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on the reco of Cato I stopped by Barbs a couple weeks back. Pretty quiet in a wed night but lots of choice. I was corralled by Chrissy who said she was from out of town. i think she's at Barefax now. We had a quite a few laughs and she gives nice private dances in CR. Thanks for the advice Cato

Lovely women on show this afternoon, with not so many customers. Kitty, Sammy, Bridgette, Harley, Brandi, and a few others I didn't recognize, one going by the name of Seven.

You have many amazing choices available locally. I just wanted to say I think it's amazing you are taking this step and grabbing your life and making it into more than it was. Being a virgin is NOT anything to be self conscious about and is a viable choice for some. Wishing you many pleasures and fun in your exploration. Make it great! *muah*

Ok... I recently joked to my favourite lady about going to Paris, for a day trip... and a couple weeks later she suggested it for our next date... she suggested Paris... so this week, we did it. Its a cute town... Stopped in at a cute hotel in the middle of town. Had dinner over looking the Grand River. Not Eiffel Towers, but no worries, I brought a picture of the Eiffel Tower with us. Anyway so from now on... quoting one of my favourite lines from one of my favourite movies, Casablanca, we can now say... "We'll always have Paris." And for my choice of song... a song from that classic movie...

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I know she has reviews on here and I know she is a member. That's exactly why I went to see her. U know how u get all excited mixed up with nervousness before u finally go see the lady. But when u get there, no more communications, u wait and think maybe she just need a few more minutes but after u called 5 times and she picked up one of the calls but only music playing on the other side. When this happened, it really leaves nothing but sourness, and if ur reading this I am trying to help u avoid this feeling with this specific girl. We talked last week and agreed to meet last Sunday night but then when Sunday came no more replies. Last night she txted me, great, I showered, went to the bank and drove 30 min to her motel. I txted her before I left and when I was on my way, but when I got there 4 mins before our set time 9pm, u know the rest. I went on backpage again and found that 20 mins before our arranged meeting time she posted on backpage again, there were a couple of people seemingly talking about and watching me while I was waiting. I had high hopes, but this is what happened. And the exact same situation happnened not once, but twice. First time was two weeks ago. Anyone who opened this link thinking "how can she be..." I know exactly how you feel, maybe u would have gone back the second time like me, and thats what this post is all about. I doubt she had any bad intentions, even tho it's hard to convince myself. Oh, she replied an hr later "hey sweetie", and then "Sorry I was waiting for u..." right after my countless "I'm here", "u need a few minutes?" and 5 calls. Ya, she gave me this bs the first time too lol I asked for the room number to come by, no more reply and that's the end of the story. Judge for yourself, I still wanna believe she is a good girl. http://halifax.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/your-favorite-blonde-barbie-doll-forget-her-pick-me-specials-438-794-0567/2546210

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I will add my nickle. This is one of the only Canadian boards in which I remain active and have contributed recommendations. Sure I lurk the other boards for information occasionally and I have even registered, but I rarely post. The difference here is the sense of community which encourages SP, MA and Stripper input without fear of retribution ( well most of the time anyway). I think changes that might tend to mirror other review boards will break up the LYLA (CERB) community we have all enjoyed.

Hello everyone . I will be returning this monday . Looking forward to all the fun we are going to have . I will be posting more info as to what my availability is like , Incall??, etc. in the next couple days Also some brand new updated pics !!! This will probably be my last blast - so to.speak . I am intending on retiring . I hope this will bring some memorable moments I can take with me . xoxo

I checked it out...I showed up and it wasn't the girl in the pics. But I did know her. I saw her before and it wasn't a good experience. Not because she wasn't nice or attractive, but because you coupd tell she didn't want to be there. Like she was there because she had to be. After that I answer a couple Different ads, different pics and it was her both times so I'd just leave. Only commonality in the ads was that they all said "bedford hotel". It was a different hotel each time. So this would be the 3rd time since our first encounter that it ended up being her. So her or her pimps mo is to keep putting up different ads for the same person. There is another ad below hers today that says bedford hotel. Same age. Wonder if that's her as well? Actually I believe she has 3 ads up. Hayley, cece, and possibly prettiest Barbie.

I don't think age is something to be proud of. It's not like you're in control of the unending, inevitable march of time. I think it's not that different from thinking all blond people should be proud of being blond. It's not an accomplishment, people were just born that way (or paid a few bucks to change it). That being said, you can't even claim all older folks are mature. Many older folks are still quite immature. Plus, add on that many people define maturity differently.

I have been seeing some regulars for the last 6 years ! :) I have built some amazing friends and connections !

There was some good feedback on the other site. I had not seen her as of yet due to some unexpected financial stuff. She is apparently super friendly and very accommodating and her rates are very affordable.. From what i was told if you only prefer petite girls she is not for you...

So did you ever end up seeing her?

Look, the majority of reputable providers are just as concerned about their health as you are of yours. I'd posit that hobbying is safer than picking up at bars, dating sites, grocery stores, whatever. Getting HIV from oarl sex, whether giving or receiving, is minimal; trust me, I've been doing this for 25 years and every time I go to the STD clinic I come up clean, even for minor bacterial things. I've been eating professional pssuy from the very beginning.

You should definitely try Malika Fantasy! I believe she will be in Ottawa in a few weeks and the word is she has no gag reflex. A true pro. Meow. ;) malika-fantasy.com :bjs:

a turnoff for me is arriving and find that the SP or MA is either high as a kite, or drunk as a skunk. might just be me, but I don't find it professional to be doing that when your providing a service.

