somewhere along the way). Seems that year by year, we have actually less and less tolerance for other peoples points of view or simply jump on one another for either simple ignorance or even as silly as misspellings! I have witnessed an increased amount of " slamming" or belittling over simple mistakes. Trying to be smarter, wiser or more ethical than the last poster. Even right now.... I was going to post from my phone, but for whatever reason my phone will not show autocorrect, so I am using my laptop. Not that I am stupid or anything but with this post I have learned that if my spelling or grammar is not 100% perfect people will always point out any small mistake I may make! I had not realized that I was supposed to have an English major to post. I find this is unethical, and very distracting to the points I am trying to get across. Seeing backlash for simple errors is not lighting the room in a happy glow. Also, I have witnessed many new Gent's and Ladies who are just trying to learn the ropes, only to get slammed by senior posters that it is a " dumb" question, or what not. These poor souls end up slinking back and afraid to post again for fear of being judged. I have many GF's that feel this way about Lyla ( CERB). And is sad to hear that as this site was always a great way to feel like we belong and not isolated. I feel there is new era, " Dog Eat Dog" as the saying goes, where once we stood together. A person tries to post their views only to be told by a gang of people how stupid they are! I have seen some who have long term memberships say very extreme bulling statements here and yet no one stands against them , it is not reported or challenged cause well it was so and so and anyone who opposes them will get the wrath! This only creates an unhealthy balance of equality for a community such as ours! Where some can get away with what ever they wish as long as it is sugar coated and fluffed with big words , and the straight up comments not nearly as vicious seem to get the wrath. I agree fully that all posts and discussions should be performed in good taste and conscience, and when I see some who are obviously " baiting" another into an argument that can be seen as "hostile" that does not seem fair. It is our human nature to try to defend ourselves when so wrongly misquoted. For these reasons, I simply do not post in any hot topics. We have lost the ability to speak with grace and understanding. Until we do, this site will only continue to become barren:( I do not agree that our new laws are to blame. Who is to say that your not simply posting on your own " date life experience" ? I mean it is not like we ever stated... " when I spend an hour with....and I was unhappy" NO...our ADULT CONVERSATIONS always have been in GENRAL. Advice, topics, questions, have no identity as to whom or when or where. Anyhow, thought I would speak up on this post for this time. But refuse to be "baited" inot yet another drama thread lol.

Yes, more than I can ever express, however she's an ex only because the universe called her for a reason that I have yet to fathom. I realize how lucky I was, we were, and I look back with great memories. One cannot stop time or what is meant to be.

Thanks to those who have contributed to this thread and it's particularly nice to see some people who used to write some really good posts jumping back in. Like Sophia who has perhaps analyzed this change more than I have, I don't see this as a legal question. Maybe it's as Berlin said that times change and people change and that time is an issue. I do know that I have seen newer members ask a question or make a point to be directed by a long term member to a previous thread. Been there and done that and though I am at least reasonably intelligent I have never yet figured out the search function to any degree of satisfaction so my thoughts are to newer members to ask away, to contribute and to start new discussions. This has always been a truly respectful site to me It's like an adult version of Facebook and those few times that someone has been trolling or disrespectful I simply have ignored and then all seems good. Every single one of us on here, SP or client, has opinions and thoughts and beliefs on a wide range of topics and I think I can say that many of us enjoy reading about the variety of things that make our lives interesting. It's a dull day that one does not learn something new. Without the old Cerb there are a lot of things that I would never have appreciated or known.

Wearing a smile always works for me.

My question, since Duffy acquitted on all 31 counts of fraud, breach of trust and bribery, and Vaillancourt laid blame at the Prime Minister's Office, when is the Crown going after Harper, Wright and the others in the PMO at the time And frankly, got to wonder about the competence of the police and Crown Attorneys. With all the investigative resources at their disposal, and they couldn't make even get a guilty conviction on even just one of the thirty one charges. RG

INDEED! It was viewed by many as an Adult Facebook....and hope we can return to that! Thanks for bring a well rounded and relevant topic to life. My hopes are that new memebers may feel more comfortable with disscusion. NOT LECTURES...but merely adults discusing what we feel is important.

Spent some time with Lexi today and can honestly say that she exceeded my expectations by a long shot. She's smart,witty with a great personality, truly a pleasure to be with and has skills that are at 10 out of 10 for me. She is one sexy attractive woman. Treat her right and she will do the same. Looking forward to seeing her again.

