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Like a few here already mentioned here, not every ladies enjoys the visibility. And mostly not if the goal is a little extra income without making a career out of it. Some prefer keeping a few regulars, than a long list of men they barely got time to see. This is particularly the case with MA's who only offer FS to hobbyists with who they share a certain chemistry. So, an honest and positive review can become a bit misleading if the full experience is limited to only a few select men. When I read a review I pay more attention to the work environment and logistics than the experience itself. Everyone has their unique taste in women(or men) and different kinks. A bad experience for one can be great for another and vice versa. For me, I want to know if she's legit and has a clean place. For the rest, I prefer going blind and enjoy the surprise. High expectations dont often payoff.

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

Hi lady and gent, Is it me or low baler and people asking for bare sex is more and more frequent? Is it me who is becoming less patient or it becoming a real problem? Just today I block 5 person from asking bare sex or/and barging...on top of people not reading ad !!! Sorry guess just need to vent a little.

Ottawa Independent Companions is a new collective of independent companions in Ottawa. We are organizing our first meet & greet on October 27 at a private location in Ottawa. We'll have amazing performances by Capital Tease Burlesque throughout the evening. The goal of the collective is to share resources and knowledge. If you would like to come, please e-mail [email protected]. Tickets cost $60 each. Independent companions attend for free. Please note this is a meet & greet only, similar to the old CERB socials. Just an opportunity to hangout and get to know each other better while enjoying a fun show. I'll be there, and I know a lot of other Ottawa-based escorts, massage attendants, and people who offer BDSM services will be there too!

It's time to get your flu shot, had mine today. Costs you nothing and protects you and everyone around you.

While I have never seen her this is for sure the same person...I also had issues setting something up..

Hi SavannahSol, I don't mean to harp on this SP, but there's no defending this fail on her part. I made three different appointments on three separate occasions, and she cancelled them all with in 10-15 minutes of my arrival. If she can't keep her appointments, then she simply shouldn't advertise. I do hope that someone else has a better experience, and can someday post a good review for this duo when they get it together. On the last appointment, we re-agreed on a price (same as it had been in the previous 2 attempts) about an hour before the appointment time. I gave the traditional 30 minute text from arrival that I was on my way. Then after a few more "you on your way?" "yes, almost there," text messages, at about 10 minutes from arrival she texts and ups the price another 100. Not 20 or 40, but another 100. No extras were requested prior to that time. When I said that we had agreed on a price, and that I really couldn't pay another 100 on top of the agreed on price, she cancelled the appointment and told me to contact her again when I could. I told her good luck, and I didn't think that would be anytime soon.

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, I am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. workout body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... .I great you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm.

This is very true in some cases. For these reasons the lady should be asked if she accepts recommendations, and sent to her privately beforehand to see if she's comfortable with the details. Review boards are an excellent example of the points you have made, often done with no respect to the lady or her privacy. That's unfortunate.

I used to be the type to see ladies on average 4 times a year and that was to satisfy my needs for intimacy. Although I still have this need I now use this lifestyle to define myself, make myself a better lover and appreciate the ladies that offer this to me. I have met many great ladies and I admire them for what they do to us men. In all honesty I see a few ladies(repeats) now but more often and I'm interested in the conversations we have and share together, I guess we can call ourselves friends.

I visit Ottawa every few months or so and I am looking forward to spending time at the fax between meetings. I will say though that since I am not a regular, I notice that the girls mostly spend time with the guys who frequent the club on a more regular basis than I. Unfortunate because even though I am trying to make eye contact with the girls I am usually ignored.

I last saw her on a Sunday night a couple of weeks ago. She had someone in the CR for ages.... I enjoy her as well from time to time.

this is a little more info http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/shop-wants-operation-northern-spotlight-to-end-1.4356772 the 'sting' is now over, and after 'interviewing' over 320 sps who they considered, for whatever messed up reasons reading into their ads, were 'at risk', they found 8, 2 of whom were under 18. which is not to say the under 18s considered themselves at risk or coerced/trafficked, just that the cops are allowed to stop them from working. the other 6? no idea, we are simply to assume they asked for help to 'exit' i guess

Actually you are correct. Most girls offer most of what I want. Some sessions are better due to chemistry and connection. Some because the girl really enjoys what they are doing. Some girls are more sensual then others. And then some offer a bit more if you become a regular.

I haven't seen this thread before you bumped it. Is there really some girl in 2017 that doesn't offer what you added in your first post?

So after much deliberation I took the plunge and meet the wonderful Nadia QTX. Her website lays out the whole process and options and rules with seeing this fine lady. Follow it carefully and to the T. Timings for her are paramount. I fully enjoyed my time with Nadia and I 100% plan on seeing her if and when she comes back. She provided me with the closest thing to a true GFE experience I think I have ever had from an SP. She was accommodating and conversational, her English is slightly broken though, so be patient. As for the nitty gritty. It was excellent, and the fact I have full intention of seeing her again, ASAP, should tell anyone reading this that I fully recommend this fine lady. This was only my second experience with an Asian lady and I have to admit they provide something very different. In a very very good way. I cant put my finger on it, but she truly is a unique, fully immersed, erotic and pleasurable purveyor of time.

My dad's 97 yrs old today! His doc said he could have one drink, so taking him out for dinner and one double vodka/tonic. :)

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, I am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. workout body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... .I great you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm.

Was always a shy guy around women and people in general. Into the hobby for a while off and on. One thing that this hobby has given me that I would not have enjoyed outside of it, is a menage-a-trois. Being with two women at the same time is the ultimate especially if you had seen them individually before and got along great with them. Mind blowing to say the least.

The conection is defi etely the key. .. i think massage should be something very espontaneous... sometimes asking too much information before starting a session can kill the mood... i believe in exploring without expectations.. makong it feel more natural ... althou there is a business transaction it should not feel like one

A simpler way is to install the TOR browser. (Heck, If I was able to do it, anyone can! LOL). It's simply a browser like Chrome or Firefox. Some say it's slow, but I didn't see that much of a difference. There's also an android version, in that case an auxiliary program called Orbot has to also be installed. I don't understand the exact mechanics of it, but it seems to go through many IP addresses in many countries, causing complete confusion to the US 'censors'. Additional Comments: BP seems to have a sister site, just replace BP with postfastr in the URL address. Some SOB hobbyist should try it and give us some feedback. > > > >SOB ===> South Of Border... Don't get me wrong, bunch of twisted minds! lol

Its probably hard for a true gentleman to realize how much this happens . Even to those ladies that have been around a long time . BBFS, phone that rings all night, rude and inappropriate questions , we get it all.

I simply do not understand why anyone who would want to meet someone who would want to offer an unsafe service nor someone who would devalue themselves by offering themselves by negotiating their advertised rates. Yes....red flags! But if certain punters are willing to take the risk then these women will continue this dangerous practice and expect the rest of us to conform. It's simple...block the jerks who contact yòu that do not have respect for what you offer and move on. I know it's frustrating and I understand your plight but some people just need to push the boundaries to feel that they àre in control. Sad.

Anyone tried recently......Jasmine offering massage session or not Pls PM me the contact info. Thanks

Both ladies are legit, and friends of mine. I know that Allie works a vanilla job outside of being an SP and gets really busy sometimes, worth the visit though.