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Ariel is back. There are beautiful women. There are spectacularly beautiful women. Then there's Ariel. She's one of a kind, to my mind, a genuine stunner with a flawless, athletic body and gorgeous face, gleamingly intelligent eyes, long dark hair (once it was auburn), and a heart-melting smile. I haven't seen her in over a year, but I did tonight. What a reunion! She's been working out, and is even fitter than before. Her bum is even firmer--unbelievably sexy; maybe, just maybe, Best on Planet??? Her legs and arms and abs are toned and her back is defined, to the exactly right degree. What a sight! She's elegant and confident and alluring in her style. And the smile, and the laughter, and the conversation, and the catching up with a scorchingly hot woman. Awesome Ariel! To be savoured and appreciated.

I had a thought about trying to compile some sort of list for our region. While certainly trying to identify the trickery and bait & switch scams that are out there, maybe we could also identify the real providers for Kingston and the region. I know that when I first came across this board, I didn't join right away, choosing to simply lurk to try to pick up whatever info I could. Sadly (as I'm sure the vast majority of us are aware), not everything in this hobby is as it seems. With some experience under my belt - pardon the pun - maybe pooling our resources could limit some of the surprises that are out there for rookies and veterans alike. I'm willing to start the list using my own personal experiences as a reference, but I'd like to get input about as many of the providers as possible. Keep in mind, I'm not considering reviewing everybody, but just noting if they are in fact who they say the are, how accurate pics are, local vs traveler, etc. I'd also be willing to try to maintain it. Is this worth doing, in your opinion? I'd be appreciative of any feedback you might provide. Thanks, Limestone4612

A member here gave me $50 to go check her out as I live close to where she works out of - literally like a one minute drive from my house (he didn't want to drive the distance). PM for details

Finally, a bridesmaid's dress I can get behind.

It is with heavy heart that I will announce my retirement from the wonderful world of escorting. As I start my new quest in the mainstream world. I've been in the area for a short time but have thoroughly enjoyed this. I want to thank all the wonderful people I have met and been with, all of you have been amazing in your own way. I've learned so much from every one of you, and whether good or bad I will always feel you as a part of me. I've had fun, struggles, ups and downs and some weird adventures lol, but wouldn't trade any of them. To my regulars I hope you understand and there are a lot of amazing girls on here to take you on. Thank you to Lyla.com , great site with alot of opportunities. I will miss working with my best friend Kylie Jane most of all, we have had some wild times you sexy girl. I wish you all the best and will keep memories of all of you. Love Charlotte Quinn xo

As far as cheap and incredibly effective, I've heard tell of an interesting product called "J-lube", but if your not up for putting weird chemicals in your body, you could also try Xanthan gum (not for the ladies who don't want yeast infections!). Aside from the aforementioned risk of yeast infections, xanthan is great for guys using fleshlights and what not. Probably safe for anal stuff as well, but I'm not sure on that, hasn't caused any problems for me up the butt ;). Anyways, it's incredibly cheap and slicker/better than just about anything you could buy pre made for water based, though jlube is probably still slightly slicker. As far as what to use with the ladies I pretty much just grab whatever is dirt cheap with a decent rating, in case of an "emergency"/outcall where she forgot to bring some. Most women can create their own lubrication and those who can't probably have a lube preference/supply already. As well some ladies may only use organic lubes or they may have a bad reaction to some of the ingredients. Easier just to let them specify. What's your intended purpose op? For xanthan lube you just buy some xanthan powder, and some liquid glycerin. Then mix a teaspoon of powder with enough glycerin to make a gloopy paste. Then toss it in a blender with some warm water and voila, you've got yourself some Superlube . Can't leave it sitting around for long unless you add a preservative to it though, I typically use a bit of isopropyl alcohol in the mix but some guys use salt, or a bit of vinegar, or parabens if you don't care about going the natural route.

I had a great visit with Hanna yesterday. Very real, very legit, and I'd recommend. It was my first time using VIPOTG, and I would not hesitate to see her again.

