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TOFTT is not the easiest path for a hobbyist! Nikki, this angel of a woman, has helped to make up for the unpleasant experiences I have encountered. She has the tools, the looks and the mindset to become an established and elite provider. Nikki doesn't just have the power to seduce any man in her presence. She has the power to happily sedate any man in her presence. I saw her ad late Friday afternoon, contemplated for a while and decided to contact her after dinner. Around 9 pm I sent her a message in order to try and arrange to see her during the day on Saturday. Often, when trying to book on a later day with a fairly new provider you have never met before, you do not get a response. Not Nikki, she quickly responded with information on her rates and asking what time I would like to come see her in case she needed to set an alarm in order to be ready for me. This was my first clue that I was on the right path. I informed her to not set an alarm, enjoy her sleep and to contact me tomorrow. She replied with, "Thanks, I'll send you a message when I wake up." Needless to say what I thought of when I went to bed and when I woke in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. After being up for a couple of hours and anxiously awaiting her message, I was happy when my phone finally beeped. The message read, " I'm awake now. I'm going to eat, workout and shower. Ready in about 2 hours?" This was my second clue that I was on the right path. I informed her that all was well and I then prepared for my visit with Nikki. When I pulled up to a brand new building I contacted her so she could inform me on how to get into the building and find her door. (This is the most nervous time when TOFTT. You never know what will be on the other side of the door.) When the door opened, my instant thought was, "Wow!" Standing there in front of me was this beautiful woman with a beautiful face wearing a short black silk housecoat with black thigh-high stockings, I was impressed! This was my third clue that I was on the right path. We said hello, quickly hugged and I took off my coat. The apartment seemed new and very clean when I walked to the living room and sat down beside her. We chatted for a few minutes and I quickly felt at ease. She noticed this, and at one point when our eyes made contact, we both leaned in for what was a really great kiss. She stood up, grabbed my hand and led me to the bedroom. ???????????????????? Her touch and passion is next-level. We chatted for a short while about this and that and it was then that I realized I would have to see her again. It wasn't long before... ???????????????????? Oh what a marvelous path I chose! We both enjoyed each other very much. Talking with her afterwards came easy, like we were already friends and the conversation just flowed with ease. When I mentally realized that my hour had surely passed, I suggested I should get ready to leave. While at the door she kissed and hugged me goodbye and we agreed to see each other again. When TOFTT, you encounter those you know you will never see again. Sometimes you encounter those you know you would see again. So rarely do these happen, this time it did, when you encounter someone you "know" you will see again. Be kind with this unique special woman. Believe me now, thank me later! Gentlemen you already know what you need to do for yourselves, I won't even say it... It has been at least two years since I last discovered such a magnificent woman. I was so happy with the entire experience and that I had once again found a terrific TOFTT that on the walk back to my car I found myself singing... Had the pleasure of spending time with Nikki again tonight. It was another wonderful experience. She seems to get friskier every time I see her, which in turn makes the sessions better and better. I have always enjoyed seeing different providers. There have been very few that I have seen more than once. When I do it's usually many weeks or months apart. This woman simply does it for me. I contacted her to see her and we set a time. Just as I was leaving she sent me message asking me if there was anything in particular that I wanted her to be wearing when I arrived, I did have something in mind and she accommodated my request. I really enjoyed that. When being with this woman she truly makes you feel like you're her boyfriend. I think she comes in for kisses more often than I do, I enjoy that also. She has become more sensual, passionate and vocal which keeps making me more and more comfortable when being with her. This obviously, has all now lead to some real uninhibited fun. Have I finally found a regular? Me? Careful with this one, she's addictive. I'm already looking forward to my next visit. FYI-She sleeps in often, so if you contact her in the morning you may not get an immediate response. She is usually available during afternoons and evenings. She doesn't post often but feel free to send her a message if you wish to see her.

