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Ohhh great thread girl! Here's some I love. These maybe old but weren't the most popular so I'm hoping you all haven't seen all of it. I will be back with more recent ones. In no specific order.... First; ever meet someone who wont take no for an answer? Second; I put this on twitter too... Raccoons are such amazing thieves no surprise there but this is still a jaw dropper (followed by laughter) watch through to the end of the 1min 17sec, its worth it. Third: no list is complete without an instant karma video with great commentary! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di9awoPKLgU Fourth: This one is serious instead of funny, its a documentary on the universe's weirdest planets! Its killer! Picture a planet that rains molten iron! And another that has volcanoes that spew a freezing white lava and another that would rip you to shreds within seconds of standing in it with razor sharp ice fragments...enjoy! Finally; for sports lovers and lovers of funny faces alike BEST AND FUNNIEST KOs!!!! Hope You Enjoy! PS just found this one too also KOs.. less funny...more scary.

I attempt to post reco's a couple of days before a lady is advertising that she has availability. Reco's, just like all other posts, tend to get bumped down the list so I have to guess that a current reco is most helpful to the lady when she is currently available. Ladies?

My name is Bray. I am a luxury companion from Toronto. I am excited to announce I will be visiting Ottawa for the first time JUNE 17th-21st! I offer the ultimate open minded girlfriend experience. I prefer taking it slow and truly savouring our experience. Although I do offer one hour engagements, preference will be given to bookings 2 or more hours. I stand 5'7" with a sexy, athletic build. I have big green eyes and full lips. I encourage you to peruse my site and check out all of my photos and videos, perhaps even find one of the various reviews written about me: http://www.brayforaday.com/#prettyPhoto/34/ You can reach me at [email protected] to book. Until we play.... http://www.brayforaday.com

I thought this would be an interesting topic. Teach us men, how to please you. How do you like to be kissed? How do you like to touched, hard or soft Do you like to be tickled. Where do you like to be kissed and licked :) Where are you erogenous zones. Any place in particular that turns you on. Do you like the man to undress you. Do you like to be massaged? Do you like the man to be aggressive or to be laid back. How do you like Daty to be done? What positions turn you on the most? favourite positions? Here's a chance to let us men know what you like so we don't fumble around like idiots :) Thanks for sharing. Maybe this will help us men make our encounters with you more enjoyable.

Most of my clients pre-pay for our sessions via e-transfer. Never had a problem with it, myself. Also makes paying bills easier when the end of the month rolls around, I don't have to make a trip to the bank to deposit large sums of cash.

Simple things make me smile.... Coming to home to a dog excited to see you, miss both of my boys ( rescued greyhounds, both have since crossed over the rainbow bridge ) , now a cat that meows to go outside with me....... Watching birds and squirrels sharing food from the same feeder makes me laugh, one waits for the other to finish, nature at it's finest.... How can you not smile...

I love being able to sit and talk with someone (usually over coffee, drinks or food) about anything and everything. to be serious one minute and laughing hysterically the next. To be able to laugh at the silly things you've done or share your passionate experiences and watch the look of joy transform them. Mind you this is also awesome during some intimate downtime and sharing a cuddle and conversation!

It's amazing how much "stuff" we gather and hang on to some for negative reasons (I'll explain) and some just because it's easier to store then deal with. There is that stuff we have attached something to. Clothes or objects that remind us of something or someone or just something we've always wished for or "should"ed ourselves with. IE: I'm saving this camera because I should really take more pics or I should save it in case I need it. In these cases it's best to figure out what our attachment is and then deal with that so we can deal with the stuff. Is it an important attachment or unimportant. Did it change? Do i really need it? This involves honesty and can sometimes be difficult. Then there is all the stuff you just tucked away and forgot about because it was easier at the time then dealing with it. With this stuff, I like to attack it with a goal in mind. Donating to shelters or organizations is a perfect example. They are always in need and usually the hoarded stuff is still great and useful....to someone else. As you said, you should only have things you love around you and that are useful. If you have stuff you haven't used in over a year or more, you don't really need it. This is also a good time to determine what you might be able to buy that is multi purpose. I love watching shows or reading articles on people living in tiny houses and how everything has multi purposes. I love de-cluttering and being more minimalist as it allows a fresh start, a cleaning or energy and a chance to get to know yourself gain/better to know what's important and what's not. Your idea about having others help is great because they don't have attachments to any of your stuff (although they may find some and better their stuff than yours). Good luck with everything! Just remember, when you're done and you're out and about, you have to keep yourself in check before you buy that next great deal by asking yourself honestly if you really need it or if it will add to your life.