My first tank of gas for my Harley .. :)

Having to wait until Friday to get my new Hog and the weather is nice out now

Despite his public posturing, I think that Ted Cruz has only ever acknowledged one god in his entire life, and that god is Ted Cruz. And to the same degree that he loves himself, he loathes all other human beings. I think he'd do far, far more harm in office than Donald Trump ever could. Donald Trump strikes me as smarter than his current public persona, but not as much smarter as he thinks. His success comes from waving the angry flag of all those who bitterly resent that they once held the cultural center stage, but now find themselves marginalized by new demographics and the erosion of the unearned privilege they took for granted. But the support of a bitter and resentful minority isn't enough to win a general election. Hillary Clinton is too scheming and calculating a candidate for me to get excited about, but she's the best of a bad lot, by a long stretch. Sanders would have been interesting (though I had some reservations), but I think that ship has now sailed. All in all, I'm glad I'm Canadian.

It was a beautiful day on PEI and although Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest I broke the rule and was outside all day in the flower beds. THAT was my way of enjoying and relaxing, sore out of shape muscles and all. AND... tomorrow is opening day of lobster season. I may take the afternoon off tomorrow. Have a feed already planned. :)

I completely agree about Cruz. I religious and constitutional zealot would be very very scary. As for Trump, I do assume that he must be intelligent????? If so, he will know what he does not know and hopefully get good advisers. I still cannot see him being elected in a general election.

waiting for a client - playing my favorite music to get in the mood ...feeling sexy

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Does not realy matter for me i would say all the above and i love to be supprised whit what she is wearing

I'm still trying to figure out how this site works lol

Cleo Catra

Lonna Lux. I could die a happy man after one more session with the amazing miss lux.

It's A Long Way To Tipperary I'm actually watching Das Boot RG :-)

1: How did you book with her if you do not know who she is? 2: Why book with her if you know nothing about her? Additional Comments: I have heard that posts like this are a way of circumventing advertising rules. Perhaps a way to test the waters for a new lady? The link is to a picture only, not an ad. There is no name or contact information for the woman. The OP is a brand new member and this is their first post. And no follow up or response to other's questions. Very strange.

This is an incredibly complicated question that depends on a lot of individual factors, as well as what we believe it means to be "physically a woman." If you're asking if it's possible for a trans woman to be consistently read as cis (identifying with the gender they were assigned at birth), even by people who are physically intimate with her, then the answer is yes, absolutely. This isn't true for all trans women, and not all trans women care about or want to be read as cis. Not all trans women are interested in bottom surgery. But it is definitely possible for some trans women. Hormones can have a very dramatic effect on the texture of skin, distribution of body fat, body smells etc. Vaginoplasty and labiaplasty surgical techniques can construct genitals that self-lubricate, are orgasmic, and that you could not tell by look or feel were surgically constructed (and keep in mind that there's a lot of variation in the way that vulvas and vaginas look and feel.) Things like genetics also play a huge role in how hormones influence the expression of typically male or female traits. There are plenty of people who naturally look very androgynous, have very little body and facial hair, fine bone structure, high voices etc. And for people who figure out that they're trans very young, puberty blockers can completely prevent the "wrong" secondary sex characteristics from developing. I think in discussions like these we also need to think very critically about our assumptions about what makes a person a man or a woman. Culturally and socially there are a whole lot of assumptions about these categories - assumptions about biology, never mind things like social roles and expectations - that are just plain inaccurate, and fail to account for normal human variation. Biologically, females produce eggs, males produce sperm. That's it - that's the criteria for an individual being biologically male or female. Things like hormones, secondary sex characteristics, genitals, and even chromosomes do not define our biological sex. While we can say that certain characteristics typically go together, we all fall on a bell curve, and those tail ends of the bell curve are still part of normal human variation. So a few examples: Androgen insensitivity syndrome can result in someone who is genetically XY to develop phenotypically female. They may be assigned female at birth, identify as a woman and never even know that they are XY. Poly cystic ovarian syndrome (PCOS) is very common among women and one of the symptoms for many people is growth of facial and body hair that is coarser and darker than is typical for women. While most people will have either XX or XY sex chromosomes, some people are also only born with a single sex chromosome (X or Y) or three or more sex chromosomes (polysomies - for example XXY, XXX, XXXY, XXXXY etc). At birth babies are typically assigned a gender based on the appearance of their genitals, however, a small percentage of people will have ambiguous genitalia at birth. They may have their genitals surgically altered shortly after birth - usually to resemble a typical vulva (not best practice, and often considered a human rights violation), or may grow up with genitals that don't resemble a typical penis or vulva. They may or may not opt for surgical reconstruction as adults and the gender they were assigned at birth may or may not fit their actual gender identity. Beyond biology, we also should think about how the ways we are socialized influence our ideas of who is a man or woman, and what is feminine. Largely, western ideas of femininity and beauty are strongly constructed around white European phenotypes, cultures, and beliefs about class. It's not just trans women whose womanhood and femininity is constantly challenged, but also women of colour, most notably black women (see all of the awful comments about the Williams sisters' bodies as a prominent example.) These messages about what constitutes valid and real femininity are everywhere and deeply ingrained in our cultures. We are not at fault for internalizing them but I do believe it behooves us to look critically about how these ideas are influenced by things like racism and classism, how they are built on false beliefs about biology, and how these ideas harm and constrain us all. Trans women often bear the most severe consequences - discrimination and violence - of these narrow definitions of who is a man or woman, and what is acceptable femininity, but all women and men are impacted negatively by them. If you've ever felt insecure about your masculinity it's these very ideas at play, and you too would benefit from us collectively reexamining them.

