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I will vouch for that! Stacy in new lingerie. Nicole in a form fitting hot one piece and Phoenix in a black ensemble.

@shizzy: You and I think alike..... along with many others! Every day is customer appreciation day at Barb's but Kilt Boy plans to 'celebrate' this on Fri. Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I'll join the celebration.

My mother related this anecdote to me. I'll suggest attribution to my great, great aunt, whomever...., Back in the days when a hot bath was a bit of a luxury my relatives used to, during a limited season, wash up in a shallow lake north of Kingston. My GG aunt is purported to have described the 'lake' bath as "washing up as far as possible, washing down as far as possible and then washing possible" I assume this applies to both genders, but anything is possible!

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Phoenix, Stacy, Nicole + Carmen=awesome night! :)

Apparently there are over 1,000 names....some that are really pejorative and negative and other that I find quite poetic! The following selection are all thanks to Google: Nice names: Alter of Love Cave of Wonders Chapel of ease (1600A.D) Cupid's Cupboard Deep Pink Field of Dreams Garden of Peach Blossoms (or Lilies) Golden Valley Inner Sanctum Lady Garden Mermaid's Purse Mount Pleasant Mystical Fold Pink Heaven Road to Heaven Silk Igloo (Very Canadian) Velvet Glove (or Velvet underground) Food related: Apple Pie Bubble-Gum-by-the-Bum Calamari Cockring Cabbage Field Honey Pot Muffin Cuddler Peach or Papaya Pecan Pattie Pink Cookie Salt-water Taffy Factory Sugar Puff Taffy Puller Twinkie Funny names; Bookbinder's Wife (1768 A.D.) Box-on-the jack Bum Fiddler Cock Curator (Cozy, Pit, Socket, Holder or Squeezer) Dick Sharpener Fun Tunnel Hairy Potter Knob Gobbler Lapland Lick 'n Stick Lawrence of a Labia (or Princess Labia) Nick 'n the Notch Oral Office Organ Grinder Panty Hamster (Puppet) Park 'n Ride Penis Fly Trap (Glove, Penetentiary, Snuggie) Petticoat Lane Pole Magnet Port of Entry Penis Fly Trap Pump Protector Tail Gate The great Divide Tickled Pink Sideways Smile Snuffle-up-a-Puss Spasm Chasm Squish Mitten Velcro Love Triangle Willy Washer Animal Names: Beaver (our national symbol) Birds Nest Cooter (from Raccoon) Kitty Pink Mink (Panther) Pussy Snake Charmer Venus Butterfly Silly/childish Names: Foo-Foo Fuzzy-Wuzzily Hoo-Hoo Hoo-Ha Min-Oo (or Minou (Pussy in French) Noo-Noo Ya-Ya Yum-Yum

I'm also celebrating the 30th anniversary of the last time I worked in the industry. You know, for money. What is the traditional gift for 30 years? Is it free lap dances? I think it's free lap dances. Stupid internet says Pearl (traditional) or Diamond (modern). If there is a dancer there with one of those names ... December 24th, 1986. Wow. That was some bachelorette party. No, I will not dance on stage. I'll likely end up there a few times, but no dancing. Nobody wants to see that. I asked. God help me, I'm bringing the mortgage money. #homelessforchristmas

Having been to all three multiple times, here's my take. 1. All three have similar pricing for similar time & tips 2. Of the three, 21 has in-room showers, the others have only hot hand-towels available. 3. Lewis has a couple nice girls (Tina & Shirley) when available. Remainder are older... 4. Lewis & 21 use real pictures. 34 does not. 5. Julie & Kitty are slim attractive women and work from 21. 6. 21 & 34 are in industrial park, parking easy & discrete. Lewis has two parking spots immediately in front of their location or on street paid parking. I favour 21 Colonnade because of the shower & women there, as well as ease of parking. Recently renovated, decor & lighting are fresh. Lewis a close second (because of the two girls), though decor is "tired". PM if you want more...

Finally some respect! Thanks, babe. Don't forget to pull my hair.

My mother and grandmother always used to say "pudding" instead lmao!

Hands down for me A Christmas Story, Miracle on 34th st. The original Christmas Carroll and It's a Wonderful Life, Elf and Rudolf. The last I have to watch every year is the original How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

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She's dragged me to the back before. I was not disappointed. Super fun. She doesn't mind chatting when it's slow; she doesn't see it as time wasted. She's what I'd call a country party girl. None of those things are meant in a negative way. I just say that to give an impression of her personality. Like I said in the Barb's thread, I love it that she walks the floor with a tall can of Canadian, not a glass of wine. That's just who she is.

