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I see more MA's then i do SP's. The SP's I see are women that I have connected with with and have great chemistry with and have become friends with. I enjoy a good GFE MA experience. They all different, but when the chemistry is there it can be a lot of fun. Some SP experiences are quick and over with, An hour with a MA is an hour that can be fun filled and very sexual without having sex. I enjoy the showers for two and body slides and being able to explore her body also. And most of the time I do have aching muscles and a good massage helps ease the tension. I also have problems with wearing condoms also. I can't feel much with them on. A good MA has many ways of giving and extending your sexual pleasure with her hands and other parts of her body. In many way a MA can be more sensual then seeing a SP. Even better if she allows kissing. Some MA's can make it seem like you are almost having sex, but you are not. If you haven't tried a massage, you don't know what you are missing. Give one of the highly recommended MA's a try, and maybe you have great experiences like I have :)

Loosly translated, it means that I may or may not be interested in maybe seeing you at some point, yet I'm too lazy to ask a specific question or even properly introduce myself so I will let you do all of the work. The expected response is for you to go out of your way to convince me that you are worth my time. The correct response is to ignore them until they learn some manners. ;)

What I offer you is not your typical Relaxation Experience. I offer Companionship at its Finest. An experience with me is a delight for all of your senses. A beautiful blonde seductress on the outside. Charming well-educated and passionate on the inside. Treat me well and your experience will only be more fulfilling! Prebookings are always accepted and encouraged to ensure your time with me! The most erogenous zone in the human body is your brain. I intend to delight it with beautiful visions, sweet scents, soft whispers, and a gentle touch. A session with me is not about acronyms, it's about providing the experience you deserve. I can read your words and reactions to provide you a moment that fulfills your needs without you asking for anything. I take care of my beautiful 32DD 24 34 body and it shows. Come let me show you all of my charms. Available for you this Week.. Wednesday 10:00AM - 4:00PM Friday 10:00AM - 4:00PM PM or text 613-707-4624 for details or to arrange an encounter! I look forward to our time together...See you Soon! Kellyxo

A funny highlight! So, my intercom rings at the exact moment when I am expecting a gentleman I know to visit me. I push on the button, and a few seconds later I open my door... Oh surprise! This is not my gentleman but a cute guy delivering an item that I have ordered online a few weeks ago! I am quite suggestively dressed, so the guy smiles and enjoys very much doing his delivery! I smile a lot too though I am sure we both want to laugh but we try not to. It was so much fun! It should happen more often. The world needs more highlights like this one :-)

As far as 'funny' pets.. I had a Green Front Amazon Parrot who would literally steal chicken (yes... chicken!!) out of your hand.. off your plate.. and make growling noises when once back in his cage, tearing it all apart... freaky little monster that guy was ...and very creepy to watch/hear when he did that...;) I also had an albino Leopard Gecko who, when she would hear the 'click' of a camera.. would turn her head, arch her back.. and 'pose' near the front of her tank.... if there was no camera noise.. she could care less if you were there watching her lol too funny .....as a rather huge animal fanatic, at one point... all at the same time.. I had; a 87lb puppy (Akita), a female cat with 5 kittens, a male cat from previous litter.... a parrot, a chinchilla, 27 rats (yes.. you read right.. I bred them for pet stores)...and in a few very large custom tanks I had 40-something fish....8 frogs, 20 shrimp and an eel.... and one daughter had a pink-kneed tarantula hehe ours was the most frequented house in the neighborhood hehe most of my children's friends wouldn't believe we had that many pets.... <grin> of course... when you walked in, you couldn't tell.. my home and all my babies were very well taken care of.. spoiled.. to a point hehe and very much doted upon/loved :)

To the OP I think that when a guy sends a text "Hey" its simply because he wants to know if you are around or available. I prefer by asking like "I'm looking for a date, are you available?" or " just saw your ad, you are cute can we meet?" If she replies "Yes" then I'll either describe myself or ask other question like a time that I want to see her. But I think you ladies should just acknowledge him by saying "whats up". Just my opinion.

Seeing an MA is still sex. Just because there is no F S taking place does not mean it is not sex.

