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As the freezing rain falls and we huddle indoors...

I've been on here for awhile (even longer under another profile that I deleted) and I've never recommended anyone. I've been attending the Brass Club since it opened. Haven't seen anything like their lineup anywhere. With that being said, I've had the pleasure of meeting Naomi, not only making me forget every massage attendant I've ever seen but I had to apologize for not being able to control myself or stop acting in shock. Her ad shows her a brunette except now she's blond and it more than works. Every curve and inch of ths girl is perfect. Her touch will drive you insane. I don't know what else to say about her, except do yourself a favour and visit her. Also the location is great. All brand new and very clean. Food is a nice touch and well thought out. Being able to have a beer before and after is also nice. After a nice massage it's nice to have a beer and sometimes your attendant will come out and sit there and chat. It's something I've never experience,once even having a drink and heading right back in for round two.

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Pleasure can be an elusive concept; some people enjoy experiencing the fullness of the moment while others feel a strong sense of temporary completeness. I experienced both today with Ashley quite vividly. The candles and soft music set the tone, but the combination of her beauty, personality, charm, wit and sensuality lingered throughout the session. Sometimes the pace was slow and drawn out; alternatively, the pace rapidly escalated. It was hard to identify where one phase ended and another started. Time with a strikingly beautiful woman like Ashley can be remarkable, especially one who can heighten all of your senses for pleasure in an imaginative and most unforgettable way.

Just time for me to rant. Some of us members are getting really irritated by other members who come on here and ask info on sp's without providing information back or sharing their individual experiences. Personally I will not give out information to a member who has not contributed in any way to this site. Please do us all a favor, if your going to ask for help, make sure you leave reviews as well.

http://newbrunswick.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/1-upscale-purepleasure-perfect-treat-top-quality-always-platinum-blonde-barbie/2213507 Visited with this beauty and im more than pleased.Yes this lady is beautiful stunning. Her pictures dont do this girl justice. Her attitude and sex appeal is what amazes me. I will be posting a reco in the next few days on my experience.

Her ad. on lyla.com caught my attention and that's because it says Indian Goddess. After exchanging a few PM's, I booked her without any hesitation. I trusted my instinct even though she's unknown and without any reviews or recommendations....yet. My sixth sense was rewarded handsomely when I caught a glimpse of her on entering her incall location. Once I stepped in, I couldn't believe my eyes! Standing behind the door was this smiling, exotic-looking, beautiful and elegant Goddess! The description "Drop Dead Gorgeous " (DDG) came to mind and it would fit her perfectly. She has a spinner type and a petite frame but with the right curves on her natural lightly tanned body. To say that she's a star straight from Bollywood wouldn't be an exaggeration. We exchanged some warm hugs and kisses, so passionate and warm that it made me feel like seeing a long-lost friend - an extremely beautiful one at that! :icon_smile: The condo was a little chilly, so she invited me to snuggle up with her on the couch and under a light blanket. Lots of tender- loving kisses, hugging and caressing ensued while we were chitchatting away. We took our time, and inevitably things got heated up a bit and so we moved on to her boudoir. Lilly likes it slow and that's the way I like it too - yet the two hours spent with her flew by so incredibly quick. It would have been time well spent just by looking at her gorgeous face, lightly touching her silky black hair and kissing her sweet lips. Lilly has a full time job, so her availability is very limited. Extra patience will be required if you decide to book an appointment with her. But it will be well-worth it, trust me! ;)

And Phoenix's tan lines are just like this! :)

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I great you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

So, for the first time in 7 years i am going to take some time off. I will be away for two weeks (all our staff will also be away). I may or may not have internet so i will check in when i can but it may take time for me to moderate or answer questions. Hope everyone has a great holiday or at least take some time to have some fun!

Naomi, Brassfoxx, with thanks and enthusiasm!

