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While the desire to ''get the most bang for the buck'' is understandable and legitimate, it should never involve pressuring or manipulating a provider to work outside of her comfort zone and boundaries, and must always involve clear and informed consent. It used to be that hockey players could just about kill each other on the ice, because it was considered a game, and as such outside of the purview of criminal prosecution as it was interpreted until relatively recently. As we all now know, the interpretation of the same Criminal Code today has resulted in a small number of hockey players being charged with assault. Following the ongoing Tsunami started by the Weinstein affair about sexual harassment of mostly women and what may be considered adequate consent; the societal goalposts have moved significantly on these issues. We can assume that the courts will interpret the laws on sexual assault and reasonable consent more stringently in line with the movement of public opinion in that same direction. The interpretation of laws by men and women who sit on the bench are guided by legal precedent, but also somewhat by the majority views of the population. I would guess that if we had taken the same survey of a random sampling of Canadian adults this time last year as we would today today, the views against those who sexually assault women have hardened significantly in that short period of time. And I would argue that the movement on that issue continues to move toward against any form of sexual harassment or assault. One only has to look at the Anti-harassment codes in the federal government, where an unwanted touching of a colleagues shoulder may result in a loss of employment. And such codes do not consider the intend of the accused when he touched his secretary's shoulder '' as a gesture of appreciation'', but more on how that gesture made the woman feel and whether she had consented to that specific touch prior to it happening. We can argue that the code makes it far too easy for false accusations to be made, but that is the direction such codes, regulations and laws are being written and interpreted. We can choose to ignore the shifting of these tectonic plates governing relations between men and women and act however we deem appropropriate, but the risks of such an approach are increasing quickly. So testing or pushing boundaries with a provider to see how far we can get, may now open that client being charged and convicted for sexual assault. But, more importantly, from an ethical point of view, the payment of money for sexual services should not in any way change the way we view consent and respect in our relations with SW's . Drawing on the arguments made by Cat in this regard, nothing should be assumed by a client when meeting a provider and unambiguous consent must be sought and obtained before doing something not already clearly agreed to. And even if agreed to beforehand, a provider may decide during the meeting to restrict certain services for a number of reasons, hence the expression YMMV. I would argue, that we men are able to know when we are about to go too far with a SP, MP or dancer. I can usually sense it by body language and facial expressions. I have known providers to give a physical signal, such as turning away or impeding access, which should be a clear enough signal we have already gone too far. But by that time the harm has been done, and a provider may legitimately feel that we have acted disrespectfully. Now, as clients we are happy when a provider is enthusiastic and shows warmth and genuine affection. But if disrespectful behaviour by clients occurs as little as 10% of all SP's and MP's appointments, let's say for argument; the emotional burden and suffering from being disrespected day after day, over a long period of time, not knowing when it will happen next, by potentially hundreds of different men; may have a cumulative effect that will force some women to quit the business, others to break down physically or emotionally, and for the majority to become hardened and more wary from these negative experiences. I don't know how we as clients can expect all SW's to be carefree, enthusiastic, and always horny and raring to go, if we know that they are subjected to demeaning behaviour on a daily basis. I don't know anyone who is subjected to disrespect in their workplace, if only by one person of authority, over a period of time who does not suffer greatly from a lack of self-esteem and and end up either severely depressed, forced to leave their job or worse. And this type of client-provider abuse must be serious and pervasive. One has just to look at the tweets of random providers to see how bad the situation is. As clients, we either bite the bullet, accept this is today's reality and actively do something to stop it, or we can continue to be a big part of the problem. While I would never think of the majority of men or male members of this board to be disrespectful in the way I have described, but we can still be active and part of the solution by supporting SW's rights and improved working and health care conditions, and by calling out other men who brag about how they pushed a vulnerable provider to provide the maximum mileage at the minimal cost and got all kinds of extras that she initially said she didn't provide. They should no longer find any website, bar, club house, locker room, water cooler or man cave where such pride in committing sexual assault will be tolerated, never mind encouraged. It will take guts and commitment, but change sometimes come one conversation or tiny action at a time. And for those of us who admit to have been disrespectful and taking advantage of the situation with SW's in the past, it is never too late to make amends and promise ourselves to do the honorable thing from now on.

