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It's hard to believe that time passes so quickly, but eight years ago today I first joined cerb, as it was then. I had just returned to Canada after a lengthy absence, and was looking to meet some new people and have some new and different adventures. This whole lifestyle was relatively unfamiliar to me. There had always been dancers and the occasional massage, but my very few encounters with sp's had been rushed and impersonal, based on guesswork and not on reliable information. But why not give it a try, I thought? It was a good thought, and I have been having the time of my life ever since, meeting amazing and beautiful women, spending time with them, enjoying what they offer, and responding as best as I can. I want them to enjoy themselves too, and I think I've developed my skill set, thanks to my experiences here :) I also enjoy the network of friends I've established here, and the communications, the exchanges of ideas and experiences. And the awesome pictures that greet me at the start of every day! :) I've said this before on other occasions, but this is a big one for me: Thank you all!

Is it acceptable to post someone in the warning section if they are offering unsafe service? I am taking about the main event uncovered. I did not request, it was offered...I instantly walked away. Everyone should make their own choices but that is a very dangerous activity. Hope I didn't offend with this.

To all who were looking forward to my visit this week: I regret to say I am nursing a cold so I can't travel to your fair city to play. R & R and under the warm blankets with a cup of tea for me. I will endeavour to reschedule my Ottawa visit as soon as possible. It is my hope to visit in a few weeks. I will keep you all posted :-) Thank you in advance for your understanding. Ox, Anna

Heck, Sean Connery is twice my age and I find him all of that! Additional Comments: I have to disagree here... I look away when the intensity of chemistry and connection is strong. Call it lack of self assurance, fear to loose control, fear of my own power, I simply don't know what to do and how to handle this. People can litterally read me through my eyes. I feel vulnerable showing a stranger he has that effect/power over me. I look away to severe the link. Or when I am scared it would not be reciprocated and I would end up making a fool of myself. Off the camera, the woman on that picture could not have sustained a glance 26 years ago, and still can't.

Here is a list of pointers I have gathered from experience and from reading threads here since I have started this lifestyle. If there is a woman that interest you and she has an ad. Read the ad and follow her instructions. If there is a website listed, please go to it and read what she has written. In most cases, the website has most of the information that you need, so don't waste her time texting her for the information that is already available. When you are ready to contact her, follow her contact instructions. If you text her, don't just say 'Hey' or are you available. Introduce yourself with a full sentence. Tell her a bit about yourself and ask your questions. If you can pm or email her. Do so, you can type in a paragraph introducing yourself and ask your questions and request. After receiving her reply. If you want to book her her, make your request ask to time and confirm the rates. You may want to confirm with her what services she offers. Remember, these services are not guaranteed, YMMV. Once your apt is book. you need to follow her protocol for giving you her address. You may need to confirm your appointment, the same day or several hours before your time. She will give you the address or a location close to her incall. When you get there, you may need to call, and she will give you a buzz code and tell you her room number. Don't be late and don't be too early. Before you show up. You should check your hygiene, make sure you have taken a shower and shaved and brushed your teeth or use mouth wash. Most women do not want you to use a cologne. If you have any allergies to any products, you may want to let her know. I like to kiss, so I usually ask if she kisses, this is usually based on chemistry. Or if she does not kiss at all. When she has let you into her apartment. I usually let her make the first move as to a hug and maybe a kiss. Maybe chat for a few minutes to get comfortable. Place her donation in an envelop where she can see it. If you need a shower, you can ask her or if she ask you take a shower, do so. She has her own way and has met many men already. So I usually let her lead the way. But others may want you to lead the way. You have to adjust to the situation. Take your time to get to know each other. don't rush and don't force her to do anything she doesn't want to. Not every session may go the way you expect. May not have the chemistry or maybe a bad day for her. Nothing is guaranteed. But if you are a gentleman and show her respect, you should have a good time. But if you don't behave you may be shown the door. Remember she is a human being that is sharing a very intimate and personal time with you. Respect her limits. After your time is up. Leave, unless she has asked you to stay a bit longer, because she enjoyed herself. If you both had a good time, hopefully you leave with a nice hug and kiss and a feeling that you return. If you were happy with your session. You should also write her a nice recommendation. This helps her meet new clients and new clients can have confidence that she is the real deal. If I have missed anything, please add to this thread.

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

Have been wanting to see Katie for sometime scheduling had prevented meeting. I did see her tonight and all I can say is why did I wait so long. From the minute we met I felt comfortable and lots of chemistry down to the country music. We talked during a wonderful massage and Katie asked when she was done did I want to massage her as she said she liked to be touched. Massaging her you could see she enjoyed it I noticed she was very nicely trimmed in the kitty department. I will keep out some aspects of our time private out of respect for Katie as when we talked it was clear it is a Y.MM.V with her. We had a fun half hour and will return ASAP I believe she could be my new ATF. She is a sweet lady guys so treat with respect and I'm sure she will do the same she sure did with me thanks Katie for amazing time.

