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This may be said in jest so sorry if I misread, but in case it isn't: It is unlikely a provider will physically be unable to eat if you cancel, but you have to understand YOU are providing the income. She's not paid hourly. There's no business to pay her. As well, you just ruined a chunk of her time that she can now no longer use for appointments unless maybe she miraculously gets a last minute call... but that's rare, so assume what you did was rip away her income for that day and then make it difficult to make back that money. As well... providers charge high rates as this is a luxury service. It does not mean she's getting 10+ guys a day and a freaking millionaire. It could mean she's getting maybe one a day and living off essentially minimum wage. Who knows, and who cares... but the point is if you cancel, yes, you are hurting her financially... in more ways than just your missing payment. Sadly too many gents do not understand this and throw hissy fits when asked for cancellation fees- sometimes shit happens and girls will let it slide but empathy should be felt if a girl asks for a cancellation fee. Many business make you pay them, so I find it odd the entitlement felt ESPECIALLY in this business. :/ And thanks to all the gents that do understand this conundrum and either cancel with enough time for the girl to replace your appointment, or pay a fee if it's too last minute. Y'all make the world go round. :)

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

Anyone recognize or had experience with this visiting SP? A few messages with her only garnered very generic responses. First contact (good morning) got back rates and location Second message got back yes Third message got back 1 word duration of her visit to the city. Guess I expected a little more personalization in the response. Her body is almost too good to be true, but I'm hoping it's not.. http://halifax.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/d%CA%80%C9%9Ba%CA%8D-gi%CA%80%CA%9F-best-duo-intown-1000-real-s%D6%85f%D5%A5-b%D6%85%D6%85%D5%A5%D5%BE-h%D6%85%D5%B2%D2%BD%D5%BE-p%D6%85%D5%A5-pe%D1%82/2727483

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i completely agree.

Exactly! I have never been so sick of abrevations and such as Ibam these days! I find myself telling ppl mire and more " This is not Swiss Chalet" nor am I a buffet! I no longer will answer these questions. If you want to know what I offer come and meet me, and shall see. Play by play action is in NO WAY a natural flow. Back to the OP.. The term spinner. Well I am slender etc.. But much to tall for a real spinner description...so does that now mean I am a " tall spinner" lol. Makes no scence to me just as smaller bbw.

The term "small BBW" looks really senseless if you consider it literally. But from my observations, the abbreviation "BBW" lost its direct meaning ("Big Beautiful Woman") and it is used more as a definition of body type - something completely opposite to "spinner". So, "small BBW" is someone who is not really big or tall but who has really curvy feminine body type. It is widely used in this sense.

hello jasontrent, the advice you got from blowinsmoke is very accurate. Some of us advertise on multiple sites, such as cl, bp and many others. Reputable girls will have a website you will be able to peruse, so that you can get a general 'feel' on if you think that person suits your needs. A great way to find out if pictures are real is to put them through tineye. Multiple hits may come up, but in that, look to see if the ads are consistent (like I said, some of us post in multiple groups/forums), if there are differences in age, many different phone numbers, the person is in europe and posting here, chances are it could be fake. Another great resource is Cowboy Kennys diary. If its a faker, they will be found out and listed on there :-) Go through ads, check websites (if there is one), contact in the manner asked for. Make sure she is within your budget. Not everyone has reviews, I for one ask not to be reviewed without my permission, as everyones experience with me is going to be different from the next person. There are lots of wonderful local ladies and traveling ones, do your homework and you will have a fabulous time.

Even though her face is blurred out, her hairstyle and body strongly resemble (the highly regarded) Sexy Jenny. Perhaps a name change?

I now offer a 80$ basic massage rate. This will allow you and I to meet and you will experience my finnese and quality massage that you've have always wanted to experience! But it also allows you to choose as little as you like or as much! You can choose your add on services before you arrive or we can go with the flow and see where it takes us. I do hope this will be the end of continuous back and forth and play by play, minute by minute enquiry. Now you can feel confident to visit and pay a basic rate, enjoy your massage and we can discuss together how we shall move forward. Here is my Spa add on services. ENTRANCE/MASSAGE RATE: $80.00 PICK ONE OR ALL ADD ON SERVICES: Topless: $20.00 Full Nude: $40.00 ( top and bottom) Hot stones $20.00 Tantric Touch: $40.00 Bedroom Cuddles ( 30 min duration): $100.00 Jacuzzi: 40.00 Each additional 30 min : $60.00 I am hoping this has the versatility to allow everyone with different wants/needs and budgets to enjoy all that I offer! I book Monday to Friday. If you require a Saturday booking you will need to pre arrange it before Thursday and secure it with a small fee via E-transfer. I prefer if you txt me first, then we will voice chat to arrange a time together. SEE YOU SOON! 506 261 7313

