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I went to see Jenny's last performance, and it was quite emotional in the room. Aside from that, I had a great afternoon. I started off with Harley, always a good choice. She is just so genuinely nice. It took me a long time to get past her outward appearance, but now we're buddies. She has a very severe and brooding, gothic look on the floor, which is why I find it so completely charming when she sees me and smiles from ear to ear. Every time. She said that my honest attention puts her at ease. I like that. Moving on to Jade was an additional treat. I've danced with her before, and really enjoy her. She's so tiny and petite that she curls up in my lap like a kitten. We had a discussion about her inherent female body insecurities, and I hope that my strong protestations put her more at ease. For the record, I cannot find ANY faults with her ass. You can tell her I said so. Plus, check it out for yourself. #applebottom :icon_biggrin: Bridgette latched onto me before Jenny's show and came back to me after that was done. I can't figure out how the physics of this girl work. How can you be so curvy and slim at the same time? Just an amazing body and a smile that melts my heart. You can check out my recommendation in the Ottawa Recommendation forum. Lady chatted me up for quite a while and we eventually went to the back for a little bible study. If you know what I mean. If you do, let me know because I don't. I always enjoy time with her as she is very attentive. She gave me an interesting compliment. "You smell really nice. Like fresh laundry." Why, thank you! I don't want to imagine the alternative. I always spend time with Victoria when she is available. I'll miss her when she moves in a month. We've grown pretty close. She thinks that she's put on weight, but the only place we can figure it went was onto her gorgeous tits. No complaints there. Get her while she's still available. Remember, a little respect goes a long way and she doesn't put up with anybody's shit. I ended my afternoon with Tianna. She is a lot of fun and a great conversationalist. Apparently I belong to her now, so I'll be seeing less of everyone else for a while. The purple lipstick does it for me. Kilt friendly. All in all, a terrific day. Not cheap, not by a long shot, but enjoyable. I bought a lot of drinks, some for a girl who really didn't need them. My mistake, and I'll try to be more responsible toward others in the future.

Yes... Jenny, We Love you! Patiently as I waited for Jenny's glimpse, I reminisced of the numerous sessions we spent alone, deep in the back corner of the Barb's CR over the years. Jenny took over the room. Jenny took over my mind. This day, I was only able to touch her arm, took her attention for a moment, she stood, I grasped her and whispered in her ear, how much I truly appreciated her genuine beauty over the many years I've had the pleasure to have known her. I wish her well, and a Happy New Year. Thank you for all of your Beautiful Bombshellness! THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER.

An eventful Friday afternoon (12/30) at 340 as the ATF of many long-time Barb's patrons had her last shift. Arrived a bit before 2:00 just before Jenny's first stage appearances of the day and she told me she'd be going on for the last time around 4:00. On her first round the same gentleman went onstage with Jenny and Claire but, unlike yesterday, he left his Kodiaks on. Perhaps he was concerned that the strain on his heart would prove to be too much and he wanted to die "with his boots on". Most of the regulars were present - in addition to the dancers attending yesterday (Juicy, Sarah, Maddy, Harley, Claire), Bridgette was also in. Lots of audience participation today - Kilt Boy Sr. engaged onstage with Juicy and not long afterwards I noticed Kilt Boy Mk. I arrive and he seemed to be joined at his table quite promptly by, I think, Harley. Very magnetic, it seems. Later I thought I saw him in the CR with Bridgette, but my eyesight might have been clouded by the teariness as I was finishing up with Jenny for the last time. At one point Jenny told me she would have to refresh her eye makeup as 4:00 was approaching. The owner and the DJ provided a really nice send-off for Jenny and, as noted previously by Kilt Boy, Jenny's last turn onstage involved numerous dancers, patrons, shooters and hundred dollar bills. When the aforementioned gent mounted the stage, he chose to doff his Kodiaks yet again. Those in attendance provided lots of applause as Jenny was bid farewell. The end of an era at Barb's. In sic transit gloria Jenny.

I never buy drinks for the ladies; a wise stripper once told me, "drinks don't pay the rent". So now, to those I know, I give them $10 and tell them to get a drink 'later' knowing that they'll put it away and eventually it'll go for rent, kids or something they really need.

