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4 pointsIn light of recent developments, another thing to be thankful for is the level of civility and mutual respect in the exchanges among members of this board. It could be far different, as we see when some members become abusive. I hope that you're all enjoying a wonderful weekend.
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4 pointsREALLY!! Read the rules and I must say you are oh so WRONG! What are you doing here anyways LMFAO!! The clients I see are just DELICIOUS and true gentlemen/ladies, great to spend quality time with and all of them can go to bar but choose not to or leave and end up with their life ruined from picking up something. Choose your words wisely here! SHAMEFUL!
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3 pointsA time to reflect and be grateful, for all the beautiful women who have shared time with me this year, for my friends on this board, and for the fun we've had together. A special thanks to friends who have moved on, who I might not see again, but who I will always remember. Thank you for being in my life, even just for a little while.
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3 pointsSorry it happened to you. Never ok. I was once approached at my civil job by someone who with his buddies around him, made a comment to the effect that he had met Meaghan. I knew I had never met him, but the way he said it - it pissed me off, as he was referring to my working persona - not my personal. So, I looked him square in the face - said "you must have me mistaken for my twin sister. You know she has full blown aids now? I'll send her your good wishes". He never bothered me again!
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2 pointsHi... Sadly I am posting to let you all know that unfortunately, Life seems to want to keep me away from you my friends... this is a message to let you know that I wont be coming back for now.. If things change in my end and I can come back sometime you guys can be sure that I will let ya all know.. feel free to still send messages to say hi and keep in touch... KISSES AND HUGS TO EVERYONE PV
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2 pointsForgot to turn back my scales 10 lbs last night. Hope everyone has a great thanksgiving. I am thankful to be here and my friends around me. xo
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2 pointsAriel is my all time fav, but she's rarely there now. Among current favs are Bridgette, Nicole, Stacey and Carmen.
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1 pointI have had the pleasure of meeting her. A little difficult to contact on occasion, but if you can set up a date you won't be disappointed. Very good at what she does! Pics are 100% legit.
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1 pointWhat a bunch of unprofessional bitches! Yup, they are definitely bitches for showing such a display of indiscretion and complete disregard for your recently deceased brother who was such a nice man. Sorry you had to endure this.
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1 pointShe use to go by the name of Mia and had a red head friend she was doing duo's with As for this Chanel Westcoast it is a fake pic If you google the number it brings you Lexi page showing her new duo partner Here is the link to when she was advertising as Mia https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=236130
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1 pointHi Everyone! My name is Sadie (fka Skylar Heart)! I'm a petite beauty with booty here to take all your tension & stiffness away. I strive to provide the best experience possible for those who enjoy the finer things in life. I have experience as an exotic dancer and some of you may recognize me from a few of your favourite stripclubs in the Ottawa/Gatineau area!? I'm open-minded, sweet & fun and I love being in the massage industry! I am looking forward to getting you alone & relaxed very soon! I'm Available: ***NEXT ON THURSDAY*** Currently from 10am until 4pm! ************ I'm Also Available This Week On: Friday from 4pm until 11pm! Saturday from 10am until 4pm! & Sunday from 10am until 4pm too! ******************** Please call Vibe at 613 680 8059 to reserve your precious time with me! ********** You can visit my Cerb Profile & see more pictures: HERE! & Check Out My New Recommendations: HERE! & My DUO Recommendation: HERE! xoxo Sadie
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1 pointIm back in town!! Gentlemen, Allow me to introduce myself. Im Rebecca, the cute girl next door you have dream about, once in your life. Im 26 years old, french Canadian from Montréal with an adorable accent. I stand 5'4 with curvy build, long dark hair and nice handful of perky tits. My juicy pink lipz will amaze you in more than one way. My warm and friendly personality will put you at ease just with a smile by opening the door. Kiss? Cuddle? Light caress? Or something a little more spicy? I love it all. Take a look at what others have to say about me.. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=40938 At my place donation... Limited time specials for lyla's members only! 100HH 180H 280 90MIN 340 2H Located in the SOUTHEND by the airport... 613-315-6354
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1 pointHi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I great you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm
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1 pointHi Gentleman I am avail this week between 9 am and 8pm I do prefer advance scheduling if at all possible I can be reached at [email protected] or 6137008577 http://www.alexgrenyait.ca kisses and spanks xo
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1 pointBy the way. I would have never met Nataly if it had not been for this hobby. And she is one of the nicest sweetest girls I have ever met and I am sure she would be in whatever situation some one met her. And I absolutely think you referring to her as a hoe is so disrespectful From someone who is claiming to be trying to help out a friend to get out of the business you come off as such an ass. Maybe your friends problem is the friends she keeps. You are a disrespectful shit. And I am sure you have as many if not more problems dealing with people in real life rather than just here on this forum.
