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Here's to the staff at Barbarella's, not an easy job, glad to hear the bouncers back to work.

I don't agree with that at all. I don't use my work as a way to get dates or new BFs in other words, so i'd never be considering it as a way to look for someone like that. In fact, i'd say that idea is a fairly unusual one. I sometimes think that guys have a different perspective on this that sps do, because we know that it is work, and while everyone obviously (or almost everyone) can have fun at work, the planning, scheduling, cost, and time it takes to be available to meet any client is intensive. From the time we create the ad, to the time we close the door behind them, everything is set up in a way to find that ideal client, or at least, a good match for us. So an ideal client is one who participated in the process. He actually reads the ads, and then selects a few that he thinks are offering (most of) what he's looking for at times he is available at a price he can afford without worry. he then contacts us in the way we've requested we be contacted in the ad. this tells us that he read the ad and is paying attention. because we know he can pay attention, it makes him a safer person to meet for the first time. We have a good expectation that he can not only follow directions to get here in a reasonable time, but can follow the boundaries and services that are being offered. He won't: - ask for a discount because he feels entitled or deserving or because he failed to bring the correct amount (goes back to 'listens well) - show up unreasonably early, expecting us to be ready. or show up unreasonably late without calling ahead to say he's running late. - ask for services that have already been fully explained are not available. - pry into our personal lives. - expect 'hang out' time. or think that finishing on time, within the paid for duration, is 'rushing' or clock watching. no one should expect free time, no sp should feel guilted into providing it. - forget that he is the client, and we are in the provider business, which means that we are expecting to provide the services he needs for a successful completion. We are unlikely to orgasm on command, so being disappointed in that not happening during the session, or being overly concerned or focused on that to the detriment of the preferred final outcome, can be a lot of pressure on the sp. an ideal client can relax and enjoy what happens, and be less worried about what doesn't happen An ideal client repeats. Every time a client repeats is another appointment where we assume this is someone who doesn't have to be screened, doesn't come with worries about boundary pushing or fee haggling. An ideal client keeps his mouth shut about anything that the sp doesn't make public herself. An ideal client doesn't cross the line into being besties with the sp, taking her here and there, paying for this and that, and then getting his feelings hurt because she still thinks of him as a client, not a bestie, so he then starts an online campaign of harassment, trash and bash, and outing her private personal information, name, address, and throws in the same of other people she knows that he met along the way.

Past words always comes back to haunt... http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/#/ And this is who the American people voted for? They will soon regret it along with the rest of the world.

Phoenix@Barb's! 'Nuff said... :)

Awesome new game controllers this year!!! Must get me one of these!!!

It's been a very long time since I had an experience that exceeded my expectations. Vanessa is a bright and friendly young woman in her early 20's. She has a remarkably beautiful face. One could just sit back and admire every detail. Eyes so dark you can see your reflection, lips plump and soft, smile dimples...I could go on! She has a very beautifully curved body with a tiny waist. Her skin is tight, tanned and flawless. I won't go into detail about her services and fee, but it should suffice to say that I would repeat!! A rare opportunity for those seeking that one of a kind experience with an extraordinary woman. A gfe experience I won't soon forget!!

Hello everyone . I will be returning this monday . Looking forward to all the fun we are going to have . I will be posting more info as to what my availability is like , Incall??, etc. in the next couple days Also some brand new updated pics !!! This will probably be my last blast - so to.speak . I am intending on retiring . I hope this will bring some memorable moments I can take with me . xoxo

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I eco all that NSguy says. Where is the line drawn between a review and slander? I always strive to offer the best of me, but one off day and kaput goes my rep? If it becomes like this one bored I see....I will leave. It has language that to me is degrading and disgusting and thats why I have never joined that board.

And i have less interest in a site that allows full nudes, (some) uncensored words and CL style titles and spamming, as well as negative reviews. because all that gets pushed out into the discussion area, and turns it into another freak show like other review sites. I have no confidence in anyone other than mod here to control or deal with bullying, slander and fake reviews, all of which are right now controlled due to the 'don't say anything at all' policy.

