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It may be a secret to many but the ladies in this type of business aren't as reliable as you may think, so I'm not going to update the website with ladies who stay for a day then decide not to come in the next. We're just starting to get reliable ladies, two have been posted and more to come, please be patient as we opened less than a month ago! Thank you

I have been suffering with depression for a lot of my adult life. For most of that time I have been taking one or more type of medication. While it has been kind of hit and miss, the most recent cocktail has helped to some degree to limit the symptoms of my depression. I am aware that drugs are not always a solution to depression as they don't deal with underlying causes such as loneliness, lack of interest in life, social isolation and lack of satisfaction with life's activities. One of the serious downsides of most anti-depressants is their effects on sex drive, erections and the ability to com. In my case I continue to be interested in sex, although the opportunity only arrives when I see one of the lovely ladies on the site. But not being able to hold an erection or to com when I am with someone I connect with and find sexy is a real bummer and an embarrassment. I am working with a psychologist right now to rely less on medication, while increasing my social, intellectual and physical activities. One of my motivators to try this approach is to be able to fully enjoy sex again. Anyhow, enough about me, I came across this article by a sex educator JoEllen Notte who did an informal survey of depressed persons to discover how it impacts on their sexuality and how depression is dealt with in couples. http://www.vice.com/read/a-sex-educator-is-finally-getting-people-talking-about-depression-and-sex?preview&cb=1470437919 One quote from the article that I connected with is: "My intention with this project was to give people a voice and help them feel less alone in this experience. I never really expected it to go the direction it has, with all the research; that's been a pleasant surprise. It all started because people felt they weren't being believed, particularly by the medical community..."

A sample of out cutoffs thread in AW: Additional Comments: #Time to eat? Additional Comments: #Beachwear

Long time Barb's visitors might remember Jazmine, a very pretty blonde. She's in town visiting family over the holidays and will be catching up with old friends at Barbs.

hey lets give them a chance and be patient.

merry Christmas to everybody in this great community.

I very recently had a wonderful evening visit with the enticing brodystyles. She has done some agency work here in Ottawa and has some glowing recosfrom her work in Kingston and Belleville (some as brody but also fka jessi). I had communicated with her to try and convince her attend the recent social but she was too busy so what better way to meet and enjoy some time together than a private rendezvous! (There isn't one!) Brody is very welcoming, booking was easy and I visited her at her in call. She greeted me in a short, tight, black cocktail dress and I thoroughly enjoyed helping with the zipper..... and then slipping off the lovely lingerie! Brody is the GND type and is kind, adventurous and really into having fun. The details of our lovely time together will remain between us but I can assure you there will be no disappointment when you visit! We flirted, we played, we cuddled, we played some more and I left a very happy and satisfied man! I really enjoyed the cuddles and conversation provided by this lovely young woman - already looking forward to my next visit!!! It was very easy for both of us to lose track of time and we did!

I'll be greeting some of you individually, but I wanted to start off the season with a general acknowledgement of my friends on this board. Saying thank you for the fun this past year, and wishing you all the best over the Christmas holidays. This is 'Christmas,' by Jace Wallace. Nothing like a naughty redheaded elf... :)

With workplace parties in full swing, amidst the hustle and bustle of everyone searching for that special present for a certain someone on their list, and the traditional gatherings among family and friends, I'd like to wish each of you a safe, joyous and peaceful holiday season!

I booked with Hailey based on reviews from the other site and all i can say is she is amazing. Great body and such a sweetheart. I would like to see her again and again! She isn't here long but I do hope she comes back often.

Had 2 visits set up with her, on both occasions on the agreed date and time, not a word from her. Have heard the same story from other guys on this site.... Seems she is a time waster.... Let us know if you have any success.... Good luck

It is likely difficult enough to navigate the legalities and nerves and opening investments....without being shot down before you even have had a chance to try and fail, or try and succeed - wish you the best of luck and HIRE OLIVIA'S More OLIVIA's (she could train, massage and teach EVERYONE in the industry, YES that good)

She should teach Every Other MA, what this business is. Far outshines many, many, many others! Her Personality is 'Top. She is Gorgeous, right down to each, and every last morsel. Even months after you see her, each visit remains at the forefront of your memory. The BEST yes, attentive and sincere. Olivia - you are amazing. We spoke on the couch like BF GF, we showered like an A- film (but better, way better). Then comes the massage WHOA! The whole experience makes you feel as though you wrote and programmed the ideal MA, she arrived and was better than you could have wanted, but all you desired.

No redheads this year :( I now have my resolution for 2017!

I just found my Christmas card for this year! :)

I hope to drop in on Friday as well. If I can I will straddle the afternoon and evening shift. Might even drop by Tuesday night if I am in the area.

Hope and Harmony love to kiss at Brass also :) Plus Mia is a great kisser she is now independent.

