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Just like last year at Christmas time I will receive guests and they are not relative. Since my son lives out west and will work on Christmas day it's a sad day for us(my wife and I) and we invite people from our facebook who are alone at Christmas to join us for a meal and quality time in our home. Keep in mind we are doing this to bring joy in our life too by giving in this season of festivities.

She is a scam. Not the same girl in the pics. She has been posting 2-3 adds a week with all different number and different pic. I wrote a negative review about her a few years ago and was warned not to do it again or be banned of this site.

Classy, Young and Seductive Vanilla Baebe in Gatineau-- Spinner with a twist! I rarely take a chance on BP, but this lovely lady was recommended personally to me by a member and there are few SP's on this side of the river. Texting was easy, quick and friendly and I set up a meeting for that evening. Her incall would be 15 minutes from either the Portage or Champlain bridges and close to St. Joseph Boulevard in Hull. It was pretty easy to find but the number of the building is on the right-hand side and not visible from the Street. She also does outcalls. The place was clean and the room comfortable. She welcomed me in with a nice hug and kiss which set things off on a good note. Her pictures were taken late last week as I gave her the two-piece outfit, so you can see for yourself that she is one hot spinner with an amazing taut bum and tiny sensitive breasts. And she knows how to combine her physical attributes, warm personality and soft-spoken demeanour into a real GF experience. I don't go to the Mediterranean myself and did not inquire, but she was quite willing to explore many other naughty areas and activities without hesitation -- YMMV of course. She often took the lead, but was also responsive to any suggestions I made. VB is a gentle soul and appeared to like my sensual approach. After doing a whorl of her many skills -- amazing for someone so young -- I extended my hour to 90 minutes and I'm glad I did. Her rates are normal and her photos are accurate. Take a walk on the wild side with this sexy spinner and you will leave a little light headed and doing the twist! Did I mention that her face is very pretty, framed by her long silky blond hair and highlighted with her beautiful eyes and plump juicy lips.mmmmmmmmm P.S.: As her pictures are recent I could not find any other links for her online.

It's hard to believe, but it was nine years ago today that I first joined cerb/lyla! My first post was a hesitant enquiry about a dancer I liked at the time, and then things kind of took off... :) I've gotta say that it's been a great time, far better than I imagined way back at the beginning. The women I've met have been amazing. I can honestly say that I've never had a bad experience, and some have been beyond awesome. The pleasure, the beauty, the fun, and sometimes the connections turn into friendships. I like that, and cherish those especially. I like the way we interact, and I like all the things I've learned through my associations here. I was proud to be selected by other members as Valued Member back in 2010. I have to say that it felt good to be appreciated and acknowledged. I like all the messages people leave on my profile page. I like this community, and just want to say thank you to everyone that I've connected with here. It's been a fun nine years! More to come, I hope. Thanks!!

Sweet, Sexy Simply Irresistible! Your place or mine! Good Morning Gentlemen Private and Fully Independent! I am Isa and beautiful and sensual Brunette... I am in my 30s, Fit, tall and classy My massage will melt you to the Touch and make you feel like you have never feel before.. I have a charming personality that will just make you at ease... Let our bodies melt in one! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=257276 Text me at 613-917-6474 or reply to this add for details.., No phone calls please You can come to my PRIVATE incall (Not a Spa) I can also come to your place or hotel...

It is with great pleasure that I am officially announcing my return to massage! I am joining the elite team of CMJ hostesses starting on November 20th and I want to thank all my former clients and this great community for your kind words of encouragement and all the support that you've already shown me. I'm looking forward to reuniting and rekindling many old flames! For those who don't know me: I'm a well-reviewed Lyla member that loves to please.. and with that being said, feel free to visit my profile page: Here and review my recommendations: Here... I think they speak for themselves. ;) I am a mature Eastern European blonde seductress that stands 5'8 and weighs 145lbs. I have a tanned skin and curves in all the right places with a fabulous 36DD's and perky attitude to match. I love to experiment and indulge in all your desires, so please speak your mind and hold nothing back.. As they say: Communication is key! You are more than welcome to email or call me for bookings and inquires/requests... But beware: I will only be available for a few short months...before I'm gone again! Hot New Pictures: Coming soon! Now booking for the week starting on November 20th! Monday, November 20th 2pm until 5pm Wednesday, November 22nd 11:30am until 5pm Friday, November 24th 11:30am until 4pm

Your trying to get it both ways in your argument. I also know RMT's who offer a lot more. But as you mentioned, trust is very important in order to protect their personal and professional reputation. If I'm gonna recommend one of these ladies to someone, it's only if she's fine with it, if I know him very well and 100% sure he won't be a threat to her safety and reputation. And considering Gentleman4U is a new comer, his expectations should be limited.