I came in today for a short period of time and I had eyes on Phoenix as soon as she got off her stage some lucky guy was able to get her right away. Oh she's so sensual and absolutely delightful she'd be great as a Christmas gift with just a bow to unravel.

I've seen some mixed reviews here and there.

Alma offered this service I believe. I think she may still be working, but only infrequently.

If you're interested in seeing an independent Asian Masseuse (among the best in the city if not the country where the massage is concerned - and other options are also excellent) check out the reco thread for Gina. I just added to it. She's off for a two week break at the end of the week so take this into consideration. You'll find her ads on BP.

I have done this many times over the years. Its not as glamorous as you think. Better to use your memory and imagination.

A little update on the project. I might have to hand the wordy model off to a more professional graphic artist to have some fun with the design. The following pic shows a new direction, but with the same basic design. CT money used to show scale. This shows paper mockups in the envelope style. Dancer wallets will have velcro across the middle. The top flap says DONATION, but is hidden when tucked in. Yes. That's a Canadian $4 bill from 1902.

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Lethal Weapon (the original)

Love Actually - One of the few films that can make me cry...

You could ask Mary Angel... https://ottawa.craigslist.ca/ths/5918038300.html I asked her about back waxing...and a friend had a pedicure even... She has credentials and has been reviewed positively.

It may be a secret to many but the ladies in this type of business aren't as reliable as you may think, so I'm not going to update the website with ladies who stay for a day then decide not to come in the next. We're just starting to get reliable ladies, two have been posted and more to come, please be patient as we opened less than a month ago! Thank you

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I'm thinking no photos yet is because "their" girls are still working at other places. Its not like you can open a new place with all brand new to massage. Give this place a chance guys; if you're not happy, be quiet and go elsewhere.

There is one price, which gets you in the door. Then another price once in the toom. The second price is to be discussed once in the room as the MA's charge differently.

I've seen this ad the last few days. She looks a quite beautiful, and reverse image searches aren't turning up any hits. Anyone have any experiences or info? http://halifax.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/new-lindsay-do-i-detect-a-freak-dont-miss-out/2321472

I can't top Taylor's post, but I can add to the recommendation. I had my first meeting with Amber yesterday and I have nothing bad to say. Beautiful, with a body most women in their twenties would be happy to have. She made you feel very comfortable, was very attentive and unhurried. I believe she is a person who most people would enjoy even more in subsequent visits as she has substance and seems very genuine.

Anyone have a chance to meet this lady? Pics look nice and I like the mature ladies. http://halifax.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/dream-new-to-the-city-sexy-seductive-petite-blonde/2640742

The Ref, with Dennis Leary, Judy Davis, and Kevin Spacey. I used to get together with an old girlfriend and her father every year and watch Casablanca. Not really a Christmas movie, just a memorable movie moment around the holidays.

There are always the old standbys like: It's a Wonderful Life Miracle on 34th Street Christmas Carol (with Alastair Sims) Grinch (agree with Jesse - the animated version) Newer personal fave (which I'm not alone) - Christmas Vacation But after many Christmas's I've started looking for lesser known or not strictly Christmas films: The Bishop's Wife (Cary Grant) Still popular but not overplayed Holiday Affair (Robert Mitchum - late 1940's) The Thin Man (1934) a comedic murder mystery set during the Christmas holidays - a wonderful film to see and again not overplayed

Recommendations are simply great literary works of fiction, my friend!

I was thinking the exact same thing with that phrase ! Lol Or the Queen or Sir John A. Mac Donald. All about the Bordens. Lol Here is another Canadian slang word for money...sawbuck for a $10 bill and of course for one hundred a c note.

I go to Toronto often and I usually stay downtown. I've never tried the airport but I like how well I do in the downtown core. And plus I'm close to everything! You can DM me for more info :)

I generally live in the moment and take every compliment with a swell of joy. My mind is so busy that my motto is "I may forget what you said but I'll never forget how you made me feel". I always remember those who made me feel something and think of them even when they're not around. I am thankful and blessed for that.

Best compliment I ever received was being told I remind them of my father

I've had a few in my lifetime but the most recent was "You completely disarmed me by how genuine a person you are."

That is the first time I have ever been able to do that by what you just did.

A lovely Lyla masseuse, appreciating the pleasure I was providing her, announced "I think you could teach me a few things about myself" .... I plan to see her this week! lol