I really miss the days you were going to a SC to look at beautifull women and spend time with then in the CR instead of being offered all kind of services and be pressure if you're not interested

This is worthless without a name or link. Gloating without any info won't get you many brownie points. If she is that good a reco would be helping her a lot. And us.

I have done a lot of videography (concert, events) & DVD/Bluray production for 10+ years. This type of video isn't my specialty but I would say stay away from doing it yourself using you cell phone even if you have an Iphone 6/Galaxy 6/7. Most good cameras shoot good HD video and are readily accessible - even if you rent form Henrys. IMO invest in getting good photos done first to go along with a website then move onto quick videos. I certainly think videos can capture personality better in general but videos with poor production values can be a real turn off. I think it is possible to do it yourself with right equipment and if you had a suitable environment with optimal lighting. I probably use 5 different video editors in the course of a week but software that'll do the job can be purchased in the $100 range. As Anna says video editing is more involved than editing photos ( photographers now will be sending me nasty messages! ;)) but software does help if video properly shot in first place. Video is not to the stage where clients need to see but its a good way to stand out

Hi Mia, Great thread. I think videos can be a wonderful marketing tool if they have relatively high production value. That, however, tends to cost alot of money... like a lot; that is, unless you are a film student, or have some similarly talented friends helping you out. Otherwise, a video can be unflattering and work against you. I am pretty confident about my looks, and consider myself to be photogenic and, yet, when I do photos, my friend (a hobby photographer) takes hundreds of photos over the course of a day or two, and as many as a dozen or so photos, or as few as three or four are winners... Those photos that capture an essence, a moment, a sexy pose, some sparkle. Something that captivates clients and potential clients who will view them. And, even then, photos usually have to be adjusted for light, etc, etc, and that is a great deal of work if you want a polished photo (unless you are super trained on the software and even then), even if you are not aiming for magazine quality, which I do not. And, yet, image management is important. A video format is like hundreds and sometimes thousands of singular frames strung together. There are so many variables to consider...appropriate staging of the mood and setting, lighting, editing, music... these are considerations that are crucial to great photos, but with photos, the situation is more forgiving. Most escort videos I have seen tend to come off as awkward, including a number where it was obvious some real coin was spent. A few exceptions come to mind, but the big stand out to me is a Genevieve Marceau video I saw quite some time ago. I no longer see it around, but, wow, it was amazing. Nothing in my mind, has touched it since.

Well folks don't ever expect a video of me. I have a hard enough time presenting a nice photo. :biggrin: My thoughts. I have seen some very well done videos but some well, not tasteful. Some of the videos I have seen would not be permitted here and links to this video would not be permitted either. Sooo... Back to drinking tea and eating cookies. Any more than that and you are in potential trouble. But to those that can pull it off with class and dignity go for it and excel. :icon_smile:

I think for many is a way of proving that the other images are real. It's easy to find millions of images of attractive ladies with a Google search to fake an ad. It's harder to find a video that matches them. Not impossible of course but lends credibility.