A couple things to consider... Different people want different things. There are a few people that will tell you the experience they get with an MP meets exactly what they are looking for. It's very subjective and depends on you, the lady, your chemistry, and a dozen other factors. You can read some of the reviews on various MPs to get a sense what some consider all the fuss as you put it. Maybe it's not the right experience for you, though a single encounter may not be enough to judge. As for whether you overpaid, I'm afraid there's also no straight answer for that, as there is no one right amount or standard measure. Ladies set the rate/donation amount that they deem right for them. There's a lot of discussion threads on this topic, but ultimately that's what it always comes down to. Each lady gets to decide what they believe they is right for their time. Whether you believe someone's donation amount is more than you want to pay is of course your own to make (by which I mean you get to decide if you want to book or not -- haggling or negotiating is a big no no).

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Hi thought that I would start this tread as we have a "Ask a Escort" and "Ask a Hobbiest" thread. Since a MA and SP provides a different type of service then an Escort. And there are always questions from newbies about getting a massage. I thought I could start this thread so that all the questions and answers would be in one place. I've been getting massages for almost 6 years now. And have found most of the massages quite enjoyable. Most MA's are beautiful sexy women. Most offer begin and ending showers which sometimes can be a lot of fun. I have many happy memories of shower time. Then there is the massage itself. It can be theraputic, or sensual. It's great if the MA knows how to give a RMT type massage. Enjoyed the body slides also. Then there is the finish. The girls have there own style of finishing you off :) The best time's I've had is when there is connection and chemistry and the woman enjoys kissing and cuddling. I am sure there will be a lot of question and answers here. Such as Spa's vs Indy's and people are interested in rates and tips. So looking forwards to seeing some conversations here :)

Happy Birthday Midnite-Energies, hope you have a wonderful day !

True story....I once sprayed eau de toilette around my belly button so that the lady would appreciate the smell when she was below my belt. She started nibbling on my nipples and slowly worked her way south when she started to choke on the taste. She was nice about it and told me we(men) should only spray the back of our neck a little and that is enough. Point noted, I only spray a little behind my neck or not at all. Note: Don't put any behind the ear in case she likes licking your ears(I like that).

Happy Birthday Midnight! Hope your day is amazing :D

Sexy is that look in her eyes. The gaze that she gives you just before she gives you a deeply passionate kiss to start. You know when you see that look that you are going to have a very good time.

if... after getting my initial info which asks you to please include your username... what it is you are contacting me about.. and where you heard of me... OR reading my info on here...all a perrrson can do is type...."...hey..."... all I usually do is give it the 'one eyebrow raise'... and move on ;) Thankfully most do not respond with the one word technique... hehe

Happy birthday midnite!

Happy Birthday Midnite! I hope you have a wonderful day!

I think "hey" is the new term for "new in town sailor?", like I said, not really sure but taking a stab at it. As for colognes I remember getting Brut from my aunt every Christmas and never using it after the first time it burned somehow everywhere. Then as I got older (after high school) it was Drakkar Noir. Oh the ladies in the club loved that....after a few vodkas anyway. Now I pretty much just use lightly scented soaps. Better to smell fresh than be over powered by after shaves or colognes and they trigger headaches for me as well. Most perfumes do as well.

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Hello, Has anyone ever been in this scenario, and if so any ADVICE?? Clients fall for SP's i hear and see often, but when an SP falls for the client, how do i still keep that professional relationship together? I just seen a regular SP of mine last night and it felt like i just a lost a friend, she told me she cannot see me anymore because our connection has reached an emotional level (even though she still has other regular clients) and just like that it was over. I know this isn't a relationship board-but is this common!??!?!

Congrats to you all, again! (I just reached 100,000 hits on my page myself, and let me add a sincere thank you here to my visitors).

her pics are of a model named Iskra Lawrence, just google the name

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Happy Birthday ...... have an amazing day !!

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Happy Birthday to you! Thank you for your strong positive presence here!

Happy Birthday Midnite-Energies have a good one

I don't post much any more but happened to just check in tonight. As to the first question, if you are interested in attempting to follow up, you could just respond with a simple "?" If you dealing with someone who is just a bit shy that might elicit more of an inquiry once they know you are paying attention. And I always know what cologne I am wearing and it always suits the occasion. Problem is most people wear way too much.

yes sir you did....lol

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The CoreAn incredibly stupidly idiotic so un-scientifically sound film, it cant even be called sci-fi cuz its just silly. Its one of those 'The world goes boom' movies as I call them (apocalyptic). I cant remember exactly what was wrong but it had something to do with the Earth's core over-heating so... *snigger* they devised a plan to...*chuckles* GET THIS... *much mirth* build some sort of a vessel with a mysterious element that could withstand not only the heat of the Earth's core but also withstand the crushing power OF THE PLANETS PLATES as they dug through, right down to the core to do something or other that would cool the core down or something. It was so dumb... you might actually want to watch it as it makes for great pick-up conversation...lol That's about all its good for.

