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There appears to be a new trend in Ottawa strip bars that some dancers come on stage sometimes after a long break and a long wait by patrons around the stage and they still keep their panties on after three songs. This is not for sure going to help with dying strip bar business as it can be sometimes frustrating and bores the audience enough that they leave. After all these bars are not topless bars but STRIP bars!!!!!. . Correct me if I am wrong but I do not believe the new laws as stupid as they are, they do not ban strip dancing on stage or watching nude dancers as long as there is no contact with patrons. Pigale and Barbarellas appear to be mostly the bars that some dancers are allowed to keep the panties on while on stage for all three songs. I think Barefax and Playmates and Taboo still enforce the rule (I don't know about NuDen as I haven't been there for Years). Even in these bars quite a few wait until the last few seconds to partially take off the panties!!!!. When I asked a few dancers for the reason they told me they wish to keep the audience curious and one told me if they wish to see more they have to take us to the Champagne rooms!!. To make the matter worse most dancers now even keep their panties on for the first song in the Champagne room as well and a few even to the end of second song so yeah if you wish to see more then you have to pay at least $60 for some dancers. The reason being that they wish to keep the patron curious so that they are kept for more songs. So it is the economics in most cases if not all and not a shyness factor or personal choice otherwise in latter case I would have had no objection. I personally don't mind too much for the the first song panties on policy but those few who keep the panties on till the third song I boycott them for private dance no matter how much I may like them. How do you feel about this new trend? My vote as my post shows goes for agreeing that panties should come off on stage in a strip club in the last song at the latest. Thank you in advance for taking part in the poll and your vote.

Me three!!! Can't recommend Harley highly enough. Some are intimidated by her looks (body art), but she is a super sweet and smart girl. She'll be missed when she moves on.

I know I may get bashed my Club Lovers but the scene is slowly dying out. If you look back at just over the last 20 years, it has been on a decline. Yes, the panties rule would not be a good thing at all for the dancers industry, but I don't think they should come off at all. Let's face it, clubs are not the most sanitary places. I think a thong or g-string is still very nice to look at and leaves a little to the imagination. It is called a strip club but that doesn't mean you have to strip naked. Love camel-toe! Just my opinion.

Hello Everyone First I would like to thank everyone for their condolences,they are appreciated by her many friends and family. This isnt good news,but it is somehow better news than what we were given before.It doesnt bring Summer back,and it still causes a great deal of pain, but different. And here is why...the detectives found security footage in her building.She was NOT assaulted.Fortunately,she was not assaulted,BUT,I suspect she was in a tremendous pain.It shows Summer taking two winter tires into a stair well(to store for summer).A few minutes later,she is shown in the elevator holding her head and in obvious distress.The tires were found in the stairwell and a radiator at the foot of the stairs had Summers hair on it.So she must have fallen down the stairs with the tires and hit her head on the radiator so hard that it fractured the back of her skull, and caused an enormous brain bleed in the front of the brain.She was found half on and off the couch.She had to have been in terrible pain with these types of injuries.So I am glad she wasnt fighting for her life but the pain had to have been blinding.So Summer doesnt come back....but now we know Written by Summers sister If ppl are wondering why I have posted this,we close friends decided her family needs the help and people would like to know Summer had three children and they could desperately use the help Here is the link http://www.gofundme.com/funeral-expenses-for-penny-sherwood Any help is appreciated Alex

I just realized that today is my 11th year on Lyla. Holy crap, where did the time go? LOL There have been so many changes over the 11 years I've been on here. At the start, you couldn't even do recommendations. Though there is only a handful of us left from the beginning, I want to thank them for all their hard work over the years to get this thing going. If only the newer members could see what this site looked like at the beginning and how much it's changed from that time, you'd be amazed.

I enjoy seeing women naked and it's something I look forward to before I ask for a private dance. I've asked some dancers why they didn't and it was simply that they did not feel like getting completely nude when the place is slow, when there's only a few people with no clapping or cheering, when the crowd doesn't seem to be into it. While I am somewhat disappointed when it doesn't happen, I would rather dancers do what they are comfortable with then having to do something just because it's a rule. It seems that some places already have enough rules for them to follow.

