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4 pointsI simply do not understand why anyone who would want to meet someone who would want to offer an unsafe service nor someone who would devalue themselves by offering themselves by negotiating their advertised rates. Yes....red flags! But if certain punters are willing to take the risk then these women will continue this dangerous practice and expect the rest of us to conform. It's simple...block the jerks who contact yòu that do not have respect for what you offer and move on. I know it's frustrating and I understand your plight but some people just need to push the boundaries to feel that they àre in control. Sad.
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2 pointsJust wanted to say hi.. i m new on the site.. looking forward to amazing times together... xo isa
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2 pointsIts probably hard for a true gentleman to realize how much this happens . Even to those ladies that have been around a long time . BBFS, phone that rings all night, rude and inappropriate questions , we get it all.
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2 pointsIf you're new to the hobby, my strong suggestion would be to avoid Backpage and check out some of the established regulars, especially the ones here on Cerb. If you do try someone new, there's a free site called Tiny Eye which does a reverse search on images (or, use google image search at the very least). If they give a cell phone number, google it to see if comes up as a scam. If multiple ladies are using the same phone number, that's a big warning flag usually. An excellent rule of thumb = if it seems to good to be true, there's a decent chance it probably isn't true. Don't take any one person's review, good or bad, as being gospel. Also remember Cerb rules only allow people to post good reviews, ie recommendations. I can share some of your concerns, as I just recently moved to Halifax and had to leave some of my favourite ladies back west. To me, Halifax had (has) a reputation for underage trafficking, so I was hyper-cautious. While I enjoy a young 20 year old as much as the next red-blooded male, I have zero desire for a 16 year old and "child molester" would probably look bad on my resume at work. That's my biggest caution with Backpage. Luckily for you, Halifax has lots of established ladies. In absolutely no particular order, here's several that have multiple excellent reviews... Exotic Touch Danielle, MsManda, Addictive Barbie, Kylie Jane, Cristycurves, Savannah Sol, Dirty Blonde Maria, Bad Ass Bella, Littleprincessemma... any of those would likely be an amazing time. Read their reviews, look at their albums, see if it matches what you are looking for. If Asians are your thing, the agency VIPOTG is usually the way to go, but they can be a challenge for new clients to deal with. Three last pieces of advice, young grasshopper... (1) even if the lady offers it for an extra price, never ever ever do BB FS. (2) Remember that you are only donating towards time and companionship, period. If you want to avoid legal problems, do not go in to "I'll pay you $X if you do Y" on the phone or in emails. (3) Treat the ladies like gems. Be nice to them, they'll be nice to you. Grab a shower before you go, be polite, and absolutely respect their limits. Good luck, my friend. Fire me a PM if you need any more help.
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1 pointWelcome new members and visitors. This section is for Lyla newbies (New Users and people new to this industry). Here are some steps to get you started... 1) Please be sure to read the RULES and FAQ. We try to keep this as up to date as possible so answers to most of your initial questions should be found there. 2) When you sign up as a new user, your first 5 to 10 posts will be manually moderated by us. This stops spammers, abuse and any negative slander that we do not allow here. It can take up to 24 hours excluding weekends and holidays to approve your posts so please be patient with us! 3) Take some time to thoroughly read this section. We have included some great posts here from our members and made them sticky so they show at the top of this section. Feel free to jump into the conversations - that's what Lyla is all about! 4) This is a community and we are all working to make the community better. Your contributions and participation in the discussions should be positive and enjoyable. We do remove negative comments as this is NOT a review board or a place to air your dirty laundry. Please do not use Lyla to slander, call out, fight or flame anyone. SPREAD THE LOVE, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF IT! 5) Please no promotion of sexual services here. You can advertise escort services, but no explicit sexual acts. That includes abbreviations. 6) In the words of Thumper... "If you do not have anything nice to say... don't say anything at all". This is the Lyla policy and anyone who breaks this rule is given a suspension or banned from the site. No warnings. Thanks everyone and enjoy the forum! Lyla xx
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1 pointHi lady and gent, Is it me or low baler and people asking for bare sex is more and more frequent? Is it me who is becoming less patient or it becoming a real problem? Just today I block 5 person from asking bare sex or/and barging...on top of people not reading ad !!! Sorry guess just need to vent a little.
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1 pointContacted Casedy the other night based on a discussion about her here on the board. All I can say is I'M SO F%KING GLAD I DID! I have always been a fan of a great show weather it be at the theatre, cinema, or from a SP. What I want to see is something inspiring and new. OMFG did Casedy deliver. As anyone who knows me can attest, I am an absolute sucker for a great rendition of any classic harmony played solely on the skin flute. And as everyone knows the best flutists are the ones that show determination, focus, fluidity, and never shy away from a challenging piece. Now as some may have guessed I have earned my handle, not from working hard, but from the sheer luck of having a father whose loins were also blessed with the gift of a meat hammer that puts Thor's beloved Mjolnir to shame. That said I live with the curse everyday that has me yearn for a set of tonsils that can swallow said hammer. Many times have I been ensured complete envelopment of the Johnsonville brat only to be let down as only 1/3 of the tubesteak disappears. Oh...to be of normal length and girth. Most men don't realize how blessed they are ;) Long story short it was an experience of a lifetime served with a smile. Casedy is he type of lady that you can chat with before and after. She's like an exGF that you can still tap into on those lonely nights and who shows just how to push all your little love buttons. Thanks again Casedy! I plan to repeat. Now gentlemen! Line up to get your tickets for the show!