When i've talked to guys on the phone asking about this or stags (and yes, obviously they are not reading ads otherwise why would the thought that an over 40 yr old would be their best choice) i tell them the same thing: call an agency, no sp in her right mind should ever agree to go to a room with a group of guys in it all on her own. if they want to pursue this, then look for an ad that the sp is offering duos with a friend, because then they can book the two of them. and neither is on their own. i also mention if an sp does agree, then they should expect that she is being accompanied by just that kind of security already mentioned lol. i also think dancers who are also escorts would be ideal, because they can actually entertain a group of guys and also do private dances and of course as they are sps, do the extras for those who want more. with sps you don't necessarily get that entertainment / dance factor, so basically just the services. personally, if the OP is also thinking of an 'evening' , then the group should be thinking to spend thousands on each sp. i don't think any sp should even consider it for under 2000 if they are there for 4 or 5 hours maximum with 8 to 10 guys, probably should get more, of course, but just doing quick math to throw out a number

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A few of us just know intuitively that she'll return sometime in the future. ;)

Probably best way to help, as a client, is start mentioning to the managers that there aren't enough black girls at the club, and you prefer seeing a more diverse group etc. Least confrontational option and it will hopefully be taken seriously. Sadly I'm not in the best of positions to influence a change either (not running a club or working there myself) but maybe talking to other white dancers and asking for a bit of help here and there (can you give me a shift? Etc) and if any girls agree that the BGR is stupid, they can offer you the occasional shift... I mean, hopefully you'll be allowed in especially if no one else will take that slot.

As others said, the board should remain unique as is it now. The only thing I've noticed is a decline in participation on lyla since end of 2014. A lot of people have left after the board changed because of the new laws. I understand why the owners had to protect themselves but the laws have changed things with censorship of words. That was the feedback given back to me from the clients I had met from here. They wanted to read reviews that were positive but with more details given. I'm not sure how it could be done but I remember Lyla a few years ago and there was a great community spirit along with participation. If this site were to become just like the others or an "us v.s. them type of mentality then it's goodbye for me. There are other boards out there like that already and we don't need another one. We need to keep Lyla a place where everyone feels welcome.

There are already many review sites out there, most of which I choose not to participate on, but that is my preference. Although I understand that from a business perspective, there may be some short term gains from opening up the rules in terms of attracting more advertisers, I think the loss of differentiation that you have built will be a detriment to the site in the long run. The site would become just one of many voices fighting for the exact same audience. The few times I have checked out other sites, I have come across people badmouthing this site. (Normally from people who have been kicked off of this site I'm guessing.) I always shake my head at this. Why do you want this site to be exactly like the one you are on? You already have that site. What's wrong with a different option with different rules that attracts different people? Why does one format have to be 'better' than the other? What's wrong with being different? I think a lot of the ladies would be the first to leave here. Why would they stay in a place that allows people to badmouth them? I wouldn't. Once they leave, most of the discussions will revert mainly to just that. Badmouthing others. Most of the regulars here will drift away next. (Those of us who enjoy the civility of the site.) Basically you are left with building a review site almost from the ground up, as you have lost most of the traffic you have built already. In short, I think that there is room for both types of sites in this market, and this site has a leading position in 'recommendation only' segment. It would be a shame to see that thrown away to become one of the many, when it is a leader in its own segment.

So as many of you are aware lyla.com is up for sale and we do have a few interested parties. The most serious offer so far is a company outside Canada who already owns a number of similar successful boards. They will probably change this to a full on review board if they purchase it. What are your thoughts on that (I know many of you have wanted that for a long time now and we never did it for a number of reasons, it was a BIG conflict of interest with EC and we always tried to stay positive for the industry but honestly when CL and BP took off we probably should have jumped ship ourselves but held to what we thought was right and here we are selling the site a few years later). None the less, the sale is not set in stone but to help any potential buyers how about we (as a community) tell prospective buyers what we want to see here? Not sure it will help or not but I am sure it wont hurt.