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Here is hoping everyone has a great Holiday season and New year. I miss you all and I'm looking forward to being back in 2017 to enjoy new moments with current and new friends. Kylie xox

I've seen Ana for a massage. Service was OK. She's very pretty. No massage table so it was on her couch. Not exactly ideal for me as I'm over 6' tall. Probably wouldn't repeat unless she got a table.

It was pretty quite earlier in the evening, but things got going later on. Not quite a customer appreciation party, but as a customer I felt very appreciated. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Jennifer Lawrence Jen Selter

Me too. Black it is. Additional Comments: Jenny was not in yesterday as noted by r__d. She will be in Tues, Thurs and Fri next week. Friday, I understand will be her last day, as a dancer. I will drop by to see her off and wish her all the best. I have known her for years; she is a real sweetheart:) Last night I had a fantastic duo with Stacy and Nicole and I finished up with a CR session with Havana which was quite fun. Merry Christmas.

WOW! What else can I say:) Brielle is a wonderful woman; she is attentive to your needs and loves taking her time. She knows all the right moves and is a great conversationalist. You feel the warmth as soon as you meet her and her wonderful smile. I will definitely repeat and write more. The hour is preferable because Brielle really gets into her talents. Noxy

Mmmm good substitute.. will have to try ;)

I love love love this thread :)

Thinking of summer on a cold cold day...

I had the pleasure of receiving a text from Amber who just wanted to hello, later that week I had her over to my place for a glass of wine! As soon as I opened the door I instantly told her how truly stunning she is! Beautiful Face! Amazing eyes! But after some wine and great conversation, I must say that I have never met a woman like Amber she is truly one-of-a-kind and I can say that when she walked out my door I felt like a better person for getting to know her. Thanks friend

Hello everyone and happy holidays . I am thinking of popping in for a few weeks in the next while..Thinking ...... but don't quite know for sure or when . If or when I do , I will be posting new pictures and announcing my availability. I hope all is well to all the lovely ladies and the gentlemen on here . sending my best regardes , Nelle

I have to add Eva, Adele and Nikky Fox ( from Montreal) to my previous list.

Sometimes a session may not go as expected. Could be no chemistry or could be a bad day for the woman. Most of them may have kids and may be tired also. Or maybe they had a bad client? Who knows? Try to be understanding. This is a hard job to do .Trying to give strangers a sexual fantasy when they are not in the mood. Maybe give them a massage to relax them or listen to their problems. After all they are people with family and emotions also. This has happened to me a few times. The woman appreciated the concern and massage and made it up to me the next visit.

- Shopping/movie in the West Edmonton Mall - Swimming in a wave pool - Racing down water slides - Hiking down to a glacier - Hiking around Pink Lake - Ice skating on the canal - X-C skiing - Downhill skiing in the Laurentians and the Rockies - Riding in the Maid of the Mist in Niagara Falls Fond memories.....

Though this is my first post, this post caught my attention. I have been seeing Independents as I hope they are receiving the full amount i donate. In my experience, as Raven said, Do not waste their time and they do not waste yours. Show up. take care of your hygiene (shower, brush teeth, smelling fresh). Respect the amounts requested or do not contact if you do not agree to the prices. Show respect to expect respect. Much love and respect to all you beauties.

This is rare and doesn't include most men out there but don't harass an SP non stop all day long asking if she's available. When she doesn't return someone's messages, there is an obvious reason as to why the person doesn't hear back. That's a major red flag right there and there is no way I would invite someone like that into my location who has no awareness of social boundaries. If an SP doesn't return a person's messages, it's best to move on and find someone else. Harassing her even if the person's intentions aren't nefarious will scare her away even more. When a potential client's attitude screams that of desperation and being too overly eager, I go in the opposite direction.

Don't forget to be a gentleman. The woman always cum's first :) Remember companionship is a two way trip. If she enjoys herself, she will return the favour many times over. It's a time of mutual pleasure.