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1 pointBack for more. I missed that awesome body, the bum, the abs, the perfect tits, the sound of her laughter and the feel of her touch. A real beauty, and as sweet and fun as they come.
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1 pointLooking through your old posts I think you did some sampling during your research to help your friend. Are you sure you aren't angry about something that happened to you rather than your friend. You seem to be a little personal. I personally would never call your friend or any of the female providers in this profession hoes like you have. I think you may have had some bad experiences with providers and from what I see of you it probably had to do with your personality problems. For the most part providers and customers communicate here in an atmosphere of respect and you are so far from anything showing respect for others that if baffles me that you can go ahead with these posts. I think you are probably under chemical influence of some kind. Either that or you are deranged. I apologize if I am being a bit argumentative or disrespectful but I find you some what more than annoying. So ���� off already. Additional Comments: Looking through your old posts I think you did some sampling during your research to help your friend. Are you sure you aren't angry about something that happened to you rather than your friend. You seem to be a little personal. I personally would never call your friend or any of the female providers in this profession hoes like you have. I think you may have had some bad experiences with providers and from what I see of you it probably had to do with your personality problems. For the most part providers and customers communicate here in an atmosphere of respect and you are so far from anything showing respect for others that if baffles me that you can go ahead with these posts. I think you are probably under chemical influence of some kind. Either that or you are deranged. I apologize if I am being a bit argumentative or disrespectful but I find you some what more than annoying. So ���� off already.
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1 pointI've got 7 pm EST today in the pool as the time of Bibibopka's banning. Good luck to all you competitors!
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1 pointHi Everyone! My name is Sadie (fka Skylar Heart)! I'm a petite beauty with booty here to take all your tension & stiffness away. I strive to provide the best experience possible for those who enjoy the finer things in life. I have experience as an exotic dancer and some of you may recognize me from a few of your favourite stripclubs in the Ottawa/Gatineau area!? I'm open-minded, sweet & fun and I love being in the massage industry! I am looking forward to getting you alone & relaxed very soon! I'm Available: ***ON MONDAY*** Currently from 4pm until 10pm! ************ I'm Also Available This Week On: Thursday from 10am until 4pm! Friday from 4pm until 11pm! Saturday from 10am until 4pm! & Sunday from 10am until 4pm too! ******************** Please call Vibe at 613 680 8059 to reserve your precious time with me! ********** You can visit my Cerb Profile & see more pictures: HERE! & Check Out My New Recommendations: HERE! & My DUO Recommendation: HERE! xoxo Sadie
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1 pointHappy Thanksgiving to you Cato, and to all of my friends here on Lyla. Have a wonderful holiday weekend everyone.
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1 pointLate but much appreciated for the warm welcome and the great time I had during my visit last week I will be returning sometime next month again for three days and hope to see you again Keep an eye open for my upcoming dates Kisses
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1 pointI see no reason why not. I have friendships with business partners, colleagues... Etc. actually it's good to be friends with colleagues it makes doing business together better. But in nether case would I expect freebees.
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1 pointAvailable today 11-7 in an upscale west end location, location features a beautiful and clean shower, wall to wall mirrors, fresh towels, body wash etc... Everything you need to really relax and unwind. I like to take my time with my sessions and really pamper you, treat you like a king whilst massaging away all of your tensions. I can be soft or I can apply more pressure it is all up to you! I provide sensual body slides that will * your mind, with me you will leave feeling like a refreshed man, with extra pep to your step. I take pride in my sessions, and your enjoyment and satisfaction is number one Book now! Can't wait to see you! 6138208887
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1 pointBBW AddyX describes herself as "outgoing and adventurous," and she is definitely both!! While she is a BBW, I would describe her more as exceptionally curvy. But it makes a particular difference in the size of her melons, as she has the most enormous breasts I've ever personally dealt with. With lucious nipples the size of bullet shells! Not only are her contours quite pleasing, she is also a very pretty blonde, with a great, fun personality. She is very girlfriend-orientated, and takes the time to add the little touches that make the experience so much more enjoyable. not a clock-watcher either. She provides incredible companionship! I truly recommend seeing this wonderful lady if you are in need of an outstanding encounter.