I was going to post this in the DANCERS AND DEVOTEES social group, but felt it needed a larger audience. These aren't rules so much as they are guidelines. I'm going to point out a few truths (as I know them) and list some things that might make your exotic dance experience a bit better. Some of this may be a revelation and break down that barrier of fantasy. It shouldn't be. I'm about to destroy some walls with knowledge bombs. Put on your safety helmet and goggles because this is going to be a bumpy ride. I'm not trying to start a war with patrons on one side and dancers on the other, snarling at each other over twenty dollar bills. I've just seen and heard too many stories about bad things happening that could have easily been resolved or even avoided altogether with a little forethought or advance information. Some of these nuggets are things that should be obvious. Others are just things that I've found work for me. Still others are gathered from stories I've heard from other dancers. This is the most important piece of information you will read: The girls are not there to find a new boyfriend or relationship. They just aren't. They're there to make money. More specifically, they're there to earn YOUR money. Now, it isn't as crass and commercial as that, but they're at work. It isn't a sorority pillow fight where everyone gets along and they smile and giggle behind their hands coquettishly. Neither should you feel like an ATM. There is a middle ground there where civil conversation can lead to some fun for you and cash for her; an equitable arrangement. We all love the fantasy where you walk into a club and every woman in the place notices you and immediately wants you. They fight over who gets to buy you a beer and sit next to you, enraptured by your conversation and dizzy with the thought of being the one you choose to dance for them. Yeah. Sure. Look at it from her POV. She got to work at 11:30 and had to dance for an empty club. Then one guy came in and sat alone in the back, nursing a beer. He could use a shower and a shave. He's 10/20/30/40/+ years older than she. Her feet hurt from those stupid shoes and she's cold because the heating isn't keeping up with the weather. She goes to talk to him, hoping that he doesn't smell like beef and cheese and might give her 3 dances. She doesn't have a lot of hope, but has to pay her DJ fee. Please make an effort. Sure, sometimes you make a quick decision to stop in and have a beer and see some titties and your personal hygiene may not be at its peak. At least be polite, respectful, and a little bit interesting. Don't make her do all the work. Don't play games. Don't try to manipulate the girls socially or moralistically, through blackmail or coercion, or in any other way to try to gain advantage. This is real life and that's a real person you're talking to, with real feelings and real problems of her own. Don't try to negotiate with her. You're creating a disruptive scenario that affects everyone around you: the other dancers and patrons. You know the price. Pay the price. You came in to get a beer and a lap dance. Open your wallet and those things will just fall right out. It is bad form to waste anyone's time. If a dancer asks to sit with you, she is not offering to start a conversation because she's bored. She wants to create a short-term bond so that you'll hopefully feel like spending money on her. Even if it ends up being guilt for wasting so much of her time, her goal is to get you in the back room. It's better for everyone if that starts off on a good note. If you don't have any money to spend on her, or she isn't your type, or you're waiting for someone specific, or you just want to be alone ... let her know up front. She may decide to spend time with you anyway, banking that time for the next night you drop in. I like to tell a dancer up front if I DO plan to spend money on her. It makes conversation much easier. If I'm taking too long, she will find it easier to push me into the back. If you spend an hour chatting up a girl and then tell her that you have to go or don't want to spend on her right now, you may have just cost her a hundred dollars from another patron. Don't be a dick. Okay, you might not know that up front and that's fair. Let her know if you can. You are certainly welcome to sit at your table and pay too much for drinks and watch the ladies dance without paying a single one of them for anything. Nobody likes it, though. You've created a NO FLY zone around your table that may affect other patrons. It's certainly possible to make friends with dancers. They are a captive and very motivated audience. They have incentive to agree with you and carry on a civil conversation. They want you to think that they want to be your friend. In some cases, this means lying or ignoring truths. They may care nothing about sports or your new car or your failing marriage. Their profession is to be friendly, and sometimes compromises are made to achieve that end. However, if you are honest and show interest in your companion's views and look them in the goddamn eyes once in a while and are a decent human being, you can certainly make friends. Probably not the kind of friends who will help you move, but at least you'll get an honest smile out of them when they see you. This isn't always the case, but it is certainly possible. Lord knows I've had some awful conversations with people I just know socially and put up with them for my own reasons. STRIPPERS ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE! I know that's hard to accept. They exist outside the club. They have lives that don't include you. In fact, they probably don't even think about you until the next time they see you. They don't sit at home thinking about how to please you or wondering what you're doing right now. I know that this will shatter some illusions, but the truth is a bitter pill to swallow. Take 5 minutes and think about it. They have family, rent, car payments, friends, responsibilities, interests, loves, hates, and everything else that you do. They don't evaporate in a puff of smoke the second you leave. Some guys get completely obsessed with a particular dancer, and that's great for her because he is going to go out of his way to spend money on her. The problem is that he will monopolize that girl completely if they are both in the club, being so jealous that he can't stand to see her with anyone else. This is unhealthy. If he thinks she's faithful to him after he walks out the door, there's a shock coming. Don't be that guy. I have a few regulars who like to spend time with me, just talking. I used to be a dancer, so I'm trained to scan the room. If I spot a guy in her rearview who is scoping her hard, I'll let her know. He may be a new client or another regular. She'll invariably get up to walk the floor and see if he's worthy of her time. Most of the time I lose a pretty companion for a while, but she'll be back or another one will come along. If you're friendly and personable, it isn't any trouble at all to attract someone to your table. Smile, for Christ's sake. Most of the time, that's all it takes to get a pretty young thing to come over. Show a little interest. Or, you know, get up and ask her. Do you feel bad because you've been rejected by women a lot? Like, you've asked 10 women on dates and they all said no? Multiply that by 10x EVERY DAY, and you'll begin to understand what it's like to dance for a living. Sure, they're all extremely attractive and you feel that they shouldn't feel as bad about it as you do, but the fact is that rejection is a huge part of being a dancer. Be kind, and mindful of the girls at work. If she says no, she means no. Not a playful yes. Not maybe. Hard no. That means stop. Stop doing what you're doing, whether it's trying to cajole her into a dance when she really doesn't want to, or doing something that she really feels uncomfortable with. If you're the kind of guy who doesn't accept no as no, you're a terrible human being and you must be stopped. Let's have the ugly talk. Some girls perform what are called 'extras'. I don't want to talk about that, because it's against the club rules and against the law (and I have no experience with it). If you go into a club and EXPECT a dancer to give this level of service, you're looking for trouble. It can be a real insult to ask for something that they won't (and lets face it, SHOULDN'T) do. I can't blame them. Don't expect to get ANY level of service after that. You may get blackballed for the rest of your stay, or longer. There is a place for that, and it isn't a strip club. I like to get the most for my money no matter where I go, no matter what I do. The same is true at a peeler bar. However, there are certain things to keep in mind. The waitress/barkeep/shooter girl wants a tip. Yes, you're paying a lot for your drinks already. Tip your server well and they'll remember you. Not everything can be measured by an immediate return on investment. When you walk into the club and the waitress remembers you and comes over with your drink without you asking, you're saving time. Most girls won't approach until you at least have a drink in front of you. I don't believe in tipping. I believe in OVERtipping. I try to give a decent amount every time I order. I also believe in over counting of songs. Was that 5? Yes? I counted 6. Not always, but I'm generous like that some days. Whatever you want to call it, it isn't getting the most for your money. However, that shouldn't be the only way you measure your fun. If you manage to convince a girl to spend some time in private with you, show her some basic respect. Sure, she is likely going to get completely naked for you very soon, but you're not an animal. I'd say to treat her like your sister, but that seems wrong somehow. You know the rules. You know what is allowed and what isn't. If not, ask for a refresher. If I'm with a lady I don't know yet, I like to inform her that I obey the club rules. This is a sure sign of respect and helps to build trust. Whatever happens after that is between you two (or three, or more). I'm not going to police how you behave. I will tell you that every girl I know trusts and respects me because of my behaviour. They're GLAD to see me. You don't have to get it all done in one song. If you do, you probably won't be approached or accepted again. Remember, just because you wave money at them doesn't mean that they have to take it. Don't get upset if the dancer you are with doesn't perform to your particular desires. She may move slowly, or quickly. She may not want to kiss you. She may not rub your little man through your slacks. She may not remove her panties for a number of reasons. Nothing in life is guaranteed. If you have a question or concern, mention it to her. If that doesn't change anything, you are free to curtail your activities, pay for your time and try again with someone else. Don't throw a fit. Don't scream. Don't refuse to pay. Don't be a dick. Drinks don't pay the rent. Having to take your clothes off in front of a room of relative strangers might require a little liquid courage to get you going. However, if all you plan to do is talk to a girl and buy her drinks all night, she's going home from work drunk, and broke. Offer to buy her a drink or a shot (or two) if you're having a good time, but for god's sake take the poor girl to the champagne room and spend some money on her ass. You can always keep a record of your activities. That way you'd have a better way to keep track of which girls you felt you had the best experience with. It's a bit embarassing to have a conversation with a young woman who seems to know everything about you, who you can't remember. It's actually an interesting conversation tool to have to pull out your notebook/phone and check your notes. A dancer, like anyone else, may have a particular type of person that they like. It may not be you. Remember that they have to be friendly with just about anyone who comes through the door. 18 years old, or 88 years old. Fat, slim, short, tall, beardy, moustached, bald, long hair, ugly, baby-faced, manly-kilt or just regular-Nancy-boy-pants wearing. The odds are against her dreaming about making passionate love to you, but she will likely be friendly enough for your needs at the moment. Just go into the exchange with your eyes open and your chance of happiness will be much higher. And to the ladies, I'm sorry if this ruined a few crushes, but it may reduce the number of creepy encounters.