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1 pointIt can be quite hard to follow up with all the texts, yes. Sometimes I actually don't have the time to answer a single text during my day and knowing Hope, she's probably even busier than me. If your text date more than an hour before she gets to see it and you leave no instructions, she might just not get back to it thinking about your privacy. I personally don't take call as it is too time consuming, I don't know about her. Just try at a few different moments maybe?
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1 pointI pride myself on being sincere, warm, outgoing, personable, compassionate, and down-to-earth. With a genuine interest in learning about others, this makes me a natural conversationalist. Gentlemen from various backgrounds will find themselves completely relaxed and comfortable during our time spent together. It would be my pleasure to show you a world of sensual bliss that you won't soon forget... Me, My Sessions, And I... Respected and well-reviewed Independent MA Nuru massage & lap dance massage appointments Private studio in center-town, walking distance from Bank & Elgin street Available Monday to Friday: 10:00 - 10:00 Text: 613-604-3175 [email protected] @jackiegilcrest Jackiegilcrest.ca
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1 pointHi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, I am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. workout body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... .I great you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm.
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1 pointA bit unexpected and too short of a stay but I will be visiting Moncton for an evening of sensual delights. If you are a gentleman searching for that special lady to create and share intimate connections with.... I invite you get to know me a little better. My personality is best described as flirtatious, playful and affectionate. As a former exotic dancer I am schooled in the art of seduction... a trait that now serves me well as an independent exclusive companion. You will love the way I move! Physically I am tall -5'8, busty(36DD) with long blonde hair and ocean blue eyes. My soft kissable lips and sun-kissed skin adores the attention of a man's touch and my extensive collection of designer lingerie will surely put a satisfied smile on your face. My 50+ reviews: click here MONCTON - OCT 18th (2pm-11pm) OCT 19th (9am-noon) Advance booking recommended to avoid disappointment I provide a relaxed atmosphere at my private upscale hotel suite to select company where our time together promises to be unrushed and fulfilling. If you can see yourself being spoiled - please refer to my website to learn more sierra-halifaxescort.com or email [email protected] with any questions you may have. Discretion is assured and your need for confidentiality will be highly respected. Truly Yours, Sierra xoxo
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1 pointI just saw her for the 1st time. Wow! She's an wonderful lady from Montreal for sure. Awesome body, great personality, but yes she's quiet. If you haven't seen her, you're missing out.
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1 pointI am new on lyla but around for the last 3 years so no I don't think it the case. It just becoming more frequent mostly on the low baler part. But I get your point. Worst I block theme but my cell show it when there texting and they keep on texting me ...weird!
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1 pointI'm looking forward to this! I'll pay for a ticket possibly as a donation since I'm scheduled for some 'minor' surgery that day. lol I have no worries about meeting someone I know as we'll both be in the same situation. Never happened at the vaiouos cerb socials but I don't care if it were to happen.
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1 pointWent to the theater with my SB yesterday to see "The Hitman's Bodyguard". A must see if you like this genres of movies. The cast of Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson and Gary Oldman is brilliant! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1959563/
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1 pointGentlemen, Allow me to introduce myself. Im Rebecca, the cute girl next door you have dream about, once in your life. Im 27 years old, french Canadian from Montréal with an adorable accent. I stand 5'4 with curvy build, long dark hair and nice handful of perky tits. My juicy pink lipz will amaze you in more than one way. My warm and friendly personality will put you at ease just with a smile by opening the door. Kiss? Cuddle? Light caress? Or something a little more spicy? I love it all. Take a look at what others have to say about me.. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=40938 At my place donation... Limited time specials for lyla's members only! 100HH 180H 280 90MIN 340 2H Located in the SOUTHEND by the airport... 613-315-6354 Rebecca xoxox
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1 pointHi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, I am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. workout body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... .I great you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm.
