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4 pointsI strickly wont book unless a real phone number. At least for our first meeting. Think of it this way, You want to be invited into my home and share intimate moments with me and that requires massive trust that you are who you say your are and have no plans to do me harm in any way( physical or otherwise ). I show you trust in giving you my info and that has to be both ways.
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3 pointsThere was a young man in a kilt, Who said "Bolt-ons are what make her 'built' ", He was given the finger In reply, 'twas a zinger And responded "But I feel no guilt".
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3 pointsMISS TAYLOR DEVINE IS BACK GENTS ! I PROMISE TO MAKE YOU FORGET YOUR WORRIES, BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE AND COMFORT YOUR EVERY BEING! THIS IS A STRESS FREE ZONE ! ***GENUINE COLLEGE STUNNER*** 1. I am an Independent Companion Provider in Toronto ! (7 days out of the month) 2. Available in Ottawa 4-5 days a week when in town for Elite Massage & More Sessions (contact me for my location details) 3. I am a Live Webcam Model ! (please contact me for my website, schedule, payment options & username) 4. Lots Of Delicious Options & Time Spent Together ! Looking For An Exceptionally Fantastic Time ? A New, Exciting & Different Experience ? Beautiful, Classy & Sweet Youthful Lady With Yummy Attributes that consist of: Juicy Round Tits, Firm Behind With A Toned FIT Frame! I PROMISE AN AMAZINGLY UNIQUE TIME ! I STRIVE to seduce, please, put you at ease...AND give you the ultimate satisfaction guaranteed. I LOVE mutual encounters of friendship and TRUE satisfaction as well as ENTICING conversations & bonding relationships! My Appearance: 26 year old, medium length hair, brunette, dazzling sexy hazel eyes, silky smooth skin, I stand at 5'3, 125lbs with curves in all of the right places, 36C perfect firm tittys, juicy round behind, gorgeous face features and i am European/Canadian Mix ! My Personality: Very friendly, outgoing, sensual, playful, genuine, seductive, laid-back, non-rushed, bubbly, sweet, classy, talkative, sexy, caring, intelligent, respectful, honest and discreet young woman Fees: (Please ask me) FEES DIFFER! SCHEDULES FOR THIS WEEK: MON. JAN. 16TH-SUN. JAN. 22nd: OTTAWA: Elite Massage & More Sessions: 4-5 days a week (please ask me for my location details): Mon: 2pm-10pm Tues: OFF Wed: 12pm-10pm Thurs: 12pm-10pm Fri: 12pm-10pm Sat: 12pm-10pm Sun: 12pm-10pm Live Webcam Shows: (please ask me for my payment options, availability, details, website link): Mon: OFF Tues: OFF Wed: OFF Thurs: OFF Fri: OFF Sat: OFF Sun: OFF TORONTO: Independent Companion Provider: (7 Days OUT OF THE MONTH: Mon: OFF Tues: OFF Wed: OFF Thurs: OFF Fri: OFF Sat: OFF Sun: OFF EMAIL. PM. TEXT. For more information ! TEXT ME: 226-401-1030 Email: [email protected] CIAO FOR NOW!, CRAVE TAYLOR Gents! XOXO MUAHS!
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3 pointsWhile relaxing after some great Yoga she said "I wish I could take you home", my immediate reply was " Funny I was thinking the same about you"
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2 pointsSome one was using her pics. She confronted them by text and asked backpage to have the ad removed. Why people continue to try and use stolen or fake photos amazes me as it's so easy to check them these days.
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2 pointsHi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I great you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm
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2 pointsI keep getting compliments for my tongue, which is good since it is one of my favorite things to do. :)
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2 pointsOne of my all time faves who sees me very regularly always says "Everytime I see you always feels like the first time and keeps getting better and better each time." Love it!
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2 pointsI personally do not book with those who use text apps for two reasons...1) I feel more safer knowing that I can trust you, we are going to be alone together and 2) if you end up being a No show or what not I can block your number With me it's about having a mutual respect for one another and if you don't feel safe contacting a certain lady with your personal number then perhaps you shouldn't or get a pre paid phone to have a seperate number (Just a suggestion)
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1 pointThis is the real deal. She is just as the ad states. Beautiful, friendly and very sexy. The arrangement was easily set up with a few texts. I arrived a little early and she was ready when I texted her. She met me at the door in a sexy black short sweater dress that clung to her petite firm body. After a friendly introduction she provided an amazing hour of pleasure. All clean and safe services. Definitely will watch for her return. Treat her right and you will be leaving with a smile for sure. PM if you need more information.