Take shoes off when entering an SP's location. I tell new clients to remind them just in case. Imo, this is a first sign of respect. Discretion and privacy for SPs - Have some boundaries and don't cross them like showing up at a lady's location unannounced or other shady practices such as being indiscreet when seeing them in public, spying on them , etc. Reputable ladies will respect your privacy so please respect ours. Follow protocol when visiting and being discreet upon entering the location or when buzzing up. These things aren't the norm when it comes to more service oriented type details on how to be a good client but they all make a lasting impression and can be a deal breaker in choosing not to see someone again. Boundaries, boundaries, boundaries are a huge thing with me. If someone doesn't respect them, I'm done.

Sadly, the proliferation of porn has desensitized people to the point that they can no longer be aroused by 'normal' sexual activities. 'Kissing touching and caressing' have been replaced by the 'spitting gagging and slapping' of today's porn culture.

My sentiments, exactly. I can clearly tell when a client is not responding to something so I switch up my approach, only to see no change. I then ask, "does this feel good?" Only to be met with a blank nod and polite smile... Please show us what you like!! This is only one way porn has eroded intimate experiences; we are not mind readers!

Feel free to read my reviews and even talk to those who left them...I am legit defiantly no bait and switch darlin...what you see is what you get with a great personality Xo

DDEmma is an amazing kisser!!

24. Humanity This is going to be a mushy one and to that end, it will stand alone. You may have noticed that I use the phrase "I love you" when I speak to many of the providers on the board. This is not casual nor is it capricious; it is heartfelt and honest. When you enter the hobby, you enter with the thought of fulfilling some carnal desires, pleasures of the flesh. As you begin to progress through there are natural bonds that are created. You enjoy the company of the women that you see because they are not just a vessel for your sexual voyage; they are warm, caring and magnificent human beings. I want you to pay particular attention to those last three words. True, this is a service industry and the services provided are fantastic - but you do connect with a person - a magnificent human being that has offered a part of herself to you in a mutually gratifying situation. I am a truly fortunate man. I have built bonds with providers and members here that have surpassed my wildest expectations. I don't go a single day without speaking to at least one person on this board to whom I have said, "I love you." These women may just be an hour or two of fancy to you, but to me they are the most beautiful people in my life... in fact, I might not be here writing this without them. Indulge me, if you will. On Labour Day weekend, 2012, I came home from work on the Friday evening and I wasn't feeling well. By Saturday morning I recognized that I was having a heart issue but having had issues in the past, I put it down to stress and a touch of angina. By Monday I wasn't any better. On Tuesday, a CERB member and a CERB provider came to my house and demanded that I go to emergency; they took me. I was admitted and indeed the stress and angina were a bit more serious than I had imagined. I had, in the preceding 3 days, a level 3 cardiac infarction. In layman's terms - I had a major heart attack. Over the next week in hospital, I had daily visits from a number of providers and members who genuinely care about me. A CERB member left work early to come pick me up on the day of my discharge from hospital. At home, these same members and providers had filled my fridge, filled my prescriptions and helped lift my spirits during my period of recovery. They knew I was not in any financial shape to compensate them in monetary fashion; they did it because they are magnificent human beings. I won't give you the names of these people. I wish I could, but that would be a bit of a disservice. They didn't do it for accolades or compensation, they did it because they cared for me... they love me and they know that I love them. CERB is the ideal venue in that regard. The no-negativity foundation may be frustrating at times - but I will say this: You have no idea of how beautiful the members and providers here are. The physical beauty is a given - the beauty of the person behind that veneer is the hidden treasure on this board. I am not ashamed to state publicly my love for my friends here. I will defend them with every fibre of my fabric. They are providers only by occupation but first and foremost, they are some of the most magnificent human beings that I have ever encountered. If I can only make one visceral statement here, one that comes from my gut... I ask, no... I demand that you treat my loved ones as you would treat your own. I will be back... there is so much more to add!