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It is probably no coincidence when I look back that my last post on here was on election day in the United States. Yes I am Canadian but the result of that election put me into a tailspin. Today I have to dump this off of my shoulders even if only for me and if not a single person reads it or replies. My personal therapy. Where to start. The election result itself is very distressing. I know that many people did not bother to vote and I know that Hillary won the popular vote by close to 3 000 000 but I also know that millions upon millions of our American neighbors did vote for him. Whether it was because of desperate financial situations, or it was a total disgust with the political norm and politicians or that many people are or can just ignore misogynist and racist behavior or who knows what, millions of people consciously chose Donald Trump. As months have gone by since his election and now only days have gone by since his inauguration, my profound concerns about the United States and Canada and the world grow. They say that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing but I am a very amateur historian with my primary interest being that of the rise of Hitler and Fascism in the 1930's. I know, I know, so may are saying that this is different. Well I hope that you are correct. Never again? Well, here we are. Lies repeated so often that they become truth, suppression of the press, selecting a group for the people to focus their hatred on, nationalism in the sense of everybody has done wrong by us, insulting other nations, sending refugees back home and on and on there are so many similarities. Fascism by any name. Prime Minister Trudeau has been one of the first world leaders to stand up for human dignity. I know that we cannot save everyone, we can't, but we can at least say that we will do what we can. We will not say the hell with them as the Americans have done. His father when he was Prime Minister had the quote about sleeping beside an elephant. It was true then and equally true now, but regardless I believe that Prime Minister Trudeau should not visit Washington nor invite Mr. Trump here. If Trump visits I will be there with my sign. In Canada we did good. Harper is gone and was sent packing with his tail between his legs. It's looking like the Conservatives are going to replace him with our own Trump, our own extreme right wing evangelical with Kelly Leitch or Kevin, O'leary. I hope not but if we do, remember that at the next election. Back to the initial topic. Where will things go from here? Isn't it crazy or ironic that for the first time ever an elected politician is doing exactly what he promised to do. Having Steve Bannon in the White House while removing the military and intelligence agencies from the inner circle cannot end well. The question is ultimately and I fear sooner rather than later, whether American police and troops will fire on their own people or not. I can see their own Tienanmen Square. In Trumps words, "Sad." To end on a really positive note, I felt really good the day after the inauguration with the women's marches not only all across the United States but all over the world. May all of this be wrong, but i am fearful. See you in Ottawa with your signs. It's good to back. MN2

