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God, I wish I'd been there. I would have laughed...I would have howled...I would have taken pictures, and posted them here!! I would have posted them on all the lamp posts within three blocks!!! Somewhere inside me, there's a "mean girl" trying to get out.

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It's been a couple of months since I started a thread on this board. Today is one of those days... Went and spent some time with my favorite SP last night, left there feeling mildly euphoric. Those moments that occur in life that you just can't quite explain but leave you feeling like you have a happy heart. Yes, she is a beautiful and very attractive woman on the outside but I have gotten to know her and spend time with her. To me, she is five or even ten fold more beautiful on the inside. I sincerely mean that. I have a bounce in my step today. The feeling that life is good and a day when it feels, at least a little restored, that things are alright. I've found myself realizing that my random thoughts are those filled with pleasant thoughts of her. No, not just the "activities" that took place but of the entire experience itself. Since I was a young teenager I've known that I didn't and still don't believe in monogamy, that may change one day. I'm single and still fairly young. I've experienced a couple of long-term relationships in my life but never wanted to follow through and commit. Some may see this as an act of selfishness as I once did but I realize it's that I simply don't agree, for me, with that type of lifestyle. I acknowledge that there is a very likely chance that I will never be a father, I'm okay with that...I am at peace with it. I have never felt like it was for me. We all have different thoughts of what makes us happy in life. I have met just a couple of women in my life where I have had thoughts that perhaps one day, one day, I may be willing to settle down with someone. You know, when I'm older and find that someone that I may be content to spend those later years enjoying life with. Perhaps seeing more of the world and enjoying some of the truly beautiful things and places to visit that life has to offer. When the day will come when I will be old and sitting on that swing-chair beside that one person that is so dear to me and we're just rocking back and forth while holding hands. That day may or may never come. I may or may never have the opportunity to grow old. I'm by no means insinuating that if I get there it will be with this person who is making me feel this way or having these thoughts today. What I do know is that if it ever does come or happen for me, as I see it or visualize it in my mind, it will be with someone just like her... or it will never happen at all. Today is one of those days... WIR

She was in last night. Didn't mention you to me :-) I don't think Nicole is physic! But who is, really? [Perhaps you meant physique?]

Lmao somewhere inside me , there's a " mean girl " trying to get out . Omg I've just about laughed out loud for the entire city of Gatineau and Ottawa to hear me lol who comes up with this stuff [emoji85] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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Greetings Cerbians ... I am not sure if this has been noted elsewhere, so am putting this memo up on this forum. Unfortunately it seems that Cowboy Kenny has decided to end his entries on The Diary due to personal reasons, and because of the growing availability and expertise with technologies such as Tineye and Reverse Google Image Search. He explains it on the most recent entry on The Diary. http://www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/ Obviously this is the end of an era, and must be noted and commemorated. I have relied on The Diary to reveal The Deceivers, Scammers, Shysters, and Bait & Switchers that are the scourge of the BP. CBK was a warrior on the front lines, keeping the Hobbying members in the loop regarding those TGTBT posts and images. I am still a Neophyte Punter, and have some familiarity with Reverse Google Image Search, but nowhere near the calibre of The Diary entries. I found some fake ads, but would always double-check with The Diary. I was in awe of the zeal with which CBK pursued his Quarry. I hope he will find some spare moments to make new posts as time permits. Looking at BP ads without The Diary as backup is like flying without a net. Thanks Cowboy Kenny for all the hard work that you put into The Diary. The research was meticulous, and accompanied by thoughtful, witty, and humorous entries. Much Appreciated. Best Wishes and Happy Trails

Last night I got to skype with my son who lives in Alberta and got to see my baby girl(15 months old) who still calls me hamba(grandpa) and it broke my heart when she was blowing me kisses at the end of our conversation. I just feel like taking off and go visit them soon. I miss my son and my little snowflake.

The " Bad " in " Freddy's Finest Bad Girl " must refer to her attitude. She was one of the worst SP experiences I've ever had.

I have met Meaghan twice, you definitely will have a great time.

Serenity, Jenna, and Cece in today. Jenny barback. I don't want to be negative, but Cece's ass is quite a bit bigger than I remember. That might work for you. She's still flexy as hell, and still has an attitude. Again, that might work for you. Oo! Adriana just showed up. I may stay a bit longer to see her stage show. EDIT: WOWEE! What a mover!

Love to squirt is a bait and switch. She steals photos from Montreal and Toronto and baits you in and threatens to call the cops once you call her out on it. She's been doing it for a few years. Different adds with different. Pics. Usually runs 3 adds with all different pics at the same time.

Already saw Catherine. Was not a huge fan of Kesh (she seemed uninterested), and I do not live in Fredericton so Lana is not an option. Really looking for someone I have not seen yet.