Most RMT's have pictures of themselves in their ads and official websites. Who's hot for me or someone else won't necessarily be for you. Also, you're missing out by choosing RMT's based on looks alone. All therapists are different in skills and experience. So, judging on "hotness" alone is a bit disrespectful and the wrong way to find a competent health professional. This is a message board for adult services providers and lobbyists. If you intend to find something else via PM, this won't fly long with the moderator.

Well day 3 here. Sunday lazy day, but managed to visit my aunt with bad arthritis and brought her one of my homemade epison salts. Hope it helped her! She said..oh didnt have to make a special trip here just for that...I said yes I did! Lol.

Sexified Saturday fill me up full of Sins you'll never be able to confess :) ... Fucken Filthy Freaky Fun. Lowertown, Hintonburg or your place to get it on..... and off :) Rrrrroar! TEXT 613-366-9832 ANYTIME DAY & LATE NIGHT 140-30min, 180-45min, 220-60min. Posted via Mobile Device http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/picture.php?albumid=12357&pictureid=84504 Posted via Mobile Device

On Thursday I had the great pleasure of a duo with Sasha May and Kylie 2 gorgeous and fabulous ladies They did a great job at making me feel at ease and relaxed and the experience was mind blowing Spent 1.5 hours with these two fab ladies and it was so worth it Loved every minute Thanks for the great time ladies Xoxo Guys if you get a chance book this duo at the next opportunity

I copied this article from this site. http://www.examiner.com/article/how-many-calories-do-we-burn-per-hour-during-sex As with any strenuous activity, having sex will burn calories. But it's one of the few activities that should be tiring and fun at the same time. This should excite you. Having sex can include both foreplay and/or intercourse (or coitus). Depending on the couple, different amounts of time are spent engaging in either or both activities. These results are in relation to a 200-lb. adult. One Hour of Intercourse One hour of intercourse will burn more calories than any other combination of sexual activity. A total of 385 calories will be burned if you and your partner can engage in coitus for 60 straight minutes. This is the hardest workout you can experience when having sex. One Hour of Foreplay Foreplay can include kissing, caressing, genital stimulation and oral stimulation. Basically, foreplay is anything that precedes intercourse. Sixty minutes of foreplay will invoke a great amount of stimulation from both partners, and can result in a decent number of burned calories. The average amount of calories burned from an hour of foreplay is 130. 30 Minutes of Foreplay, 30 Minutes of Intercourse Splitting the amount of foreplay and intercourse in the course of an hour will burn approximately 260 calories. The foreplay will burn about 65 calories in the first half-hour, and the intercourse will burn 195 calories in the second half-hour. 15 Minutes of Foreplay, 45 Minutes of Intercourse Some couples only need a little bit of foreplay to get aroused, followed by a longer session of intercourse. You will burn about 320 calories this way--30 calories for 15 minutes of foreplay and 290 calories for 45 minutes of intercourse. This is the second-highest amount of calories you'll burn in an hour of sex, after 60 straight minutes of intercourse. 45 Minutes of Foreplay, 15 Minutes of Intercourse Some couples need to spend more time engaged in foreplay, and don't last as long during intercourse. This is a perfectly healthy way to have sex, and you'll still burn quite a few calories. The amount of calories that you burn in 15 minutes of intercourse is about the same as what you would burn in 45 minutes of foreplay--approximately 97 calories for each. In an hour, you'll burn about 195 calories. Below are Some Just for Fun Facts for Humor Purposes Only: OPENING HER BRA: With both hands.................................. 8 Calories With one hand....................................12 Calories With your teeth.................................485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection..................................6 Calories Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary...................................12 Calories 69 lying down...............................78 Calories 69 standing up..............................812 Calories Wheelbarrow................................216 Calories Doggy Style..................................326 Calories Italian chandelier..........................2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real........................................112 Calories Fake..........................................1,315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years......................................36 Calories 30-39 years......................................80 Calories 40-49 years.....................................124 Calories 50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories 60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories ***** 70 and over........................Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS Calmly..........................................32 Calories In a hurry.......................................98 Calories With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories With her husband knocking at the door......8,775 Calories With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories Results May Vary ===================================== So based on your average encounters, how many calories do you estimate that you burn :) My estimate is based on this 30 Minutes of Foreplay, 30 Minutes of Intercourse 265 + 200 estimated calories, so about 500 calories per hour. Could be more depending on the woman :) Let's have fun with this, how many do you think your burn during an hour :)