You may recognize this stunning and exquisite brunet as Tiffany of Moncton. Together we are a perfectly fitted team. Tiffany with her quintessential spinner body type, light hearted and spirited she brings a refreshing breath of fresh air to the room! Myself a perfect example of a ballerina style body. A true romantic at heart, welcoming and many years of experience as a hostess. We are dedicated to offering the best in massage and Gentlemen's relaxation. Take advantage of all the amenities my spa offers. From a traditional massage table, to the agronomical front facing chair and a vibrating Shiatsu chair. Stand up roman shower to refresh yourself up after or before with a selection of men's grooming products. Cold beverages are always on hand for your comfort. Our sessions vary from 45 min solo massage, 4 hand massage or 75 min duo/solo Jacuzzi massage. Take a moment to read Tiffany's recommendation's to become familiar with her if you have not yet met her, and of course my own. ******STARTING JUNE 19TH! NO WEEKENDS******. **** BOOKINGS START AT 10AM TO 8PM**** 506 261 7313

Welcome new members and visitors. This section is for Lyla newbies (New Users and people new to this industry). Here are some steps to get you started... 1) Please be sure to read the RULES and FAQ. We try to keep this as up to date as possible so answers to most of your initial questions should be found there. 2) When you sign up as a new user, your first 5 to 10 posts will be manually moderated by us. This stops spammers, abuse and any negative slander that we do not allow here. It can take up to 24 hours excluding weekends and holidays to approve your posts so please be patient with us! 3) Take some time to thoroughly read this section. We have included some great posts here from our members and made them sticky so they show at the top of this section. Feel free to jump into the conversations - that's what Lyla is all about! 4) This is a community and we are all working to make the community better. Your contributions and participation in the discussions should be positive and enjoyable. We do remove negative comments as this is NOT a review board or a place to air your dirty laundry. Please do not use Lyla to slander, call out, fight or flame anyone. SPREAD THE LOVE, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF IT! 5) Please no promotion of sexual services here. You can advertise escort services, but no explicit sexual acts. That includes abbreviations. 6) In the words of Thumper... "If you do not have anything nice to say... don't say anything at all". This is the Lyla policy and anyone who breaks this rule is given a suspension or banned from the site. No warnings. Thanks everyone and enjoy the forum! Lyla xx

I'm not sure if many of you know about the particulars of strip clubs but many of them tend to have a Black Girl Rule. A Black Girl Rule is basically the cap they put on how many woman of colour are allowed to work in an establishment. ( usually 5) There is no white Girl Rule and that is made very clear. There's something about this Rule that makes me feel as if we're in the mid 1900's. I had called the club I normally work at and asked if I could come in early ( I start at 6 ) however there is a friend of mine on here that I wanted to see and could make it in at 2:00. I asked if I could come in early and the response was we're full and have no room for black girls. However, a "white girl" does not have to call in as they will never be too full. Why should I feel sad, guilty for being who I am ? It really hit me today. Racism sucks! What are your thoughts on this ? Shouldn't we all be equal? I mean we are in Canada shouldn't I have an equal opportunity to work? Please I'd love to hear your inputs and thoughts on this touchy subject

I met with this lady in Moncton today. She is very friendly and down to earth, easy to talk to and great at carrying on a conversation. Her service is excellent and she did everything thing that she promised. Book with her before she leaves, you won't be disappointed.

Over the last few weeks I have noticed many threads by punters stating things like: -Any info on ...? (OP) Added posts contain: Saw her last week. Pics are real. She was great, will repeat. -Original Post states: Saw this lady today. Nice location. She was really nice. Loved her ***. We had a great time. Will see her again. Why are punters not filling out proper recommendations? If you have visited someone who deserves a reco, why not fill one out about them? Certain cities are struggling to find recos in their area. Some of these discussion threads are from visiting providers and if you enjoyed seeing them they may not return because no one is aware they are worth seeing since there is no reco about them. Besides sharing info about the industry recos is the main reason why this site was created in the first place, to share your positive experiences about providers. Recos don't need to be a full page. (Unless you want to share more.) Make them just two or three sentences if you prefer. It just keeps record of worth-while providers. Community!