I put a short video on my ad just to show that my pictures are real and just to have some fun with my ad. I took it on my web cam, I don't have anyone to take the video for me and I do not show my face for obvious discretion reasons. It could be a nice bonus, however, just because a girl may have a video up it still doesn't guarantee it will be the same girl from the ad unfortunately.

Well, as someone mentioned in this thread, to exceptionally try to fix something on your car, or in your house in the case that you have nothing else to attach 2 pipes together (probably a super bad advice?). To attach something (your imagination can extend to other "things"), and as seen in many gangster movies, put them on your head so that it distorts your face and people do not recognize you when you rob a bank. Well, it is not a suggestion to rob a bank. Don't do it! But their best use remains on legs, of course ;-)

This a real thing "thighbrow" or "thigh brow" and it's getting popular. Thigh brow is that little crease that happens above your thigh when you sit on your knees or just simply sit down on a chair. Here are a few examples. They are sexy....aren't they? So next time you see a lady where you can see her thighs check out her thigh brows and compliment her on it, she will like it !

Here's one: pygolectuary, as in the AW social group :)

Aristopygian: Having the best bum. Example: "There is an Aristopygian thread on cerb with almost 200,000 hits." :)

Askhole: someone who always asks your advice and never does what you told him/her to do.

Here's a useful word I came across on tumblr: procrasturbating! Example :) "Instead of getting to work, I'm procrasturbating by watching porn clips."

Satyromania: Abnormally great male sexual desire; satyriasis; or a succinct description of my libido. :icon_wink:

Never passed out, but have fallen asleep after sex from time to time.

A lover may make you feel weak in the knees, but have they ever made you pass out? Orgasmic syncope, that is, fainting during sex, can occur when the tension that builds up during sex is released during orgasm. The sudden and dramatic drop in heart rate and blood pressure can cause the brain to not get enough oxygen, which leads to fainting. Fortunately, orgasmic syncope is rare and usually harmless! It never happened to me, or at least there was never a lady that told me after I have awakened beside her while naked. If I did pass out after I had an orgasm ladies can you please let me know?

Breastaurant Made me smile.

Synergy: Independent sources of energy, which, when connected, reinforce or amplify each other's effects, so that the resulting whole is greater than the sum of its parts. I chose this word because synergy was created on cerb today, when two social groups, Oral Lovers and Ass Worship, both exploded with new energies. This was thanks to Emily J's new group, which is amazing, and which led to a revision of the policies on AW, unleashing lots of new interest... :) So thanks Emily J. for the synergy!!!

A word introduced to me by Emily Rushton and Lonna Lux in a hotel bedroom while eating birthday cake Sploshing:-defined by the urban dictionary as "the act of placing food on another person, and usually eating it off of them, for pleasure" I won't detail my encounter with Emily and Lonna and the cake except to say there was a crumb or two in my bed after the menage ;-) RG

As an edacious (voracious and devouring) franion (a pleasure seeker) blessed with oxyesthesia (being extremely sensitive to touch), I sometimes go through phases of intense clinomania (an excessive desire to remain in bed) with my temporary lovers; it leads us to a saturnalian (wild and unrestrained, usually referring to a riotous party) intimate-naked-fun time! Haha! That was fun!

Well Gabs...If I saw your mammaquatia jiggling.... I would then most likely want to touch them of course ....and then Tibiocontrectation (stroke your legs) and then need some hygrophilamatous (long wet kisses) which of course causes membrum-verile (erect male member) and then some cunniphilemia ( kissing female genitals) would be in order which leads to sexobatics ( sex in many positions ) and then concurrent climax ( simultaneous orgasm ) Phew I am spent !!!!! That would be much more fun Gabby than Sacrofricosis ( playing with my balls ) ;) Don't you think ??

I would be curious to find out if this is a common occurrence... Sacofricosis: the practice of surreptitiously or absentmindedly fiddling with your genitalia through your pants pockets. If so, does it have a tendency to occur more often if mammaquatia (the bobbing or jiggling of a woman's breasts when she walks, dances, or exercises) is in the works and your pants and zipper have to stay up? ;)

I know that I am a cheiloproclitic person but as my oculoplania happens in a search for a callipygin it makes typhlobasia virtually impossible which leads me to frustration that causes astrophe. My little contribution to the thread: Eunoterpsia (YOO-noh-TURP-see-uh) - The doctrine that pursuing sexual pleasure is the goal of life.

HEre's a very handy site to check abbreviations not in the lists above, or elsewhere on site. http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.