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1 pointHey guys I'm Robin Excited to finallly be here - I look forward to meeting some of you and , I'm sure having some great convos ! I love to receive messages so please feel free to message me I will always respond ! Hope everyone is having an awesome evening Xo
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1 pointTry corine rideout she is in her 40's and not bad to look at. She knows her way around the bedroom very will and her cost is not bad. I do not have her number but has a room over the bargain shop
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1 pointMy current self-deprecating fantasy de jour is to re-visit an old reg whom I flamed out with years ago (after some Days of our Lives type soap opera sh!t, which turned me off from the hobby for a while). ...butt as time heals some wounds, so it has here and now I reminisce the good times again, and wishfully think how fun it would be to experience the 1 thing that truly worked between us... snuggling ;-) We enjoyed laughs, drinks, stories, gifts and spirited energy, among many other piques of interest - over the course of years. Twas a lark! (However, beyond that... the spank bank specifics will be left to your imaginations :-P ) Alas, bygones for a bygone era... So, back down to earth... I seek a heavenly devil who enjoys singing naked before savaging me limp :-D hehe She can start with "Killing Me Softly" ala the Fugees ;-) SCHWING!!!
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1 pointLast thing I bought was yesterday: A gift for a lady. I'll surprise her our next rendez-vous :-) It's on her fave's list so I should be golden :-D hehe I won't say exactly what it is (for fear of losing the surprise), but let's just say she will apply it to her lips before she applies it to me ;-)
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1 pointAll women are sexy to me if they feel sexy I find them sexy, they need to have confidence and allure. Aside from the obvious I love seeing a lady in lingerie, slit dress, skirt, high heels, bra and panties(matching). One image that I will have in my head for a long time was my ex gf on an evening going to a wedding I needed help to tie my tie and she freshly got out of the shower with a towel around her body, she would do her dads tie all the time so she was used to doing that. So imagine this, she slips the tie around her neck and starts to tie it up, the towel falls off and all that is left on her is a half tied tie laying over one of her breast. Later on that evening she spilled some drink on her beautiful dress and wanted to clean it quickly so she removed it and being the gentleman that I am, I give her my white shirt. She covered her upper body with it and it was a loose fit but I could see her bra and panties with the stocking and that too was very sexy. To conclude this post I would have to say a lady wearing a man white shirt or a tie is very sexy.
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1 pointSomeguy, I started being really careful with my diet in early September. Been doing a Keto diet and so far lost about twenty pounds. Very difficult at first but after a week I got used to it. I do weights for an hour at 5am six days a week. I have quit doing cardio, it was acheiving nothing for me. My strength is the same. Yesterday's checkup, blood pressure 118/75 Resting heart rate 49 Not bad for almost sixty eh.
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1 pointWhat is sexy to (me)? In a word: Honesty. Call me old fashion, but a persons level of honesty shows me how beautiful or ugly they truly are - inside and out ;-) IMHO it reflects the E.Q. of someone, which in turns reflects their I.Q. ...so when swinging from the chandeliers, with the biggest sex organ being the brain for me - then knowing someone is educated and/or experienced in life is only a complement to me knowing they also choose to have values and ethics too. ROOOAAAAAAARRRRRRrrrrrr!!!! Tres, TRES! Sexy! ... a mon avis ;-) Oh, and I find spinners and athletes my cup of tea too :-) haha (Now, the trifecta being they can also sing: Killing Me Softly :-D hehe ...but that's a different story for another fantasy :-P ) *Of course, everything is subjectively relative, and some days all it takes is a joie de vivre smile with a CFMN look and I'm putty :-D
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1 pointWe should encourage recommendations. They are beneficial to hobbyists and providers alike. As soon as I've achieved my posting ability I'll be posting about my encounter with a Halifax gem.
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1 pointAdditional Comments: There is something about a woman in white lingerie that just makes me weak in the knees....
