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I'm seeing this escort who had to move back into her parents home due to economic conditions. They still seem to think of her as a little child (she is 30), and are demanding and overprotective (and nuts). She told me that once her dad nearly attacked an Uber driver who he thought was her date, but she managed to defuse the situation. I usually pick her up at a restaurant near her home and drop her off at some shopping plaza or whatever (she really likes shopping, which might explain the economic issue). Anyway one week she thought no one would be home so she told me to drop her off at home. As we near the address she realizes that her parents are not only home, but on the front porch. To late to change her mind, she tells me to drive right up to the house, and as she is getting out, says "Thanks Uber". Gee he looked angry, but it worked.

A lady and I were getting intimate and she reached for some lubricant... and stopped and said, habit, I sometimes forget I don't need it with you.

Toftt - move on.

If you have a website, I don't think it matters too much. If I like the pictures I see in an ad, I will likely click through to the website right away. If I don't like the pictures, I won't proceed any farther. On the website I will look for pictures, rates, availability, contact info, services and general location. I prefer if the website content is created by the lady herself, or if she has a twitter page, something that gives an idea of her personality. The other concern with BP is that many ads are fake. So I always look to make sure the person is legit. If you have a website or active twitter page or something, this becomes much less of a concern.

I didn't know this thread existed! What a sweet idea. Edit to say: You're all goddesses!

Your French Lady is an agency of travelling ladies from Quebec and they visit NB regularly. I've never spent time with them but I've heard good things. Their last names are all "French" (eg Lorena French, Angela French, etc.) and they advertise on BP. http://www.yourfrenchlady.com/

She reads the documents she signs, she doesn't need Fox News and Breitbart to know what do and think, she doesn't know "good" white supremacists, she can get can get the minority vote out and never called majority black countries "shitholes". If she actually accepted to run against Trump, she would have no problems winning both the electoral college and popular vote! Not the greatest candidate, but at this point, anyone else would be an improvement. The Obama years had constant growth and Trump is currently capitalising on Obama's programs. If taking credit for Obama's track record was not bad enough, he also lies about job his "record breaking" job numbers that's actually come short compared to Obama's last year. Fear mongering and racism are not helpful in a modern world. And with "Shithole" Trump latest blunder, the little respect his country and the rest of the world had for him is pretty much gone. If he had any self-respect, he would resign before someone else takes the decision for him.

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I started a new job 6 months ago in a department with a guy I used to live with 20 years ago. I've been avoiding him because I'm embarrassed about why I moved out. It's been really awkward when I see him, and I dread the day I have to explain that I just didn't want him to find out that I was sleeping with his girlfriends when he wasn't around. What's the worst that can happen? I think the potential for disastrous calamity is huge.

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you are known Mystique, although i never had yet the pleasure of seeing you. i considered lately but only saw adds in the rub section. It is unfortunate that some..hmmm, how shall i say..hagglers, cheapskates? try to barter your wages. This industry is not a dollarama. I've heard some dudes try to get as little as 20$ off??? really, if you are so strung out that you have to barter for 20$ then you have no business seeking SP's. I've always been of the thought that rates should not be negotiable. If you want to see a lady, then accept her restrictions and rates and be respectful. It's really puzzling to me to try to figure out why one would barter rates. Seems to me that if you manage it then you set yourself up for an hour (or HH) that will only bring the minimal out of the lady because she will feel demeaned or worse that you are just cheap and don't deserve much attention. If on the other hand, you respect all she asks, are nice, clean, presentable etc...you might find on occasion that a little extra TLC will go your way. Just my 2 cents. But i digress, i've heard often that Ottawa appears to be the city of hagglers which is unfortunate and puts us in a dim light. Are guys here that cheap? Or maybe they are thinking of the next 2 beers they'll buy at the strip club, who knows.

