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I see more MA's then i do SP's. The SP's I see are women that I have connected with with and have great chemistry with and have become friends with. I enjoy a good GFE MA experience. They all different, but when the chemistry is there it can be a lot of fun. Some SP experiences are quick and over with, An hour with a MA is an hour that can be fun filled and very sexual without having sex. I enjoy the showers for two and body slides and being able to explore her body also. And most of the time I do have aching muscles and a good massage helps ease the tension. I also have problems with wearing condoms also. I can't feel much with them on. A good MA has many ways of giving and extending your sexual pleasure with her hands and other parts of her body. In many way a MA can be more sensual then seeing a SP. Even better if she allows kissing. Some MA's can make it seem like you are almost having sex, but you are not. If you haven't tried a massage, you don't know what you are missing. Give one of the highly recommended MA's a try, and maybe you have great experiences like I have :)

Loosly translated, it means that I may or may not be interested in maybe seeing you at some point, yet I'm too lazy to ask a specific question or even properly introduce myself so I will let you do all of the work. The expected response is for you to go out of your way to convince me that you are worth my time. The correct response is to ignore them until they learn some manners. ;)

What I offer you is not your typical Relaxation Experience. I offer Companionship at its Finest. An experience with me is a delight for all of your senses. A beautiful blonde seductress on the outside. Charming well-educated and passionate on the inside. Treat me well and your experience will only be more fulfilling! Prebookings are always accepted and encouraged to ensure your time with me! The most erogenous zone in the human body is your brain. I intend to delight it with beautiful visions, sweet scents, soft whispers, and a gentle touch. A session with me is not about acronyms, it's about providing the experience you deserve. I can read your words and reactions to provide you a moment that fulfills your needs without you asking for anything. I take care of my beautiful 32DD 24 34 body and it shows. Come let me show you all of my charms. Available for you this Week.. Wednesday 10:00AM - 4:00PM Friday 10:00AM - 4:00PM PM or text 613-707-4624 for details or to arrange an encounter! I look forward to our time together...See you Soon! Kellyxo

A funny highlight! So, my intercom rings at the exact moment when I am expecting a gentleman I know to visit me. I push on the button, and a few seconds later I open my door... Oh surprise! This is not my gentleman but a cute guy delivering an item that I have ordered online a few weeks ago! I am quite suggestively dressed, so the guy smiles and enjoys very much doing his delivery! I smile a lot too though I am sure we both want to laugh but we try not to. It was so much fun! It should happen more often. The world needs more highlights like this one :-)

As far as 'funny' pets.. I had a Green Front Amazon Parrot who would literally steal chicken (yes... chicken!!) out of your hand.. off your plate.. and make growling noises when once back in his cage, tearing it all apart... freaky little monster that guy was ...and very creepy to watch/hear when he did that...;) I also had an albino Leopard Gecko who, when she would hear the 'click' of a camera.. would turn her head, arch her back.. and 'pose' near the front of her tank.... if there was no camera noise.. she could care less if you were there watching her lol too funny .....as a rather huge animal fanatic, at one point... all at the same time.. I had; a 87lb puppy (Akita), a female cat with 5 kittens, a male cat from previous litter.... a parrot, a chinchilla, 27 rats (yes.. you read right.. I bred them for pet stores)...and in a few very large custom tanks I had 40-something fish....8 frogs, 20 shrimp and an eel.... and one daughter had a pink-kneed tarantula hehe ours was the most frequented house in the neighborhood hehe most of my children's friends wouldn't believe we had that many pets.... <grin> of course... when you walked in, you couldn't tell.. my home and all my babies were very well taken care of.. spoiled.. to a point hehe and very much doted upon/loved :)

To the OP I think that when a guy sends a text "Hey" its simply because he wants to know if you are around or available. I prefer by asking like "I'm looking for a date, are you available?" or " just saw your ad, you are cute can we meet?" If she replies "Yes" then I'll either describe myself or ask other question like a time that I want to see her. But I think you ladies should just acknowledge him by saying "whats up". Just my opinion.

Seeing an MA is still sex. Just because there is no F S taking place does not mean it is not sex.