Turn offs? Not many. At my age, I am always pleasantly surprised that a woman will not throw up when we are naked in the same room. These are more general observations than anything else. If there is any advice I can pass along, these would be a few things that I would suggest: 1. Time: Hobbyists are consistently reminded that they are not compensating a provider for a specific service, they are compensating her for her time. Keeping that in mind, the idea of "shoot and scoot" just doesn't fly. A two hour appointment should last two hours unless the hobbyist leaves early at HIS discretion, unless of course he has been a total dickhead. If he has been a dickhead, you have the right to kill him and dissolve his body in the bathtub. 2. Punctuality: These days, everybody has time pressures. As much frustration as it is for a provider when a client is late, it is equally as frustrating when a provider shows up late. Life happens. We all make mistakes. We all get delayed. Just remember, when things start on time, everyone is a lot more relaxed and happy. 3. Social Media Interaction: This is a biggie for me. Whether you are writing here on CERB, on Twitter or on a subscribed Blog, your words are a window into your provider personna. The most beautiful person becomes ugly if they express themselves in a hateful manner. It cuts both ways. Some providers use what we say here as a screening tool - they don't want to deal with assholes and misogynists. Keeping that in mind, we won't see you if you have shown that you don't respect us. We won't see you if you are mean spirited. We won't see you if you twist our words against us. Food for thought. 4. Live rabid monkeys: Don't have them in your incall. They are intimidating. 5. Divided Attention: Everybody has a life. Sometimes we have stuff on our minds that we can't shake. The mark of a true professional in ANY line of work is to put that stuff on a mental shelf and get through the day. It's especially true here, where intimacy is so much harder to achieve when a provider's mind is obviously elsewhere. 6. Unnecessary commentary: Eeeeek. This is a tough one. Have you ever been in an intimate moment that has an undertone of soft and romantic when all of a sudden the badly delivered porn movie dialogue starts? I'm getting the shivers of discomfort just thinking about it. Ohhhhh... and please. Don't speak if your mouth is full... mid BJ commentary is kind of a boner killer. 7. Turkey Bacon: Only if every pig on the planet has died of a horrific flesh eating disease will turkey bacon be acceptable. 8: Outside communication: Turn off your cell phone. Do it. Now. Unless you have a friend or family member that is dying, your attention is with me. I've ended two encounters early because the provider was constantly checking her messages. In virtually EVERY other business, that kind of behaviour would merit discipline or termination. It's a disservice to your professionalism if you can't give me our time. The person on the other end of the line is NOT paying you now. I am. 9: Talking badly about other providers: This is tough. It's a very competitive business. Like many other hobbyists, I don't necessarily provide reviews or recommendations for the majority of providers with whom I have spent my time. Keeping that in mind, you have no idea of the nature of my relationship with nearly any other provider. I may absolutely adore a provider that you have just torn a verbal strip from... and that really doesn't help your cause. 10: Just another client: The biggest mistake any provider can make is to treat a client like "just another client." I have chosen you because you represent something desirable. I have brought my hard earned cash with me because I think you are special. I sought you out because I think you are going to be wonderful to and with me. Treat me like more than a donation envelope. Act as if you want to be with me. Make me feel like you want ME. The best providers (and we have so many great ones) know that the encounter is so much more than an intermingling of moistened body parts. They understand that the fantasy is passion and desire. If you want hobbyists to respect the fact that you are so much more than just a series of desirable body parts, treat HIM like more than a penis with an envelope. Jeebus. I was on a roll there.

I have been fortunate to meet some great ladies. And also for me the 'connection' is important so if I feel we've had a good time together...I'm often a repeat customer. But a couple things in my experience would fall into the 'turn off' category. 1. Obviously 'No Shows'. Yeh it happens to guys too. I've had it happen a couple of times. And I've always left the benefit of the doubt, provided the lady with opportunity to explain/apologize....and nothing. 2. 'Over the Top' It can be in talk, attitude, or looks. I know this gets to be personal choices but my preferences are just down to earth, respectful, and classy ladies. I like having real conversations. For me my dates go way better when we connect on various levels as well as physical. I've learned to look at ads better and communicate more openly with prospective dates. I remember meeting up with a lady at an agreed location (my 5 star hotel had card key) and although her ads/pics described a 'down to earth' 'classy' woman, she was wearing knee high stripper boots, a short mini skirt, and furry coat and lots of make-up. I know I could have been more specific. Walking through the lobby, past reception, concierge and the lounge was quite the scene. I'm sure some guys like this...but at least for me - just be yourselves. Thanks for the chance to comment and again the majority of ladies who read this are AAA....already absolutely adorable. Cub

I love this thread:) I don't need to shield myself from emotional attachment as it just isn't possible. I'm not sure why or how, it's just the way it is. I do this because I love having sex with strange men, lol, men that I don't know well I mean;) If I became emotionally attached that would stop and so would my desire. I guess that's why I can honestly do this without acting, being unscripted. I have had men that I prefer over others, that have been very hot encounters but the excitement of meeting a "new" man is just as hot.

Having to lie about what I do and where I am to members of my family and other people in my life and community, and the fact that the ones who DO know have to uphold that lie also :( I guess this goes back to judgements that are placed on other people, as that's the whole reason for the lies... Sigh.

The "L" word!! I smile and continue whatever may be going on. I find it is usually a slip of the tongue and they either continue or apologize and that is that. I will see them again. In the case of someone saying the "L" word and becomes stalkerish, infactuated and crosses the boundries, I will decline any further contact and encounters with them.