I remember those days when you joined Cato, I had just joined a few days before you in October and I was also hesitant at first to post on any thread. I joined because I was tired to go on bad dates and when I was reading about all the great experiences that some guys were having here I was happy I found this place. I have not looked back since and find an abundance of amazing ladies on here. Thanks for becoming a friend on here and sharing your experience with all of us. I know that many ladies you have seen and recommended were also some of my greatest fun too. And that is all because of you (and many others too). Amazing how 9 years go by so fast. Thanks for your contribution to this site !

Congrats and thanks, Cato. Your efforts add to my enjoyment of this site. Here's hoping you have many more years of pleasure giving and receiving.

Congrats Cato; your contributions are always most appreciated.

Congratulations on the milestone Cato. This site is certainly a better place because of your presence. I have enjoyed your many (many many) posts. Heres to many more years of them. Mikey

Greetings, Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Erin, your delightful distraction to help brighten a cloudy day. Are you looking for the the ideal antidote from grey skies with warm hands and a sweet little dash of naughtiness? In that case, it would be my pleasure to pull you in from the outside world and into proactive pampering. I'm privately located in the west end of Ottawa. Fully independent. My hours: Monday-Friday 9:00am-8:00pm My recommendations: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43994&highlight=sensual+erin Please send an email to [email protected] or by pm. I look forward to hearing from you. Sensually yours, Erin xoxo

Not agree on that with you, Gregsand. I use to see a provider who was also RMT and she was giving receipts for benefits. I had some! Unfortunately, she is now retired, that's the reason why I didn't gave her name to Gentleman4U, but I believe he is legitimate to ask because there are some. She was a hybrid MA/SP and trust me, I did received fantastic massages, had all the fun that I wanted with her and was leaving with a receipt at the end. For 2 years, I only saw her. She was hot, she was a member of this board (I found her here...) and had been reviewed. I believe that is exactly what Gentleman4U is looking for. Some providers are also RMT, they just don't advertise it like that here. Probably there are not a lot, I personnaly don't know anyone currently. But if somebody knows one, why not share the info with Gentleman4U? That's for the Team. D.

Thanks for the confirmation, rocky. Appreciate the intel! And as well am grateful for Kilt Boy's mention of this to begin with. Have found Vegas to be rather difficult to keep track of, although she has told me in the past that she would sometimes be at the 'Mate early in the week and at Pigale later that same week but this was some time ago. She seemingly has not been at the 'Mate for a while but perhaps she's splitting her attendance between BareFax and the 'Mate. Despite my reservations about the 'grand staircase', 'stairway to heaven' configuration of the 'Fax, maybe I should drop by York St. this week hoping for a Vegas sighting. At the very least I imagine I'll have some chance of encountering a kilt-clad Frank Zappa aficionado.

She is there every Thursday from around 7 to close.

I saw her a few weeks ago and I know now what all the fuss is about, she really is a treasure. She said that she is usually there Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. I saw her around 7 or so, but I don't know how late she stays.

I love the concept of this thread, thank you. Lady Sophia, We've never met but we have responded on a few threads here on Lyla. I luv your mind, your thoughts and the way you express yourself. I would love to meet you one day as I find you so captivating just from the little I know of you here. Know that if I'm ever in your area I will find you, if only to bring a bottle of wine to sit and chat with you to discuss about anything, life even. You seem to have a beautiful mind and a caring heart. My good deed is not so much of the general public type but for a sweet woman I spend time with regularly. When I saw her a month ago I saw containers of take-out food and asked if she often orders out. She informed me that she moved out of her home at a young age, she is recently living alone after her roommate moved out and they both never taught her to cook. I love to cook, especially to share with others. A couple weeks ago I was making large batches of chili and spaghetti sauce. While doing this I remembered what she had said to me so I ran to the store to purchase individual size Rubbermaid containers, filled them and put them in my freezer. The day I had booked to see her last weekend I was making Indian Butter Chicken and thought I would do the same thing. Before leaving I placed these containers in a bag and brought them over to give to her. I didn't know what to expect. When I arrived I placed this bag on the kitchen counter and we had our usual hug. After, when she began removing containers from the bag I had brought she was quiet, I admit I was worried, she quickly realized what I had done. She turned to me with watery eyes and hugged me so tight, it had been some time since I had last been hugged like this. I've gifted her in the past, lingerie, sent her flowers, the usual things one might gift a SP, and she has always been appreciative but never like this. The next day around dinner time she sent me a text, "Your food warms my heart. <3". That was all I needed to hear to reaffirm it's not what you spend on a gift but what that gift means to the individual receiving it. The simplest of things... To all those who may be having thoughts... She's still alive. :)