Johnny, I looked back at your earlier posts too, and I think part of the difficulty with them is it doesn't come across like you've clearly stated in prior communication your intention to proceed with certain activities. You say things such as letting a lady know that you "like to please", "I state before that I enjoy it", and "I never state it has to happen". I'm not sure that's the same as asking if an activity is allowed. And phrased like that, I don't think the onus is on the lady to say it isn't or assume you have an agreement. Especially since clearly many MA's think it not part of their profile. Can you see how MA's--who have chosen specifically to offer an MA experience--may rightfully assume they don't have to proactively say No? That implying you like something and not getting a No is not the same as getting a Yes? Based on what people are saying, some MA's may indeed be open to discussing/allowing more. But clearly many do not and view such activities as outside their role. If indeed the line is blurred, is it not that much more important to be certain beforehand rather than potentially misread the situation? I think the issue here is you believe you have asked permission and been given consent, but that is not clear. Even in your own words it sounded like you thought it was, at best, implied. Comments like "if a lady leads me to it...", and "I've always taken it as an invitation especially if I told her I like it..." or "There have been times when the lady said during the booking 'no' so I wouldn't even dream of tempting my luck". Can you see how that comes across as not having clear consent or prior agreement, for otherwise how would it ever be "tempting your luck?" Why need to wonder if it was an invitation? How would it ever "backfire?" Maybe this is not how you meant it. Maybe it was a poor choice of words. But phrased the way you did it's easy to see how it reads as pushing boundaries and not "false advertisement".

This thread is really upsetting, and I want to thank all of the service providers (both massage attendants and escorts) that have participated in it. What saddens (and enrages) me most is that what some of the clients in this thread have admitted to doing is something that happens all of the time, even by 'well-intentioned' and 'good' guys. So many men, in general, 'test their luck', push boundaries, and assume they can 'give us compliments' (cat calls), 'touch us' without our consent (a form of sexual assault), or 'have sex with us' because we 'were asking for it' (rape). My boundaries are clearly stated on my website. I don't offer anal play on me, ever. Yet quite frequently as a man is going down on me he will lick my asshole without asking me first, or try to stick a finger in my ass while we are doing 69. When I react badly, they say "oh, but your asshole looks so inviting" or "oh, I didn't realize that", or "but it looked like you were enjoying it." This has happened with clients who have amazing references sometimes. Guys simply don't realize that it is NOT OK to do this without asking first. Furthermore, sometimes, when I've reacted badly, they've actually tried to do it again. In the times that this has happened I have stopped the session and simply stated "if you continue doing this, even after I've said no multiple times, I want you to realize that what you're doing constitutes sexual assault." They lose their boner and go home feeling like I'm an angry feminist, and I don't give a fuck. Any sex worker can offer any service they'd like, as long as those services are negotiated in advance and consensual. Don't assume complacency is consent. On my website I say I don't offer anal play on me, but if I didn't stop the client they would continue, and this is still a violation of my boundaries and constitutes sexual assault. Not all sex workers feel comfortable saying no to clients because they fear reprisal, bad reviews, or an escalation in the assault (licking my asshole could turn into raping me, if I protest too loudly). Please seek out ENTHUSIASTIC consent from sex workers you meet. Never "test your luck" or assume you can do things without pre-negotiating first. Also, don't assume that all sex workers are good at negotiating consent face-to-face. Make ALL of your desires known BEFORE meeting with your sex worker of choice. It took me a long time to feel powerful enough to say 'no' to men who were doing things to me that made me feel uncomfortable. Women, in general, aren't taught how to do this. Keep that in mind.

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Classy, Young and Seductive Vanilla Baebe in Gatineau-- Spinner with a twist! I rarely take a chance on BP, but this lovely lady was recommended personally to me by a member and there are few SP's on this side of the river. Texting was easy, quick and friendly and I set up a meeting for that evening. Her incall would be 15 minutes from either the Portage or Champlain bridges and close to St. Joseph Boulevard in Hull. It was pretty easy to find but the number of the building is on the right-hand side and not visible from the Street. She also does outcalls. The place was clean and the room comfortable. She welcomed me in with a nice hug and kiss which set things off on a good note. Her pictures were taken late last week as I gave her the two-piece outfit, so you can see for yourself that she is one hot spinner with an amazing taut bum and tiny sensitive breasts. And she knows how to combine her physical attributes, warm personality and soft-spoken demeanour into a real GF experience. I don't go to the Mediterranean myself and did not inquire, but she was quite willing to explore many other naughty areas and activities without hesitation -- YMMV of course. She often took the lead, but was also responsive to any suggestions I made. VB is a gentle soul and appeared to like my sensual approach. After doing a whorl of her many skills -- amazing for someone so young -- I extended my hour to 90 minutes and I'm glad I did. Her rates are normal and her photos are accurate. Take a walk on the wild side with this sexy spinner and you will leave a little light headed and doing the twist! Did I mention that her face is very pretty, framed by her long silky blond hair and highlighted with her beautiful eyes and plump juicy lips.mmmmmmmmm P.S.: As her pictures are recent I could not find any other links for her online.

