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So, for the first time in 7 years i am going to take some time off. I will be away for two weeks (all our staff will also be away). I may or may not have internet so i will check in when i can but it may take time for me to moderate or answer questions. Hope everyone has a great holiday or at least take some time to have some fun!

I'll be greeting some of you individually, but I wanted to start off the season with a general acknowledgement of my friends on this board. Saying thank you for the fun this past year, and wishing you all the best over the Christmas holidays. This is 'Christmas,' by Jace Wallace. Nothing like a naughty redheaded elf... :)

George Michael: Pop superstar dies at 53 Singer George Michael has died at the age of 53, his publicist has said. The star, who launched his career with Wham! in the 1980s and continued his success as a solo performer, is said to have "passed away peacefully at home" in Goring, Oxfordshire. Thames Valley Police say they are treating the death as unexplained but there were no suspicious circumstances. His former Wham! bandmate Andrew Ridgeley said he was "heartbroken at the loss of my beloved friend". Writing on Twitter and referring to Michael as "Yog", a nickname for "Yours Only George", he added: "Me, his loved ones, his friends, the world of music, the world at large. 4ever loved. A xx" ............ http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-38432862

Hide out from the cold and end the year on a sensual note with Bridgette at Barbarella's. You can find me at 340 Queen Street on: Wednesday, December 28, 4-9pm Friday, December 30, 1-6pm Saturday, December 31, 2-7pm With my long auburn hair hiding us from the rest of the world, we can share a sensual escape of eskimo kisses and soft caresses. Let's get cozy. XO

Here is a list of pointers I have gathered from experience and from reading threads here since I have started this lifestyle. If there is a woman that interest you and she has an ad. Read the ad and follow her instructions. If there is a website listed, please go to it and read what she has written. In most cases, the website has most of the information that you need, so don't waste her time texting her for the information that is already available. When you are ready to contact her, follow her contact instructions. If you text her, don't just say 'Hey' or are you available. Introduce yourself with a full sentence. Tell her a bit about yourself and ask your questions. If you can pm or email her. Do so, you can type in a paragraph introducing yourself and ask your questions and request. After receiving her reply. If you want to book her her, make your request ask to time and confirm the rates. You may want to confirm with her what services she offers. Remember, these services are not guaranteed, YMMV. Once your apt is book. you need to follow her protocol for giving you her address. You may need to confirm your appointment, the same day or several hours before your time. She will give you the address or a location close to her incall. When you get there, you may need to call, and she will give you a buzz code and tell you her room number. Don't be late and don't be too early. Before you show up. You should check your hygiene, make sure you have taken a shower and shaved and brushed your teeth or use mouth wash. Most women do not want you to use a cologne. If you have any allergies to any products, you may want to let her know. I like to kiss, so I usually ask if she kisses, this is usually based on chemistry. Or if she does not kiss at all. When she has let you into her apartment. I usually let her make the first move as to a hug and maybe a kiss. Maybe chat for a few minutes to get comfortable. Place her donation in an envelop where she can see it. If you need a shower, you can ask her or if she ask you take a shower, do so. She has her own way and has met many men already. So I usually let her lead the way. But others may want you to lead the way. You have to adjust to the situation. Take your time to get to know each other. don't rush and don't force her to do anything she doesn't want to. Not every session may go the way you expect. May not have the chemistry or maybe a bad day for her. Nothing is guaranteed. But if you are a gentleman and show her respect, you should have a good time. But if you don't behave you may be shown the door. Remember she is a human being that is sharing a very intimate and personal time with you. Respect her limits. After your time is up. Leave, unless she has asked you to stay a bit longer, because she enjoyed herself. If you both had a good time, hopefully you leave with a nice hug and kiss and a feeling that you return. If you were happy with your session. You should also write her a nice recommendation. This helps her meet new clients and new clients can have confidence that she is the real deal. If I have missed anything, please add to this thread.

Hi Everyone! My name is Sadie (fka Skylar Heart)! I'm a petite beauty with booty here to take all your tension & stiffness away. I strive to provide the best experience possible for those who enjoy the finer things in life. I have experience as an exotic dancer and some of you may recognize me from a few of your favourite stripclubs in the Ottawa/Gatineau area!? I'm open-minded, sweet & fun and I love being in the massage industry! I am looking forward to getting you alone & relaxed very soon! I'm Available: ***NEXT ON WEDNESDAY*** Currently from 4pm until 10pm! ************ I'm Also Available This Week On: Friday from 10am until 4pm too!! ******************** Please call Vibe at 613 680 8059 to reserve your precious time with me! ********** You can visit my Cerb Profile & see more pictures: HERE! & Check Out My New Recommendations: HERE! & My DUO Recommendation: HERE! xoxo Sadie

I hope everyone had a great day yesterday! Enjoy the rest of the holidays.

No PM needed ,, this gorgeous lady is strictly adult massage . And good at what she does .