After two disappointments on Friday and Saturday (both in the afternoons at Barefax and Barbs) I decided to go to Playmates tonight and I wasn't disappointed. Not because it was busy with ladies and patrons or a party like environment but because I was greeted by a big favorite of mine (Kim) and before that another Blonde (sorry can't remember her name) but it was Kim who I spent most of the time with drinking and chatting and lots of Hugs and Kisses (as my name implies and she loves that) I took her to CR and spend some heavenly time with her. I couldn't stop the dance until my wallet was empty and then I was only forced by my wallet to stop. Kim is a beautiful natural blonde and very friendly and me and Kim are very compatible as she loves hugs and kisses (but she says only when they come from me :)) and returned the favor. Again I can only comment on looks and personality and she is A+ in both departments. The club itself is located maybe not in best part of the city and may not be the classiest bar but is very friendly and down to earth.

Regarding the "naked by third song" rule mentioned by MeganDancer, I think that's on stage, not in the back. Back there, I think you're on you're own. I'm not too worried about KiltBoy!

I would love for deposits to be an industry standard, but until we deal with criminalization and stigma, I don't see it happening. I do know some providers who require one, but they tend to be providers with well established businesses who are in demand enough to be very selective about taking on new clients. Obviously they're not in the majority. I do require a deposit for clients who want to book more than two hours or want me to coordinate multiple people or special equipment/supplies for a scene. I think this is reasonable and it seems that clients who are serious about making one of those sessions happen understand the need for a deposit. (Also for clients who have cancelled multiple times or no showed, if I'm willing to see them at all.) I really appreciate clients who are willing to put down a deposit and don't make an issue out of it. It demonstrates to me that they're serious about showing up, they respect my time, and they recognize that there's a lot of time and labour invested into a session before it even starts. And being relaxed rather than wondering if the client is going to bother to show up is a much better mental state to start a session in. Cancellation fees too. While it sucks to have to pay a cancellation fee if you have a legit reason for a short notice cancellation, doing so without complaining is gracious and respectful. For many providers, your fun money is our rent money, and recognizing this imbalance really shows a lot of consideration.

To the guys throwing in the argument of "well some girls double book!"- two things. One: you missing out on an appointment is far less of a problem then her missing out on income. You can reschedule with another girl at a moments notice. She can't make that grocery money re-appear. (It SUCKS, yes, but it is not worse.) Two: you won't like this- but its self-created. Gents created that obstacle of doublebooking. SPs cannot get rid of this issue on their own. As, besides the general, I guess "crazies" that routinely do it on backpage, the problem is the general, regular, reputable gents that DO do this. I would count myself lucky in that I've yet to have any ncns, but some girls are having this issue... and I've read guys reactions to being doublebooked is to just fakebook her further. Which makes the problem worse. Which incites more fAkebooking. Etc. Stop the vigilante fakebooking stuff and likely your (excess in) doublebooking problems will go away too.

for Timmy0427: the girl on far left is a model and not a dancer. In fact I think 4 of the 6 in the poster are models. Brooklyn is also in poster on the far right. Today: Tasha, Maya, Gia, Trinity, Nicole, Skyla, Alex, Selina, Ashley and a Tasha twin whose name I know not.

I rarely bother hobbying anymore. I just haven't found it really worth it lately. I still do troll this sites to check out the ads. In fact I'm sure most of us do that here too. Sometimes someone new will pop up and tempt me to pull the trigger again for a good massage. Vibe was one place I hadn't checked out before, and Adele's pics did the trick. She is so freaking beautiful, people. SUPER gorgeous.. I don't think I've ever, ever met an MA with this level of smoking hotness. While her pics are amazing, there aren't any with her sexy smile, that alone made me weak from the beginning. And she's nice - reeeeeally nice to boot. There weren't any 'extra' extras offered, but she was so amazing that I still felt like I had a GFE-type experience. I'm just surprised that no one else has reviewed her before I did. Adele is now the new standard to which I measure the rest of the upscale MA joints in town. There's so few like her out there, which again is why I rarely bother anymore.

Tiffany is a genuine sweetie. I've posted her ad title just as it appears on BP. For In calls, you will find her in her humble student abode; or you can arrange an out call in your hotel room. Tiff has the poise to make a mature fellow feel comfy, and she possesses handy skills that will knock your socks off. That amazing tat on her tummy is real; more importantly, the lady is real...as in: straight up, smart, and friendly. Worth a visit: in Moncton.