Cheers to eight great years of contributions to Lyla, Cato. Looking forward to many more! best toine

Happy Cerbiversary you! I have enjoyed you much over the years, your posts and our interactions. I know your groups have also entertained many. Thanks for all you've done, do and will continue to do!

Happy Cerbiversary Cato! You have contributed greatly to this site over the past 8 years. Here's to many more!

Congratulations on 8 great years! Thank you for all of the work you put into this board, and everything else :). Cheers, and to more wonderful years.

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I've had the pleasure recently and share the positive comments. She's a wonderful GFE.

To 8 more :-)

Je me sens privilégiée de faire partie de ton entourage, Cato. Bon anniversaire!

I find recently when I walk down the street I seem to be getting women who glance at me for a few seconds and smile at me. I think it may be that after spending the last couple of years with so many different woman that I now am a more confident man. Also I've lost a lot of weight and have been told that I look great :). But during a ma or sp session with a new woman. I like to look into a woman's eye. As they say the eyes are the window to the soul. Beside's nothing is sexier then a woman who is having great time or just had a orgasm :). And if the woman does not look you in the eye's and is staring away from you. Then you know that there is no chemistry or connection and you are probably not going to have a great time. You can't trust people that won't look you straight in the eyes when they are talking to you or trying to sell you something.

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Wow, NJ, she's amazing!

Finally got a chance to stop by 340 on Saturday (11/19) and found things quite active as Saturdays go. Arrived about 2:30 as the day was getting started. Some regulars were present - Bridgette (as expected - wish more dancers would post schedules here), the ever-elusive Kitty (who was greeted by a not-so secret admirer) and Juicy in a glittery blue skirt. Also noticed Megan and Sarah on stage. Aaliya (sp?) too I think. Some of the dancers seemed to be kept quite busy - there was a good deal of CR activity. Both Bridgette and Kitty disappeared for extended CR sessions not long after they engaged in a nice onstage duo. Juicy was busy most of the time I was there. Departed at about 3:15 as ATF Jenny did not appear to be in attendance. Perhaps she will be in sometime next week. (Didn't notice any kilts, either.)

The 1st time i met Lucy was last week, i found her to be easy going, loves to laugh, has a real seet personality, very accomodating, non-rushed, she has a beautiful smile, those "eyes" of hers....I won't go into details but all i can say is I left her place a new man after a hard day @ work....I would highly recommend her & i plan on seeing her again & again... oh by the way she has a beautiful friend called Rachel

I think aging men see what they want to see. No offence, but distinguished looking is a euphemism for "old." You know any "young" distinguished looking men? And just because someone might look in your direction or at you, for a few seconds, doesn't mean they're interested. Especially, if it's an attractive younger woman. Why would she? She has her choice of men, so she chooses an "old" guy? Really? I don't get it. You're going to have to explain the rationale to me.

Just curious if anyone has seen her recently?

What can I say gentlemen other than Jean Claude Van DAMME she is great. I have met some real nice ladies but she really is the cherry on top. Nice person, very pretty and most of all her company. She is so intelligent, listens to everything you say and most important, its all about you and your moment. This lady is not a clock watcher not a scam. If you get a chance please book you will not be disappoint.

I tend to maintain eye contact a bit too long lol. I am always interested in people and have a vivid imagination and I think my staring is a by product of the story I am creating in my mind while looking at an interesting face. My dad and I used to get dragged to the mall by my mom and we would find a bench and people watch which included taking turns making up a story about shopper. To this day when out and about I can't help but seek out interesting people and secretly making up stories. Odd I know but hey, often better than a movie!

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Maya (tall blonde, big smile, slightly enhanced breasts), Sol, Gia, Trinity, Gabrielle, Celina, Margarita and many more whose name I did not get.

I saw a Maya at Pigales yesterday around noon. She was a spinner, but had blonde hair, and slightly enhanced breasts, and a very lovely longish pair of labia. I didn't take her into the CR, but just saw her on stage. Is this the same Maya that I saw back in April? Save</span>

I would definitely recommend avoiding her... I saw her some time ago and hadn't gotten around to posting anything. She's skinnier that the pics she's posted and her boobs are much smaller. When texting to set up an appointment, her price of $200/ hr seemed reasonable as she said it was all inclusive. When I got to her apartment everything was extra... ��, touching her, etc... she didn't even want to take off her shirt and bra. She obviously didn't want to be there and was not very interactive. When I was leaving(completely unsatisfied) I noticed men's shoes in the closet by the door... I'd would not repeat meeting her and recommend that other guys avoid seeing her

Microscopic tears or holes are not visible to the eye... Coconut oil (any oil, really) may break down the integrity of the condom, meaning, with friction the condom may tear. So this would not be apparent in your experiment.