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Come Inside And Fill These Empty Holes In My Schedule ;-) Anything Goes.....When YOU Come In Heaven 100% INDEPENDENT Hear me Rrrroar! I'm back and my insatiable needs to satisfy YOU are stronger than ever..... pleeeease let me play hard! Rates are All Inclusive No Matter What 140 - 30 mins, 180 / 45mins & 220 / 60mins. I'm currently located in the East end and fully INDEPENDENT. Generally available Monday (<-7PM) through Friday 10-5. For details and appointments Please Text for quickest response. 613-899-5879 Thankya! ANYthing IS possible. .... but Nothing is Promised. Giddy Up

I was in Winnipeg for a few days and noticed that Vicky was in town. I have seen her regularly in Ottawa and she is quite the gem. She's drop dead gorgeous and creates an intimate atmosphere during the session. She's well worth a visit gentlemen. Clean and easy to get to location. Winnipeggers - try to see her before she leaves town. She's worth the visit! I have seen her several times before in Ottawa and was glad I caught up with her during my time in Winnipeg.

I wonder if everyone has their own little slice of heaven? For me here in rural PEI I know that I do. It's pretty crazy now that my kids have all left home for other provinces and my wife has passed away that I keep this property. I have the pretty stereotypical PEI home - a huge old farmhouse that I constantly renovate, 15 acres that a neighbor uses to plant in grain or soybeans, a lovely garden plot, a huge perennial bed, strawberries, raspberries and blueberries, and big old shade trees that are pretty handy in summer weather. Hummingbirds have adopted my place as well and I have the biggest bonfires without worrying about regulations. The list can go on and on. I'm not going anywhere. If you want to stop in for a visit, just ask. :) What's your piece of heaven?

so far....(and day is nowhere near over hehe) - my lovely new tattoo is a definite highlight for sure! - and, ass 'odd' ass it may seem, (or not, coming from me hehe) when I was walking off the bus, I passed an apartment where a man and a woman were struggling with packages.. she bent to put hers down juuust as I was passing by (across the street.. but).. and there was her whole rear end (apparently I'm not the only one who goes sans undies hehe) beautiful part.. she was completely unaware that her entire rear end was just seen by several cars, and, well.. *this* puuurv ...lovely when that happens so yeah.. there you go ...and I still have over half a daay to go yet! woo-hoo! ;)

Hi guys, No nice Asian ladies to meet in Halifax? Any reco? Thanks

Celebrating a summer day in May on PEI. It's now showing 26 degrees. I love it. To celebrate I am cracking open a Kilkenny and will sit and survey my domain. :) Have a great long weekend everyone.

Sound l a great night of wonderful things in your mouth for you to swallow.... just saying

bon matin!! I will be available from 2pm until 12am today. 15 minutes special txt only at 613 261 4169 xoxo

Contrasting styles...

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Those bubble butts defy gravity! Beautiful pics.

coffee... sans my customary pastry.. trying to trim down a bit before my trip East in July (crossing fingers the trip pans out hehe.. all that forgone pastry... for nothing would be a shame hehe)

ok.. this is going to sound bad, but <grin> a bottle of JD Tennessee Honey.. 2 grapefruit raddlers and a bottle of wine.. then a return trip for an amaaaaazing bottle of 18yr old Glenfiddich...a lovely bottle of Absinthe.... ..... and a sub sandwich haha

once again, too many to pick just one,so..in no puuuurticular order <grin>: - great day at work, visit from client I hadn't seen in a while -looovely visit in the private den to start the evening off - was gifted an 18yr old bottle of Glenfiddich!! by an amazingly wonderful friend! - had a student I worked with years ago (as an EA - special needs assisting), not only recognize me, but told me I was awesome and she thnks of me often! (TOTALLY made my day!!) - had a wonderful skypechat while enjoying TWO fingers of the best scotch I have had in my mouth in far too long! ....another banner day I'd say off to shower and fall down now ;)

Nope all fake

Hmm, very interesting. I admit, I'm very skeptical for a lot of reasons - starting with Lelo producing a combination of excellent and subpar products but seeming to think very highly of itself as a company, and the fact that there doesn't seem to be any info about this beyond the vagueness that Lelo has shared and the outlets reporting on that. Beyond that, the Gates Foundation provided substantial grants to a variety of innovators to redesign the condom in 2013 and as of yet nothing has hit the market. Condoms are considered a medical device and so the FDA approval process is incredibly stringent, expensive and takes years. (I believe Health Canada has a similar review process.) The only way that I can see Lelo bringing a condom to market this summer is if it's substantially similar to existing condoms and able to bypass the FDA testing requirements - so, not the incredible innovation they're claiming on their site. It was last year that some students made headlines for conceptualizing a condom that changed colour in the presence of certain STIs. There's lots of detailed critiques of the concept out there, but suffice to say that it's not a concept that would actually work from a biomed technology position, and it's actually kind of a terrible idea from a safer sex/social reality position. Particularly for transactional sex, finding out mid-act that one of you has an STI seems that it would substantially increase the risk of violence, and sex workers are already at high enough risk of that. So I do hope that Lelo is coming out with something amazing, I really do, but I'm also not going to hold my breath.