Was texting with her last week as she is close to me. Probably going to try her out soon I will let you guys know.

Blond east-coast Nicole, mid 20s. I really like her too. My second favorite dancer at Barb's. She's really nice and obviously what a great physic. I need to go this coming weekend. Heard through a friend that my fav dancer Havana is missing me. :) I need to see her too, it's been over a month. Feel the need to keep her happy. :) WIR

Catherine 4 sure!!

I'm told that Jenny was one of three servers (so not "bartending" exactly) on Saturday night (July 8th) at Barb's. I wasn't present, so I guess this falls into the category of "hearsay".

Don't worry: Jenny isn't bartending tonight, so you're not missing out!

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Phoenix is definitely one of the main reasons I always seem to be drawn to Barb's whenever I'm in Ottawa.

Well said! But are we doing a dis-service if we report a special service that an attendant maybe had a weak moment or because we are so darn seductive she fell under our magic, lol, and we get her in trouble or the establishment in trouble over everyone expecting to receive that service? We know that it has happened before. The title "cheap massages" is sort of troubling. Hopefully not encouraging members to negotiate extras at a very economical price and report here or is the intent to list massage places with the fees charged? It was wise not to discuss extras that might be available as majority of massage places are just that, a place to get a massage. Majority of student that graduate high school and enrol in training for massage probably have no idea about happy endings. They probably think a happy ending is to pass the course and find employment. I assume a client requesting such extras or a masseuse providing such services can be charged by LE. Not sure what the law is but that lady Simi was in the news not long ago about being charged. Going to one of the "many" Massage Parlors in Wpg and trying to negotiate very low fees for extra service should be a no-no just as clients get annoyed about SPs adding fees once sessions have begun. Discussion on showing respect to attendants at massage parlors and not making them feel low down and dirty is a whole new discussion. The massage industry is getting to be a very touchy business in more ways than one.

wpgtennis and estacey51, we all have to be more discreet when we post info publicly about massage places. This is especially true of spas and salons that operate under business names and advertise their addresses. We don't have to be quite as circumspect when describing the services of independent providers operating in their own homes and/or via outcall, but we still have to be careful. All of this is a consequence of Bill C-36. I know it's counter-intuitive for a board such as this one to restrict information, but, unfortunately, it's necessary. Posting that happy endings are available at a registered business could get them in trouble with LE. Also, it's certainly possible that some masseuses are providing extras without the knowledge of their bosses, or with their bosses' willful blindness, so we don't want to get someone fired due to indiscreet posting, The other factor is that you're both new posters, and we don't know you at all. You could be LE or an owner on a fishing expedition. I'm not saying you are, but we don't know for sure. You have to establish yourselves as trusted members before veteran members will trust you enough to share sensitive information. Given the restrictions, that's more difficult than it used to be. Frankly, I would not answer your questions, even in a PM, I hope no one else will either. It's nothing personal; it's just caution resulting from C-36. So, my advice is get out there, TOFTT and figure out a way to establish yourselves without being indiscreet.

Any 411 on this one thinking about trying her out. Like that back door play is optional. http://thunderbay.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/hot-barbie-doll-%E2%80%8D-the-girl-youve-been-searching-for-807-355-3339/77087038

To the OPs question; If you're really worried or nervous; stick with the established, known, well-reviewed ladies who have websites/posting history/etc.. and politely mention that you are new to using companion services and a little anxious about such- we appreciate knowing if you're new & nervous as nerves can sometimes come across very similar to those who waste our time for fun. Though I believe it's been said before, I also wanted to mention.. Aside from the amount for her rates (& any tip if you plan on giving one,) you do not have to bring your wallet or anything of value to a booking. You can show up with nothing other than the amount required for your booking and she won't be offended. ;) A Professional Service Provider should be more than happy to send you links to their site, profile, twitter, blog and/or reviews. It's safe to assume that these ladies are not going to rob or scam you as we care way too much about our reputations, clients and their businesses. While I'm not a client personally, I've had more than a few tell me that they typically see ladies who have at least some sort of screening requirements. (But never the kind of screening that makes you go to some weird site and enter credit card information! I've never heard of a genuine provider asking for something like that.) Every newbie who's interested in seeing a Professional should read stillopensdoors' post, which should be called '12 Tips to a Rewarding Experience with a Professional Service Provider.' If I could nominate it more than once I would, because if you follow those tips, you're pretty much guaranteed a good time with a professional provider. Combine those tips with excellent hygiene and most Pros will be more than happy to see you, refer you, make time for you, wear extra special lingerie for you, lol.. Treating us with respect, like the professionals we are is a massive turn on. It's a great way to have us treating you like a King!