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, I am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. workout body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... .I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more! breathtakingvivian.com http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6137121200 mon to sat 10am to 7pm.

Pet peeve is this type of text exchange (MsSexy is a made up name and this is a paraphrase of multiple conversations). Me: Hello MsSexy, what are your rates {4 hrs later} MsSexy: Hey Me: Hi, what were your in call rates and where are you located approx. {20 min later} MsSexy: I'm on ANYSTREET Me: Ok great, what were your rates and are you available around 8pm? {20 min later} MsSexy: I'm available now baby, coming over? Me: No just getting off work, I was thinking around 8pm and what are your rates? {20 min later} MsSexy: I need 20 minutes notice {WTF, It's 5pm now, I'm giving you about 3hrs notice and what are your rates!!!} I would usually give up at this point. Me: Just to check can I go down on you and is it BBBJ? MsSexy: No fluids in my mouth Me: Ok so no BBBJ then? MsSexy: I play only if clean {Ugh not sure what that means, I guess maybe BBBJ just no CIM} Me: Can I go down on you? MsSexy: DATY $50, CBJ $25, BBBJ $50, GFE $75, COB $20, COF $70, MSOG $50, etc etc etc... endless options *sigh, an everything is extra person * or Me: I'm nearly there, what room? MsSexy: Just having a smoke Me: I'm parked downstairs what room? {5 min later} MsSexy: Just a couple min hun {10 min later} Me: Almost ready? MsSexy: Almost baby, my taxi is almost there {WTF?} or the person that has all the time in the world for themselves but they try and compress the 30 minutes of fun-time I paid for into 15min. 8:00pm MsSexy: Wanna smoke first? 8:00pm Me: No, I don't smoke 8:00pm MsSexy: I gotta have a smoke, do you mind? 8:00pm Me: No, go ahead 8:10pm {10 minutes later sexy times start} 8:15pm MsSexy: Oh Yeah, I can't wait for you to cum baby, Oh Yeah 8:20pm MsSexy: Cum for me baby, cum for me 8:25pm MsSexy: You need to cum for me baby. 8:26pm MsSexy: You need to cum baby, we're almost out of time. {Wtf, we only started 15min ago?}

I'd like some info also....

I was reading this thread to get insights about what are clients' expectations of a good service, but now it has turned into a body shaming fest? This is low. Very low.

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I don't understand your reasoning on your choice of words for "walking pin cushion". It seems like a passive insult to those who enjoy piercings. I understand the first part of your statement. That is completely acceptable to say that you are not a fan of piercings and prefer not to see women who have them. However, I question why you felt the need to add to that opinion with such a snide comment. As for the second bolded area, I also feel that is a little over the top. Considering that is not why most people get sleeve tattoos. To imply drug use to all that have sleeves, is pretty insulting to those who simply enjoy tattoos. I just felt these two comments needed to be pointed out for what they were. Passive insults to women for no reason. At none that I can see. I know this is a Turn-offs for men thread, but that type of behaviour can certainly be classified as a turn off for women. In case anyone wanted an example from the other side.

I was able to get happy there last week. Older woman glasses.

Rachel does not advertise much is she still available ?

It is not completely unimaginable for a client to truly love an SP. It has happened with me, I am now 3 years into a loving relationship. BUT I made him "earn" me with trust and patients for a good year before accepting our first real date:) For me, I had to know he did not expect me to let go of my career as a provider. MY financial freedom was paramount. I was lucky to find a man who trusted my judgment about my career. Very rare is this!! As most want you to stop the industry, something I was not willing to do.

I think I end up ingesting calories...... Slurp! :) There's more to life then calorie counting and burning. Eat and be eaten ;) Bon appetite :)

Leafs. Long hair or short hair?