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I myself appreciate when someone leaves a reco especially if they enjoyed their time spent with me Not only does it help me it also helps other gentlemen when seeking a legit lady you don't have to get into every little explicit detail but ... your overall experience is enough!

Agreed. It is difficult to balance the demands we all have for privacy and the desire to mourn someone that we had become close to in the context of this "hobby". I don't like the word hobby, just a personal preference but you get my point. Summer was very generous with her time and we got to know each other quite well. I will miss her and I hope she didn't suffer. I will be making a donation on her behalf to Power and raising a glass of wine in her memory. Good night my dear Toper

Over the last few weeks I have noticed many threads by punters stating things like: -Any info on ...? (OP) Added posts contain: Saw her last week. Pics are real. She was great, will repeat. -Original Post states: Saw this lady today. Nice location. She was really nice. Loved her ***. We had a great time. Will see her again. Why are punters not filling out proper recommendations? If you have visited someone who deserves a reco, why not fill one out about them? Certain cities are struggling to find recos in their area. Some of these discussion threads are from visiting providers and if you enjoyed seeing them they may not return because no one is aware they are worth seeing since there is no reco about them. Besides sharing info about the industry recos is the main reason why this site was created in the first place, to share your positive experiences about providers. Recos don't need to be a full page. (Unless you want to share more.) Make them just two or three sentences if you prefer. It just keeps record of worth-while providers. Community!

I read, use and highly appreciate recco's. Yes, of course YMMV. Not everyone is going to have the same experience. It does tell you that the girl is real, not a scammer, and gives some idea of the type of experience to expect. I also have gotten to know some of the posters tastes which gives the recco from them more weight. There are a few members who I've learned to trust them when they give thumbs up, and that it's worth listening to. I have had many great experiences that I might not have if not for the recco of other members. I totally disagree with that statement. I'm here to find the good experiences. Not the bad ones. There are many sites that will help you find those. Not sure why you'd want to though. Just my thoughts

A recco does help a lot especially if you are new. Many years ago I was massage only and advertised in The Coast. One day some one asked me if it would be ok if he posted a Recco on Cerb. Not wanting to appear stupid I said , "sure". I had not idea what this was in the least. Then the phone started ringing and I was so busy I though I would have to expand and hire staff. Very perplexed but happy I wondered where all the people were coming from? The next time he visited he inquired if his recco helped . I then admitted I was very busy but had no idea what this Cerb was ? He explained and we laughed. I joined here in 2009 and I still remind him once in awhile that he "discovered" me . A recco is indeed subjective but can point the right people in the right direction.

This is not easy to write.This week we all lost a great woman,a great friend and provider.Summer had a special place in her heart for the friends she saw and made.She gave of herself right to the end,she will be missed by many friends and loved ones. Foveror loving you Summer xooxoo from all of us

It also shows others that a provider has consistency in her standards. People always say to me " oh you have so many reco's already" but yes some are from long while ago and some new comers may think perhaps I have slipped in my caring ways. I too tire of the endless threads of "info..." cause there never seems to be feedback afterwords.

As stated above... It keeps record of providers that are at least worth seeing. No matter how you personally feel about them recos allow others to at least know they are real, not a scam and that it can be an enjoyable experience. There would be a lot less threads with, "Any info on this one?" or such type. Additional Comments: That can happen. Not all punters are the same. Some have different tastes and different expectations. Some providers can not be in the best of moods that day, it happens. There are a few different possibilities for this...

Please don't ask or expect details, her family and loved ones deserve to grieve privately. I trust that as a community we will respect Miss Summer's loved ones and our memories of her by honouring her contributions of genuine care and compassion to our community as a whole and not seeking out information that shouldn't be posted online... cat

Quick fun little fun little game :) Find a cleaver way to ask for sex without saying the word sex. Example; Do you Wanna Netflix and chill ?

Did research. Pics are real. Was in Vancouver 2 weeks ago. Montreal last week. In New Brunswick this week. All ads have same pics, name and same phone number. Her entire pic history: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:S4-FZ7Mpwd0J:caescort.club/438-792-7893+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ca And here with 1 review: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:S4-FZ7Mpwd0J:caescort.club/438-792-7893+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ca

"Feel like doing something I rarely ever got from my Ex?"

This has happened to me more than once (twice actually). Each time the SP casually said "there is another SP upstairs so you may hear her walking around". Totally defused the question before any issue arose. On one of those occasions, the SP offered to call her partner down and introduce me thinking I might want to meet her in the future. (This made me think of the other current topic about winning or losing a client to a duo partner !). Shyly, I declined but now think I should have said yes.