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1 pointHello Everyone! I'm Mia! Your Hot & Sexy Latina Sensation! You Can Check Out My New Website: http://exclusivelymia.com & You Can Check Out Some Of My Awesome Recommendations: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=231699 I'm Available For All Your One-On-One Pleasures: Friday, January 20th 10am until 10pm! ****************************** As Well As: Saturday, January 21st 12pm until 10pm! *7am Is Only Available Through Pre-Booking* Rates $140 - 30 minutes $150 - 45 minutes $160 - 1 hour $210 - 75 minutes $260 - 1.5 hours $340 - 2 hours Longer sessions are available. ***** I'm a 29yr old, 5'4, 34C Exotic & Kinky Latina/Italian Beauty with Gorgeous Curves! I Give An Incredible Massage That Will Leave You Feeling Restored. ***** I Have A Rich Mane Of Long Dark Hair & Beautiful Glowing Naturally Sun-Kissed Skin! ***Escape with me...Don't be shy, I'm open to couples and women*** My undivided attention, charm & absolute enthusiasm will have you coming back again and again! Allow me to fulfill your fantasies... **NOW INDEPENDENT** Available Privately For All Your Massage Pleasures! ********** ********** Please PM or email me at [email protected] To Reserve Our Time Together! Call or Text Me At 613-700-9834 Warm Hugs, Mia
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1 pointRead my newest recommendationhttps://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=225764&page=3 I pride myself on being sincere, warm, outgoing, personable, compassionate, and down-to-earth. With a genuine interest in learning about others, this makes me a natural conversationalist. Gentlemen from various backgrounds will find themselves completely relaxed and comfortable during our time spent together. It would be my pleasure to show you a world of sensual bliss that you won't soon forget... About myself and my Location Formerly associated with CMJ, I am now an experienced independent MA, hosting appointments at my own upscale condo located in downtown Ottawa. It is walking distance from both Elgin and Bank street. Availability Monday: 12 - 9 Wednesday: 12 - 9 Thursday: 12 - 9 Friday: 12 - 10 Rates 1 hour - $170 1.5 hours - $255 2 hours - $340 *Add $40 for Nuru or fetish (femdon/golden showers/male g-spot massage) session upgrades *Add $30 for one sexy pair of worn panties to remember our time together by Please text me to arrange a booking at 613-604-3175! Jackiegilcrest.ca [email protected] @Jackiegilcrest
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1 pointThe answer is so obvious, it begets the question: Why wouldn't it apply? While lusting for passionate bodily interactions (moreso than just pure recreational sex), it still continues to be the brain, which is (by far) the biggest sex organ out there imho. However, like the variety of heavenly bodies on earth - so are there beautiful minds. ...and, in my experience, whatever floats one boat varies from moment to moment and person to person. But generally speaking - I relate High IQ with Low EQ, and that for me has been the hardest combo of lightning to catch in a bottle, as usually the later alludes me. In other words - what makes me hardest is those whom are Honest and Witty, which usually leads to Trust and Laughter. Liars are just ugly, inside and out. Et voila! One sapiophile please :-P Now of course - attractiveness, mental or physical, is subjectively relative, so what a kitchen sink is to you - is not a kitchen sink to me. ...and that's a good thing ;-) ...as in the end, as long as that mind gets blo-own - who cares how stupid our org-asm faces look LOLSave</span>Save</span>
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1 pointJust saw Lexy again this weekend and it was great as usual. I've gotten to know her over the years and see her as more than an escort but as a friend as well. A friend with benefits you could say. She's a very sweet woman with a great body, an amazing combination. I find her very easy to talk to and is a joy to be around. If you've heard the expression a lady in the street but a freak in the bed, that describes Lexy. I highly recommend her to anybody.
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1 pointI prefer shaved for face-sitting. ...but like it bushy for winter munchies. Ultimately, I enjoy whatever she likes. ...but don't like having to shave it myself - I get so skered I might somehow hurt yers be-ju-ju and may ruin our planned spank n tickle session. (hahaha) However, what I like maybe most is... The Surprise. Show me what you got! Part of this hobby for me is... Variety! ...which includes hairstyles ;-) (hehe - sorry if that didn't exactly answer your Question/Poll, but what can I say - IT'S ALL GOOD!!!!! :-D )Save</span>Save</span>Save</span>
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1 pointWell I'm not 100% sure what the guys prefer but I personally like what they call an air strip just a thin line going up.. I'm really looking forward to see what the guys typically like...