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1 pointCOME CHECK OUT MY MIND BLOWING SKILLS GENTLEMAN! YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED I PROMISE TO MAKE YOU FORGET YOUR WORRIES, EASE YOUR STRESS, COMFORT YOUR EVERY BEING & BRING A SMILE BACK ONTO YOUR FACE 1. Available in Ottawa weekly for Elite MA & SP Luxury Companion Encounters. Various Upscale Locations, discreet, private, 100% independent. Parking, Hygienic Products, Shower Available, Fresh Linens & Towels ! IN/OUT 2. Available in Toronto 1-2 times a month (For 4-7 days). Elite MA & SP Luxury Companion Encounters. Discreet, Upscale, Private Location. Lots of free parking & shower available ! 3. Live Webcam Model (please contact me for my website, schedule, payment options & username) Are You Looking For An Exceptionally Fantastic Time ? A New, Exciting & Different Experience ? Look No Further You Have Found Your Woman !!!! I Would Like To Describe Myself As Being A Beautiful, Classy, Sweet, Youthful Woman. I Have Many Yummy Attributes that consist of: Naturally Busty 36C Boobs, Firm Booty, And A Toned FIT Frame! AN AMAZINGLY UNIQUE TIME IS IN STORE FOR BOTH OF US I STRIVE to seduce, please, put you at ease...AND also give you the ULTIMATE satisfaction guaranteed. I LOVE mutual encounters of friendship and TRUE satisfaction as well as ENTICING conversations & bonding relationships! My Appearance: 27 years old, long brunette hair, sparkling hazel eyes, silky smooth skin, 5'3, 130lbs with curves in all of the right places, fit & toned figure, 36C perfect firm & natural boobs, juicy toned butt, gorgeous face features, million dollar smile and I am Italian & French My Personality: Super friendly, outgoing, sensual, very playful, genuine experience, passionate lover, seductive, down to earth, non-rushed, bubbly, sweet, classy, open-minded, sexy, caring, intelligent, respectful, reliable, honest and discreet luxury companion Fees: (Please ask me) FEES DIFFER! SCHEDULES FOR THIS WEEK: MON. OCT. 9TH-SUN. OCT. 15TH: OTTAWA: Elite MA & SP Luxury Companion Encounters: Mon: OFF Tues: 3PM-10PM (OTTAWA EAST) Wed: OFF Thurs: 12PM-10PM (OTTAWA EAST) Fri: 3PM-11PM (OTTAWA EAST) Sat: OFF Sun: OFF Live Webcam Shows: (please ask me for my payment options, availability, details, website link): Mon: OFF Tues: OFF Wed: OFF Thurs: OFF Fri: OFF Sat: OFF Sun: OFF EMAIL. PM. TEXT. For more information or to book!!! TEXT ME: 647-494-2894 Email: [email protected] CIAO FOR NOW!, CRAVE TAYLOR/OLIVIA Gents! XOXO MUAHS!
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1 pointRebecca gives the true GFE experience. She is sweet, skilled and pretty. A welcoming hug puts a man immediately at ease. She makes eye contact when you are with her, and makes you feel 110%. She responds promptly to texts and prefers to book ahead so far as possible. For me, I much prefer the fine experience Rebecca offers to one where the companion is distant.
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1 pointFor those of you who don't know me, I am a mature, sensual, elegant and sassy lady who will lead you astray with all the experience that only maturity brings. I bring an intelligent yet exciting approach to our time together but can also turn up the heat when the moment arises! From soft and sensuous to mildly wild and uninhibited, I am a woman who likes our encounter to escalate to wonderful heights! My schedule (unless otherwise advertised) Monday 10am-3pm Tuesday and Thursday 2pm-8pm Wednesday 10am-4pm Saturday - 10am-5pm Evening appointments and encounters at downtown hotels are possible but only if pre-booked. 140hh/240h Check out the about me tab on my profile page for more info! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=27470 Kisses, Meg Please note that I only answer the phone when expecting a call and therefore request that you either text me at 613-282-1560 or email me at [email protected] in order to get the ball rolling.
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1 pointJust came back from watching "Blade Runner 2049" and it's a very good and visually stunning movie. But if you're one of those who thinks the first movie was long , boring and pretentious, you'll likely feel the same about this one. But if you enjoy deep sci-fi movies with great visuals combined to a "film noire" genre and enjoy the mythology, you'll certainly like it the way I did. If you want a friendly advice, stay away from the reviews and enjoy the surprises this movie offer.
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1 pointI don't have many clients who do the reverse massage but that's their loss because it really turns me on and I feel much more inclined to reward them even more for their efforts.. My idea of receiving a massage these days is going to a male RMT a couple of times a month who tortures the hell out of me with trigger point therapy and goes for the knots but I always feel amazing after! In fact I can still feel his thumbprint in my back from the other day! Lol
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1 pointGood Day Gentlemen of Moncton, It's been way too long... I will be visiting Oct 18 and hosting downtown. My name is Bianca Jaguar, a youthful looking mature over 50 companion. There is much more to me than meets the eyes (mine being blue). I can be classy, sassy or demure, but also friendly, outgoing, well spoken (je parle egalement francais), passionate and playful. If we haven't had the pleasure of meeting yet, you can reach me through email (preferred method) or my booking form. Please include: -Your name, age and a little bit about you - Date, time and length of appointement requested - A reference from a reputable lady from Lyla preferably If we have met before, you can simply text me for pre booking. [email protected] 514-825-9248 400/h Please visit my website for further instructions and extended dates at Biancajaguar.com Bianca xxx Your Exquisite Companion
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1 pointTina was awesome Sent from my SM-G903W using Tapatalk
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1 pointYes, this really works. My ex gf was in the same situation and it helped her, too.
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1 pointCommon adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.
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