I spent some time with Bridgette yesterday afternoon and she wrung me out like a damp sponge. She is very responsive to my touch and the word sensual is a weak substitute for what this woman is capable of delivering. Her breathy whispers and memory of her gentle ministrations keep me up at night. She is very practised in her CR art and good god, what an ass. Her stage show, table manners, and backroom performances are all different and perfect. She is unrushed in conversation, waiting for me to suggest a trip to the back. When on stage, her trim waist accentuates the exaggerated sway of her hips and when she bends over another beauty is revealed. Neither rude nor vulgar, her lady garden is a treasure to behold and delicately displayed. In the back room, she is close and in full contact for as long as you can stand it. I like that she seeks me out the second I'm available. That means the world to me. If I was still doing live shows, she would be at the top of my list to work with. Just a delight, both in my hands and eyes. Kilt Boy Approved.

I had a lovely re-connection with the ever so gracious and beautiful Bridgette a few days ago. I'm an infrequent attendee at Barb's and hadn't seen her in well over a year but I got a first class reminder of what I'd been missing. Bridgette is the epitome of class and sensuality and I thoroughly enjoyed every second I spent with her from chatting at the bar to the sexy dances in the CR. Another thing I Love about her is that she contributes here on cerb/lyla: I wish more of the dancers could recognize the benefit of posting their schedule in their profile. Bridgette always discretely and generously provides info on other non-member dancers. She is a total class act, and did I mention sexy? She is in at Barb's tomorrow afternoon and if you manage to have some dances with her you'll be a very fortunate man.

Well I finally made it in today (Friday, Dec 30) at 5:20 pm to find out through the above reports from Kilt Boy and r__d that, as expected, Jenny had performed her last routine at 4:00 pm with, I was happy to hear, some fanfare. She was no where to be seen when I arrived; I was concerned that I missed her until Kilt Boy told me she was occupied in the CR. A relief. So; I did get to see her one last time for a requisite Tequila in the CR and some reminiscing about years past, ups and downs, and plans for the future. Sorry to have missed you r__d but Jenny noticed I wore all black as well :)

Jenny's last on-stage performance ended with 7 girls and 2 men performing for the crowd. Very moving.

Hey ladies what is a major turn off when someone is looking to book a time with you ? One thing I absolutely hate is when someone texts me and says....What's up? Like really lol that will not grab my attention First impressions mean everything and I prefer a gentlemen being respectful and courteous when inquiring about my ......... For an example; Hello how are you or Hi I am .... and I am interested in knowing more about you and your ........!......so much better

If you could change just one thing about the world of escorting, hobbying (or whichever term you prefer for this lifestyle) what would it be? Any wish or answer is fair, don't feel like you need to be realistic. Would it be that everyone would have impeccable hygiene? No fake pictures or bait 'n switch's? (Cato, you can even say more red hair if you want. :) ) I think for me my own wish would be for fair laws, ones that recognize escorting as a profession allowing for consenting adults to act like, well, consenting adults (while still keeping those laws that protect against abuse, trafficking, etc of course).

Wishing a happy new year, with health, prosperity, and pleasure, to all my cerb/lyla friends! May we thrive. 2016 has been great in many ways. Let's resolve to make 2017 even better!

Happy New Year!

Well stated, Kilt Boy. Something all of us should strive to remember.

Agree strongly....er...poor choice of words here.....ah....very much agree Kilt Boy. "Try(ing) just that much" can, I think, "make a huge difference." Freshly laundered clothes, a recent shower and decently fresh breath are, I'm guessing, very much appreciated by the ladies whatever else they may think of a given individual.