Hey I'm Jessica... New to Saint John but here for awhile... Will be planning a visit to Moncton soon as well, where I worked last year under the alias, Julia. Looking forward to hearing from you all... Xoxo 5068013221

I saw her about 10 months ago. Legit and fun!

I contacted this MA and asked about kissing. She said it's ok but to my surprise once I arrived and the session started she said no tongue. I Was disappointed, I was under impression kissing means tongue use.

Well, I certainly feel less special now.

There were 2 male, 2 female officers. I was chatting with the boys. Not that it makes any difference. I'll chat up anyone.

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I tried t book a date.. got the following reply. When I declined she started telling me that I don't have a clue how things work... Candy Playboy <[email protected]> Feb 15 (2 days ago) ok now just need to know what kind of car you drive and the color please because im going to have to get in to get your donation from you i dont like to ask for it if you can just have it all in an envelop please i will bring my cell phone and purse to leave with you beacause my friend wants me to just give it to her takes me only like 2 mins tops not even she doesnt meet you and you dont meet her its very discreet shes actually mybabysitter to and will be doing that while i make calls at her place which it will only be me and you no worries

I'd guess that it was your general amiability and chattiness that led the peace officers to infer that you might be a staff member. As you noted, at least some patrons have a slightly less open and positive attitude when municipal employees arrive on the scene.

I had gone in for lunch on Valentine's Day (above) and just as soon as my beer and plate arrived, 4 police officers came in. I have no idea what for, they didn't range around the place much further than the buffet. A couple of guys who hadn't ordered yet just got up and left. I've never understood that reaction. I took my plate over and started to fill it up from the buffet and a couple of the officers asked me about the food quality and variety. I gave honest answers and chatted with them as I would anyone else. They asked if I worked there. Is it a compliment that the police find you so comfortable in a place of business that they assume you work there? Anyway, they left soon after that and we few left went back to what we'd been doing before. Hey, I like cops! I'm glad to see them show up once in a while.

Kilt Girl! :)

Kissing is a MAJOR turn on for me when the chemistry is there! I make my heart pound and my "junior" extra stiff. Then I don't want a massage anymore...I want what my raw animal instincts are telling me to do at a genetic level...in essence ensuring the survival of the human race!

I would like to share my personal experience with an MA who did not allow kissing on the lips and intimate areas. The trickiest part is that I asked her during the duo shower but my polite question wasn't explicitly answered. My first thought was that she was rather shy. As I attempted to kiss her gently, she would turn her cheek and her body. I took this as a no and I accepted it wholeheartedly. I felt a dilemma in her as she valued me as a good and gentle client. At the same time, she probably didn't want to "lose" me too soon. I read her mind to find out that she was hoping that I would still enjoy to receive some of her other`skills' during the session. This turns out to be very true! I put a serious thought and I decided to let her know how much I appreciated her. As I had the opportunity while she was massaging me in front, what I actually did was performing some light gentle kissing on her neck and shoulder (pecking) while making long inhale of deep breath like you were enjoying the smell of her body. Then, I brought my lips closer to her chin (don't kiss) while giving her another slow and long inhale. The next move is the most critical. I gradually moved my nose slowly to her lower lips and to the angle part and again, making a sensual slow inhale as long as you want (be careful not to touch your lips on hers). She seemed to enjoy what I did to her. I sensed that she felt more comfortable to know that I was respecting her boundary. She reacted to this by voluntarily open her mouth a little with a heavy breathing which allowed me to smell her entire lips and mouth with my lips closed. I loved the smell of her lips and mouth which was warm and moist. And these fun moments continued with a periodic soft moanings and whispering compliments. I can assure you that this experience is equally tantalizing. The best part, she gave me a wonderful compliment that I was one of her best "boyfriend" whom she have ever met. That was really sweet and lovely! Having this unique experience will definitely make me want to repeat with her again.

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