I am confident in saying I will be ready to host again next week! You may reserve a day and time now of you like. I will offering my loving touch massage, Jacuzzi and of course the romantic cuddle time:) Beautiful private home spa. Looking forward to treating you again! I have missed you all dearly! 506 261 7313

It's best to not inquire about the details. May her journey be a soft and peaceful one. RIP

Is it because a high volume of no show experiences. If so it seems like a logical next step to me. On the other hand I can see how there would be some apprehension in advancing a deposit to someone you have no idea of reputation. I for one would not be anxious to send a deposit or advance payment. This just goes to show how poor behavior can affect everyone!

"Looking at you makes me hungry, do you want some." "I would love a taste of your sweet little honey pie. It's finger lickin' good." "He's standing at attention. Permission to come in My lady!" "I've been hard all day thinking of you. Anything you could do to help?" "Wanna churn some butter together?" "The meal was delicious, do you want to join me upstairs for dessert?" "I'm feeling a little dirty tonight, wanna join me in the shower?"

Details are sparse, but the gist of it is the community lost a great person, a good friend and an outstanding human being to a sudden brain aneurysm. I will post more details as I learn them but please, anyone else with info do so as well.

I saw this image on Twitter and thought it might be handy for guys to look at before firing off a direct message to one of the lovely and busy women of Lyla. While there are certainly many legitimate reasons to message: to obtain information that is not available elsewhere; to confirm a booking etc; we should all be aware that the considerable amount of time the lady spends responding to useless enquiries, is time taken from her personal life and probably adds to the stress and frustration in dealing with time wasters. Of course if the lady has given signals or her OK for more frequent messages that should pose no problem. In any case, in the course of the most frequent style of communications with SPs, it helps to limit the number of messages to a minimum and to be clear and concise when obtaining or providing information. Note: The source of this cute little diagram is MsAvaStClaire who I thank for inventing it!

The body of a very fit 25 year old ? Look no further, Katherine is back and ready to treat you like the King you deserve to be . Even as you drive to my immaculate and relaxing home, you know what awaits. From the moment I take your hand, kiss you as an old friend, you remember . Lets chat for a few moments and catch up. Then walk down the hall to the first room of bliss. Allow me to relax, tease and arouse you with my long sweeping massage skills. Then when the time is right again you will ask for my hand again. You know what you need and remember just how good it was. Its time to close the door now and go back to that place you have longed for . Our energy connects and there is only us. For those who I have not met, feel free to check my novel of positive reccos. Find out what time is like spent with the legendary Katherine of Halifax.

I frequently visit Montreal and while there on my spare time I visit strip bars in downtown area as I love beautiful ladies especially if I can hug and kiss them and exchange affection. In my recent visits to Montreal I have been to the best known strip bars in Montreal and yes they are perceived as less expensive than Ottawa (in most Montreal strip bars dances are $10 per song) however the fun is much less than half of those in Ottawa. In some bars you have to tip on entry and sitting as well even during the day and also in some bars the first dance is always $15 whenever you choose a new dancer. The rules are pretty strict in most bars as underwear don't come off in the Champagne rooms at all no matter how many songs and in most bars no kissing is allowed (which is a very tough rule for someone named Hugs and Kisses). There are more dancers in Montreal so more choices BUT I did not find many with high quality of dancers I have seen at Barbarellas or Barefax or Pigale in terms of beauty and class. There is no free buffet as we have here in almost all bars some free lunch (like Barbarellas) and in some bars both free lunch and Supper as well during weekdays (like Barefax and Pigale). I find only in one Montreal bar the ladies are as friendly (Cloepatra) where they sit with patrons and chat and kiss but in most other bars I find dancers very business oriented. The overcharge happens there too especially if they find out you are visiting from Ottawa. Admittingly there are more dancers in all Montreal clubs so it is more enjoyable to watch stage dancing but the private dances even though perceived as half price but they are not nearly as much fun as in Ottawa. So appreciate your Ottawa strip bars and private dances and come out and support these clubs and the ladies so that they are not forced to close down or quit. The City of Montreal though is admittingly much more fun than Ottawa. You can just walk on downtown streets free of charge and enjoy the beautiful scenery (I am not referring to green scenery) with beautiful women of all ages from various racial backgrounds dressed some exotically (especially in summer time) and if you wish for more then there are dance bars all over on St. Laurent north of St. Catherines and East of St. Laurent on St. Catherines (if you love Francophone ladies) and Crescent Street (if you love Anglophone ladies) all lovely and friendly and with liberal friendly open French culture. Montreal is indeed the heaven on earth but the Montreal strip bars are no match for Ottawa strip bars as most of Ottawa strip bars still rock in quality Champagne room dances, Quality of dancers, free buffet and friendly atmosphere..

Do you have some Johnson in you? No! Do you want some? Lets do the Hippity Dippity ! Take a chance let me get in your pants !