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Glad to hear Jordan is still around. I enjoyed her company a few weeks ago. I was in Saturday night, and spotted a beautiful spinner who goes by the intriguing name of Enigma. My wallet was bare, so only managed a one song sample, but hope to return for more some time. Additional Comments: She was there Saturday night.

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Karmin has been on the Ottawa scene for a little while. She does have recommendations. https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=K&t=228178

she used to be at cmj...i haven't seen her for a couple of years but last time i saw her she was really sweet

Have not heard of anyone leaving happy there recently.

I'll second the fun comment. Really easy to talk too, down to earth and loves to kiss. Location is a bit sketchy when i went. but well worth it.

Hi Parker, Thank you for the idea of a very fun and innovative way to start the day off on the right foot, breaking bread and chatting leisurely with a fine woman such as yourself. Breakfast is my favourite meal and I would walk miles, barefoot in the snow, and at the crack of dawn to follow the addictive smell of frying bacon. Well maybe not, but you get the idea! A good fry is not something I indulge in often, but when I do, I thoroughly enjoy it. And a tête à tête with a beauty like you is guaranteed to make breakie taste ten times better! I met you once a while ago when you worked in Hull and loved our time together. You made me feel welcome, comfortable and at home immediately. As it was our first time meeting, we sat comfortably on your couch for about ten minutes getting to know each other a bit and we had fun and interesting conversation. From that single experience, I know you are well read, have a ton of interests and you are a great conversationalist about just about any subject under the sun. You are also a very good listener, which is rare indeed. ''Rarely found in women, but never in a man!, as my Mom would say! I also know you are an avid reader and I can't resist chatting about books in good company, with a savory coffee at hand. I have tried and liked the Elgin Street Diner and Cora's (in Hull), but I am particularly drawn to your suggestions of Wilf & Ada's and Bread & Sons on Bank and Gina's on the corner of Bronson and Gladstone. I have also enjoyed John's on Wellington east of Island Park Drive. I know there are a bunch more on Richmond Rd. West of island Park, but I am not sure how early they open. I will contact you via normal channels to set something up. Thanks again for the great idea, MLSXO

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I saw her once and I found she just didn't seem very into it. Lovely face and body though.

Wow, nice to hear Maude is still active. Haven't heard anything about her in years. Very special lady.

Well the Pence rule definitely finesses out the newly single guys like me! I just plan to be respectful, clear in communication and a gentleman. I'm fully in charge of and responsible for my actions.

She has a few threads here. Search her name and stuff should pop up. I've seen her. Very pretty girl with a nice body. Service did not match up though. :(

In all fairness to Lycrathong, it was these comments that were made that had me react. They are from another member. This thread may have gone off topic, but these remarks concerned me. It may make some feel uncomfortable, but it needs to be addressed. 'Well I apologize if I offended anyone. In my personal opinion, if a lady performing a body slide has her lady parts on all the way on my face and lips, i've always taken it as an invitation especially if I told her I like that. Honestly, it only backfired on me once so far." As well as.... "Quite frankly, there are also some MA that take bodyslide so far, that one has to wonder if thats not what she is asking for." When I first started, I had no idea what a body slide was or how to even do one. It took time to learn to move my body this way. Sure enough though, along came someone knowing this, and asked me to preform a reverse body slide during our session. I was awkward to say the very least. Before I knew it, he tried to hold me in place and take advantage. There have been other events, but that one stands out the most in predatory behavior. It's unfortunate, but does exist. Since I do come from a time before the new definitions were put in place, I would describe my session as the standard. I had never heard of a Hybrid MA until this past year. My understanding of Hybrid MA is that more may be offered, but not to be expected. The question was for an MA offers xxxx. Shouldn't a provider at least have the opportunity to make this decision in person? What if oral health is not up to standard? Is she still expected to provide this service, because she consented beforehand? Will he give a reference? If a name is mentioned in a public thread, will others now expect this? There is so much to consider for the provider to ensure her health and well being. I may be old fashioned, but whatever happened to meeting someone first, respect her guidelines, and then to inquire if she's open to more for the next visit? It's a little extra effort, but isn't it worth it in the long run? Many thanks to the gentleman that have contributed to this delicate subject. It takes courage to take a stand to what others may brush under the rug.

Shes legit. Ive seen her three times in halifax. Very sexy and super tiny

This Mrs Claus dress. It is so cute and sexy!

I saw Briella today, and I can honestly say she is the most gorgeous woman I ever met. She has this outrageous hour-glass figure, a blonde babe with a nice big booty and small waist. It felt like I was in a Sir-Mix-A-Lot video...this is a white girl with some serious ghetto booty. The pics of her posted are her, and she really is that gorgeous and sexy! And to top it off, she is so sweet and funny. If You Like Big Butts And You Can Not Lie, then go with Briella! Wow, I'm hooked!