Was the week before Was during Bluesfest

No, not at all. It was only meant as backstory to the question. Like fine wines, it cannot be rushed and is well worth the wait!

I am going to be available later Friday night until Sunday evening for appointments in the West end of Ottawa. I am into fetish, role play, toys, and anything else you can think of :) I provide appointments in a clean/safe environment with the upmost discretion. Think of something you've always wanted to try and shoot me a text...maybe I can make your wildest dreams come true! -Shower available -AMAZING massage -Highly reviewed -Outcalls available for longer appointments only -Toys -I am a non smoker -Independent 150lbs - 36DD - 5"4 Green eyes & long brown hair Smooth skin and a soft round booty My skills are to impress, my service is top notch Always non rush - MY PHOTOS ARE REAL Text is best 613-917-9752 100/hh 180/h 250/1.5h 320/2h

Is it considered generally safer by some providers to offer bbbj's? I see that offered more and more often lately and as someone who avoids any providers who offer any bb services whatsoever, I feel that my options are getting more and more limited. Any thoughts? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I'm on the other side of the fence.....Last thing I want are 27 pages of recommendations. Especially when it is the same person posting over and over - I get it, you like her, but when someone posts over and over, about the same person, it's almost obsessive. I hate descriptive recommendations. Whether it is about me, or someone else. This is not the Penthouse Forum - I know of some that go over the top. She did not hang from the the ceiling. Yes, it might have felt that way, but reign it in a bit. I met her, she was fantastic (amazing, beautiful, talented...), I will see her again. Thats about all you really need to say. Please, do not rate her like a cut of beef. F: 5/10, B: 8/10, A: 6/10. This is not the Olympics - these women are humans. It cuts when someone rates anyone. Then rates someone else better, but comes back to see the original lady - I really like you, so, can I come over? So, you rated her better then me, but you want to see me now. What, is she unavailable now? Or worse, F: 10/10, B: 10/10, A: 10/10. So, are you now shilling or bragging? I know Lyla does not allow ratings - thank you Mod. However, I see on other sites - they can be brutal. I also understand that for someone starting out, recommendations are so important. However, don't ever ask for someone to post a recommendation so they can get a discount the next time. It's fake and phoney. I've had guys ask if they could post a recommendation for me, and declined them. I would rather no recommendations, then someone who has never posted before on any site, post "I just had the most amazing experience of my life". Guys see through that. I see new girls that have 10 reviews (other sites) from new guys - first post. She then posts "I asked them to post a review". It doesn't work. Give it time - the recommendations will come. xo

Pictures have several hits on Tineye and google. Red flags for me.

Basically any memory foam is great along with a soft headboard - you probably know why that is ha! Another thing is that I hate the sound of squeaking :S

Come see me this week so I can show you my special brand of passion and pleasure! My diverse personality lets me be everything you need and more! Sexy, funny, intuitive, and passionate. I cant wait to be your girlfriend for a little while! I want to play with you and see what is special about our little connection! A session with me is not about acronyms, it's about providing the experience you deserve. I can read your words and reactions to provide you a moment that fulfills your needs without you asking for anything. About Me: A down to earth lady who loves to have fun. My interests are varied and I can find enjoyment in any situation. I am told that I am genuine, charming, and much more than just a pretty face! I enjoy both the finer and simple pleasures in life and look forward to each encounter and the special moments they bring. Don't be shy, send me a message and I will lead the way. Your satisfaction is my mission! xoxo My Schedule this Week Wednesday 10AM - 4PM Friday 10 AM - 4PM Be My Special Guest.... Text 613-707-4624 or PM to make arrangements Call 613-523-6199 Book Online http://www.clubcmj.com or PM me