Working @ Paradise Spa in Bells Corners. Prefers middle aged, well kept men, with a sense of adventure as well as a sense of humour. Wouldn't it be exciting to feed the fire if there's a spark between us? I love to touch and be touched... hearing about your day... learning about what you like. I wanna show you what I like. Come for a relaxing massage and steamy shower, and leave completely satisfied. Then come back for more ;) Text me: 613.317.4522 Call to book: 613.820.8887 Cant wait to hear from you! xoxox

Good afternoon, Let me begin by introducing myself. My name is Carley Chase, and I am an independent, part-time, and established companion. I travel the Maritimes, as well as central Canada, and it just so happens that I will be downtown Monday the 19th, Tuesday the 20th and potentially Wednesday the 21st as well! Nothing would make me happier then becoming acquainted with you. Allow me the pleasure of your company, and I promise you we will create moments that neither one of us will ever forget. I am fun, sexy, intelligent, and desirable. I am mature, but I have the looks & body of a 20-year-old. You will get to experience the best of both worlds while in my company. You will have an experience like never before, and you, and I will become great friends. To arrange a date please email me at [email protected] I will get back to you as soon as possible. You may also visit my website http://www.carleychase.com to learn a little bit more about me, and you may also feel free to email me if there's any questions I can answer I am extremely open-minded, and I am always more than happy to accommodate any fun ideas you may have. Trust me, when I say extremely open-minded I mean it I hope that you had a great weekend, and have a very happy Monday! I will be looking forward to hearing from you, but even more so to seeing you. Lots of love, always Carley xox

News flash my friend: To the ladies YOU are the Christmas Party - all you have to do is show up! But is you hear of one scheduled or are going to create one post here so the rest of us have a chance to join in.

Vertical smile has always been my favourite.

The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing. For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages. Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium! Sex burns 360 calories per hour. French kissing can prevent cavities. 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. The average man is 5 inches long when erect. 95% of women shave their privates and only 16% of men do. Humans are the only ones who have sex face-to-face. Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world. Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't. Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. 85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives. The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. 25% of women think money makes a man sexier. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants. The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children. The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked." Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day. Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life. Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis. Snakes have two sex organs. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent. An adult esophagus can range from 10 to 14 inches in length and is one inch in diameter. Men sweat more than women. This is because women can better regulate the amount of water they lose. The average amount of time spent kissing for a person in a lifetime is 20,160 minutes. The average adult has approximately six pounds of skin. Infants spend more time dreaming than adults do. In one day, adult lungs move about 10,000 liters of air. The condom made originally of linen was invented in the early 1500's. Casanova, the womanizer, used linen condoms. Sex burns about 70-120 calories for a 130 pound woman, and 77 to 155 calories for a 170 pound man every hour. Impotence is grounds for divorce in 26 U.S. states. There are approximately 45 billion fat cells in an average adult. Kissing can aid in reducing tooth decay. This is because the extra saliva helps in keeping the mouth clean. During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore. According to psychologists, the shoe and the foot are the most common sources of sexual fetishism in Western society. A kiss for one minute can burn 26.