That's right, I've been slowly dipping my toes in the water while meeting some of you who have truly been awesome to me, so now I'm all in and looking forward to showing you ;) I'm ElissaMarie a young woman standing 5'1 tall and weighing 103 lbs. statistics that make my body well-proportioned and I'm very happy with it although one can always improve and staying healthy is very important to me so I work out, walk long distances, jog and do yoga. I have a carefree and friendly personality, I'm fun and sensual and always treat others with good manners and respect. In terms of what to expect during a session with me. I'll always do my best for both of us to have a wonderful time together and help you forget about everything else during your time with me. You can read a more complete description of both myself and my sessions on my website. You're always welcome to PM me here with any questions you may have although for a faster response e-mail or text/WhatsApp message is recommended. My schedule is flexible so if you are looking to meet me please send me a message with the suitable time for you preferably no later than 7:00 p.m. but I may book sessions later if need be except on Sundays when I'm normally only available until 4:30 p.m. however today I'm available until 8:00 p.m. For my updated availability please refer to my website's calendar. Considerations: One Hour Session: $240 One Hour and a Half Session: $340 Two Hour Session: $450 This considerations are strictly for time and companionship. Contact Information: Website: http://www.mselissamarie.com Phone Number: 613-366-7651 (please only text messages through which we can arrange for a phone call) E-Mail: [email protected] Twitter: @MsElissaMarie Instagram: MsElissaMarie Skype: ms.elissamarie Flickr: mselissamarie Discussion About Time With Me: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=233708 Recommendation: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=234999

I know Lexy Grace is a tiny little thing and an amazing woman.

I was hesitant to reply as I don't know the shape of anyone "down below" however, taking other things into consideration you asked about: MsManda, Christina4u, Addictive Barbie, Kylie Jane and Sky have all been commented on and recommended highly. All are members here and have a number of threads. Good luck with your search!

good evening! i am availanle this evening until 2am for incalls in barrhaven or outcalls come see for yourself why i am one of ottawas favorite for so long :) special on 15 min session txt only at 613 261 4169 a bientot xox

From my experience the only time the persons real name is disclosed is when your the one sending the e-transfer (Sender). The receivers info isn't disclosed. Maybe it varies with different banks.

The way I do it, I never had to disclose my real name. I edited my profile with ElissaMarie as a name and my work's e-mail address. Once the e-mail is received I click on the link and everything there is only seen by me, and as I said in the e-mail notification received the real name of the sender was not included.

I've been paid through e-mail transfers and I never saw the sender's legal name anywhere so I'm sure there's a way to do it keeping their identity private.

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As a sp I also find it benefits the gentlemen as well. Often when I am considering meeting a gentlemen it can make me feel safer about meeting with him. It is very common that I check if the gentlemen has made any recommendation to reputable ladies. I feel much more comfortable seeing a lyla gentlemen that has some history on here ;).

Totally agree with Bellafan (well, ok, I haven't seen Naughty Nat but his recos are always right on the mark so now I'll have to......http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/images/icons/icon12.gif) I don't think issues with LE are more likely on BP but bait and switch, poor service and fake pics/ads certainly are. Lyla is your most reputable source of info. Some Lyla ladies also advertise on BP so it's not like they're all bad but on hear you can be confident of finding excellent service.

#euros2016

In the ad title it states "no restrictions", and in the ad itself the quote "***party with Snow White***". Both quotations send shivers up my spine (and not in a good way)...

#have a coke and a smile #view from above

I can personally vouch for Emily J and Robin. We've seen them several times and we always have an amazing time with them. They are a very nice sexy couple. They are also very professional and communication is easy with both of them. We certainly recommend them!

Is it possible to get her contact info? The link is dead

To Hot To Handle Meggy is a Bait & Switch. Pictures not even close to actual.

i myself love the stripper look

Looking like they are pleased to see me,and looking comfortable in her own skin... rather than obviously play acting. Its all play acting of course, but for me girl-friend (as opposed to girlfriend), and natural. Naughty SG once was fun but a more than a little tainted by creeps who look 'that way' at actual SG's. Anthing too 'porn star' kills the fantasy for me... I know its a job, but lets pretend that it isn't for my hour...

Wearing a smile always works for me.

I absolutely love my boots!

There is such a thing on the regular threads, you can find a thanks button on the bottom of each thread or you can leave a comment on the top of the thread bar.