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1 pointI do not accept texting apps and have a way to check that if the number is through a major cell phone carrier or not. Iristel is the major carrier for text plus app. Start googling until you see a site called datagrip.org and it will tell you if it's through bell, Telus, Rogers. If it's Iristel, I will not book. I google the number all the time. Anytime I see a weird area code ESP when it's followed by "Avail?", I don't even bother. I've even had an another SP try to book a fake date and upon googling the number, all her backpage ads showed which was a texting app. She tried this not once but twice from different texting app numbers which wasn't too bright on her part. This is why I'm wary of booking through these apps to begin with. I may have been born in the night but not last night. Lol. I also make sure that I'm able to call them back with their permission and at a time of their convenience while making sure my number is blocked before calling to confirm so it won't show up if they don't want it showing up in cell phone records. When I ask these text app users to call to book, they vanish into thin air. Lol. I don't waste much time with them. Trust is a two way street and I'm not inviting anyone into my private space who isn't willing to meet me halfway. I also make sure I speak to them on the phone because if an SP is booking just by text and giving out an address, she has no idea who she is communicating with. As a reputable SP, I am discreet to a fault and emphasize this to all potential and regular clients. I value my safety and privacy while respecting the client's as well at all times.
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1 pointJeffmac... never book with a lady that accepts blocked calls, fake numbers, etc... the smart reputable SPs will not compromise you, they will respect you and be professional. By protecting them, you protect yourself also... simple! I think the last thing they would want is to be fighting with a bunch of wives...JK hahaha
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1 pointI have to admit I like video clips with advertisements as well. It can be fun, personally revealing and enticing. Consider, some background music which adds another dimension about your message.
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1 pointWhile laying in bed naked beside this lovely lady and she was looking at me from head to toe she said "You know that you have very beautiful features". I think that she was referring to the color of my eyes, my strong jaw line and the size of my feet(size 12 if you want to know).
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1 pointMy current Fantasy is to spend an entire night with a beautiful woman... No real reason why. I supposed because I've only actually had a sleep over with one woman other than my wife. I have a (rare) opportunity to do so in the near future as my wife is out of town for a week. (Oh when the cats away... the mouse wants to play). but the lady I've asked hasn't gotten back to me yet (I've actually offered to take her to a spa).
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1 pointAre you looking for fun well look no further I'm available right now for Ins til around midnight tonight I have long black hair with green eyes and am Italian . I am 5"5 in height and very fit body . Please text as calling isn't free 613-322-2188 sorry for no pics on mobile and can't post pics but I can guarantee you will not be disappointed. I'm fairly open minded to an extent . Msg me if you looking to get naughty with me
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1 pointThose ads that say providers are either law forcement or have been arrested are fake and a way to deter you to get you to visit their site. Adult friend finder does this. They steal the ads and pictures from back pages escort section.
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1 pointFrom the Club - I will See You On Valentine's Day: You are young and beautiful; Forbidden fruit and Fantasies fulfilled; High heeled, costumed and plumped lips instilled; Lead me on, tease me and tell me lies; For I am not blind and fear not the guise; You see me as old, deluded and weak; I see you to fill a void, for fun and not to critique; You see us as donors; as ATMs and more; Fair trade, my entertainment for you to abhor.
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1 pointI doubt she is Russian. This is the third or fourth girl over the last month or so that used this number so I say they are all local.
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1 pointActually was crossing town on this snowy/rainy night so I decided I would take an impromptu break and stop in at 340 Queen for a libation and to see who I could say Happy New Year too. Very quiet, as sort of expected, but about a dozen women in the house, including the recently talked about Carmella. I saw her unfortunately a little late as I was collecting my coat on the way out. Cute as ever in something white under a light cardigan sweater - she is so petite. She tried to talk me into staying but I had expended my allotment for the evening. Which brings me to report that I was able to secure a very sultry session in the CR with Nicole. She was wearing a brand new black Victoria Secret lingerie ensemble with black stockings and hanging garters. I told her she needs some Louboutins to complete the look....Of couse she was open to me buying her some:)...She was hot and I did not want to stop. This followed with a shorter than usual session but a good re-acquaintance with Stacy who was wearing a matching Calvin Klein (underwear) top and bottom. All good. An excellent Happy New Year start at Barbs for me anyway. Maybe four guys in the bar when I left not counting Jack (Bar), the DJ (Mark) and the usual two bouncers.