A couple things to consider... Different people want different things. There are a few people that will tell you the experience they get with an MP meets exactly what they are looking for. It's very subjective and depends on you, the lady, your chemistry, and a dozen other factors. You can read some of the reviews on various MPs to get a sense what some consider all the fuss as you put it. Maybe it's not the right experience for you, though a single encounter may not be enough to judge. As for whether you overpaid, I'm afraid there's also no straight answer for that, as there is no one right amount or standard measure. Ladies set the rate/donation amount that they deem right for them. There's a lot of discussion threads on this topic, but ultimately that's what it always comes down to. Each lady gets to decide what they believe they is right for their time. Whether you believe someone's donation amount is more than you want to pay is of course your own to make (by which I mean you get to decide if you want to book or not -- haggling or negotiating is a big no no).

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Hi thought that I would start this tread as we have a "Ask a Escort" and "Ask a Hobbiest" thread. Since a MA and SP provides a different type of service then an Escort. And there are always questions from newbies about getting a massage. I thought I could start this thread so that all the questions and answers would be in one place. I've been getting massages for almost 6 years now. And have found most of the massages quite enjoyable. Most MA's are beautiful sexy women. Most offer begin and ending showers which sometimes can be a lot of fun. I have many happy memories of shower time. Then there is the massage itself. It can be theraputic, or sensual. It's great if the MA knows how to give a RMT type massage. Enjoyed the body slides also. Then there is the finish. The girls have there own style of finishing you off :) The best time's I've had is when there is connection and chemistry and the woman enjoys kissing and cuddling. I am sure there will be a lot of question and answers here. Such as Spa's vs Indy's and people are interested in rates and tips. So looking forwards to seeing some conversations here :)

Never saw her, but I have several good reason to believe that she's legit. She got an upgrade in the bra departement too :) She's got 2 positive reviews on LC http://backpage.com.ottawa.listcrawler.com/post/17113668/

Happy Birthday Midnite-Energies, hope you have a wonderful day !

Happy Wonderful and Sweet Birthday Midnite :-)

True story....I once sprayed eau de toilette around my belly button so that the lady would appreciate the smell when she was below my belt. She started nibbling on my nipples and slowly worked her way south when she started to choke on the taste. She was nice about it and told me we(men) should only spray the back of our neck a little and that is enough. Point noted, I only spray a little behind my neck or not at all. Note: Don't put any behind the ear in case she likes licking your ears(I like that).

Happy Birthday sexy and such a wonderful lady!! Hope you will still enjoy a very sexy and enjoyable evening chérie !! Bisous !!! Barbara xxoo

Happy birthday midnite!

I think "hey" is the new term for "new in town sailor?", like I said, not really sure but taking a stab at it. As for colognes I remember getting Brut from my aunt every Christmas and never using it after the first time it burned somehow everywhere. Then as I got older (after high school) it was Drakkar Noir. Oh the ladies in the club loved that....after a few vodkas anyway. Now I pretty much just use lightly scented soaps. Better to smell fresh than be over powered by after shaves or colognes and they trigger headaches for me as well. Most perfumes do as well.

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Hello, Has anyone ever been in this scenario, and if so any ADVICE?? Clients fall for SP's i hear and see often, but when an SP falls for the client, how do i still keep that professional relationship together? I just seen a regular SP of mine last night and it felt like i just a lost a friend, she told me she cannot see me anymore because our connection has reached an emotional level (even though she still has other regular clients) and just like that it was over. I know this isn't a relationship board-but is this common!??!?!

Congrats to you all, again! (I just reached 100,000 hits on my page myself, and let me add a sincere thank you here to my visitors).

her pics are of a model named Iskra Lawrence, just google the name

Happy Birthday ...... have an amazing day !!

Happy Birthday to you! Thank you for your strong positive presence here!

Happy Birthday Midnite-Energies have a good one

I don't post much any more but happened to just check in tonight. As to the first question, if you are interested in attempting to follow up, you could just respond with a simple "?" If you dealing with someone who is just a bit shy that might elicit more of an inquiry once they know you are paying attention. And I always know what cologne I am wearing and it always suits the occasion. Problem is most people wear way too much.

