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More than 170,000 visits on profile! Thank you very much to all the gentlemen of lyla who took time to look at my profile. Im back in town & available all week in the Southend of the city! All ethnies & age (21&+) are welcomed! 613-315-6354

Tonight , one of my clients have inspired me what I am going to write. For a matter of privacy , I will name him Jo. I've been in this industry for a long time now and I noticed that like a lot of woman , a lot of men doesn't like their body. However , the medias and society are focusing on woman's issues with their self estime. We seems to forget that mens are also sensitive about how they look .. I feel that I should share my way to think about the subject .. A very wise person told me once that a body is like a book.. It tells a story. Every scars , every wrinkles are a part of your history. Stretch marks are a miracle because you created life , wrinkles are all the smiles and laught that you shared with precious people, lousse skin is a feat because you won the battle agains weight , surgery scars are a proof that you went trought sickness or an accident and survived .. Your body is the story of your own life and nobody should be ashame of it. Quite the contrary , be proud of it .. I told that to Jo tonight and I meant it with all my heart .. He seems to feel better about himself and he should because he's incredible and look absolutely awesome. Anyways , everybody will get older , get wrinkles , get all gelly and will have dark spots .. Then you will think "Omg I was so good looking 20 years ago " In fact , who's more comfy about his body ? The girls that put make up with a roll , has fake boobs , fake nails , fake hair and look absolutely fantastic ? The guy that spent his entire day at the gym , taned in a can and shaved his chest ? This is all superficial .. Yes they might look fantastic but under this cover and mask , are they happyer with their body ? I don't know .. The moral of this long message is LOVE YOURSELF .. You deserve it and absolutely nobody in the world can tell you that you are not looking good .. P.s. Sorry for the spelling , I am french ;) I am sure that you understood what I was trying to say between all my mistakes .. Luv you guys ! Pps. Jo , You look perfect to me .. Xx Ali

Be yourself. Love Yourself. Accept Yourself. And if other's don't, it's their loss :) Most women can look thru Men's outer layer, and if they can do that, most will discoverer the Man's inner self and may find a very special loving person :)

I myself, have a number of scars.... some were an adventure.. others were surgeries... and all that fun stuff... and some of these scars have created little 'shelfs' on my stomach that I am not entirely crazy about... and alongside those, there are the lumps, bumps and 'dark areas' (thank you Alison hehe) that have all come together to make me the perrrrson I am today... Truthfully, I am not as happy with the amount of soft & squishy I have gained the last while, but.. all in all.. I absolutely adore the person that all these things have helped to create, and wouldn't likely trade them for anything... hell I'm even proud of my lovely silver hairs coming up through my blonde curls... not only are these things all markings of my life.. and the fact that I have *lived* it.. but.... a testament to the fact that I survived it all without killing anyone ;) I would (and do) take a bit of soft & squishy.. scarred... raw.... 'dark' over the 'typical' so-shiny-polished-overly-tanned, can't move for fear of messing themselves up' person.. any day of the week! after all.. a bit of the soft stuff gives me something to sink my teeth into <grin> Thank you Alison... for showing me I am not the only one :) On another note.... Someone told me something once that changed the way I look at *everything*... and I have passed it on to several people over the years, and have changed the way *they* now look at things... so... perrrhaps that may happen again by posting it here: A wonderful doctor I worked with years ago, told me a Buddhist saying, that to this day, I still think is the best thing I have ever heard in all my years/adventures: "If you have a problem, and there *is* a solution.... then don't worry (after all, you can fix it, right?) "If you have a problem... and there is.. nooo... solution (as in, no matter what you do, you cannot/will not fix it)..... then, don't worry!" fan-freaking-tastic way of viewing things.. and since adopting that way of being.. I have no blood pressure issues.. no health issues of any kind... I tackle things I can.. leave well enough alone when I have to.... much less stress and life.. in general... (even with its disappointments.... is good! ;)

I adore warm chocolate chip cookies with old cheddar melted on top. I scoop ice cream with kettle cooked potato chips. I mix chocolate covered almonds with beanitos in my mouth. I put peanut butter on my bacon cheeseburgers. I put protein powder in my coffee. I dip bananas in mayo then brown sugar. I dip fresh fruit in salsa... cat