At one time or another, every Provider fell under the title TOFTT!!! (Fact) We have all had a "disappointing" experience, either with a TOFTT or a known provider! I do not understand why so many people's opinions are to or have the "stick with what you know" mentality. Yes, that is the safest route I'm aware. But in my opinion, with prior research and careful selection, a TOFTT provider is worth the risk. How can a fabulous or amazing new provider ever be discovered if no one ever TOFTT! Yes, during attempts, we may be disappointed. However, if we don't try, how will the next or future "must see providers" be discovered? I have encountered many TOFTT providers. Yes I've been disappointed a few times but I have also found a few that were the best experiences I've had. I realize some people are more willing than others to be the ones to attempt a TOFTT, and to these people, I wish you all good luck!

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From a personal point of view, if I'm going on a trip with a regular, only then will I ask for a deposit. As for multiple hours, I don't offer that on a first date anymore because I want to see how reliable they are for an hour. In the past multiple hour appointments even just for 2 hours were the worst type of cancellations and I never count on someone unless they are there in my presence. Once I get an idea of how reliable they are for an hour after a few visits, I may or not ask for a deposit for multiple hours. If someone books other appointments for a half hour or an hour and I've met them just once or not at all and they have a tendency to keep cancelling more than once, I will not bother asking for a deposit. The way I see it is they are not someone I'm acquainted with or barely at all so I will write them off and not see them again. I give them two chances with cancellations and then I'm done. I don't have time to fool around with that and while there are good reasons for cancellations, if the client has any respect for someone else's time, they will reach out to make amends. The provider shouldn't have to. It's the people who act shocked and insulted when you bring up the issue and ask for a deposit are the type who will throw it back on the provider and just disappear so it's an exercise in futility with the chronic ones. I see them as waste of timers. Why even bother? Their actions speak louder than words. I don't want to deal with unreliable people. It's no different than an SP double booking or constantly no showing on a client. They are not going to put up with that behaviour no matter how good looking or how good her services are. We all have our threshold point where it becomes too much. There are many more guys out there who aren't chronic canceller types so I don't think there is a need for deposits upfront unless it's for multiple hours, overnighters or trips. That's a no brainer to get a deposit for those types of appointments. I don't forsee ladies asking for deposits up front for any length of time such as an hour or under. That will never happen because trust has to first be established and that can't be done with virtual strangers. The SP takes her chances with a 2 hour appointment from someone she has never met. It's happened a few times to me so I stopped offering it to people I don't know. The ones who really annoy the providers with their waste of time horse and pony show are the ones who won't pay that deposit so really give them a chance but not too many where they have to only then be viewed as a wot. As the saying goes "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." I really take appointment bookings with a grain of salt which is why I love same day, last minute appointments because this sort of thing rarely happens within an hour or if they want to visit right away.

Judgmental people

Dropped in last night for a bit. Saw Nicole, met Natasha, a tall stunning hot black girl, a real beauty. I didn't have time to take her to the cr though. Next time. There was also Brandy who usually works at Playmate. I had been hoping to see Phoenix but she wasn't there.

I try to lead by example and not expect people to do things I haven't done myself. Kudos to NOW Magazine for doing the right thing. I recently contacted NOW and asked them to delete malicious defamatory comments containing links to industry blogs that further defamed industry members, that had been posted on a Sept. 2016 article. I received an immediate apology and the comments have been deleted and closed on that article. Thank you NOW!

Spelling: fixed. What do you mean? Do the girls take their clothes off in the back room? I usually go back there to talk about the bible.

Not just Quebec city but nearly any major tourist destination city, the English language can be used to communicate. This is especially true for industries that cater to tourism. If women that are in "our" industry want to have longevity in the business they have learned to speak English if they already hadn't. English is my second language but after being there a few times I noticed on a number of occasions that servers spoke English fairly well.

I second that!!! Well put casey. Wish there was a way I/we could help all of you wonderful ladies, for all you do for us, with this unnecessary behaviour!