She posts on backpages regularly... I've seen Whitney a handful of times-and each time is better then the last. The location is a awesome-clean, well maintained in a nice center town area-lots of street parking. Now Whitney is just awesome-she's a blonde spinner-is pretty fit, and extremely flexible. Maybe it's YMMV, but she's super outgoing and friendly. Treat her right guys.

B]Nationality: Mediterranean Beauty About myself! . Large C Cup Tits,5'3 Height,140lbs Long Curly Black Hair,Tanned Olive Skin,beautiful exotic face Naughty PlayTimes,Bodyslides,Shower for 2.. Fetishes,RolePlay.Light Dom...Prostate Stimulation My Rates Are Very reasonable ,* Interactive Duo'Sessions.. Hours: Monday to Friday 9am-11pm Saturday 10am-11pm & Sunday 10am-9pm Website:http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca Phone:613-274-7073 ** Free Parking,��� on Site,Private Showers,Clean Facility,Friendly Staff. My Availability Today and This Week! Today 12-11pm Saturday 12-11pm Sunday 12-9pm Hope To See You soon...xoxo

http://calgary.ctvnews.ca/mobile/sex-trade-workers-in-calgary-and-edmonton-handcuffed-and-robbed-by-man-impersonating-police-officer-1.3461553 Please share this article with anyone you know who tour or reside in Alberta. I'm sure he did more victims than the one mentioned in this article. Posted via Mobile Device

What does VIPOTG mean? I have seen that on here before.

Quite the opposite. Lowers cholesterol and helps regulate diabetes. So, ingest away! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oat_beta-glucan

I love a product called Sutil made by Hathor of Vancouver. Odorless, tasteless and you only need a small amount. Never gets sticky and lasts well. Ingredients Aqua, Propanediol *botanical source), Hyaluronic Acid (botanical source), Nelumbo Nucifera Root extract (lotus root), Oat Beta Glucan, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Citric acid. Sutil Luxurious water based botanical body glide light, discreet and long lasting with lotus root and oat beta Glucan. Parade free, glycerin free eco ingredients. http://www.sutillube.com/#mobileNav "If my genitals had a superhero uniform, it would be a coat of Sutil"

Thanks Taffer. I'm trying to make a universal product as close to all-natural as I can. I don't want to add glycerine or alcohol and certainly no parabens. It's a tall order because of the difficulties in production. I'm looking at using hydroxyethylcellulose (wood pulp) for bulk. No oils, no fragrances. There may need to be adjustments with additional ingredients to keep the pH at the right level. I'm trying to keep it around 3.8-4.5 (the same as a healthy vagina).

Re-posting this from AW, with thanks to Notch Johnson, the ultra-hot Anastasia Shcheglova

Fans of harley , shes now at nuden ! Just done my shift and guess who i see looking hotter than ever with her big smile :harley !

Greetings, Are you seeking a sumptuous encounter which captures the true essence of sensory relaxation? With warm introduction, my name is Erin and I'm your delightful distraction from the day to day. I'm gracious in my mannerisms, with a mature demeanor that is instinctively tuned into your desires. I'm independently located in a comfy location that is perfectly suited to our complete discretion. My schedule: Today: 10:00am-5:00pm. Friday: 2:00pm-8:00pm. Advanced bookings are always welcomed. My recommendations: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...t=sensual+erin Please feel free to introduce yourself directly by email to [email protected], or by pm. I look forward to hearing from you! Yours, Erin xoxo

Had trigger point work done on my neck and back yesterday. I have marks all over my back and it was a torturous one hour session but I feel great! The remarks and sounds I was making to the guy performing the massage were those similar to an orgasm. Haha. I'm sure other people heard outside that room. Lol. I have to stop sleeping on my stomach which is the major cause of my neck and upper back problems. I went to sleep last night without a pillow. It was weird so I slept in a fetal position on my side all night and woke up having a better sleep.