Twice the good bye hug and kiss resulted in me being pulled back in... which obviously was unexpected. :) Peace MG

a good SP or MA knows to keep the 'illusion' going to the very last moment ;)

Trump has hit a vein, but it's a vein consisting almost exclusively of bitter, resentful, and frightened white people who think they owned the country once and badly want it back. Thankfully they're just a minority, and one that's shrinking all the time. Trump is thin-skinned, egomaniacal, petulant child and an incompetent, serial bankrupt. And if he gets the presidency he'd run the country just like he's run his businesses: he'd surround himself with toadies and sycophants, try to bully his way through problems, and lash out obsessively at anyone who offends him. For now, he just uses Twitter; if he wins, just wait 'til January. There is no greater calamity that could befall the U.S. than to put a sociopathic, egomaniacal demagogue like Trump in charge. It's already a black spot on the nation that they've let him come this close.

We all crave certain weird food items (I hope I am not alone!) I have quite a few but these came to mind because I have ingested these lovelies in the last few days. #1 chunky peanut butter and miracle whip on multigrain toast #2 Kraft cheese slice, sliced onion and mayonnaise on wonder bread Odd I know and no idea when these choices came about but been forever! Share yours! Oh ya, today was left over rice heated up with chopped up green olives. Lol

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They say that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. It is perhaps from that perspective that I write this and with a sense of foreboding. I hope beyond hope that I am wrong. As a very amateur historian with a strong interest in the rise of Hitler and Nazi Germany in the 1930's, I cannot help but see and feel the eerie similarities with the rise of Donald Trump who is on the verge of being elected President of the United States. It is generally accepted that there were several keys to Hitlers rise. The first was a population that was living in desperate conditions. There was poverty, mass unemployment or underemployment , the feeling of having a lack of control of their own country and there was a pervasive lack of hope. Being desperate they were ready to grasp anything or anyone that offered an alternative. For many Americans this can be argued to be true at present. Hitler used hate as a way to unite the country behind him. He gave the people someone to blame and promises of greatness. Through manipulation the people gave him absolute control, legally. We know that the holocaust and WW II resulted - and all of that from a population of people who were just like you and I. We need not listen too long or look too hard to hear the hate from Trump and the way that he is focusing that hate on certain groups. He has now proclaimed himself as the law and order candidate. Think Gestapo. I realize that this is a very bare bones and inadequate review of the rise of Fascism in Germany in the 1930's however the similarities to today are very clear, at least to me. Around the world there is a rallying cry, "Never Again." I am very fearful for a large population of people in the U.S. - Muslims, Mexicans, Latinos, LGBTQ people and anyone that does not fit Donald Trumps world. The chanting at his convention last week told a big story. I am afraid that we are living witnesses to the rise of Fascism.

sadly but predictably , the Left's knee-jerk reaction to any and all who disagree is to scream Racist Bigot Fascist !! So much for intelligent discourse

Reductio ad Hitlerum. See Godwin's Law, which I think is the likelihood of any political discussion at some point referencing Hitler or Nazism approaches 100% the longer it goes. This one got there really fast! (Smile)

lol you cannot be serious. why is it that everyone who is not a liberal is automatically a fascist. This lefty alarmist theme is getting reallllly stale.

I hope that you will accept a belated birthday wish. I hope that it was a great day and the first of another year full of great days. :) MN2

Wolf Knight, With all due respect, isn't this generalizing? It's too bad that you had a situation where the lady's ad was probably misleading but I don't think every single thing written in ads should be ignored, what are ads for then? There are certain things that should be discussed or confirmed as you suggested because everyone's interpretation is different and as such is better to ask a lady what she meant by whatever she wrote, most ladies won't mind explaining. Of course we (providers) use whatever phrase or whole ad to get attention, that's what we advertise for and there's nothing wrong with that, false advertising is wrong but I would say there's a minority of that on Lyla and I may be wrong but in this case I don't think communication would have made a difference, IF the provider you met used false advertising I don't see her admitting to it because you booked in advance and Tom to the time to email her, she would likely keep telling you the things stated in her ad. Maybe as you said the lady you met had a bad day or maybe chemistry wasn't just there, no offence but there's no perfect/fantastic client to everyone just as there's no perfect/fantastic provider to every single gent, and just like everyone has their own definition of open minded every lady has their own definition of a fantastic client so it's the lady and not her guest who will be able to say if he was a perfect client or not. I'm multi-tasking while typing this so I'll come back and check it later in case it needs editing to make any sense, I apologize if it doesn't :icon_redface:

a good SP or MA knows to keep the 'illusion' going to the very last moment "What a depressing thought.... I've thought it over and have decided to discount this as cynicism" perceptions in the fantasy world of 'hobbyists and service providers' will always be at odds with the real world of transactional sex. It's all a matter of ones perspective. By all means enjoy your fantasy but it is gratuitous to disparage a perspective that is different from yours.

Happy belated Birthday. Hope you continue your thoughtful insights here and for many more years.

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Speaking only from the MP side,, 45 minutes is my preferred for standard visits. 30 can occasionally wind up a little rushed if you need a shower both before and after, but with 45 you get the shower and full massage without the tense "shit, we're five minutes over" looming on both of us lol. For STANDARD massage stuff (where you're not looking for a ton of additional things like a long reverse massage etc) an hour is too long. :-) I have a system essentially, lol.

"Loosey Whities" - if that's a thing...lol. Comfortable on a summer day!

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The worst thing about Trump? He has lowered the level of political debate so far it is pathetic. There are no discussions of policy or ideas. Just soundbites and pandering. Can you imagine him on Charlie Rose having his mindless demagoguery dismantled and exposed for the simplistic nonsense that it is? Someone like Stephen Sacker from Hardtalk on the BBC would cut Trump to shreds. Winston Churchill said the best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter. Cue this thread.

Bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich toasted with a healthy dollop of peanut butter. Microwave popcorn with melted old cheddar cheese and chocolate chips. Pickled octopus tidbits in plain Greek yogurt with garlic mayo, all washed down with a frothy egg cream. Cow tongue and sliced red onions on Texas toast with Thousand Island dressing. White chocolate dipped artichokes, served chilled. Just kidding on that last one! I hate cold artichokes!

Going to a rheumatologist. That is bad enough. Having said rheumatologist stick a bloody big needle into my knee to draw fluid?! Way worse! Then having to sit and listen to him tell me my knees are only going to get worse; Cherry on the cake on my fuckin day!!!

Yes, I love a goodbye kiss... and its so true that it could be the last time. One never knows. One of my favourites disappeared a while back (hopefully she graduated with her degree); we joked once or twice about the awkward possibility we might meet in a professional context someday... I hope so :) (possible, but very unlikely). a couple times I've left the room at the same time as the SP and we parted on the street... due to the need for discretion there was no kiss on the street, and goodbye hug was not as long as I would have liked, but the affection was still there.

As it turned out... we didn't go to the gallery... because she was too busy, but as luck would have it my guitar was accidentally on purpose left in my car from the weekend, so I brought it with me to our date. So instead of going to the art gallery, I played her songs on my guitar and she sang along... She has a lovely voice... and the Veuve Clicquot Brut Champagne was lovely as well. So it wasn't what I had planned for, but we had a great time.

She's an awesome girl to talk with and very easy to form chemistry with. I've already given a review about her before.Looking at her new pics her twins sure look like they got a nice upgrade lol damn. She's also a dancer for anyone who likes that kind of thing I sure love it. Sadly I just noticed she was back and I'm heading out of town tomorrow so probably won't have the chance to see her this time around depending on how long she stays. Also her incalls are usually in Hull which is really convenient for me since I work there. She also has an account on here if I recall.

Well said Allison. After reading this touchy post I could not but have admiration for you to write this and for Jo for his inspiration. Believe me they are no mistakes in your expressions! Thank you for this post!

Peanut butter and onion sandwich.... I prefer whole grain breads but even wonder bread can be made tolerable with pb and o!

True story....I once sprayed eau de toilette around my belly button so that the lady would appreciate the smell when she was below my belt. She started nibbling on my nipples and slowly worked her way south when she started to choke on the taste. She was nice about it and told me we(men) should only spray the back of our neck a little and that is enough. Point noted, I only spray a little behind my neck or not at all. Note: Don't put any behind the ear in case she likes licking your ears(I like that).