More pictures here: https://www.instagram.com/stripper_jen/ and here: http://rioescortguide.com/page/3/ Interesting: http://chug.life/mother-wouldnt-approve-jenna-pops-understand/ Jan 04 to 10: (different set of pix but same girl) http://�������������.com.austin.hoxnif.com/bonus/post/11508279/# April 29 to June 03: http://backpage.com.newyork.listcrawler.com/bonus/post/15488699/# June 21 to July 23: http://backpage.com.austin.listcrawler.com/post/16802232/# June 26: http://backpage.com.edmonton.listcrawler.com/bonus/post/16272906/# July 8 to 16: http://backpage.com.edmonton.listcrawler.com/bonus/post/16703853/ I think I killed that one right?

It feels like I'll be writing to myself here... but in case someone's interested, I saw Naomie and she is one nice SP. All her pictures are obviously real except that her rack looks bigger when the bra comes off! Those guns are tie for best agmonst all SP's I ever saw. She's French but speaks English, pretty face, very nice attitude, clean, smell good, easy to talk to, not a time watcher, easy to book and get the room #, and omg did I mentioned her t1ts? They are fake but can't tell by looking at them and barely by playing with them. They feel natural and bounces all over the place. She should really write them down as DDDs. Anyway, she's definitely getting my reco :) we have to take care of those hot out-of-towner so they come back more often lol.

MPs' have a different set of legal issues to navigate as well as internal staffing issues that could arise over "extra" extras Indy Mas' are possibly something for you to explore....and of course SPs are advertising here, and some will offer a massage if you want to incorporate that in your time

I now read it (based on both the original post and the added information about his post from the other site) as being even more ridiculous than that. He seems to believe that we as hobbiests should be obligated to disclose to sp's that we have seen tgirls, and then you as sp's should be obligated to disclose in your ads and communications that you have seen us, in the interest of his safety. This is wrong on so many levels. I mean, first off, we all know of course that ALL tgirls have multiple sti's and that the strait public has none. That's a reasonable assumption right? That ridiculous (and highly prejudicial) assumption aside, does he actually believe that this idea is likely or even possible? I think that it's fairly safe to assume that everyone in this hobby on both sides has a reasonably extensive sexual history. The mathematics involved in keeping track of everyone's complete histories, as well as their partner's histories, their partner's histories, etc, etc are near impossible if you understand the exponential nature of this type of project. Perhaps he should start with his own complete extended history. (Tgirls and all, and yes I bet that they are in there already somewhere by extension). The hobby just doesn't work that way. If you aren't comfortable with the measures you are currently taking to mitigate your risk, then you need to reassess them, change them, or change hobbies.

The CoreAn incredibly stupidly idiotic so un-scientifically sound film, it cant even be called sci-fi cuz its just silly. Its one of those 'The world goes boom' movies as I call them (apocalyptic). I cant remember exactly what was wrong but it had something to do with the Earth's core over-heating so... *snigger* they devised a plan to...*chuckles* GET THIS... *much mirth* build some sort of a vessel with a mysterious element that could withstand not only the heat of the Earth's core but also withstand the crushing power OF THE PLANETS PLATES as they dug through, right down to the core to do something or other that would cool the core down or something. It was so dumb... you might actually want to watch it as it makes for great pick-up conversation...lol That's about all its good for.

South Pacific, anyone?? :)