Water-based lubricant is more universal, and is safe with condoms and toys alike, including silicon. The quality of the lube really depends on the brand, in my opinion. My favourite water-based lubes are Fuck Water, Swiss Navy, Blossom Organics, and Sliquid. I've had great luck with Slippery Stuff as well. Hybrids are also nice, and apparently compatible with condoms. Cheap water-based lubes will basically vanish before your eyes. A good quality one will last as you need it to, however. I've never had an issue with a quality water-based lube :) Cheers! Lilith xo

Limited time today 1:30 pm till satisfied Do You Know How To Treat A Lady?Then You Should Be Rewarded.. Older Gents (45's and up, or somewhere there about) 100 roses /hh 160 roses/hour, 260 roses/hour and a half, 360 roses/2 sexy hours. Younger Gents Donations Are: Younger Gents Special: 100/hh 120 roses /hh 200 roses/hour, 280 roses/hour and half, 380 roses/2hours Are you a older man looking for a mature angel faced woman to spend some time with? Someone who isn't just a woman but real Lady with soft caressing hands and deep kisses.A woman with deep desires and addicted to cuddles. Step out of your fast paced world and step into my slow seduction. I have warm inviting hazel eyes and extremely short dark auburn red hair. My classic hourglass figure has curves in all the right places. A natural 34 D and and hips mmm hips that beg to be held on to. I'm NO spinner but I do so love to play. Shower available,massage table as well,Soft scented candles burn in my quiet home 10 min away from Downtown Ottawa . I will be waiting. Extras are available just ask in person. Jolie (613)513-9294 XoX

I want to congratulate my bestie Charlotte Quinn on her new adventure as she leaves the escort world. I know you will be great and will rock. I'm proud of you and you worked hard to move on. Love you. I will miss our working times together and you are and always will be the best. Even though you were in NS working a short time you set it on fire. Your legendary in my mind all over. You are the best duo partner anyone could ask for. Love Kylie Jane

Are you a fan of thick girls and huge asses? Well you're in for a treat. 100/200h SCREENING REQUIRED please email me your: age, occupation, and name. For my safety :) [email protected] You'll be begging for more xo Brit~ Email for photos, won't let me put any on here

The items I have in mind are pretty much essential items - - A box of facial tissue or wipes ( eg. hand and face wipes) - A small waste basket These should be placed near the bed or wherever fun is taking place. In addition, these two items should also be available in the washroom.

There's something about her that I like... And she reminds me of someone I like...