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1 pointHey everyone :) today Wednesday and Thursday are my official last days working!!! If you would like a chance to book me one last time please pm me or text me at 613-800-6067 come say goodbye!! xo Tuesday 10-10 east Wednesday 10-10 west Thursday 10-10 west Courtney
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1 pointI gave someone a warning for posting negative comments about a lady, they replied by PM with the following (I removed the persons name to keep them anonymous). My Reply to this person... The internet is so anonymous, it makes it easy to exploit/abuse. I don't know if your being honest when posting negative comments or malicious and trying to discredit someone so here on this site we do not say negative things. PERIOD Anyone who does not agree with this policy I tell to go find another discussion site that is more fitting for them to call home. This community was and will continue to be built on POSITIVE comments and people! It shocks me that people still tell me we are doing things wrong by not allowing negative comments here. This site has been running for a LONG time now and has a good community who embraces that core rule. New members continue to join and try to tell me that this is not the way we should do things. Some even go as far as saying they have some sort of right of freedom of speech to say what they want here in our members only website.... i politely tell them to go review the laws and when they educate themselves come back and apologize for the ignorance. Some stats to share and prove our policies work... Cerb/Lyla Purges some old posts each year (a few thousand) but currently we have 525,041 posts We have over 55,600 registered members We have over 9400 members who post and contribute (Active Members) On average we have 1100 people on the site at ANY given time We have OVER 60000 unique visitors a month to the site We have OVER 200000 visits to the site per month On average the site serves 190GB of data per month! ... and that accounts for over 15 MILLION hits! Being positive, being nice to people, focusing on the good! ... IT WORKS!
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1 pointWe were just TOOO busy for that when prepping the site for the new law. We gave everyone a fair chance to update the ads before we started to delete them. If you missed some sexual offering, hint or something that crossed the line the ad was removed. We just had too many to fix. You can re-post if your ad was removed as long as you are not offering any sexual service. IF YOU DO NOT ADVERTISE A SEXUAL SERVICES or EVEN HINT or TRY TO CIRCUMVENT THE RULE then you will NOT get a INFRACTION OR BAN. It's really simple! If you try to advertise a sexual service you will get SUSPENDED for 30 days MINIMUM. WITHOUT WARNING! If you are not sure if what you want to advertise will get you in trouble here the answer is YES IT WILL so DO NOT ADVERTISE IT! If you even REMOTELY QUESTION IT then your chancing being suspended. DO NOT FOLLOW WHAT OTHERS ARE DOING EITHER. Remember we do not reed every post or ad, we are only made aware of rule breaking posts/ads when they are flagged for us to review. If you COPY someone else's lead and they get in trouble.... so will you.
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1 pointMaybe none. I dont know how that system works. Trial and error. Make sure you can remove it all. I am sure as long as your post does not look like something like the crap from BP or CL then you should be fine.
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1 pointI used urbandictionary.com to figure out all these acronyms but I have to admit I really dislike using them and with this new bill passing in December, I really hope everyone stops using them.
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1 pointYou can do this as long as your not abusing the site or annoying anyone. If they ask you to stop you must stop and you should really ask them personally first if they would like this info.
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1 pointand too bad that I'm away next week while she visits Ottawa. I need this mini get away. But my' o 'my, I would of loved to meet her, she is very appealing to the eyes,Taylor is gorgeous and her body is a temple. She is a lady that you like to spend 2-4 hours with. :)
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1 pointWe don't let the guys post "Ads" asking for ladies to contact them (But sometimes the guys post them and they slip by - when I catch them I let them know it's not appropriate). If they ask the other guys for recommendations and you PM him ... your breaking the rules. But technically if they are that lazy and choose to ask ladies to CONTACT them instead of doing the research themselves and you PM him in reply to his request for ladies to contact him with offers I really can't hold that against you... but chances are he is not going to be the most desirable client as that is just lazy is it not?? That is how I see it. Some guys try to post "I am looking for ... Tonight please contact me if your available" (addressed as a AD to the ladies) to me this is just bullshit and I don't allow it on the site ... he is not taking the time to find someone specific and is just being lazy to see who would contact him directly as opposed to him doing the leg work and finding the right lady that appeals the most to him. You got the guys who have some specific fetishes (Feet usually) asking for ladies to contact them... to me... that is crap and I am sure no one wants to read posts like that here.
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1 pointCommon adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.
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