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People who are oblivious to the fact that they SHOULD take a shower instead of dousing themselves in exaggerated amounts of cologne and refusing a shower. Being fresh doesn't include the shower a person had that morning. I know I'm preaching to the choir for most men here but the smell of ass is like the smell of death, you never forget it! And the worst is having a provider canceling the session before even starting because she had to excuse herself to go vomit because the person visiting was so ignorant of their own stench.

REALLY!! Read the rules and I must say you are oh so WRONG! What are you doing here anyways LMFAO!! The clients I see are just DELICIOUS and true gentlemen/ladies, great to spend quality time with and all of them can go to bar but choose not to or leave and end up with their life ruined from picking up something. Choose your words wisely here! SHAMEFUL!

She is in SK. today and a definite one to stay away from. She is running multiple posts with different photos and phone numbers when all she offers is a massage and a covered �� for three bills/hr. Very sneaky.

Sorry someone pissed in your wheatabix this morning.

It's such a pleasure when you drop by. Enjoy your stay and have a nice day.

Those seats are not necessarily by reservation. They're reserved so that the doormen can seat you there and get a tip in the process. Or to stop one or two people from sitting at a table for 6. They do this at Pigale as well.

Thanks, guys. I'm feelin' the love. :icon_biggrin: I didn't realize that I needed to make a reservation on Friday. When I showed up, almost all of the tables had RESERVED signs on them, and I ended up at the sad, loner's table by the door. It was pretty consistently packed all afternoon, but about half of the seats at the rail were going begging. I asked the manager if he could find me a spot up there and was was immediately seated right at the pole. Ahhhhh. Preferred seating. A few mates showed up and we had a really good time. They're regulars, but I didn't know they went. The stage was active all afternoon long and into the night. I figure I was there for probably 11 hours. I came out weak, broke, drunk and happy. Thanks everyone for an amazing time. I'll have to do it again sometime.

Are you sure it wasn't the t-shirt with "I'm Kilt Boy from Lyla" written on it?

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I had no idea that back-to-back bookings wasn't a somewhat normal thing at the higher volume spas... I've never complained about being led out 5-10 min early, but it sounds like this may definitely affect some people's likelihood of repeating. One related thing that I don't like though is being told to shower alone at the beginning of a session because the woman just came out of a shower with someone else. I enjoy showering together!

When I first started this hobby I went to great lengths to use techniques I thought would be required to hide my identity. I used a "burner phone" and purchased sim cards under a false name and address. I created an email address I specifically used for communicating to agencies and independents. For a period of time, I even went as far as to only use "internet cafes" or terminals available in hotel lobbies or at the airport to communicate. If I had to use the phone it would be preferably from the hotel lobby or a local pay phone. If I was required to "phone-in" to confirm an in-call address or my arrival it was from the "burner" if I had no access to a none traceable land line. After a while (a couple of years) I realized all this might be a bit of overkill and it just became very inconvenient. It was a pain to keeping my "burner" up to date and sometimes it was unreliable when on international trips. Using internet cafes are not practical any more and I have stopped using hotel business centres. Now I still use my "special" email address but don't include it in my personal phone email accounts list. I try to use my own phone for text and email only. I have alway used my real first name but never have I had to divulge my last name. However as trust grew and I realized this is really a "live and let live" industry, a couple of my favourite SPs know my last name, profession and some other personal details. Like many SPs I have my own screening process based on my own comfort zone and I rely on my own instincts and gut feel when I see someone of the first time. It has worked so far with nary a disappointment or any "drama".

If you book an hour and pay for an hour, then you should get an hour. End of story. If you're late, it comes out of your time; if they're running late, it comes out of theirs, or they make it up to you some other way. I've had a similar experiences in the past at a spa, which I think was because the provider in question was booking clients back-to-back with no time in between to turn the room around, if her twitter feed was anything to go by, so that had to come out of cutting sessions short. I let the spa know and they said they'd have a word with her... but I have no idea whether anything changed as I never went back to that provider :) That's not the only time I've been out the door much faster than I should have been, and it's something I have pretty much no tolerance for. If I pay for an hour and you have me out the door in 45 minutes then good for you, you did well on that session... but I'll never see you again.

Anyone seen her? https://ottawa.craigslist.ca/ths/5748258701.html

I personally don't use a fake name. I use my real name. The lady I've been seeing lately knows who I am and actually where I work. She won't expose me and I won't expose her for pretty much the same reason. She doesn't want anyone to know what she does for a living. You got to trust some people. But the email I use isn't used for anything other then hobbying... (and that's also true for the gal I see, she only uses that email for clients). If you are really worried you can get a separate phone for hobbying... I don't, but some of the ladies I've seen have separate phones. Another lady I saw had separate phones, but at some point got them mixed up and exposed her actual name to me on facebook messenger... oopppss... (it was actually her second telecommunication goof). I politely pointed out her telecommunication goof and she removed the phone from facebook messenger account (and blocked me). For your hobby phone be wary of google plus and facebook messenger; synchronization can be a bad idea. Personally I don't bother with a separate hobby phone if for no other reason then having to explain the extra phone or extra bill (looks a little suspicious to have 2 phones and two phone bills)... maybe I enjoy living on the edge... But I use a PIN number on my phone so that no one can use it when I'm not around and it is actually even illegal for your wife to read your phone without your permission or a court order (boy if I say that to her that will go down well I'm sure)... but clear all hobby related text message and emails ASAP just in case. Purge the deleted message as well. And if you keep the gal in your contacts, don't use anything that sounds like a ladies name. One gal I have listed at CATM which sounds like a business. Fortunately, my wife has so far never questioned what I do... and I pay her the same respect (tonight she is out visiting a friend... or so she says, lol). I had an Ashley-Madison account. Never used it for an actual date. I did received a couple of emails saying they knew who I was and would expose me to all my facebook friends if I didn't send them bit coins... I got a laugh out of it because the email was not associated with any Facebook account, or linked to anything else. I reported them as a phlishing scams... never heard back from them.