I never heard of that rule of keeping the panties on we have to take them off or it's a 20$ fine

Well Spud, I also have been here for eleven years. Met you at a few of the socials, and yes there has been a real ebb and flow to the site, sadly probably will never return to it's Glory days, with great discussion and debate on a variety of topics, and great socials.

Congrats Spud! Amazing milestone. Happy lylaversary!

Happy 11th anniversary with Lyla. <------(Obi One Kenobi) I'm still a week shy of two months. <-----(still wet behind the ears)

I do understand the emotion behind that, but it's not realistic. I want the ladies I see who take me to heaven to do very well and stay in the business. I want them to make good money and see them succeed in their business and in life. The emotion that we all naturally feel is jealousy and Shakespeare said it best in Othello: Jealousy is natural to feel yet irrational in this situation and destructive always. A gentleman must overrule this base instinct with higher reasoning and act accordingly, but not all clients have that level of self-awareness.

If a gentleman enjoys his time with me (MA service, at the spa | or SP service outcall) I welcome a recommendation. It does help to be recogized and appreciated by gentleman. I've had gentleman who visit me who their buddy gave my number to. I like that. That client recommended me and I am told that. On the other hand. I have seen gentleman who said, "I want to write a recommendation but if I do you will be busy. I want you for myself." That is 1) A bit creepy as I am not available to anyone 24/7, other than my fur-son, 2) It is rude to say that because they know they enjoyed themselves and wants to keep me their "kept secret" (whatever that means). I like positive things said/written about me here, if someone had any problem or issue I would rather them address it with me in person, over text, or in a phone call. I welcome recommendations. They make me feel recongized as I enjoy my work a lot. Gentleman shouldn't be scared to review anyone, whether if they are a different colour, size, shape, etc., we all need to embrace everyones beauty and not feel ashamed to say they visited someone they had a really amazing time with, that is different and unquie. Sometimes, I feel this is true for many of us ladies and the gentleman on this board.

Unfortunately, the way my schedule works, I find booking too far in advance difficult. I rarely know when my "free times" are going to pop up. That means many of my encounters fall into the short notice request category. (Yes, I'm one of those guys, sorry ;) ) I always ask politely and assume responsibility when it is not possible, but I always figure it's better to ask then assume the no. Often it can be accommodated.

Jocelyn Ardenne is a very long time and respected member of this board. You will be 100 percent happy with her.

This is not easy to write.This week we all lost a great woman,a great friend and provider.Summer had a special place in her heart for the friends she saw and made.She gave of herself right to the end,she will be missed by many friends and loved ones. Foveror loving you Summer xooxoo from all of us

Nowadays, most of well established escort Ladies have personal website - sometimes small and simple, sometimes professionally designed and very sophisticated - but not all of them. If you go to Eros, 95% of girls who advertise there have website, many of providers here have site as well. But if you look at REDZONE - just some sp there with website, I don't even talk about BP - it is a different story. Website is intended to answer the most questions client can have: location, rates, restrictions, how provider looks like, etc... And it is supposed to be the reflection of Lady's personality (what is not always the case). But well written ad with photos has almost all info client needs in the brief form. So, does escort website really work or it is just prestigious attribute of well established provider, sort of "sign of quality"?

I totally agree with Prufrock, I rarely see a SP unless she has a website, unless she has good reviews on Lyla. Setting up a website takes considerable time and effort, although even the most basic website is useful. The quality of the website is a partial reflection of the woman behind it. Having a professional website shows credibility and should help to answer the most common questions clients may have before contacting a SP, and so theoretically should screen out people looking for different experiences, while saving time answering basic questions. The best websites are user friendly, provide a variety of quality and recent pictures, a personalized background about the provider -- which should include a decent amount of detail to inform as to what kind of experience we should expect (YMMV)--, likes and dislikes, rates and an easy way to book an appointment. Recent reviews can also be useful as long as the links work. If the guy doesn't take the time to read the website, is he the kind of client you really want to deal with?

Happy 11th anniversary Spud and sincere thanks for your thousands of quality posts over the years helping to keep CERB/Lyla vibrant and fun.