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and of course... :)

Loosly translated, it means that I may or may not be interested in maybe seeing you at some point, yet I'm too lazy to ask a specific question or even properly introduce myself so I will let you do all of the work. The expected response is for you to go out of your way to convince me that you are worth my time. The correct response is to ignore them until they learn some manners. ;)

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I recently had the benefit of a couple of hours after a meeting was cancelled @ the end of the day. I decided to just drop into the brass club to hang for a little bit, have a mojito and see who would be available. I was able to chat immediately with Jessica, Belle and Stacy. -- looks to the sky and ponders - Hmm I wonder if trios are available.-- but back to my review. Belle was unfortunately unable to have a session as her day was nearing an end and she would have to depart. fortunate for me, Stacy eagerly set about providing me with distraction. For those who have not had the benefit of meeting with Stacy already. she is a very genuine person and in short time i found I was chatting with her as though we had known each other for a long long time. As she and I doffed our clothing I noted that she was sporting a couple of bumps and bruises - which are natural indicators of a life well lived. She was able to shortly share a tale of each and how they were earned through life experience. Withe tales all told it was time to jump into the shower. (be careful Stacy - that door will get you). The shower was a most pleasant experience. with the addition of water and a little lotion her skin is most soft while pressed and gliding against her partner. She also likes to continue the intimacy that was started in the session with a close hug and warm embrace. After the shower had ended we decided on how to proceed with the remainder of the hour we were to spend with one another. For me - I like to give massage as much as receive one - possibly more. We decided to split the time equally and after winning a game of Rock, paper and scissors I opted to have Stacy start on the table. it was here that I was able to get a full appreciation of the beauty that was before me. She is a very natural GND look with just the right hint of curve where needed. Her skin is lovely and aside from the earlier mentioned bruises near perfection. She was able to give feedback when I hit a place that needed to be worked out just that little bit more. it brought a smile to my face knowing that those coos and occasional groans were a result of my actions. Then with a quick swap of places and a near fall from Stacy - note to self and others - rub the oil off the ladies foot if she lets you massage them. it was my turn on the table. Stacy has a wonderful touch working deep into spots and asks directly of there are specific places that need to be worked out. A first for me is that she massaged my arms while they drape down the sides of the table. I asked her about this and she said they were often overlooked - I must admit they felt great afterwords. As we neared the end of the time for the session she had me flip over onto my back. This lady has some skills and the pressure which had been building throughout the session was quickly released. Stacy - thank-you again for the wonderful time.

Met with a lovely lady, who I've seen many times before... she helped me celebrate my birthday a little early (which is actually next week). Between kisses... I played on my guitar a number of song by Pink Floyd... a band we both like... and we sang together... she has a lovely voice. A wonderful time. Additional Comments: First time I've ever played guitar without clothing.

I booked using their online form and once confirmed by text/ email they send a face pic to let you know what she looks like... trust me she is a very pretty woman. I'd say the face is blurred for privacy issues but during the massage she is in her underwear. But like I said before everything is legit and no extra stuff.

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Trump is not serious at all .. he is making this out to be a joke .. lord help everyone if he elected! Sorry but I don't see anything good coming out of it With everything going on right now we need someone serious

Well, let's get back on track shall we? I really look forward to the election, so we don't have to suffer through any more Trump-this and Trump-that nonsense. The press responds to all the outrageous crap this A-hole pumps out & this gives him a monopoly on the headlines. Can somebody in head office at the press-offices just push the "stop it" button. Please? We've already overdosed on the other so called news worthy celebrities (Kartrashians, Hiltons, etc). It's like a monstrous, out of control useless-information machine. I agree it's Headlines, but holy crap, aren't there other worthwhile events that need more attention?

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Myself with the tables turned, with a female SP only. biggest fantasy, with an SP would be to be dominated. However only in a loving and non-rough manner. I find myself, enjoying things outside the "public norms". To me people are people and expanding that beyond limit is exciting to me.