Special ends on Saturday! 20 off my regular rates of 140hh 240h. For those of you who don't know me, I am a mature, sensual, elegant and sassy lady who will lead you astray with all the experience that only maturity brings. I bring an intelligent yet exciting approach to our time together but can also turn up the heat when the moment arises! From soft and sensuous to mildly wild and uninhibited, I am a woman who likes our encounter to escalate to wonderful heights! My schedule (unless otherwise advertised) Tuesday and Thursday 2pm-8pm Wednesday 10am-4pm Friday and Saturday - 10am-5pm Evening appointments and encounters at downtown hotels are possible but only if pre-booked. Check out the about me tab on my profile page for more info! (ie donation requirements etc...) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=27470 Kisses, Meg Please note that I only answer the phone when expecting a call and therefore request that you either text me at 613-282-1560 or email me at [email protected] in order to get the ball rolling.

I realized I had one of the larger tins kicking around. Here is a mockup of both tins and a lighter for size/scale. Lots of room inside for a wick and a bit of hemp cloth. Even if you wrap the wick around the lighter.

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Honestly, what is a reco really worth? Why does someone write a reco? To make the girl feel good? To gain brownie points with the girl? To hope it gets them a little extra mileage? Or do they truly mean it? On a site where negative feedback is not allowed, the value of recos loses a lot of meaning. We have all read recos and gone and seen that girl and had a totally different experience!!!

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I guess I should have been more specific. Summer was a good friend, Alex knew that, she asked me if the original post was in the correct area or if I had an idea of a more appropriate posting location. I understand the need for privacy as well as dare I say anyone. I also know that Summer's family will need some help, but without this aspect of her chosen professions becoming publicized and posted this hoping someone would have an idea as to how that can be accomplished.

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One word... BBQ!

While I'm not a client, I have known quite a few over the years.. ;) I personally think that the majority of guys wouldn't have a problem with another female SP being around, but I think mentioning that she might be at the location is definitely a good idea, as many clients will worry about another guy showing up or being hidden at the location if given a reason to, (ie. noises that lead you to believe someone else is there with you.) As Nicolette said; Honesty is the best policy in this situation.. and I totally agree. Most guys won't care about another lady being on site, but they'll certainly appreciate being given notice of such. xx

When I first started in the business, I worked with a few ladies on duos and not to disparage anyone but they acted like they didn't want to be there. Some mentioned they did not want to be in this line of work if it wasn't for the money. That said it all. It was pretty bad. As time went on I worked with other ladies and we had mutual clients in common. I never worried about "losing" a client because I have always been confident in the level of service I provide. I live in my own head when it comes to being competitive. I am ignorant towards it as long as I know I'm putting my best foot forward. I've learned that men are visual and are always excited to try something new but when they know you provide excellent service, they will always come back. You have to keep that edge and always be on your game in terms being attentive to the client's wants and needs and there is nothing to worry about.

Until April 30th, 20 off my regular rates of 140hh 240h. For those of you who don't know me, I am a mature, sensual, elegant and sassy lady who will lead you astray with all the experience that only maturity brings. I bring an intelligent yet exciting approach to our time together but can also turn up the heat when the moment arises! From soft and sensuous to mildly wild and uninhibited, I am a woman who likes our encounter to escalate to wonderful heights! My schedule (unless otherwise advertised) Tuesday and Thursday 2pm-8pm Wednesday 10am-4pm Friday and Saturday - 10am-5pm Evening appointments and encounters at downtown hotels are possible but only if pre-booked. Check out the about me tab on my profile page for more info! (ie donation requirements etc...) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=27470 Kisses, Meg Please note that I only answer the phone when expecting a call and therefore request that you either text me at 613-282-1560 or email me at [email protected] in order to get the ball rolling.

When I travel to Moncton to visit Sophia we do more duos than solos. Of course we both have our regulars here and in Moncton . My regulars love to see Sophia coming weather they see us alone or together. Also in both cities we see people that neither have ever met or sometimes even heard of. I'm really happy when one of my regulars see Sophia alone. It gives them a breath of fresh air and a break from me. Its a special gift SP's and gents give each other. Variety and new spice. That is why we are all here.

I can't speak for all ladies but I am confident many hold the same viewpoint: We don't own our clients. Jealousy and rivalry is not something most professional companions feel. If we can be a part of introducing two people together who hit it off and want to see more of each other that is a good thing. That is my approach.