I recently had the benefit of a couple of hours after a meeting was cancelled @ the end of the day. I decided to just drop into the brass club to hang for a little bit, have a mojito and see who would be available. I was able to chat immediately with Jessica, Belle and Stacy. -- looks to the sky and ponders - Hmm I wonder if trios are available.-- but back to my review. Belle was unfortunately unable to have a session as her day was nearing an end and she would have to depart. fortunate for me, Stacy eagerly set about providing me with distraction. For those who have not had the benefit of meeting with Stacy already. she is a very genuine person and in short time i found I was chatting with her as though we had known each other for a long long time. As she and I doffed our clothing I noted that she was sporting a couple of bumps and bruises - which are natural indicators of a life well lived. She was able to shortly share a tale of each and how they were earned through life experience. Withe tales all told it was time to jump into the shower. (be careful Stacy - that door will get you). The shower was a most pleasant experience. with the addition of water and a little lotion her skin is most soft while pressed and gliding against her partner. She also likes to continue the intimacy that was started in the session with a close hug and warm embrace. After the shower had ended we decided on how to proceed with the remainder of the hour we were to spend with one another. For me - I like to give massage as much as receive one - possibly more. We decided to split the time equally and after winning a game of Rock, paper and scissors I opted to have Stacy start on the table. it was here that I was able to get a full appreciation of the beauty that was before me. She is a very natural GND look with just the right hint of curve where needed. Her skin is lovely and aside from the earlier mentioned bruises near perfection. She was able to give feedback when I hit a place that needed to be worked out just that little bit more. it brought a smile to my face knowing that those coos and occasional groans were a result of my actions. Then with a quick swap of places and a near fall from Stacy - note to self and others - rub the oil off the ladies foot if she lets you massage them. it was my turn on the table. Stacy has a wonderful touch working deep into spots and asks directly of there are specific places that need to be worked out. A first for me is that she massaged my arms while they drape down the sides of the table. I asked her about this and she said they were often overlooked - I must admit they felt great afterwords. As we neared the end of the time for the session she had me flip over onto my back. This lady has some skills and the pressure which had been building throughout the session was quickly released. Stacy - thank-you again for the wonderful time.

So I booked an appointment on the weekend but with a lady I had forgot to ad to the list of possibles. I met with Leia ... http://halifax.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/leia-is-back/2493125 She was great. Absolutely will repeat. She has three pics on her ad. The face pic is not her. But the body shots are for sure. I understand not wanting a headshot online. I just wish SPs wouldn't put up fake ones. She is beautiful tho. 140 - hh Incall was what I met her for. Really nice new clean condo downtown Halifax. She was sweet and charming. Lot of great conversation. Then lots of foreplay. And really sensual and naughty fun for the entree. Not a clock watcher at all. Pm me if you have any other questions.

If you think real primping, from the beginning, only takes an hour.....bahahaha

Where I want to be, with someone special.

I am going to be available later Friday night until Sunday evening for appointments in the West end of Ottawa. I am into fetish, role play, toys, and anything else you can think of :) I provide appointments in a clean/safe environment with the upmost discretion. Think of something you've always wanted to try and shoot me a text...maybe I can make your wildest dreams come true! -Shower available -AMAZING massage -Highly reviewed -Outcalls available for longer appointments only -Toys -I am a non smoker -Independent 150lbs - 36DD - 5"4 Green eyes & long brown hair Smooth skin and a soft round booty My skills are to impress, my service is top notch Always non rush - MY PHOTOS ARE REAL Text is best 613-917-9752 100/hh 180/h 250/1.5h 320/2h

Well I just posted my first reco based on my first experience. I think I was sensitive, thoughtful, and discreet. I really hope it doesn't have any negative connotations. It was a great first experience and I'd like to share in case it encourages others who may be intimidated or reluctant to initiate a first encounter.

Pictures have several hits on Tineye and google. Red flags for me.

My only contribution to this conversation is I hate pillow top beds and soft mattresses in general... the angle of entry get all messed up by the excessive softness.

Basically any memory foam is great along with a soft headboard - you probably know why that is ha! Another thing is that I hate the sound of squeaking :S

I still have time free to fulfill your fantasies Friday Morning! What I offer you is not your typical Relaxation Experience. I offer Companionship at its Finest. An experience with me is a delight for all of your senses. A beautiful blonde seductress on the outside. Charming well-educated and passionate on the inside. Treat me well and your experience will only be more fulfilling! Prebookings are always accepted and encouraged to ensure your time with me! The most erogenous zone in the human body is your brain. I intend to delight it with beautiful visions, sweet scents, soft whispers, and a gentle touch. A session with me is not about acronyms, it's about providing the experience you deserve. I can read your words and reactions to provide you a moment that fulfills your needs without you asking for anything. I take care of my beautiful 32DD 24 34 body and it shows. Come let me show you all of my charms. Available for you this Week.. Wednesday 10:00AM - 4:00PM Friday 10:00AM - 4:00PM PM or text 613-707-4624 for details or to arrange an encounter! I look forward to our time together...See you Soon! Kellyxo