Eat It Right By Dan Savage http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=6290 ___________________________ I got 500 letters from straight women with advice for men on the whole pussy-eating subject. Why haven't these letters appeared in this column? Well, I have a bias: I'm gay. Given a choice between reading hundreds of e-mails about eating pussy or, say, talking to a good-looking male porn star about his online underwear sales, well, I'm going to go with the porn star every time. While I'm aware that reading about cunnilingus is one of my occupational hazards (along with handling letters from people who eat poo), that awareness doesn't make me any less reluctant to do so. Don't get me wrong, ladies. I am all for cunnilingus. Straight men, in my opinion, are obligated to provide it. I'm as pro-cunnilingus as a gay man can get, but I guess you could say I'm pro-cunnilingus in the abstract. I'm pro-eating pussy in the same way I'm, say, pro-round-the-clock home nursing for incontinent paraplegics: I'm glad it happens, I just don't want to do it. But... I promised you a cunnilingus column, SGAFP, and a cunnilingus column you shall have. But what about my gay male readers? Columns about cunnilingus have something to offer straight men, straight women, and lesbians, but NOTHING to offer gay men. So to give my gay male readers a reason to slog through this column, I've included an item of particular interest to gay men. Okay, here are your cunnilingus tips, boys! Whatever you do, DO NOT use your teeth! Also try to keep the saliva down to a minimum. Been There Got it, boys? No teeth, and very little saliva. SALIVA, SALIVA, SALIVA: I can't overemphasize the importance of plenty of lubrication. Cumming from Cunnilingus No, wait--use saliva, boys, and lots of it. But no teeth. The word cunnilingus derives from two Latin words: cunnus (female genitals) and lingere (to lick). But the action should include not only the tongue, but the teeth. Tongue: soft, yet firm. Teeth: Nibble around down there! Pussy Prof No, wait--use your teeth to nibble, boys. I don't think it's necessary for a guy to spend much time in any other area than the clitoris. It's the Clit Focus on the clit, boys. A clit is not a doorbell. Please do not punch it repeatedly with your tongue. And explore the rest of my pussy. It has just as many sensitive nerve endings as my clit. Word of the Day No, wait--explore the whole pussy, boys. As a closeted gay college student, I turned to my straight friends for guidance on "the deed," and one bit of advice actually worked: Lick the alphabet! One word of caution: SHE CAN'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! It is disastrous to let her hear you humming the alphabet song. This could imply that you are not sufficiently stimulated by her parts, as was the case with me. ABC Lick the alphabet, boys, but don't let her know you're licking the alphabet. I dated a guy who used "the alphabet song" to guide him along. Basically, he hummed the "A, B, C, D, E, F, G... H, I, J, K, LMNOP..." song while drawing the letters with his tongue on my clit. Now every time I hear the alphabet song I get wet! Alphabet Soup No, wait. Tell her you're licking the alphabet, and she'll get wet when she hears the alphabet song. Guys, don't slide your tongues in and out of our vaginas. All that feels like is a small, thin, limp dick. Most women don't like small, limp dicks, so why simulate one with your tongue? Clitty McNub Don't stick your tongues in, boys. A French guy once stuck his tongue in and swirled it around, pushing it really hard against the walls of my vagina. It was amazing. The American guys I've slept with tend to lap politely. I guess this must be one of those things the French come up with in their six weeks of annual paid vacation. French Kissed No, wait--stick your tongues in the vaginal canal, boys. So many guys are obsessed with penetration that they can't eat pussy without sticking their fingers in. Fellas, please, just lick me. Lick It Don't Stick It No fingers, boys, just tongue. Men need to know that the G-spot is located behind the ridge of the pubis bone, up and inside her vagina. Take your hand palm up, insert middle and pointer fingers, curl your fingers toward you like you're saying, "Come here." Do this while you lick, and she'll come right then and there. East Bay Hard Core No, wait--use your fingers and tongue, boys. Okay, let's review what we've learned: Use little saliva; use lots of saliva; use your teeth; don't use your teeth; focus on the clit; explore the whole pussy; lick the alphabet but don't tell her; lick the alphabet and tell her; don't stick your tongue in; stick your tongue in; don't stick your fingers in; stick your fingers in. I hope this was helpful. Of course, if it wasn't--if this column left you more confused--you might try ASKING THE WOMAN TO TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT SHE LIKES. Personally, two things kept coming up while I was reading my 500 e-mails about cunnilingus: my lunch, and the sneaking suspicion that not all women enjoy the same things when it comes to oral sex. So, boys, you'll have to ask. ____________________________ Seriously though, every woman is different and enjoys different kinds of stimulation :) However, here is a few links about DATY, which had some ideas and basic guidelines I thought were decent. :) http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?625-Advanced-Cunnilingus-Techniques http://dodsonandross.com/blogs/lilithland/2011/03/tutorial-performing-oral-sex-woman And one from our own NotchJohnson here on CERB: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=61539&highlight=daty And another amazing thread from Emiafish about DATY: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=118406