Hi! I'm available in Ottawa now until early Saturday (10th) morning. I will also return next week from Wed-Sat as usual. As always, I'm in a discreet, smoke-free environment with ample street and lot parking available. During my visit, both day time and night sessions are available. (Late night visits by advance booking only, unless we already know each other.) Also, I'm an early bird so don't be shy if early mornings are a good time for you (some advance notice needed (1hrs if very early), unless PJs, bleary eyes and a teddy bear being dragged by his paw is your thing) It never hurts to ask though =-) Duos are now available with advance booking. Contact me for more info. More info will be posted soon both on my profile, in ads and on my site. For those of you I have yet the pleasure of meeting, here's a bit more about myself. I'm someone who is open-minded & enjoys romance as well as the wild loss of control where chemistry causes a lack of inhibitions and even for those who are more daring... the darker world of fetish, bdsm, role playing & domination etc. I'm a slim & athletic but curvy 5'7, (5'11 with heels) 36D 24 34 with long dark hair (Pls note my hair is now shorter than in some of the photos, although still long. The price of natural hair is it needs to be cut occasionally. More new pix regularly posted) and big blue/green eyes. I invite you to visit my profile to learn more about me and see some of my pix. I just added a bunch of new ones again! You can also view my new website http://www.JessyCeleste.weebly.com Planning ahead is recommended but not necessary. I am available for over-night companionship and dinner dates (obviously we'd have to plan ahead for that lol) as well. I'm educated, worldly, well cultured, unassuming and have eclectic taste in everything from music to hobbies to philosophy. I think versatility is the spice of life. So I can be soft and delicate, wild and eager to please, impish and Fun or assertive, domineering and nasty. I'm a passionate person and not afraid to dive deep into someone I am with.. So don't be shy to tell me what mood you are in and I can tap into that part of my psyche and have a great time doing it. =) I LOVE getting all dressed up and requests are more than welcome. I have a vast array of outfits, (school girl, sexy stripper, romantic lingerie & domina (PVC,Latex etc), regular/secretary) as well as tools for the more daring of adventurers. I aim to please because I want to see you again when I next visit. Chez moi $240h $180hh (multiple hours work on declining scale. Benefits to on-going relationship/frequent visits.) 2hr $440 3hr $600 Please contact me if interested in Overnights, 24hr and Multi-Day-Get-Away packages. Chez vous $290h (within reasonable distance) For Dom, Fetish & BDSM, please see below. Women and Couples also, very very welcome (additional contribution for additional companion Fetishes, BDSM and/or domination, are by hobbyist specific request only and further contributions may or may not be requested, depending on several factors. IE the nature of the subject, frequency of visits, appointment length, number of extra specialties within one appointment and so on. I pride myself on being very fair to both of us in my pricing. For those who are interested in such ventures; I am very well versed in this world and have a great selection of equipment/toys/attire etc. As for fetishes, many have been surprised that I was the one girl who actually heard of "it" before. =) To see what others have to say about the time they've spent with me, please check out my recos via the link below. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=53018 And don't forget you can check out my profile for pics and a bit more about me. My face, Tattoos & piercings are hidden for discretion's sake but photos are otherwise unaltered. Please allow a few days for reply via PM. Text is best for prompt reply.. Please note, nowhere near all my interests are listed here. Im very versatile and um... creative *giggle* No private or spoofed numbers please. (They will be ignored.) I don't answer calls I am not expecting, please text. Hope to hear from you soon! Kisses, JessyCeleste 438-274-3853 (Now, finally on Twitter) @JessyCeleste1 http://www.JessyCeleste.weebly.com

Well first thing you need to know is that it is hereditary. If your parents did not have babies, you wouldn't be able to have babies either. As for any other details about how they are made, I could not tell you exactly but I'm sure it involves kissing.

Good afternoon handsome men! How is your day?! It's Kadie Lux, your highly reviewed, Sicilian bombshell. I'm 25 years old (end of this month!) and I love to please, tease and receive. I'm very outgoing, accommodating and friendly. Don't hesitate to contact me! You can't go wrong with a WELL Reviewed lady! All information is available for you on my website too. I'm currently pre-booking sessions for Ottawa this week! I'll be available in Kanata this Thursday June 8th - Sunday June 11th Available by 2:30pm on Thursday! Feel free to text me to book :) Ottawa Kanata Location - Thursday June 8 10am - midnight - Friday June 9 10am - midnight - Saturday June 10 10am - midnight - Sunday June 11 10am - midnight PREBOOKING KINGSTON LOCATION FOR NEXT WEEK!! PREBOOKING GARUENTEES OUR TIME TOGETHER ALL TOUR DATES & REVIEWS are available on my website www.Kadielux.com Just join my website & I will approve your request xo ~ SIZZLING SUMMER 2017 TOUR DATES ~ UPCOMING TOUR DATES: Prebooking Available! Kingston Division & 401 Location: - Tuesday June 13 2pm - midnight - Wednesday June 14 10am - midnight - Thursday June 15 10am - midnight - Friday June 16 10am - 1am London Wellington & Exeter Location: - Wednesday June 21 2pm - midnight - Thursday June 22 10am - midnight - Friday June 23 10am - 1am - Saturday June 24 10am - 2pm Durham Region Pickering Location: - Wednesday July 12 1pm - 1am - Thursday July 13 10am - midnight - Friday July 14 10am - 1am - Saturday July 15 10am - 1am More dates available on my website! I'm touring lots of new places and always on the go! I'm really looking forward to meeting new gentlemen and seeing regulars. Don't be shy to text or give me a call. I love all types of men! Men new to the hobby are also welcome. I'm outgoing, friendly, accommodating and wild! I love to have a great time and will make you feel VERY comfortable. Check out my website www.Kadielux.com for reviews, info & more! I'm a sexy thick Italian sweetheart and it's my BIRTHDAY this month! So let's celebrate together sexy people. I'm a 25 year old bombshell. Full of ENERGY and I LOVE to please! I absolutely love hour, 2 hour and 3 hour appointments. NEVER a rush, always take our time and go with the flow.. My donations are $300 per hour, I have specials for multi hour appointments. I'm professional, experienced and it's always a wonderful time! I also have 30min and 45min rates. However a full hour, gives us time and I'm NOT a clock watcher. Please make sure to check out my website & join! I have over 80 POSITIVE reviews! I hope to meet you soon handsome. I'm classy, upscale and very friendly!! xoxo Kadie Lux. Text / Call: and 647 270 1282 Follow on Twitter: @Kadielux1 Website: www.kadielux.com Just join & I'll accept your request!