17. The chance encounter You sir, need new socks. Yes you do. The old socks in your drawer were purchased when Gilligan's Island was a new show on TV. Well, Mr. Frugal, you shall treat yourself to a shopping spree... indeed. Sox-a-palooza. You shall purchase 4 new pairs of socks. You might even get daring and buy a pair that is adorned with argyle... maybe even a stripe. You are a sock buying machine. Where to go. Aha! The mall. And that's where it happens. You see her. Alotta Fagina. The woman that rocked your socks off just last week. OHHHH MY GOD. That's Alotta Fagina. But wait. Alotta Fagina is not alone. Could that be... hmmmmm.... it looks like her... yes.... it has to be.... Mama Fagina, Alotta's mom. And that other woman... also seems to look like Alotta... Good Gods... it's Younger Fagina. You see three Faginas approaching you. What do you do???? The answer my friend is... nothing. In this hobby we have all seen Alotta Fagina. We know that sometimes Faginas need a break. You need to understand that the woman you see in that mall is NOT Ms Fagina now... and unless you know each other in some plausible other way (like being a neighbour, a high school friend, her dentist or first cousin <awkward!!!!>), you will not approach. You probably will give her a bit of a lecherous stare, because you still have testicles... but that is where it has to stop. You'd want her to leave you alone when you are with your non-hobby people; respect that she wants the same as you. Go to the food court, order a bacon sandwich and plan the rest of your sock adventure! 18. I am feeling a little under the weather, but I have a stiffy. Good for you! Now go to the interwebs. Get the provider's number. Call her. Tell her that you are a sick little monkey. Tell her that you can't make your appointment but would love to rebook. Send her an email money transfer with a cancellation fee. Go to the bathroom. Get the box of Kleenex, the bottle of Jergens lotion, and a Dristan. Go back to your computer. Find a website with naked people having sex. Apply Jergens. Wait... wait... wait... grab the kleenex. Now take the Dristan and go have a nap. If you are sick, don't book an appointment. If you have already booked an appointment, reschedule when you don't have the plague. Do not jeopardize the provider's health by showing up sick. When you have an appointment and you are sick, you make the provider sick. When you make the provider sick, she might not be showing symptoms and she might make me sick... and that would be bad for the world. You see I am a very important guy. How important??? You know that Tsunami in Japan a year or so ago??? That was me. Some Japanese guy sold me a faulty Sony TV. If you get me sick... I will make sure that you get penis cooties. You have been warned. 19. The Secret Weapon Gentlemen, we all have a secret weapon. If you are ever unsure about who is scamming, who is photo swapping, who is dangerous and who is to be absolutely avoided, there is only one person to turn to... CERB's own Cowboy Kenny. CK is a genius... and he works for all of us.... all of us except for the forces of evil. CK exposes those who would try to exploit our weakness for the female form and at the same time he protects the fantastic women that do a wickedly awesome job keeping us happy. CK is a superhero. Here's his site: http://www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/ ... more to come