According to the book Hidden Bedroom Partners: Needs and Motives That Destroy Sexual Pleasure, what your partner does after sex may have lots of hidden meanings. Immediately rolling over and going to sleep may indicate anger. Going to the bathroom may reflect feelings of guilt. The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70. Reserachers say that condoms exposed to smog and ozone are less effective. Americans spend twice as much money on pornography than they do on cookies. A survey in Cosmopolitan magazine said that foreplay usually last 14 to 17 minutes for the average married couple, and that the man typically reaches orgasm after six minutes of copulation. According to the Earthsave Foundation, the sperm count of the average American male is down 30 percent from 30 years ago. According to Runner's World magazine, two out of three runners say that they fantasize about sex while running. On the other hand, one out of 11 fantasizes about running while having sex. On average, it takes two tablespoons of blood to get a man's penis erect. According to one theory, people who chew a lot of ice have a high sex drive. The 1992 Kinsey Report established that the average man's speed of emission was 18 kilometers per hour. According to the National Institute of Business Management, one of every eight boss-secretary romances ends in marriage. One out of 10 secretaries admits to having been romantically involved with her boss, with only 25 percent saying that the experience had negative impact on their careers. According to Archives of General Medicine, coffee drinkers have sex more frequently and enjoy it more than non-coffee drinkers. Working Woman reports that companies with the lowest percentage of women workers have the highest percentage of sexual harassment complaints. Master's and Johnson's stages of the sexual response cycle are excitement, plateau, orgasm, and resolution. The average time that a man lasts after penetration is two minutes. According to the Kinsey Report, 10 percent of the population is exclusively hetero or homosexual. According to the Hite Report, candles are the artificial device used more frequently by women when masturbating. According to Kinsey Report (1953), 15 percent of the female population was capable of multiple orgasms. 20 million Americans watch pornography annually. Regular cranberry juice is better for a bladder infection than organic cranberry juice because of the acidity of the preservative benzoic acid. The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs. According to Susan Lark, MD, director of the PMS Self-Help Center in Los Altos, Calif., having sex with orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs. Sex and Religion According to certain rabbinical interpretations, Adam had sex with animals. The passage of the bible that discourages masturbation is Genesis 38:7-11, which is story about when Judah's son, Er, died childless and his brother, Onan, was required to impregnate Er's widow. During sex, Onan withdrew and "spilled his seed," which displeased God, who eventually killed him. Onanism means "male masturbation" and "coitus interruptus." The prophet Hosea was commanded to marry a prostitute because Israel, herself, hath committed great whoredom. David, king of Israel, had an affair with Bathsheba, an other man's wife, and had the man sent off to battle to die so her could marry her himself. According to Jewish law (the Mishnah), laborers were advised to have intercourse with their wives twice a week. Ass drivers, on the other hand, were directed to do it once a week. By the way, the unemployed were directed to do it every day. From the 6th until 11th century, the church treated homosexuals no more harshly than couples who practiced contraception. The early Christian church was also more permissive toward abortion than contraception and more permissive toward homosexuality than masturbation. Henry I of England charged a tax to ecclesiastics who abandoned celibacy. The practice began in 1129. At the time of the Reformation, there were 100,000 prostitutes were there in England. In the 10th century, it was ruled that a cleric who experienced a wet dream would have to sing 7 prescribed penitential psalms right after the fact and in the morning sing 30 more. The celibacy requirement for priesthood adopted by the Lateran Council in 1215. St. Augustine had a concubine to whom he was faithful for 15 years. He said that his youth "boiled over in fornication." He also epitomized a general feeling among church fathers that the act of intercourse was fundamentally disgusting. St. Jerome said that full grown virgin women should never bathe and should be ashamed of their bodies. St. Tertullian called women "the devil's gateway ... on account of you, even the son of God had to die." St. Boniface is the saint that one should invoke in cases of sodomy. Sex and Language "Reltney" is archaic slang for "penis." "Hockey" is archaic slang for "semen." "Amy-John" is archaic slang for a "lesbian." "Buck-snort" is archaic slang for a "fart." "Scrump" is archaic slang for "the sexual act." Ben Franklin referred to prostitutes as "scrumpets." "Old Joe" is slang for "syphilis." "Morning dew" is slang for "gonorrhea." The word "ejaculation" comes from the Latin word meaning "throwing out." The G-spot, a sensitive area located inside the vagina on the upper wall, an inch or two behind the back of the pubic bone, is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg. The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has. Pornography is derived from the Greek word meaning "the writings of prostitutes." The word "masochism" was coined because of the 1870 novel, Venus In Furs. The expression venereal disease was first used in 1527 by Jacques de Bethercourt. According to author Camille Paglia in Sexual Personae, Bob Dylan's song "Ballad of a Thin Man" contains lyrics that describe the rape-like devouring of a penis described as a breast. ("You're a cow! Give me some milk or else go home!") According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for "vagina." Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a lack of sex life. In the 17th century, Spain boasted that it was free of sexual deviance. When referring to bestiality, Spanish nicknamed it "the Italian vice." Around the turn of the century, British newspapers advertised brassieres as "patent bust improvers." The word "sex" was coined in 1382. Syphillis was known as "the French Disease" in Italy and "the English Disease" in France. Porn star Candida Royale was named after a yeast infection. If We Could *#$%*&!@ With the Animals Bats have sex in the air while flying. Kinsey found that the most frequent animal/human sex was in excess of eight times a week. The age group that was the most frequent was less than 15 years old. Erect giraffe penises are four feet long. Chinese lovers, before the days of Mao, were most fond of sex with fowl. When faced with an unfamiliar partner, a pregnant female rat or mouse will spontaneously abort its fetus and go into heat. To have sex with donkeys, Mongol men would often tie their hind legs together. Average sexual intercourse between minks lasts eight hours. Middle Eastern cave paintings reveal that men used to have sex with female crocodiles because they believed that it would make them rich and important A dragonfly's penis has a shovel on the end that scoops out a rival male's semen The Inca enacted laws to prevent llama drivers from having sex with their animals and enforced the laws be requiring that the llama drivers be escorted by chaperones. Because they are in heat, female baboons will show their buttocks to males. The average gorilla weighing 200 pounds has a penis that is two inches long. When turning to sex with animals, Marquesan men are more likely to have sex with chickens. Upon losing battles, apes will tend to masturbate. Male boars excite females by breathing on their faces. (They have smelly breath.) In the animal kingdom, chimpanzees hold the record for the fastest quickies. Sexual intercourse can last as little as three seconds. Slugs can fertilize their own eggs. Most giraffes are bisexual. Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females. The Aplysia californica or sea hare, which resemble slugs more than they do snails, are found around West Coast beaches where they eat so much seaweed that they can weigh up to 15 pounds and reach two feet in length. The only other activity that they are known to do other than eating is copulating. Pigs and hogs have corkscrew-shaped penises. The sea slug does little more than eat, sleep, and copulate--actually it copulates a lot, often in orgies. One researcher at the University of Miami has witnessed as many as 10 sea slugs at a time engaging in chain copulating. Kellogg's Corn Flakes were invented by a Dr. Kellogg in hopes that they would reduce masturbation.