I love firm foot massages!! I find them incredibly relaxing and sensual. My feet have very smooth pedicured skin and I like the feeling of strong hands on them! Kelly xoxo

Come see me tomorrow so I can show you my special brand of passion and pleasure! My diverse personality lets me be everything you need and more! Sexy, funny, intuitive, and passionate. I cant wait to be your girlfriend for a little while! I want to play with you and see what is special about our little connection! A session with me is not about acronyms, it's about providing the experience you deserve. I can read your words and reactions to provide you a moment that fulfills your needs without you asking for anything. About Me: A down to earth lady who loves to have fun. My interests are varied and I can find enjoyment in any situation. I am told that I am genuine, charming, and much more than just a pretty face! I enjoy both the finer and simple pleasures in life and look forward to each encounter and the special moments they bring. Don't be shy, send me a message and I will lead the way. Your satisfaction is my mission! xoxo My Schedule this Week Wednesday 10AM - 4PM Friday 10 AM - 4PM Be My Special Guest.... PM to make arrangements Call 613-523-6199 Book Online http://www.clubcmj.com or PM me

Don't miss your chance.. Make time to treat yourself this week! The best of both worlds a beautiful body to fulfill your fantasies, and a charming intellect to keep you craving more! Treat me well, and I will lead you to levels of pleasure unimagined! My diverse personality lets me be everything you need and more! Sexy, funny, intuitive, and passionate. I cant wait to be your girlfriend for a little while! I want to play with you and see what is special about our little connection! A session with me is not about acronyms, it's about providing the experience you deserve. I can read your words and reactions to provide you a moment that fulfills your needs without you asking for anything. Looking forward to exploring with you Come be my VIP guest this week! Don't be shy, send me a message and I will lead the way. Thursday Jan 29th 10-4 Not a Member? Be My Special Guest.... PM to make arrangements Call 613-523-6199 Book Online www.clubcmj.com or PM me

Just my advice dont get too comfortable!!!! I was working very very rarely 1 ad on backpage rarely more than once a month and I was not offering fullservice. I was napping at home in sept. I had not posted an ad in several months. When 3 officers knocked on my door and told me I was under arrest. I have no record and no criminal past. I was taken to the station and held from 9pm until almost 3 am. The investigating officer presented pictures from an old ad. The officers yelled at me. Snickered at me. Were not very nice (one was very nice).I immediately called a lawyer and didnt speak to the police. But they released me with insane conditions including I was not allowed to drink ( I was sober when arrested , my only incounter with the police. I was not allowed to own operate use or carry a cellphone (they confiscated my cellphone which has not yet been returned). With about 4 other conditions that seriously disrupted my life. It is now january and I just found out the crown did not authorize the charges againest me and the case was thrown out. But the last 4 months has been hell. I want to share my experience because i was under the impression that theycouldnt do that. I am of legal age and I wasnt even working. In the en

What was this thread about again? Yet another CERB thread hijacked and taken way off topic. Hey Wild Thing. A little advice. If you want to complain about all the apparent "local" scumbag hobbyist's.....START YOUR OWN THREAD!!!!! It's not fair to the original poster or any other members who would like to post their opinion on the original post. Just my opinion.

It's only reasonable that a SP could fall for a client. SPs are, after all, human. If the SP puts a stop to seeing you as a client, the reason may well be because the relationship between the two of you has grown to a point where it is putting at risk that element of self-control and self-discipline your SP must have in order to make a livelihood. And that, as everyone should understand, needs to come first. Be grateful that you had the privilege of having shared some great moments with this person, and be graceful. Accept that she is not ready to take it to the next level and that for now at least, your relationship with her, such as it was, has ended. Consent is EVERYTHING. If this person wants you back in her life, she'll let you know.