Having done a quick image search for photos No.s 3, 4 and 5, they show up all over the internet including: Instagram, Pinterest, Chive, Twitter, Tumblr, dating sites etc., etc. etc. Ads turn up in Canada, France, Spain and the US. Based on this, I would say the ad flagged is either totally fake or at least a huge red flag about it's authenticity.

Here is a composite ad I came up with from various ads on BP and elsewhere: Mixed student in town. (How confused is she?) Exotic mix...super soaker! (Aren't those Japanese-Italian squirt guns fun!) Busty Mediterenaen Goddess. (Not sure which ship she came in from.) Slim-thick with amazing face to match! (Love those thin-thick faces.) 100,000% REAL PICTURES. (Sorry that's just too unreal for me!) 100% addicted. (Sorry, I don't do them!) Certified Freak. I'm well mannered. (My Mom would love to meet you!) I will be so wet, it will feel like you are in the falls! (Will I have to wear a raincoat?) Sizzling hot all menus! (I'll have a Mediterenaen stirfry please.) I don't dance the chocolate cha-cha! (I'm so glad, I can only do the vanilla twist) Thick, juicy, soft, smooth, creamy, caramel complexion!(Love those Tootsie-Rolls!) I have long Black and Green eyes. (Is your hair Red and White?) Bring beer, wine or booze, it makes me horny! (Just makes me droopy!) Searious inquiries only! (I take that seriously!) Loushious Lips! (Maybe just a bit too luscious for me.) My sexy eyes will eat you alive! (Do I get a discount if I die?) No stomach. Slim waste! (It is a waste, can they operate?) Are you looking for a real, sweet and sour experience? ( Real and Sweet will do just fine!) Hot inked girl ready for you! (Hot off the presses?) Allow me to pamper you with my limitless skills and talents! (I knew God was a woman!) It ain't easy being Sleazy! (Don't I know it?) I never leave a friend unsatisfied! (Wanna be my friend?) Chemistry is important! (So is Physics my dear!) Tight as a whistle! (And clean as one too, can I play you a tune?) Hygiene guaranteed and expected. No bullshit! (I would hope so!!!) Girl with a hot summer's tan, begin your spring with me! (Doesn't summer come after spring?) I have a magical tongue that will keep you dreaming for days! (And I have a magical wand that will make you say Ohhhhhhhhh again and again!)

FYI Melanie: All of those sites that you see that state an escort are working with the police are fake. Law Enforcement would never let the public know that a specific escort is working with them. They are made up dating sites. People are hired to look for escorts and post such web sites, they usually link to the dating site they are being paid by. Try one and see... Different phone numbers... Many travelling escorts use phone apps to have a local number to were they are to keep costs down with their cell phones. Anyone can do it. Just info you should know. Not saying the ad is real or fake but those two things I just mentioned do not prove she is fake. Also, about pics being found elsewhere, doesn't mean fake either. Quite a few escorts travel to work. Most hits that are obvious fakes are if hits show up with Instagram, Porn sites, Overseas... stuff like that.

Mikeyboy... Happy Birthday! Enjoy it...

Happy Birthday, I hope your special day is all that you want!

if all i wanted to see was breasts i wouldnt go to a strip club i would go see burlesque its like going to a restaurant and only being able to order drinks because nobody wants to cook they will be shooting themselves in the foot with this policy as already mentioned....they need to find new ways to get people to go there but are doing the opposite....yes i see more women clients than i used to but for every new woman client that comes in there is 1-2 less performing women and 5-10 less male clients

Very nice....

Gentlemen.... I am a German beauty with a BSc in math from Ottawa U. The winner of my contest will receive a half hour with me gratis.... Be clever. Use your imagination and relate Newton's 3 laws of physics to sex.... I look forward to being amazed. Sacha 613.315.9969 Calls or texted only.

I can't say I have done an exhaustive or even representative sampling but I know I loose all track of time when Jessy Celeste's lips entice mine. She can and does express many different emotions through this delightful contact.