In position...

Could someone post or PM me about how to contact this place? Can't seem to find any ads. Thanks in advance...

Welcome To Our New Private Location How long has it been since you felt a rush of anticipation, a shiver, a connection? Hello Loves, My name is Kimora I will now be offering independent erotic/sensual massage at my private location. I am 5'4, 130lbs, with natural curly red hair and perfectly manicured nails, soft, relaxing hands (just imagine my nails softly running up & down your spine..) I will of course still be hosting with my girlfriend (Alisonxox). I am a down to earth kind of gal and I will admit..I love my job . A little Preview .. Our erotic encounter begins with my warm, soft hands gliding over your body. Caressing and stroking every part of your body with my gentle, seductive, sensual touch. Feel your excitement grow as my warm soft skin seductively slides against your's. You'll feel the warmth of my lips as I very lightly kiss the back of your neck, the tickle of my soft touch between your thighs.. Services a sensual, de-stressing escape My talented hands to loosen your stiff spots a slow build of teasing, edging, or prostate pleasure (I have toys but feel free to bring your own) an independent, upscale, and non-rushed service a combination of all of the above - Two wonderful rooms freshly decorated and mirrors on the walls for you to appreciate the view from every angle. Equipped with custom made massage tables and memory foam mattress for your comfort. - One of the rooms have a double sized custom made massage table with memory foam to accommodate our famous duo .. - A lounge furnished with taste to enjoy a great glass of wine and a plate of various cheese in good company. - Two complete washrooms for your convenience. One of the bathrooms is equipped with a bathtub for a romantic bubble sponge bath .. - Everything is brand new , modern and of course at your disposition. - Plenty of parking spaces - Very discrete location for the ones that like their privacy - Natural massage oil - Coffee , tea , bottled water Our new services (Available starting the 1st of April.. ) As I have noticed that in order to come visit us , some of you guys are skipping breakfast or lunch so in that case we will be providing you with breakfast / brunch Everyday , we will have a morning breakfast for you from 9:00 to 10:30 and a lunch from 11:30 to 1:00pm. Contact (613) 909-4547 (No Blocked Calls, If I Do Not Answer Please Text Email: [email protected] Twitter: Kimoraxox) My Schedule Monday: 9am-4pm Tuesday: 9am-4pm Wednesday:9am-4pm Thursday:9am-4pm Friday:9am-4pm Saturday: 3pm-8:30pm Sunday: Please book in advance My Recommendations https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?569850-Kimora-Bliss&highlight=kimora https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?556895-The-big-list-of-Ottawa-MAs-who-provide-GFE&highlight=kimora Of course the rules will be the same .. We will be working by appointments only. No walk-ins allowed to ensure everybody's privacy. Location Merivale Rd (Between Hunt Club and Baseline)

Ariel did not initially grab my attention but lately I've been noticing this kind-of other-wordly ethereal beauty about her...*holy grail*

BANSHEE It's got everything: criminal Amish gangs, criminal Russian gangs, cross dressing asian criminal guy, criminal indigenous gangs, excon criminal main character as the sherrif, and now a former neo Nazi criminal gang guy. oh, and this season, criminal latino gang & criminal black gangs show up. All that and the 17 year old ex Amish girl who is helping her criminal Amish uncle run drugs and the strip club! Oh, and the crazy pants bodyguard guy. Friday nights on HBO