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1 pointI got a few times at the SC a girl walking by me and stop to smell my hair and tell me that it smells really good and just carried on !
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1 pointSexy is that look in her eyes. The gaze that she gives you just before she gives you a deeply passionate kiss to start. You know when you see that look that you are going to have a very good time.
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1 pointAttitude: A big smile, twinkling eyes, sense of humor, but with a lustful gaze - the sugar & spice combo :-) Physically, its a wide range: short hair/long hair; lean & ripped, or voluptuous; large breasts & butt or small; tattoos up the yazoo or bare skin. With attitude, almost any physique will be a turn-on.
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1 pointIF YOU CAN NOT GET THIS MESSAGE TO GO AWAY AFTER READING PLEASE READ THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST. ****************************************** PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO CIRCUMVENT THE CENSORED WORDS! ****************************************** I am sure by now many of you have noticed a number of words have been added to the censor list. I know it makes the site very hard to read but instead of jumping ship and moving to another country like other adult boards are doing we have decided to instead conform to the new laws. This means 1) No one can ADVERTISE that they offer prostitution related EXTRAS if you offer this off the site that is find as long as you do not LINK to a site offering such things or offer them here. To conform to the new laws we can not to allow you to ADVERTISE such things here on cerb or advertise a website or blog or ad somewhere else that offers such things. If we find you are linking to a website from cerb that offers such things we will need to BAN your site from linking from cerb. Since people will ignore the law and try to post ads offering such things on cerb we had had to add certain keywords to the censor to ensure no one posts ILLEGAL things. Unfortunately this takes away from the discussion area. Now it is NOT illegal to discuss prostitution or related ACTS but I am not sure how the law will see it if someone is posting that they are a ESCORT (Not offering any PROSTITUTION related extras) and some guy posts saying "Oh, She did such and such with me!" (Guys like to brag when they get something extra that was not advertised....) 2) People may start to try to CIRCUMVENT these words. This will get you SUSPENDED or BANNED as you could put the website in jeopardy. Anyone seeing anyone trying to be creative (offering to do stuff like "squeeze the juice from a hot dog", "Suc the icing off a rooster" or "go in and out of grease for extended vacation" .... you get the point! Please REPORT THIS and DO NOT QUOTE IT! If you reply to it with a quote and do not report it you may also get a warning. 3) Some words are standard words such as O U T C A L L and S E R V I C E and these had to be censored as well as they could be taken the WRONG way and we are being EXTRA VIGILANT at this time to ensure cerb stays within the boundaries of this new law. 4) Use your .... people, don't brag about extra things that may or may not have happened when in private with someone. Just share that you have a nice time, you will see her again and focus on the nice things. More to come but I am asking for help with CENSOR words as well. Please report any ADVERTISEMENT posts that HINT or BLATANTLY SAY they offer PROSTITUTION RELATED EXTRAS so we can ADD to the CENSORS and protect the site. IF YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS MESSAGE GO AWAY.... Your browser settings are probably not accepting cookies. Switch to another web browser or change your settings and see if it helps. A INCOGNITO browser will probably also cause this issue as well.
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1 pointThe site is already outside of Canada But it is owned and operated in Canada Simple, do you think Mod and other CERB/EC employees should leave Canada and operate CERB outside of Canada so you aren't disappointed assuming they can get a work visa The simplest thing they could do is shut it all down. But at least Mod and everyone, they are trying to find a solution and keep CERB going RG
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1 pointYeah, I accept this change in policy is necessary. But like Jabba I look forward to that word list so I can plan my post's content to avoid the "...."s that will make it unintelligible or just torpedo my point. Thanks for the hard work maintaining the site, mod, even in the face of new law.
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