I think I've only had one instance where I was sharing an appt, went to leave before the girls client got there- and opened the door right as he knocked. I think for a moment he was very concerned about B&S, but I sort of shuffled by him and she ran to get the door. I sort of froze- I should have said something, but I wasn't expecting him at the door and my brain was one loud "UH OH". Poor guy was probably super confused before she got to the door. Gets the wrong girl, then she... what, immediately leaves the apartment? LOL. Though I don't think it would be an issue if you told them soon as they were inside that another girl was there (granted I'm not a client) so long as the other SP is quiet. Seeing as how agencies and spas work like this (girls in other rooms or in curtains separating living rooms etc) it's not totally uncommon or unheard of, and you can easily just show off your sexy friend if they're nervous. Haha.

I saw her once, and Cj is a hard one to define. She will provide the basics, and ensure your visit is complete, but I got the impression she wants her clients in and out in 2 minutes or less (no pun intended). She doesn't offer a gfe, which was dissapointing to me. Not very personable. Other issues as well, nothing to do with safety from my experience, but best to think of her as a very basic service provider. I'm in the would not repeat camp as well.

Omg yes! The cleaner, the better massage and service! I like men who are shaved bare or at least trimmed is my preference. Not a fan of the forest. Lol.

Midnight Maya at Angels

Hearing the sounds of a woman when she has reached her "destination". (Love it!)

My benefits with repeat visits with the same SPs have occurred in a few different ways. This one is obviously only when time permits for both of us. I usually always book one hour or longer visits when repeating with an SP. If I'm ready to leave after 45-50 minutes I won't always lay there or try to make sure that I am there for the full 60 minutes. Sometimes I know I'm there for a little over an hour but she doesn't rush me out. Her benefit occurs on occasion. When the hour is near she has softly said to me, "Feel like one more?" Sometimes I have the time and sometimes I don't. I never expect it but when it is asked and I do have the time... how sweet it is!!! With a second it is pretty simple. She offers a service as an extra. When I know I want it when I get there I include it in the envelope. On occasion when I don't include it she will turn to me and offer it. Again, sometimes I accept and sometimes I don't. (Ok so I do most times.) With another provider, and this has only occurred once. The benefit was a pleasant surprise. As I came in and placed the envelope and walked to the living area she came right up behind me and handed me back the envelope and said, "No need for this one." Have I ever expected since, no! If it occurs again will I be thankful, of course. With some others I never had any benefits but it never stopped me from seeing them. Really, it doesn't matter how one would prefer to show appreciation for repeat clients as there is no wrong here. With those who do show appreciation, does it entice me to or subconsciously make me want to see them more than others who haven't? Yes, it does.

It was a fun afternoon. I am a daytime guy and really on a Saturday afternoon there aren't many options as far as strip clubs are concerned. Barbarellas is the best option on a Saturday afternoon. Barefax is dead, Pigale is closed and so is Playmates until 4 (and dead until 8 pm on Saturdays) and NuDen you need a binocular to see the stage not to mention the very open Champagne rooms at NuDen. In addition nothing short of a massive earthquake or a global nuclear war can keep me away from going to this club. Not road closures (btw, Lyon is now totally closed south of Queen to Albert) and not cameras (I counted about five in the backroom where Private dances take place) as I have been going to this club past 20 years and some girls are like family. Anyhow it was above average for a Saturday afternoon. They also had stage dances one after another (between 3 and 6 when I was there) and maybe this was a factor for the relatively large number of patrons deciding to stay on and order drinks instead of leaving soon. Also maybe because my all time favorite Kitty was there and so were her fans. But also a dozen other ladies and among them I recognized Harley (blonde cutie with love from Russia), Natasha, (sexy ebony with slim body and sexy nipples and bum) Blonde Juice, former blonde Brandi (with new hair color and style), Brunette Anna (soft fair skin coming at 4), a new blonde Portuguese girl named Vanessa (she is very friendly and doesn't mind hugs and kisses in the Champagne room), Jenna (pretty baby face and recently moved from Barefax) and last but by no means least the very cute lovable brunette Kitty Kat (Lily Collins) and a few others I didn't recognize. The following were not there and I missed them all. Bridgette (needs no introduction), Megan (now at NuDen and needs no introduction), Cin (Kitty's friend), Samantha (cute soft brunette), Very cute lovely very friendly brunette with spinner body Phoenix (I think she dances evenings only nowadays) and Layla (cute Lebanese) and last but by no means least I was hoping to see Sammy (the very friendly and compatible with hugs and kisses and very pretty long blonde/brown hair). Staff were especially friendly (to me at least!!!!) today. I had a fun afternoon. At one point I counted about two dozen patrons. Keep it up gentlemen. Please come out and support your local bar and support the ladies who btw are there to show you the gateway to heaven.

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I'll be sure to post and let everyone know when I do get an incall location, I'm thinking April or May :)

There's quite a few I've never heard of!! I don't see SNS which they use a lot in Alberta! SNS: Short and Sweet or Quickie or 15min.

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Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.