13. Rescue Me. You are Prince Valiant. You are Captain Courageous. You are a schmuck. You see a provider and become a regular, and then it dawns on you. I LOVE her. I frickin' love her. I am going to rescue that wanton woman from this life of abject misery and make her an honest woman!!!! I will shower her with stuff I can't afford and leave my wife and kids for her... because I know she loves me. She just had great sex with me, didn't she? (it was great for me, and I am sure once she woke up, it was great for her too!) Schmuck. Schmuck!!! Double Schmuck. You let the "fantasy" take hold of your reality and forgot that what you just shared was something that you just paid for. Over there. On the table. In that unsealed envelope. Providers are verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry good at making you feel fantastic - that's what they do, that's the JOB. Whoops did I just say that? Why yes, yes I did. Forget what you see on TV. Forget what the moral majority says in the propaganda. Providers are real women who live in the real world and the job that they perform provides an income. Many providers could blow you away with their talents outside of CERB. They are interior designers, computer programmers, actors, writers, teachers, health care workers, office managers and artists doing this... so if you THINK you know better, think again. Enjoy the fantasy. If she wants you in her life in another capacity, that's her call... not yours. 14. Did I mention bacon sandwiches? Providers - I know I did mention it but I forgot to add that I like it on lightly toasted white bread. Easy on the butter. Remember that well constructed bacon sandwiches will make you rich. 15. The Menu. Now that we are fully aware that ALL providers wishing to be considered to be ELITE will have a supply of homemade delicious bacon sandwiches at hand, please be aware that there is another menu. You know what I am talking about. The menu is there for your edification and for your adherence. In other words, special orders may not be available, or if they are available, there may be an upcharge. If it's not available, it's just plain not available. Don't push for it, don't try to sneak it in there, don't go there. In short, don't be a dick. Now before you get all whiny like a little bitch that fell in the playground and skinned their knee, think. When you took the time to read the list of services available did it say that she had a penguin suit and was willing to feed you like a mama penguin feeds her chick? (really don't think about that, it's kinda gross.) Did it say that she would use a feather duster to clean your place WITHOUT using her hands??? No... it did not. (but if you find one like that, PM me, cuz that would be interesting to see.) In all cases, Your Mileage May Vary. Nobody (except for me because I am special) gets everything they want. Be happy that you get to spend time with someone that special... because she will rock your world with stuff that is on the menu! 16. Appreciate her. You have just spent time with the MOST incredible woman you have ever met. You are walking on a cloud. She just did things with you that you only dreamed about and you pinch yourself to see if this is all a dream. It's NOT a dream. It's REAL. Why not up the ante a bit? I mean she did make you a bacon sandwich for God's sake. She did things with you that you have wanted to do for eons. She smelled amazing. It is not inappropriate to buy her a little gift. Like a yacht. Or a Ferrari. Or a mansion with a suite that I could live in. Okay... forget the yacht. Why not a little something something for her? Check her website. Many will give you ideas of her tastes. Oh... and say thank you. Mean it. Respect her. If she approves of your review, post it. Let her know that she rocked your world. It's late now... I must sleep.... but we are not done... yet.

Quite right!!!! No wiener pics!!!! Really guys, your little fella may be your pride and joy but frankly she has seen mine and it is so much better than yours, really. Plus it's a known fact that emailing a picture of your penis decreases your sperm count and by exposing it to the internet, you could get a virus. Not a Trojan virus because you didn't wear one when you snapped the pic... you should have worn a condom... and now you will have cooties. Penis cooties. The worst kind of cooties. Penis cooties eat your penis from the inside out. You'll be standing there with a happy Johnson and one day it will just collapse in on itself. Fall off on the floor. Your cat will drag it away and eat it. Then your cat will die. Your kids will hate you due to the fact that you killed the cat. Your wife will leave you for a non penis emailing man because you are now a eunuch. You will have a mangina. Your mangina won't be of much use either because the cooties will eat that too and not in the good way. You will lose your job and become a homeless, penisless, pennyless, rotten mangina cootie freak. You will probably end up being run over by a bus filled with men who have never emailed a picture of their penis to anyone. And you deserve it.