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I second all of IrwinX's recommendations. Addictive Barbie, Ms. Manda, Kylie Jane and Charlotte are tops in my books.

Her "tagline" on her CERB profile reads, "sensual, smart, sweet and naughty", and while it's certainly accurate it is perhaps also far too modest a description. This is my first review on CERB--despite being a member for years, I didn't feel that any of my previous excursions warranted a review. Not that they were bad, but nothing that knocked my socks off. Then I met Amber. I saw her ad on backpage and was immediately impressed by her attractive photo introduction, a confident and no-nonsense writing style, which gave me very clear expectations of what I could expect--and even with those lofty expectations she exceeded them. The location was within convenient distance to downtown, she greeted me at the door with a warm smile and offered a hand held guided tour of the meticulously clean apartment which concluded with us slipping into the bedroom for a memorable hour... and which if time allowed could easily have been all afternoon. I felt an immediate connection with her, she was responsive, playful, and everything she said she would be ... smart? Evidently so. Sweet? As apple pie. Sensual? Abundantly. Naughty? To the perfect degree. I would add another word, "stunningly beautiful" and while that could easily describe her looks -- it's really about praising the whole package. She is radiant and a delight, and so much more... if you're reading this Amber, thanks for a wonderful hour spent in your company, I certainly look forward to more.

Another big fan of the lovely Megan. I had the chance to spend some (very high) quality time with her yesterday, and I'll absolutely be continuing in the future. She's a lovely young lady, very enjoyable to watch on stage, and chatting with her tableside is fun and engaging. In the champagne room, she does a wonderful show, and as far as I'm concerned she can twirl around me forever. I guarantee you won't regret any time you spend with her!

Disturbing to hear that a member of Barb's staff was seriously wounded outside the club (apparently trying to deal with a situation that started inside) last night (1/31). It's always very upsetting to hear of this kind of violent incident. http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/two-men-wounded-in-separate-downtown-vanier-stabbings

I agree, too bad Adele has left Ottawa, she had a great bum to see.

I love that you think of us as your friends!