Good God man. Be careful who you let into your home. Unless you live in such a place that it doesn't matter.

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not the same coco. dont know where she went

WOW! Where to begin....Receiving an out of the blue email questioning my age, stating I have been 32-34+++ for years LMAO....I am 34 and will be 35 November 11th (1981). I understand why and if a companion may change their age/date of birth (discretion or many other reasons). I don't feel the need to and I state my real age and date of birth, this has also been verified by the Mod here and I'm always willing to show ID to anyone (yes, I have been asked because they thought I was younger). Who is going to add years?? Take a few off but up your age?? Too cute!! It's just a waste of my time when you are actually telling the truth and someone feels the need to write mean spirited emails for whatever reason. Just something else to laugh and shake off!!

Is that Coco former owner/MA from Jade Spa?

Saw her myself tonight. Her pictures are 100% accurate. She is about 5'9", pretty face and tight, spinner body. She is soft spoken but friendly and checks into make sure you are having a goood time. Setting up the appointment was easy. Her location is hotel in the north end that a lot of SPs use. All service was safe. She gave a great �������. I love that she answered the door wearing only a sexy pair of panties. Would recommmend.

Well, photos that raise questions, and a number that comes back to a VOIP phone service. I'd advise caution at least. Additional Comments: Yeah, after some more in depth looking, none of those photos are her, found both frontal shots plus a 3rd one on an ad in Bucarest Romania, hell of a travel sched this girl has. They look like the originals to me since they have a watermark. Also meshes with the tie to the Eastern European porn actress on twitter who has posted some of those pics before though they aren't her, likely one of her friends. Take it for what it's worth. I note it states "photos are 100% real" so we already know there's chicanery going on, if any one of those photos was you, why would you need to add fakes with a body like that?

I saw her as well and will not be repeating.

I have seen her. A bit plump. Super friendly, very much a girlfriend experience. Nice location (clean, tidy, etc). Easy to talk to. I've yet to find a SP who didn't own a bunch of cats, but hers were clean, no litter smell and well behaved. I can share more via PM if needed, but I'd recommend try her yourself.

I don't get why they would use two ads one with real pics and the other with fake ones. I knew one of them were fake by researching it so that is why I didn't go see her. Girls using fakes just means disaster.

Turn-offs are: -those that considered themselves to be above others -the endless texters with questions with no intention of booking -those that disrespect my hours of operation -those that arrive at my door at an inappropriate time (just because you have been here before does NOT give you the right to think that you can just waltz in at any time!) I don't care what excuse you have, I have a life outside of this and find it an invasion of privacy when you do this. -hagglers -derogatory remarks when you don't get your way -consistently asking me for things I do not provide stating 'oh but you'll like it if you just try it'! -not being prepared (the 'wallet is in the car' excuse to get all the fee is old!. You know where you are going and what you are going to be doing there, have everything you need with you) -having gum in your mouth while kissing me, this will get you a free ride to my door with no refund (too many stories of guys having illicit items in their gum) -heavy smokers that think because they have brushed their teeth that morning everything is fine, it isn't. Mouthwash, new toothbrushes, toothpaste, all supplied by me for occasions such as this. I once almost threw up as someone's breath was so bad. -not having showered, or refusing a shower when asked to take one. It isn't a suggestion, it is a request! I'm fresh, you should be also -not having shaved, this can be extremely irritating to delicate parts, please be aware of this. If you take your wrist against your 2-3 day growth and it feels bristly, imagine how we feel with it rubbing against us. -untrimmed fingernails, ouch! -asking not to use protection because you are married/partnered, not even going there! -stating you are allergic to protection, there is a reason I carry non-latex items ;-) -telling me how to run my business, this is my business and I run it the way see fit. I do not tell you how to run yours. -criticizing other providers when you are with me! I don't want to know who you have 'had', nor do I want them knowing you have been with me. Providers respect each others privacy, please do the same.If what you were provided with was unsatisfactory, just don't see them again, simple. -showing up drunk/high or bringing with you drugs of any sort. Not in my place. -offering exchange of illicit substances as payment, not happening. -looking for freebies cause its your birthday, again, not happening. If you are a regular and I know its your birthday, there might be something a little special added to the engagement. -begging to see me but you only have $xyz funds. If you can't afford to see me, wait until you have saved then ask. -wanting some obscure outfit that I don't own to be worn. If you want something specific, let me know, and I will tell you what size to purchase. -consistently asking for nude pics, or of private parts to be sent. No way. if you can't decide based on what you read and see already, I'm not going to be any different when you get here. -one word texts/emails. Take the time to at least introduce yourself. Let me know a particular day/time, this way there is established communication. -don't ask me for outcall unless you are prepared to tell me what I need to know. Hotels ASK me for information about you when I call up asking for 'room number abc', or for 'Mr. Smith' (ficticious name), I want to verify you are actually there. -at no time will I attend an engagement in your private home unless I have seen you a few times before.

When a gentlemen arrives for a massage and he instantly thinks he has the right or entitlement to corner you and to grope you without asking because he paid for a massage after be asked to make him self comfortable and inviting him to lay on the bed... Even if for companionship this is a turn off. I prefer to warm up to you first. I do not like to be cornered. It is a massage not fondling session. Never feel entitled. I expect to be treat with respect. How about make your self comfortable, lay on the bed, chat, ask or wait to be invited. A really big turn off. If I was going to invite you to touch at some point it most likely won't be an option after an approach like this.