I still have time free to fulfill your fantasies Friday Morning! What I offer you is not your typical Relaxation Experience. I offer Companionship at its Finest. An experience with me is a delight for all of your senses. A beautiful blonde seductress on the outside. Charming well-educated and passionate on the inside. Treat me well and your experience will only be more fulfilling! Prebookings are always accepted and encouraged to ensure your time with me! The most erogenous zone in the human body is your brain. I intend to delight it with beautiful visions, sweet scents, soft whispers, and a gentle touch. A session with me is not about acronyms, it's about providing the experience you deserve. I can read your words and reactions to provide you a moment that fulfills your needs without you asking for anything. I take care of my beautiful 32DD 24 34 body and it shows. Come let me show you all of my charms. Available for you this Week.. Wednesday 10:00AM - 4:00PM Friday 10:00AM - 4:00PM PM or text 613-707-4624 for details or to arrange an encounter! I look forward to our time together...See you Soon! Kellyxo

I love firm foot massages!! I find them incredibly relaxing and sensual. My feet have very smooth pedicured skin and I like the feeling of strong hands on them! Kelly xoxo

A Moment with me is One of A Kind! What I offer you is not your typical Relaxation Experience. I offer Companionship at its Finest. An experience with me is a delight for all of your senses. A beautiful blonde seductress on the outside. Charming well-educated and passionate on the inside. Treat me well and your experience will only be more fulfilling! Prebookings are always accepted and encouraged to ensure your time with me! The most erogenous zone in the human body is your brain. I intend to delight it with beautiful visions, sweet scents, soft whispers, and a gentle touch. A session with me is not about acronyms, it's about providing the experience you deserve. I can read your words and reactions to provide you a moment that fulfills your needs without you asking for anything. I take care of my beautiful 32DD 24 34 body and it shows. Come let me show you all of my charms. Available for you this Week.. Wednesday 10:00AM - 4:00PM Friday 10:00AM - 4:00PM PM for details or to arrange an encounter! I look forward to our time together...See you Soon! Kellyxo

Don't miss your chance.. Make time to treat yourself this week! The best of both worlds a beautiful body to fulfill your fantasies, and a charming intellect to keep you craving more! Treat me well, and I will lead you to levels of pleasure unimagined! My diverse personality lets me be everything you need and more! Sexy, funny, intuitive, and passionate. I cant wait to be your girlfriend for a little while! I want to play with you and see what is special about our little connection! A session with me is not about acronyms, it's about providing the experience you deserve. I can read your words and reactions to provide you a moment that fulfills your needs without you asking for anything. Looking forward to exploring with you Come be my VIP guest this week! Don't be shy, send me a message and I will lead the way. Tuesday Jan 27th 10 - 4 Thursday 29th 10-4 Not a Member? Be My Special Guest.... PM to make arrangements Call 613-523-6199 Book Online www.clubcmj.com or PM me

What was this thread about again? Yet another CERB thread hijacked and taken way off topic. Hey Wild Thing. A little advice. If you want to complain about all the apparent "local" scumbag hobbyist's.....START YOUR OWN THREAD!!!!! It's not fair to the original poster or any other members who would like to post their opinion on the original post. Just my opinion.

....it seems to happen in the movies - anyone remember "Pretty Woman?" well, welcome to the real world! I've been around and yes, it has happened. I've also seen a lot of women have their time wasted by someone who was not sincere and who just was tired of paying for company. it will happen & the relationship will last if the guy is honest & does have genuine feelings for the woman, if he is generous, helpful & treats the lady right. (and vice versa) today's "customers" complain about being broke, hating their job, having no job, seem to really resent paying for company, etc. -- so it gives one the impression the guy is looking for sympathy and hoping to score a meal ticket or be rescued by a "rich" woman. for women that are not rich (& even those that are) this is hardly a turn on & not someone you are likely to develop feelings for.

It's only reasonable that a SP could fall for a client. SPs are, after all, human. If the SP puts a stop to seeing you as a client, the reason may well be because the relationship between the two of you has grown to a point where it is putting at risk that element of self-control and self-discipline your SP must have in order to make a livelihood. And that, as everyone should understand, needs to come first. Be grateful that you had the privilege of having shared some great moments with this person, and be graceful. Accept that she is not ready to take it to the next level and that for now at least, your relationship with her, such as it was, has ended. Consent is EVERYTHING. If this person wants you back in her life, she'll let you know.