of 2016 has brought me many happy moments to remember with several wonderful gentlemen of this community and for that, I am thankful. Gentlemen, thank-you. You know who you are. I will be available in Orleans today until 5 Pm and available again from 8 pm -11 Pm. If you would like to ring in the New Year with me, I would be more than happy to entertain your request depending on my availability. I can be available on short notice with at least 30-45 minutes provided I can entertain your request. Please call or text. Texting apps or VOIP numbers will be ignored and I consistently check for them. Discretion is assured when booking with me. Should I miss your call or if I am in a session, I do not call back for your discretion so please try again. I will not text back after the 20 minute mark has passed. I see limited gentlemen on a low volume basis so please plan accordingly. About Me I am a voluptuous lady ( or described as a thick or smaller bbw) with a proportioned hourglass figure, round behind and creamy soft skin with dirty blonde highlighted hair standing in at 5'3" (a more statuesque 5'8" in heels) with impressive 38 DD naturals. My beautiful, youthful looking baby face has been blessed with full sensuous lips and seductive captivating blue eyes that are perfect with my impressive skills. I am always well polished from head to toe from my coiffed hair to my manicured nails and feet. I am perfect for those who enjoy "thicker ladies". I seek out mature, respectful gentlemen 30 years of age or older looking to spend a relaxing time with a nice lady. Underneath it all, I possess a distinct prowess and the maturity of a 30's woman who wants to rock your world! An experience with me is passionate, fun and surprisingly relaxing. Be prepared to be mesmerized by my talents. You will feel refreshed when we say goodbye. Photo albums - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 Recommendations - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=N&t=28638 My Location My location is in Orleans and is an upscale, clean, quiet and discreet location. Free parking available. Shower facilities, fresh sheets, towels and all other amenities for your comfort. TRIBUTES I host - You come to visit me. At this time I primarily offer same day availability. My services are all inclusive ( therefore no negotiation) for an unhurried, satisfying, sensual and fun encounter. "I Host" Tributes: ( My location only) Rates are firm. $120 -30 mins $160 -45 mins $200 -1 hour Sorry outcalls are not available CONTACT 613-404-7*8*8*7 - Call or Text is the quickest way to receive a response Blocked calls/Voip & Texting Apps and payphones will be ignored

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I great you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

Something about this redhead that I had to repeat with again when I saw stripper pole in her ad. Photo's are not her for privacy concerns but are close enough to not disappoint and she is quite hot with a beautiful face IMO. She does have a few tattoo's but nothing distracting. Walk into the room and sure enough there's a stripper pole right in the middle of the floor with full length mirrors on the wall...turned on some music pulled up a chair and she did a sexy pole and lap dance until i couldn't take it anymore. Which was handy cause there was a bed only a few feet away from the pole. How awesome is that. Not a full gfe but a fun girl, easy to talk to and hang out with who really enjoys herself and making you happy. That combined with my weakness for redheads made for a great time. Repeat = yes

Avail? Free? Yo escort lady Rates, service, location? Another one rhyming off menu acronyms And an all time classic.. what's up? None of these get a response from me. A lot of these type greetings are dependent on where I decide to advertise on a given day. I usually get that from BP.

I would be okay to be in the same escort world but being 20 years younger :-) Where to get this ticket back?

Back in your beautiful town Ottawans! I'll be touring this week for in and outcalls in the downtown area. From a French and Irish background, I have an athletic figure, with shoulder lenght very dark hair and icy blue eyes. I offer quite a unique experience during wich anything can happen... Curious? Drop me a line, or call or text 613 698 8583

Ditch C-36. Maintain the existing laws (and enforce them) that protect against under-age, trafficking and abuse. Give ladies the freedom to run their business as they see fit without regulation. Just prior to these wishes being granted I hope that Peter MacKay and Steven Harper get convicted for a bill C-36 criminal offence. It would also be a nice touch if the ladies who have been put at risk and negatively impacted by C-36 could provide victim impact statements at MacKay's and Harper's sentencing hearings. OK, I'll settle for my first two wishes...... just sayin'

Legit? http://ottawa.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/sophie-ottawa-superior-5-star-service-1000-real-book-now/51663917

Cato, please add to your profile: Member of the Order of the Phoenix.

Another great Phoenix session last night. This woman is astoundingly beautiful, that's all I can say.

Phoenix, looking awesome last night! Pretty quiet otherwise.

If we would all answer honestly to the questionnaire none of us would ever be able to donate blood except for Kilt Boy. I get tested at least 3 times a year and never had any issues at the sexual health unit.

My accent is an instant "pantie dropper"!

Only Santa Knows If you've been naughty or nice cuz he's got a list and he's checking it twice. My list is different don't you see, I like all the boys to come see me The crowds are crazy, the traffic is worse, Your Christmas balls are shaking and ready to burst. With stockings and heels, and soft red hair, I'm hoping you might come visit my lair. So whether you like a stocking stuffed or a candy cane lick; a touch, a giggle or a firecracker wick I'll wrap you in pleasure with a hug and a kiss I'll leave the gifts to Santa and fulfill your Christmas wish. You may arrive stressed, so stiff and sore, But soon you'll be smiling and ready for more. Only 6 more available days for 2016 to give yourself the gift that keeps on giving: Self Care!

Wish I'd gone for 2 hours instead of one, already crossing my fingers she comes back to town.