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I have watched this thread and sat holding my tongue but my edit button has imploded so here it goes... Miss Gabriella, thank you for starting this thread! To the ladies who have weighed in, thank you. Pistol Pete, your hygiene is not in question here. You are far to much of a gentleman to be so blatantly ignorant of such a delicate detail. But... I personally know of a cerb member who claims to have impeccable hygiene which I know for a fact that the times I have met him, it was intolerable and I could not say anything for fear of offending as he is a lovely human being. After the last visit, I decided I simply cannot do it anymore and will not see him professionally ever again. Thinking that it might just be my olfactory perception out of whack, I followed up with other providers who know him and they all had the same experience with him. From his point of view, his hygiene is ticky boo but in reality it is an obstacle most of his providers can't overlook without gagging. This shows me that these threads are necessary, not just for the newbies but the seasoned hobbyist as well. If it saves one provider from having to deal with the gut wrenching smells of putrid B.O., crack chunks or the remnants of a human cheese factory, so be it. Providers are a sensitive lot and we avoid saying anything that may offend. What we can't say face to face, we bring up here. If it seems repetitive, so be it. Dealing with foul odours over and over and over again is more than redundant, its repulsive and repugnant and my second greatest challenge in my work... cat

I really appreciate this good discussion, Charlotte. More than guys who want to haggle over prices, arrive early, try to stay late or, after they've arrived at the meeting place, pressure us for things we hadn't agreed to do, basic hygiene is the number one thing companions complain about. The guys who refuse to shower, the ones who shower but somehow don't get cleaner, the ones who seem oblivious to fecal matter clinging to their bodies are very challenging and sometimes impossible for us to engage with as well as we want to. A little over a year ago, a prospective client scheduled a lunch meeting with me. He wanted to get to know me before booking intimate time with me. Lunch was great. He had a sparkling personality and a great sense of humour. We talked and laughed, complained about politics, moaned about the endless Vancouver rain, told stories and otherwise quickly developed a very good rapport. When we left the restaurant, he walked me to my car. I offered a hug and he happily embraced me. That's when I smelled the strong cigarette smoke clinging to his clothes. I gave him a gentle kiss on the cheek. I could taste cigarettes on his skin. I didn't want to ruin the date, so I didn't say anything. I'm particularly sensitive to cigarette smoke. Heavy smokers often don't realize that the smoke and chemicals are absorbed by their whole bodies and exude from their skin. Without being too gross about it, the aroma is particularly pungent where there are major concentrations of sweat glands--that is, under the arms and in the groin. When he contacted me the next day to arrange a meeting time, I asked him about how much he smoked. He admitted that he smoked about three to three and a half packs a day. He was bashful about it, knowing how bad this was for his health. I had to tell him that I wouldn't be able to tolerate the smoke that oozes from a heavy smoker's pores. It's not a little thing, for me. I've tried to ignore it, but I can't: I quickly feel very ill, and a simple hot shower doesn't take care of it. I was very sorry to lose what I was sure would have been a great engagement with this very charming, personable fellow. He wrote to me a couple of weeks later, asking for another chance. He said that he'd taken steps to remedy the problem and that his wife was happy with the results so far. He wanted to meet me and, if the smoke was still a problem, that would be that. No hard feelings, no harm done. We could enjoy some social time together instead. I agreed to see him a week later. In the interval, he went to his health club and had a long sauna, followed by a deep tissue massage from the club's expert male masseuse. He did that twice that week, including the day before our meeting. The difference was incredible! He still smoked. He said he was trying hard to cut back. I could still detect a bit of smoke on his jacket. He took a shower before joining me in bed and everything was fine. He's become a very good, regular client. He sees me about once a month. He's continued with the sauna-and-massage routine. He's cut back his smoking to less than a pack a day and soon expects to give it up completely. He's feeling much healthier. I'm not the reason he's cut back on smoking, but I may have contributed to it. Whatever is true, he makes his own choices about such things. But I have truly appreciated being taken seriously.