These day's I am doing mostly 45 minute appointments for SP's and an a 1 Hr for MA's. This fits my budget, and time. 30 minutes is not enough, but 45 is just about right and is more affordable.

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I've recently discovered CFNM situations on the web and that's sort of got me fantasizing a little about being it situations where I'm asked to get myself off while they watch or just standing while they take turns edging me.

Hey Baby, It is true, I really love what I do! I love to please and be pleased by you! I will never rush, I want you to enjoy every second with me as I enjoy every part of you! I am young, truly beautiful, and always spic and span clean baby and I always look really nice! I am new to Ottawa so give me a shot baby, you will not regret it! I have a new recco done on me from the other day and I have an old one on here from a couple years ago in Halifax under the name of ExoticBobbie I do not have a lot of pictures right now but in the next couple weeks I will have lots :) The ones I do have here so far are all very recent. *Beautiful blue eyes *38 DD ( . ) ( . ) *Gorgeous legs *Sexy soft skin *Nice tight round bum I have IN service during the weekdays until 4pm. I offer OUT services all the time. I prefer to texts as I am around family and friends often and not ablet to answer the questions you might have babe. If you want to talk and I do not answer you can leave a msg and I will call soon as I am able to I am waiting for YOU now!! 613-316-0683 xXx Bobbie xXx

Hey Baby! I want you to come find out how much Exotic Bobbie loves what she does baby! I have been doing this off and on for many years and this is because I truly love to do this! I have a new reco on me that was done today, please go read and get a feel what you could be in for (There is also an old reco on this site for me from when I was living in Nova Scotia, my name there was just Exotic Bobbie. I am young, beautiful, very clean and always expect cleanliness from you as well babe! As long as you are nice and clean we can enjoy ourselves to the fullest, I AM AT THE DELTA HOTEL THIS WEEKEND WOULD LIKE TO TAKE AS MANY BOOOKINGS FOR TODAY AFTER 3PM UNTIL SUNDAY MORNING *Beautiful blue eyes *Long dark sexy hair *38 DD ( . ) ( . ) *Naturally beautiful face *Gorgeous legs *Nice tight round bum *Sexy soft skin from head to toe I do not have a lot of pictures right now but i will be getting some new ones very soon! The ones I do have are all very recent. BUYING NEW LINGERIE TODAY!! I am so excited for what tonight may bring babe!! I hope to see YOU there!!

BOOK NOW FOR IN SERVICE THIS WEEKEND (FEB 27-28th) IN A NICE DOWNTOWN HOTEL! **(Going shopping Friday morning for new lingerie)** Hey Baby! As it says I am very new to Ottawa. I have lived here about a year, but I am very new to doing this around here. I am Exotic Bobbie from Nova Scotia. I am new to this here however I have done this off and on for years, because I truly love what I do!!!! Come see me and give me a chance to prove myself as a very beautiful, sexy lady who knows how to really please both of us and have an amazing time together!! I love pleasing you and you pleasing me and just enjoying every second we spend together. You will never regret one moment you spend with me! I am never rushed baby, I like us both to enjoy ourselves to the fullest!! Unfortunately I do not have a lot of new pictures and I got rid of most of my old ones... However I need new ones anyways babe because I did gain weight!! (I have been losing it, but it takes time) I weight 150 pounds I have 38 DD boobs. I am truly beautiful and sexy!!! Please come see me and write reviews... I am excited thinking of all the fun we could have... Come find out how true it is that Exotic Bobbie loves what she does!!! *Beautiful blue eyes *Long dark sexy hair *38 DD *Naturally beautiful face!! *Nice tight round bum *Gorgeous legs *Sexy soft skin from head to toe ALL THE PICTURES I DO HAVE NOW ARE ALL VERY RECENT..WILL HAVE NEW PICS SOON!! I am still offering out service any other time. I can also host at my place tomorrow before 4:30 I would love if someone who likes to write reviews would like to come see I am really looking forward to getting to meet the men on cerb here in Ottawa and really becoming a part of Cerb ! I am very excited!! I prefer texts because I am around people a lot who do not know what I do so I usually do not answer my phone! If you want me to call you back i can do that if you leave a msg....(( I have a couple more photos )) 613-316-0683 x0 Bobbie I am waiting for YOU now!