It all started with ''For those I loved'' (''Au nom de tous les miens''), and then, ''Human House'' (''La maison humaine'')... Martin Gray is born April 27, 1922, in Varsovie, and died April 25th 2016, in Belgium. He survived the Holocaust, and shared his story with the world in a way where we can still have hope for a world gone to s**t. He has suffered treamondous events in his life, including the loss of his family during the war, and then, again, in a house fire. Twice, all gone. I had the chance of spending couple of hours with the man, in front of a coffee in Montreal. And I have learned sooo much. Martin is the one that made me realize that there wasn't two sides on a coin, but to open my mind enough to see the third side. He also thought me that no matter how bad, painful and cruel life can be, sun is always rising somewhere... Thank you Martin for these marvelous lessons that allows me to continue, head up, to lead a life filled with challenges, and always hold tight to my convictions, always in a way to respect who I am. Thank you my friend for the difference you have made in my life. You will always have a special place in my memories...

Lololol I'm tying to Waterat! That's what us lovely ladies here on Lyla do

but the trying is fun. I could use some pointers on how to make being sleazy easy... Do you have some suggestions? Allison 613 890-2641

And everyday, well almost... someone makes a triumphant return! ;-)

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Myself with the tables turned, with a female SP only. biggest fantasy, with an SP would be to be dominated. However only in a loving and non-rough manner. I find myself, enjoying things outside the "public norms". To me people are people and expanding that beyond limit is exciting to me.

Yes... very nice space they've got there. Jessica has done an excellent job with it and seems to have recruited some top-notch ladies to work there. And I'm sure it's very convenient for the myriad people who work downtown and would like to step out for a meeting during the day On parking: usual downtown situation. Plenty of it around, but you'll have to pay during the day.

I joined today at noon. Had to buzz to get in. Was welcome by the receptionist at the door and offered a cold drink or cappuccino. I took the cappuccino and it was very good. The reception area is very nice with white leather couches. Everything is tastefully done. I filled out my membership form and was given a quick tour. The rooms are all nice and clean. Great showers in all of them. Then I was taken to my room where I waited for Gwen. I've been wanting to see Gwen for a while, but could never make it to the west end on her limited schedule. And I was not disappointed. I will continue with my session in her recommendation thread :) I was impressed by the Brass Club. Location is convenient to downtown where I work. The girls so far are impressive. The price is competitive and the spa is very nice. When you leave you can exit by the elevator or by the back stairs. Your discretion is maintained at all times. Will be back to meet the other hostess later in the year. Especially want to repeat with Jessica. So I highly recommend this club. Hope Jessica is successful with running this club.

Ms. Manda and Addictive Barbie are my favourites.

Some funny statues

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This is what I was trying to post: our Claire!

Need I say more? I am afraid to anyways because apparently if someone doesn't like what I have to say, or is jealous of what I have to say, then they can simply ask for my advertisement to be removed. Bizarre. even if I have complied to all rules and regulations. So, if you are interested in the juicy details please call me, Allison at 613 890-2641. Our conversation alone will not disappoint. Kinds regards, Allison

Welcoming back Claire Heavens, with thanks and enthusiasm!! :) (Edit: picture failed to load...) Edit # 2: This is the only pic I could find right now. Just imagine her turning around.. :)

Wearing a smile always works for me.

# mirage # desert # babe

Sexy Julia, now at Paradise, with thanks.

Last of my tardy notes is about another lovely lady i've met in Montreal; Sophie Beauregard. We've met first back in June, on a beautiful summer day. At first meeting, once we started chatting on the couch with something to drink, i knew i was in great company. As i got to know her since, it is clear she's a bright woman, well educated (we've chatted quite a bit about science and sci-fi), and is quite an accomplished athlete; a love of sports which we have in common. Very mature, Sophie is a stunning woman that pays to get to know well over time; she would be great company at a gallery, restaurant, at a movie night, or simply to relax with.

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