It seems to me that nothing much you can do except creating a personal list for no-shows and keep them safe. I posted a thread some time ago, I realized that a polite warning message on "No-Shows List" stated as a fine print on ads could be a major turn off and discouraging businesses. And again, sharing one's personal list of no-shows with other ladies would not be materialized due to many reasons. A particular gent may have a double standard, he may respect some of his "favourite" ladies' time but he may not do the same to others. When the season is quiet, some ladies would rather take chances with these "bad dates" rather than none to make ends meet. I think this is part and parcel in this service business. It would be great if you have your own cancellation policy and make it loud and clear. To the ladies, we empathize with your situation. Feel free to vent your frustrations, is a good therapy and you have our ears. Take a deep breath, smile and move on...

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Ya, for real! The first time it shocked me. The second time I was there I was hoping the first time wasn't just a mistake. My last time there I figured, "Hell, might as well go for an hour and a half experience." So I did! During my last visit, I called the agency early one Sunday morning. Requested a woman with a beautiful face who "hadn't been up all night." The gentleman replied, "I don't have anyone like that right now, let me call you back in a couple minutes." He called me back within 10 minutes and informed me that he had contacted a woman who was scheduled to start later in the day. She told him she could be ready soon and would come to my hotel. She was there within 45 minutes and I wasn't disappointed!

On same topic as our friend r__d raised, saying that I am waiting for another dancer only works half the time for me when the lady leaves with smile. This is so cool. I remember her face for a next time visit. The other half either the lady leaves with anger or disappointed at the very least (which makes me sad and not to enjoy my time anymore). Or much worse as on a few occasions the lady persisted real bad saying that she is here now and asking me to take her to CR rather than waiting for another lady!!!!! and doesn't leave for minutes trying to convince...... This makes me both sad and angry and has happened quite a few times and I left the bar soon after. I do understand that ladies needs money to pay for bar fees and living expenses and all that but look at it from my perspective. Money is hard to come by and I have to be selective on those I am most attracted to. Weekends is supposed to relax me from Monday to Friday stressful job not to stress me further. I think it is best if the lady leaves and seek another patron who may be attracted to her or may not be waiting for another dancer. Additional Comments: Yes it is a good strategy I have done in winter times when I have a jacket and leave it next to myself (day times only of course as you need to check in the jacket night times) and then remove it when you see your favorite dancer approaching. And yes I can confirm it is very effective but sometimes it backfires as even the one(s) you are interested like a new dancer also will/may avoid you as she thinks that you wish to be left alone.

MeganDancer's blog post entitled 'Dancers have rules too!' is really quite enlightening. I was especially intrigued by these two: "no cream before the stage!" and "When I clean my pole, it's not because I dislike the dancer.....". Agreed.

Stopped in last night between 7:30 and 9:30. It was slow but the draft was good and chatting with the bartender filled the time until I hung out closer to the stage. Was approached by Victoria (Trois-Rivières) went to the CR for a half dozen songs. It was ok and she left me with a big red lipstick kiss on my cheek, with permission. Only other session was with another dancer from Montréal (dirty blonde, 5'4" ish, large breasts) - great hugs. She warned me about the red lips on my cheek and guessed right - Victoria..... A change from Barbs.

This discussion is interesting but should probably go in the general Barb's thread rather than this one devoted to the lovely Phoenix. Thanks.

Wow and Wow. I had 3 sessions so far at CMJ with this Ebony goddess and every time it got better and better. Her pictures on CMJ web site or BP doesn't do her good. Believe me she has the best ebony body in all Ottawa as far as I know. Her body is perfect, medium high, large size natural boobs and slim waist. As for the firm ass I can't describe it, you need to go and see for yourself. Her service is excellent within the club policy of course. I am not a young guy but this lady can get any man hard even in his 90s. Try a session with Lennox and you won't regret. It is money well spent.

I love it when I get a friend request from a woman on here. It makes me take notice. I love it even more when we have a conversation, when we talk about interests and travel and other things before we've even met. You have a sense of the person, and a heightened sense of anticipation. And when she posts an album with pictures like this one, then I know I have to see her :). That's what happened with Daniella. So after much conversation on here, I met Daniella last week. She's smart, fascinating, well travelled, and enthusiastic. She has a fit, hot body. She gives a great massage. I had an amazing time with her, and I am so glad that she made the first move! :) More moves to follow....