If I may toot my own horn for just a moment, I do pride myself in my great kissing skills. I'm in Sandy Hill, but I offer outcall as well! Feel free to get in touch ;) xo Lilith

Since my interests are more sensual intimacy, and personality it is hard to find hints of that in most reviews. However, if I find a like minded guy from his review often I will check his reviews of others in a way of looking for more my type of companion. Coming from the U.S. usually only about once a year for 10 days at a time, there are so many choices and so little time...and money... and I do other things with friends in Toronto not just meeting gals. I do a great deal of pre-trip research as I am doing now. I am known on other boards for my spreadsheets - which makes it faster to match who is now available vs my A's on my spreadsheet!

One- I think some guys are nervous about posing reco's. Some have no idea what to write, no idea if they'll be taken seriously or accused of... shilling? Shillery? I don't know the verb for "shill" haha. But yes- I've asked a few gents, and the consensus seems to just be general nerves and/or guys only seeing already reviewed ladies, thinking she doesn't need any more. Two- which, on that note, I have to agree that frequent reco's are helpful! Y'all wanna know that we're the same as we were X amount of time ago, right? It's not embarrassing to post an update on whether your reco still stands or if perhaps something has changed, for better or worse. Informative reco's (does she look like her photos? nice location? nothing to be concerned about? same rates and services as stated?) are always, always helpful to both SP and client alike. We like getting the traffic, and y'all like the assurance that we are who we say we are. <3

I like blue....

This is going to sound weird, but I really love the lighting in that first b&w shot. It is so reminiscent of the old cheesecake photos of the mid 20th. Yes, lighting gets me hard. Deal with it. Additional Comments: Whoopsy.

Re-watched Notting Hill. Holds up well. Many excellent scenes and shots in a clever and well acted plot.

Hidden Figures - encouraging to see people finally getting their story told, and due, after 55+ years.

I recommend seeing Manchester by the sea, very good movie.

I saw The Big Short recently and it was very good. I had been avoiding it for a while as I knew that it breaks down the economic crash and the link to the US housing market for the viewer... the sociopaths behind it and so on... so I knew it wasn't going to leave me feeling too great. I was therefor awaiting the right time to watch it. I finally did and it was really good in the way of being informative but also entertaining, which surprised me. I had been expecting more of a documentary style movie. (I do love Docs, don't get me wrong) Most importantly, they did their very best to balance out the depression and hopelessness it was sure to leave you with, with good satire and a ring of hope for change. Instead of leaving you slumped and thinking, 'Hurumph' it inspires you to do something about it. I was just impressed that they managed to make me laugh a little as they told me of how the entire world went to shit lol Not a movie Id recommend for a date night or anything. Be careful of the timing, but do watch it. Being informed has little to do with being happy right? Besides, you can always follow it up with The Incredible Bruce Wonderstone which is a great comedy featuring Steve Buccemi and Steve Carrel.

Came across an old blueray when cleaning out a drawer and watched Apocalypse Now the Redux edition....all three hours and 23 minutes of it.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot - gave me an increased appreciation of Tina Fey's acting abilities in a dramatic movie.

Watched "Notting Hill" for the nth time. Sometimes you need a movie with a feel-good movie with a happy ending...

I watched Brooklyn the other day. I really enjoyed it. It was romantic, sweet, some parts were sad, but very uplifting for the spirits. :)

Last night I watched the 1984 movie "LadyHawke" starring very young Matthew Broderick (23) Rutger Hauer (41) and Michelle Pfeiffer (27) Story Summary.... Philipe Gastone, a thief, escapes from the dungeon at Aquila, sparking a manhunt. He is nearly captured when Captain Navarre befriends him. Navarre has been hunted by the Bishop's men for two years, ever since he escaped with the Lady Isabeau who the Bishop has lusted after. Navarre and Isabeau have a curse that the Bishop has placed on them that causes Navarre to be a wolf during the night and Isabeau to be a hawk during the day. Navarre insists that Philipe help him re-enter the city to help him kill the heavily guarded Bishop. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089457/

Ladies posting fake pictures that claim their "photos are 100% real" or state "Photos guaranteed real or it's free". Sure, the photos are real. But not of them. Any what exactly are they offering that's free?

My favorite was by a young spinner "Young beautiful 90 pound spinner .. pay by the pound " Not sure what your paying for or how long but made me think lol

Both inner and outer quite large...camel toe ville no matter what I wear :)