#nicesets #boobies #merrychristmas

Merry Christmas Cato and to all those in the Lyla community

Breast wishes for a Happy Birthday NJ! You're one of the members whose posts I always read..... oh, alright, they often feature images of gorgeous women but I appreciate them and all your contributions very much. You are one of the members who make cerb/lyla a great community. Keep up the excellent work and know you're greatly appreciated. Cheers and enjoy your kids and grandchild this holiday season.

Happy birthday Gerard Butler lol. Have a wonderful birthday!

It was pretty quite earlier in the evening, but things got going later on. Not quite a customer appreciation party, but as a customer I felt very appreciated. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Good idea Kilt Boy! A tetrahedron would accomodate those three legends and on the fourth side mine would read : WAITING FOR JENNY For use at Barb's only, of course. Such an item would have been very useful over the last several years.

Larissa is one highly skilled young lady!

merry Christmas to everybody in this great community.

Emily has been well reviewed here: https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=E&t=77714

Hello all, Oh something is very off about this story! About 5yrs ago now, i was wooed to the city after placing my ad. My first app was the last and from the time I parked the car to fine..was 1hr 15min! On Dec 22..no less!. It cost me the fines, an expensive hotel room 375$ prepaid!. Im looking at this article as a planted one to scare off gents also and lock down the agencys. After all one of them is being run by an ex police officer and his wife..has been for years!. Just my thoughts, Xo All.

Gentlemen, dare to compare: Surround yourself with beauty, charm, and grace; my feminine curves, breasts, and kind embrace. Come, be one with me; experience my company. VIP or TLC. Perhaps discovery. Meeting in secret - a fun rendezvous. Indulge! It's time for me to care for you. I will be available: Monday, December 19th until Thursday the 22nd. *Safe Experience Always Rate starts at $400/hour To book, please message me at [email protected]. Yours, Dorinda xo

Stunning!!!

Getting reacquainted on LYLA! :) "hi"!

Reading through these, it is indeed a bit 'sad' that this *needs* to be here... but.. humans are what we are, so... Aside from some of us slightly promoting ourselves on this thread about the type of sessions we enjoy/offer...<grin>... (something which I am not going to do....) it should be a relative no-brainer that if you are seeking out a provider, you are wanting to experience something fun, relaxing.. and discrete...outside your 'normal' life/relationship... and have expectations that we will automatically respect your privacy, boundaries, wishes.. et al.... so... in having that expectation as a client.. why should it be a difficult stretch to expect that we as providers, also have boundaries, expectations.. limits.. et al...? In general, I would think that the client has the advantage.. after all, *you* are privy to all our information before you even make contact.. all the things you need to decide whether or not to proceed and contact. As far as I am concerned.. *if* you actually have rad my information (or that of another provider)... then b contacting me, that tells me, you are fine with my requests/expectations and all I offer.... so I would not ever expect someone to 'argue', badger or haggle... tsk tsk gents ;) Over the course of my long and lovely career.. I have seen many provider's websites.. blogs.. posts, ads.. and they are all extremely clear.. detailed... and for the most part, very well written, explaining etiquette, fees/donations.. all that... so it again, should be so simple it's almost redundant... read.... read... and read again.... (and please... show up as clean as possible.. from mouth to toes ;) ..stale beer, coffee... in the face, strong body odor.. or 'surprises' in intimate areas....are a sure-fire wet blanket to any scenario ;) It is supposed to be all about fun.... if a woman has gone to the trouble of creating a site where you can find all her info... do both of you a favor, and read it.. do NOT ever haggle... (whining is a MAJOR turn-off, in any situation hehe)...and if requested/required, ask/answer questions clearly and to your/her satisfaction...as should the provider if you have any yourself...... so much nicer when that happens ;) Demanding that someone bend their rules/expectations to suit you simply due to the fact that they have chosen to do this type of thing for a living... is never acceptable.... talking, inquiring, asking.. is *usually* fine, especially with those providers that just list hourly donation rates. If she says yes, then.. lovely.. if she says no.. then.. just as lovely... :) **Responding in a timely fashion is also super-high on my list of wonderful ways to be a 'good client'... if you ask for a session at a specific time...same day or whatever...keep an eye on you remail.. and when the woman replies back.. reply to her... if the time she gives is not one that works for you.. don't simply leave the message 'hanging'.. reply, letting her know it doesn't work.. that way the session isn't tentatively held for you... (happens far too often and is super annoying!)

Asking for services before booking a session is touchy... I personally, find it a little bit tacky. I prefer that a session feel more organic: for example if I kiss you passionately, it is safe to say that I enjoy doing so. YMMV is definitely something to appreciate: everyone's boundaries are different with each gentleman: please ask before trying anything that I have not explicitly invited you to do. I am a clear communicator, and expect the same from my clients. If a woman says don't do X, then don't do it. There is not such thing as an accident or misunderstanding in this case. You are sexually abusing her, plain and simple.vFor example, I once told a client, "Id love for you to X, but not Y". He went ahead and did Y anyhow. In that case, I no longer allowed him to even do X. Those are the consequences. Makes me VERY uncomfortable and upset. I consider myself to be socially graceful, but it leaves an elephant in the room for the rest of the session. Experiences like this make me appreciate my respectful clients even more so than I already do :). In conclusion, communication and respect are key!!

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