A whole lot of new girls in today. We're just about to have a showcase, so hang on while I try to get all the names. Megan Claire Jade Joy Samantha Serenity Tasha Natasha Milana Maddy Jenna Juicy Rachel The place is pretty packed, too.

Maybe a deposit is the way to go. It's only fair - it's not like you can get that time back. I know some guys would freak at the thought, but I think it's reasonable.

Retired? Pffft, I'm not ready to silence my Rrrroar yet. Cmon now :-) I was merely upping the ante and shaking up the for my return of Smiling harrrrd and location change so as to ensure that all of O-town gets a Lil bit of Heaven ;-) text us always the best way to get a prompt response please and thankya. 6138995879 C.Heavens

I have been a client of both Dancers and SPs. Twenty years ago, I definitely spent more time with Dancers than SPs. Ten years ago, it was probably close to a 50/50 split. In the last 5+ years, I have gone to a Club twice, so way more with SPs. As a trend, males are drifting away from Dancers and more towards SPs. I think there are a few contributing factors for this: 1- The World Wide Web. It has made SPs easier to find. As the web grew in popularity, so did sites offering SPs. 2- As a whole/in general, being and interacting with SPs has and is slowly becoming more and more acceptable. (not in law but in society) 3- Going to a Club and paying an inflated price for whatever it is you drink while watching beautiful women and being wonderfully teased is fun. Going on the web and searching for an SP of your liking, being alone with them and enjoying each others company and being pl**sed is better. I am not a professional in these fields, nor have I surveyed the public to find any results. The reasons I posted above are from simply communicating with friends and my personal behaviour which has drifted from Dancers to SPs over time.

Tattoo of guns on thigh always makes me think twice.

Seeing this pop up in my feed.

I have heard about girls in a club in Thailand that would be able to pop balloons with darts being blown out an orifice that doesn't generally expel either air or gas...

Feel kind of bad about this one, as the Girl in the video looks nice and is probably just trying to make ends meet. However, whoever wrote the ad for her is a bit off in his claims. http://ottawa.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/petiteandfun-available-now/61252922 Also, the images are of different girls than the one in the video. Three images are from Aaliyah Haddid's Twitter account. https://mobile.twitter.com/aaliyahhadid/status/819315827006640129 https://mobile.twitter.com/aaliyahhadid/status/820117378335997952?lang=en https://mobile.twitter.com/aaliyahhadid/status/816005420762497024

So here it is, post #10,000, and what better way to do it than to say thank you to everyone who has made my eight years on cerb/lyla so enjoyable and so rewarding. I've had some of the best times ever because of the connections I've made on this board, and the friends I've made, and the skills I've learned or improved. Awesome, all of you! I hope to keep posting for a long time, so keep enjoying those bums, abs, redheads, jean shorts, and of course my recommendations of you gorgeous and amazing women!

I've heard good things about her too and would know more about her

While I have not visited CMJ for a few months, I found the primary differences to be the following: At the Brass Club, I am always greeting by a smiling lovely who offers refreshment and pleasant conversation while preparations are made for me. From internet chatter, it seems CMJ is renovating but The Brass Club is newly decorated, stem to stern, and well furnished. I may not be in the majority but I have no compunction about meeting people at a spa, so I appreciate the discretion shown without feeling like a ten year old hiding in a closet. I have never bumped into anyone mainly through the vigilance of my hostesses, but I never feel like an ugly secret either.