Wow. 75 pages. Took me two days to read the whole way through...but to be honest, I stopped on a few occasions to check out some lovely photos and web sites. :redface: While educational, I found a lot of what I was reading to run the gamut from rude (oops...forgot the wallet), to embarrassing (pooping in the massage room), to absolutely horrifying (trying to remove protection). This goes beyond the basic stuff you'd think was common sense; like brushing your teeth or washing your butt crack. (Protip: brush your tongue as well - especially if you enjoy make out sessions like I do!) Personally, although new to this hobby, I want to try and make my host feel safe throughout the experience - everything else is secondary. If I can do that with a polite introduction via email, or placing the donation in a nice card - they're trying to make me feel special - why not reciprocate? If we both feel comfortable, then good times are ahead! As other have mentioned, I really appreciate detailed websites. Not only for the basic info, but also to get a feel if this woman is someone I can connect with. I know that a lot don't like providing face shots, but I read a lot into a person's smile. It also helps if the site is easy to locate through their online profile, although I seem to get the feeling that linking the two may have some issues I'm unaware of. Finally, a few questions that I hope some ladies can answer: 1. If a person has hours posted from say, 2PM to 10PM, does that mean they're willing to take a booking at 10PM? Or if you wanted to book a 1.5 hour session, you should look at reserving at 8:30 at the latest? 2. I hate being late. But in saying that, I always plan for dealing with horrible theoretical traffic that never materializes and I'm ahead of schedule. For most life events this isn't a big deal, but I don't want to look like the obvious secret agent casing the joint. Is it rude to knock a few minutes early? Like 5? In the end, I just hope this country comes to it senses and passes some laws that make this a safer experience for both parties. We're all adults, and we're all interested in doing the most natural thing in the world. I just hope I never screw up enough to wind up as a contributing factor to this thread! :icon_eek:

People who are oblivious to the fact that they SHOULD take a shower instead of dousing themselves in exaggerated amounts of cologne and refusing a shower. Being fresh doesn't include the shower a person had that morning. I know I'm preaching to the choir for most men here but the smell of ass is like the smell of death, you never forget it! And the worst is having a provider canceling the session before even starting because she had to excuse herself to go vomit because the person visiting was so ignorant of their own stench.

When a guy sends me a text asking when I am available and I send him the rates for my time he then says oh sorry I must have read your ad wrong I don't pay for play I was looking to meet up...okay pretty sure I don't have an ad on eharmony or any chat sites smh Fucktard

"Have you ever paid money or drugs for sex?" "Have you ever had sex with someone who's sexual history you are unsure of?" Despite the legal wrangling that is used over the meaning of sex or payment, I believe that the intent of the questions is quite clear.

I used to donate 3-4 times a year until I started seeing escorts because of the questionnaire. Many years ago when this question came out it was asked in person(in private) and I told the lady(nurse) that I had been paying for sex because I was married and I had to pay my wife for it....she did not find it funny.

Many years ago I was rather taken aback when I received a rather curt letter from the Canadian Red Cross. They ordered me to have a blood test, I happened to be one of a number of donors that had been used by a recipient who had contacted Hep C. I complied and heard no more and continued to donate, but it did make you wonder about the efficacy of their screening methods at that time. We all know what happened with the subsequent scandal. Of course we know that there have been great changes to the program.

I took one for the team. Do not pass go. Do not give her 2 hundred dollars. She is not what she portrays. Older and with more vices than a carpenter

1. Being contacted by a first time client and being asked for my full address/location via text. I will give the general area but never my complete address, that is so unsafe and then to be called all the names in the book for refusing is a turn-off and they are automatically blacklisted. I will only give my address via a phone conversation and further instructions, upon arrival I am to be called for my apartment number and additional instructions. For regulars and repeats who I know and trust, they may get my full address and instructions via our phone confirmation. My process is always at my discretion in how I confirm and provide my location, I always go with my instincts during the phone confirmation. 2. Receiving a text message with no introduction and I quote "I need to get f****d sure how much it cost me". Really?? Not someone I'd like to meet, automatically blacklisted. 3. Not following my booking/contact instructions with an introduction and not just a board handle. It's not hard to contact me in the way I have requested in my ads/website and a nice "Hello, my name is **** ****, I am (age) and would like to meet you. Do you have any availability today at (time)? Or on (date/time)?" If contacted in a polite manner, I will request what I require when being contacted but it's all in that initial contact if I do or even respond. 4. Pretending not to be a member! I have a members only In/hosting rate and if I'm not sent a PM to confirm membership my regular rates apply. I will never get why anyone would lie about being a member, especially with the benefits of that membership that I now offer. Major turn-off: Timewasters