An ideal client is similar to a nice dream...a nice peaceful sleep being equivalent to having a good flow with a client where conversations or intimacy is not awkward, demeaning or troublesome in any way. Just like you wouldn't want to wake up out of a nightmare in a panic or upset. Having a nice dream, you almost don't want to wake up but know at some point it will end. Being awake, you will long to have that same dream again at some point. If they actually put me in a great mood during and after they leave, they are aces in my books. That says it all. If I find I have to mentally psyche myself up to see them because of their attitude towards me over time, I stop seeing them. Some SP -client relationships can eventually run their course. If I have a few less clients and instead have great quality clients, it leaves me in the mental head space to attract more great clients if I'm feeling great. I quickly get rid of the presumptuous, condescending fools who think they know who you are after a few visits and because they are paying you, they can give you unsolicited advice, make backhanded insults or treat you like a toy. I was told not too long ago that SPs should be spending more time with their families because we don't do much other than work. Ha! You are the weakest link...goodbye!

She doesn't really post ads but I'd give her a text. She's looking for regulars usually.

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To put a fine point on this topic, what we're really talking about is race profiling. That's really dangerous material for discussion. EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE. I'm not a moderator, nor any kind of influential voice here. Still, I'm going to ask that we keep in mind to keep our conversation civil. Take a few deep, calming breaths before hitting that submit button. The BGR is a real thing. I also happen to believe it is a real problem. We've been posting about how much we disagree with it, that it shouldn't exist, and how to possibly use it since it does. Maybe we should try to actually DO something about it. We've (I've) heard from those affected by it and how it impacts their ability to work. It suddenly occurs to me (duh) that posting something here on a fairly obscure message board isn't going to do diddly squat to fix anything. We're just slapping each other on the back for being morally upright. The people who are actually affected by the BGR won't be able to convince anyone to change it for the very reason that it exists. If you are a patron of a club where this rule is in effect, talk to the manager or the owner and see if you can get it struck down. I have no idea if that will be effective, or change anyone's mind. You won't know until you try. One easy and fairly anonymous way might be to call the club and ask if they have a Black Girl Rule for scheduling. If they say yes, tell them that you'll start coming back again when they don't. Repeat. Boycotting is meaningless if nobody knows why. Deep, calming breath ...

With Trump's lack of diplomacy, you can be certain this will ignite a war. He makes cowboy George W. Bush look like a choir boy. He was an idiot but at least his family had an extensive history in politics with experience to boot. This current clown has none. The fact that he has already begun to deliver on what he promised he would do such as eliminating NAFTA and his immigration ban, you know his ego has something to prove. This isn't about what's good for the United States but what's good for his idea of control and power. Running a country isn't like real estate deals. Of course, his immigration ban doesn't include countries he does business with. His arrogance will eventually trip him up. It always does with narcissists. My prediction is it will be something to do with his businesses, therefore setting in motion the ability to impeach him.

This is the only Canadian escort recommendation site I feel comfortable and safe on. That is both clean and respectful of everyone. If the future owners change the current friendly atmosphere of the site, I will probably drop out completely from following and participating in the hobby. This is the only social media type site I have ever stuck with --- that is saying a lot. I am still hopeful that the liberal government will correct the last government's blunder regarding this profession.

My best would be like my first: he was on a business trip and staying at a nice hotel. He was courteous during our texting, did not haggle, and had a pleasant sense of humor. Before my visit he went for a swim and hot tub, so when I arrived he was clean and relaxed. He gave me my donation right away, we had a nice chat and took our time. He acted like we were pals and he was enthusiastic, appreciative, very respectful and conscientious of my well being. And he was... skilled :)

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Thanks for your input "Kilt Boy". It should be fair. They should have a handful of blacks with a handful of whites or make it equal ratios. I think every guy has his own preferences and some don't even see colour as a factor. How does the club decide what their patrons will like when we all don't like the same things? The idea that they think "white males" only like "white females" is so dumb. Because I could personally tell you how many "white males" have crowned me as their goddess. I don't see colour, I think we're all beautiful people. Plus, most people come to a club to have what they don't have at home. Example, I've noticed most black men will come for a white dancer. Ugh I hate referring to people as colours.

Truly, a new legend at Barb's.

One girl at a party in the middle of nowhere with a group of partying guys sounds like a tall request. I suspect it will be hard to find a girl who will agree to this if it is not a client she already knows and trusts. Maybe I'm wrong. Who knows? I just think that it will be hard to convince someone that you can guarantee her safety in this situation if you have not already established a relationship of trust with her.

I'll take your advice KB. She can put together a great look.