I can't really compare the different clubs since I have only been to Brass but I can certainly give my perspective on my experiences there. I first started hearing about Brass in the forums over the summer. Intrigued, I decided to stop in one lunch hour and sign up for a membership. The process couldn't have been easier. Fill out the paperwork which covers discretion, security, and expectations, and pay the membership fees in cash so there is no transaction record. I was met by the lovely and infamous Jessica who was sweet, warm, and welcoming on that first occasion and every visit since. She put me at ease, made me feel comfortable, and treated me as if I was the most important person in the club. The facilities are top-notch. You arrive at a discreet, unmarked building, conveniently located in the heart of Ottawa, and can access the club on the top floor by either private elevator or a secondary staircase. The club receptionist may guide you to choose one or the other to ensure of the privacy of other members. Once you enter the club, you are immediately aware of the upscale facilities. There is a lounge area with a comfortable seating and a licensed bar, and food service is also available in case you need sustenance to fuel the activities to come. The most difficult part of the whole experience may be choosing the lovely lady to attend to your massage. Jessica has assembled a wonderful team of ladies to suit most every taste. In fact, it's hard to keep up because there seem to be more beautiful new girls almost weekly. Once you are escorted to your room of choice, you will immediately notice the high-end shower facilities that you will soon be sharing with one of the Brass beauties. Each room is well-appointed with shower, massage table and mirrors. The Brass VIP suite also includes a sofa to cuddle up on and a king-size bed where playtime can easily accommodate multiple participants. From my perspective, you can't go wrong by choosing to visit Brass Club. The difficulty I have, is choosing between repeat visits with the wonderful girls I have already seen, or sampling the rest of the roster of beauties available on any given night. Whatever you choose, I'm sure you will enjoy yourself at Brass Club!

This isn't just happening with those we have never met before, it also happens from those on this site as well, and certainly not just on us having a hotel room that we have booked for that day. I don't know of ANY sp that would book a hotel room 'just' to see an unknown, that is asking for a let down. I have a very upscale and discrete location. and this is happening with so-called 'reputable' gentlemen as well as those that are just 'serial bookers'. I can understand when someone is having the jitters when coming to see someone, that is normal. We also get the butterflies of anticipation when in an encounter. But to book, not show, AND not let the lady know they have to cancel, is just plain rude. Worse, is those that book several ladies for the exact same time and choose one just before arriving, not letting the others know they have no intention of coming! For those sp's that are doing this full time, it is a serious let down, as this is their income. For others, like me, I do this part time, so the impact doesn't affect me like it does those that are relying on this for a living. Just because someone does this for a living does not mean they are giving inferior service, or having ten guys in one day. We are all selective on who we let into our lives, but do you have any idea on how many people know exactly where I operate out of, and have never been here? Way too many to speak of! We give everything to this business from our pictures, information and locations. 95% of the time, the guys don't want to go through our screening process as they don't feel they have to. This is our safety we are dealing with and if you don't have any intention of coming, then don't call us wasting our time When a ncns happens, then the opportunity for someone genuinely wanting that time then gets denied that pleasure. That isn't fair to those that genuinely WANT to see us. .

It is not my encounters that are unpalatable, because every encounter I have is great. I only see nice and kind gentlemen, in fact I have had to turn down some would-be encounters because I was 'just not into it' etc. The part that ruined it for me, were the guys that book with no intention of showing up because when it happens so many times, it eventually made me think that being an SP part time is not worth it any more. Now I do it more 'for fun' and as an extra income. This has been discussed many, many times here but when you move plans back and go out of your way to be at your in call, maybe even paying for a hotel room and you get ready etc and the person does not show up, you are out money, and out of the time wasted and even turned down a regular or someone who would have turned up because you thought you were seeing someone. When I see reviews of new girls or whatever girl double booking and or a client waiting because a girl is still on a call, I really do understand why those girls do that. As mentioned previously, this is seriously the only form of income for some girls(for whatever reason)so she cannot afford to turn down anyone because you never know who may or may not show up. That is a thing to take in consideration when a girl is double booking. Of course that is not a smart business move but again, it is impossible to guarantee someone will show up. More times than I can remember I have had seemingly genuine and sincere polite gentlemen call and introduce themselves and book in advance and even confirm and then call 'when they are here' and nadda. Very strange but true!

In fact a member since 2011 with friends including Chantal, Katrina and TaylorDevine and you are asking about this? What gives?

I could recommend Katrina from Angels/Paradise. If you don't mind a few tattoos.

I find the wonderful women at ALO Spas are the best! Always a nice, relaxed, clean environment with attendants who take great care of you! Safe, very clean and no worries :)

Pics are fake ..If you look at the top of Cerb page, watch ads that change and you will see some of those pics..

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AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.