8. Safety first If you are a guy you KNOW that wearing a condom is akin to drinking beer with a straw. It's not as good as without but in the end, it's not that bad. Wearing a condom let's you go home to your significant other and not wear one. It's as simple as that. It also lets your wickedly awesome provider also go home to HER significant other (if applicable) and not have to demand that they wear one. It creates that safe barrier between both of you and the great unknown. The likelihood is that you are both very clean and very safe... but why take the risk??? If I can only make one super serious point in this entire thread, it's this. STDs are ugly. HIV is heinous. AIDS is deadly. Nuff said on dat. 9. Fragrance I know it's aesthetics, but we all like to smell good. Many of us have a particular scent that just works with our body chemistry. Not every commercially available scent is good. Ice Blue Aqua Velva is a manly scent that many of your grandfathers wore to cover the fact that their homes had no running water and that they could only bathe monthly. Aqua Velva, Brut and Hai Karate should not be worn by any man with a birth date after 1919. Bay Rum is used by pirates to kill scurvy and to keep other lonely, lusty pirates away. Anything that you purchased prior to the millennium should probably be used as drain cleaner. Febreeze is not an acceptable cologne. Scent should be used in a delicate fashion. You should be able to smell it only at very close range. Ohhhh... and your twig and berries do not require the assistance of any eau de cologne. No. They. Don't. Spray cologne on your arm. Now lick your arm. Lick it again. And again. And again. And again. Now give that arm a suck... oh yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.... lick that arm until it gives you the goods... STOP. What does your mouth taste like? That's why you don't spray stuff on your tackle and bait. Ohhhhh... and here's a tip for both ladies and gents: If you are somebody that has sensitivities to fragrance PLEASE let it be known at time of booking. We all want to have a sexy time. Runny eyes, snotty noses and swollen tongues ... not so sexy. 10. First contact. Ohhhh the jitters. You have seen her. She is beautiful. She has two of those, and one of those and a great one of those... she has a beautiful mind, she expresses herself so well.... she's funny!!! She's profound. She's smart. She's perfect!!!!!!! I gotta write her. I have to PM her and ask if we can get together. I went to her website and checked the rates and the menu (like all SMART hobby guys do ;) ) ... and now I am ready to write her. I know what I want... I have the money put aside (thanks for reminding me of that Old Dog!!)... I am .... FUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK.... what do I write??? Dear Alotta Fagina ... I have a 10 inch meat girder pulsing with lusty intent <THWACK> ... you're right maybe I was exaggerating, thanks for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 7 inch purple python of love poised and waiting for your girl cave <THWACK> ... okay... maybe that sounded a little stalker like, but I do get kudos for being more accurate. Thanks again for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 5.5 inch throbbing man stick just waiting for you to... <THWACK> ... okay... WTF??? Why do you keep hitting me???? Try "Hi Alotta, I saw your website and would be very interested in meeting you next Tuesday afternoon. Please let me know if that works with your schedule! Thanks, Happy Hobbyist." Simplicity works. You aren't writing a Penthouse letter... you are booking with a professional provider. She knows you are interested. She will see your penis. (There I said the penis word. Whooops said it again.) No need to go into goofy graphic detail... plus when you write that stuff, you get that creepy smile and that's frickin' scary ... stop it now. 11. Bacon Sandwiches. Providers - you know it. Bacon sandwiches save lives. It's not necessarily a deal breaker but I think it definitely would be a pot sweetener if you had bacon sandwiches as a mandatory refreshment at your incall. I like mine toasted with lettuce, tomato, mayo and a little salt and pepper. Cut into triangles, but you don't have to cut off the crusts. MegForFun cuts off the crusts for me but that is because she loves me. Bacon sandwiches will improve your business and will put you that much further ahead than providers who only provide ham sandwiches or cheese sandwiches and much further ahead than providers who don't make any sandwiches. Bacon sandwiches just make good business sense. wait there's more.... later ;)

7. I am cleaning. Can we have BBFS sex? Dear M. Delirious, As a fertile woman, still in her sexual prime, I would be delighted to collect, ahead of time, 18 years of child support, and of course, a generous college and university trust fund for our child. Also, please consider the following as part of our contract: marriage, full salary from you when I am on maternity leave, upscale housing and 25 years of above average spousal support for a stay at home mom who enjoys the finer things in life, plus my regular hourly compensation for every time you would like to be intimate with me. If you would like to discuss our future, long-term arrangement, please contact my lawyer for an appointment. If the above is not a suitable option for you, perhaps the following will be: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom Still not interested? Learn about what your potential new friends can bring to your life! AIDS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS STDs: http://www.cdc.gov/std/ And here is where you can play Russian Roulette: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=list+of+casinos+in+canada Most sincere and warmest regards, Gabriella xox ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The short answer to the question is... are you fxxxing crazy?!! ;) Happy hobbying!