Lycrathong, nobody is saying we do not enjoy our clients, especially our regulars. I think what is being said is that we as women who are MAs or SPs should not have to tolerate the blatant crossing of our boundaries or non consensual acts made upon us just to please a client and give him a good experience. If we are giving you the impression that we don't enjoy our work and it's all about the money by stating we won't tolerate non consensual acts, there's something wrong. With you, not us. I would never provide services that cross my VERY clear boundaries just because there's a connection with a regular. None of us should be worried about our income for being strong women with values and set boundaries. This board is not only for potential clients, it's for the women those clients may see too. Equating our restrictions and refusal to allow men to break them with losing business is disgusting on your part.

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SPs: please respect our boundaries, don't rape/assault us. Lycrathong: but what about my ego though? HAS ANYONE THOUGHT ABOUT MY EGO IN THIS DISCUSSION?!

I am fairly new to this board and hobby. And I just do not get this thread at all, I am an older guy, and my parents taught me to respect women. (they taught me to respect everyone, every race and every gender) Respect is very simple, listen and adhere to what is being told to you. If you respect women then crossing their boundaries should never ever happen! No matter what you may think, if it is discussed in previous exchanges and the answer is no, then quite frankly NO MEANS NO, and to violate that is akin to assault on any level. Even if it was not discussed, do not assume anything. Making assumptions simply means believing things are a certain way with little or no evidence that shows you are correct, and you can see at once how this can lead to terrible trouble. In Short, if not discussed don't do it, if discussed and not allowed, don't cross the line. SM007

The most triggering thing for bros who came up here with personal attacks is the realization that a rapist/sex offender is not the big boogey man hiding in dark alleys waiting for a prey. No darling, the bad guy is you who "test their luck" or who are "sorry after the fact". When you push/don't respect sexual boundaries: you are a sexual predator. When you engage in a certain sexual act without having first obtain permission: that is a sexual assault. When you insist on sexual favours by saying other ladies do, or "I'll give you a great review: that's sexual coercion. If you are going to fight me on this, at last please make an effort to not sound like a rapist apologist. Also, please try to make it not all about your ego.

I agree with most of your arguments. But you got to keep in mind we're talking about a man who never accepted the legitimacy of his predecessor on the ground of a repeatedly debunked racist conspiracy theory. A man who called the popular vote the only true measure of victory. And a man who couldn't tell the truth even if his life depended on it. He takes credit to the success of measures taken by the previous administration and won't take responsibility on failures he put his signature on. He regularly sympathizes with white nationalist and will personally attack everyone who dares questioning him. He repeatedly violated his oath to represent the U.S. population and protect their rights. Even controversial predecessors like Nixon and W.Bush could unite the country and represent all of them in moments of crisis. Trump can't even honor native veterans without insulting them with a racial slur. Yes he won. But according to his own words, he's not worthy of the position and to represent his country. He made the history book , great for him. If he really cares about his country and the population, he will allow someone who gives a crap to take over. As for the "anti-Hillary" thing, I take it with a grain of salt. She made her share of mistakes, but the fake news on her jumped the shark with conspiracy theories including "Pizzagate", satanic rituals, fake campaign rallies and many others. As for Sanders, he was popular but you can't expect a nation built on capitalism to turn socialist on a dime. If Sanders was serious about it he would have run as an independent instead of trying to hijack the Democratic party the same way Trump did with the Republicans. Sanders only wanted to create a dialogue and the impact was greatly overhyped. The fact Clinton managed to win the popular vote by nearly 3 million says it all. No hard feelings. Enjoy the rest of the day. :-)

Trump's former National Security Advisor just plead guilty to lying to the FBI. Can't be more straight forward than that. Have a nice weekend.

It's a dark side of the industry no one like to discuss, but the reality is this business is hard. As a woman, you are raised in a society where you're taught that your value is equal to your beauty and sex appeal, and this business is a microcosm of our society. Dealing with ncns, fake booking, assholes on power trips that attempt to put you down, the never-ending texts of "rates?services? location?", people trying to push boundaries, comments on your looks,body and rates constantly, having to repeat yourself constantly, reading the endless material/threads bashing us, the physical and mental strains and the added stigma from society can wear you down after a while if your mind isn't strong as steel and you don't have a concrete self-image. You can get "caught up in the rapture" and really lose yourself. Being in the business for over a decade, I've seen it happen with many ladies over my time in this life. You really have to KNOW YOURSELF to cut it. Like any other high-stress job, like policing, firefighting, social work etc, there is a high burn-out rate and we don't exactly get paid mental health days or treatment (counseling) like other professions that are as equally intimate and high risk. Some simply cannot handle the pressure and crack. It's unfortunate but it's a reality.... Be kind to your provider. You never know what she's going through...

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.