Ok Ive changed my mind on just one point... I cant put a price on integrity. To everyone who says, 'He won, get over it.' Are you kidding me? Do you not care about freedom and democracy? That sort of complacent attitude has been the beginning of almost every single dictatorship, totalitarian regime, oligarchy... you name it.. in history. So by that rationale, should the people of Nazi Germany just gotten over it? Or was it a good thing that some of them didn't just accept this new reality and risked their lives to help take it down? Should the people of North Korea just 'get over it'? Should we who dislike C-36 just get over it? Or should we do something to change things we feel that infringe on our rights? Should we not have a voice and start a dialogue with each other to weigh our options on how we can better our lives? Should women who have had their clits hacked off at age 7 just get over it cuz their government allows it and that's that? Or is it a good thing that they rise up and fight against it. Should I as an Anglo Quebecer just get over the fact that people can not communicate with health care professionals, police and government workers because the OLF won? Or do I have the right to stand up and say, hey this is my country and my province too and I have the right to the laws that are in place? Should Scotland have just gotten over it and allowed British soldiers to have 'first dibs' at raping their young wives before the groom can even see her after their union? I can go on and on. And you may say that I am comparing life and death matters to life in America... ok lets examine that for a moment. First of all, as I said, totalitarian regimes barely ever take over, overnight. It took the Nazis party several attempts before they had enough seats that hitler could carry out his disgusting plans. (Oh fun fact. One of the things the Nazi party did during campaigns was spread false news stories and once everyone got a little confused they then cried 'Leuten Presser' (forgive me if my German sucks) to any report that described the truth about what the Nazis were up to. Guess what that means in German; Give up? LYING PRESS! Sound familiar? Anyway back to my rant which Ill probably kick myself for but freedom is everything to me) Where was I? Ah yes... so first point in my comparing all the atrocities of history to the USA. So, point 1. that's how this shit ALWAYS starts. and 2. Comparing life & death matters to the state of the American union. Well, considering issues such as HEALTH CARE, GUN CONTROL AND THE ENVIRONMENT and the stance this sociopath has on all these issues and more, oh yes, lets not forget the military industrial complex and all the lives that costs, he backs all these things more than any of his predecessors... these ARE matters of life and death. So if you don't care about peoples freedom and you are comfortable with an Orwellian party-member like complacency of 'whatever the party in control does is fine, just get over it' I suggest that perhaps if you care so little, then allow those of us who DO care to discuss and fight it however we like. NO I WILL NOT GET OVER IT! I WILL FIGHT IT WITH EVERY SIGNLE FIBER OF MY BEING. AND I DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR PEMISSION TO DO SO and sorry but you wont succeed at dismissing me into silence. Furthermore, I find it kind of odd how any one can be comfortable saying that about a country that isn't even theirs! But be ready. It has come out from several different sources (non anonymous sources) that Russia was only testing the waters with the American election. Those who are paying attention have been warned that the same 'Fake news' tactics and efforts to divide the nation will be implemented in elections for Germany, France, England and yes CANADA. When that happens, I hope at least for your own country you wont be telling anyone to just 'get over it' if a extreme winger (either wing) comes into power and tries to undermine our democracy, gut our health care, kill our soldiers, pollute our drinking water and arrest those who protest it. I hope what I have said here, or perhaps, someone else's words will have got you thinking about a few things that really matter. I am assuming if you are on here you at least enjoy the freedom of our laws regarding this industry, less as they now are. I'm sure you enjoy other freedoms as well. I hope you will guard those freedoms against those seeking to take them from you. I hope you will guard your money from an oligarchy trying to steal it. I do not say any of this with the hope to call out or shame. I am trying to reach you and I sincerely hope that you would try to have a talk with me should I ever say anything so dangerous and so against Canadian values. And yes, please stop shaming the American people. It was the LOWEST voter turn out in US voting history, per capita. Even so, trump STILL lost the popular vote. Also, please recognize that the most popular politician in the USA is BERNIE SANDERS, who is practically an honorary Canadian when it comes to his values. And this is despite the fact that the Clintons literally financed the DNC which was broke and spent a ridiculous amount of time and money (still do) attempting to smear him. EVEN SO he remains the most popular. The average American IS a progressive. If you need proof, take a gander at the comments in trumps twitter feed. Go to youtube and watch the clip of the recent attempt at voting through the tax bill. It was constantly interrupted by constituents protesting, screaming DONT KILL ME, KILL THIS BILL. Have a look at some town hall meetings, ALLLLLL the way back in March, where republicans screamed protests against these BS policies. This election was a carefully calculated scam and the people are PISSED. By mocking Americans and blaming them for the 1% that have stolen their country from them, you are NOT helping any more than the South Koreans who shun North Koreans thinking they are all like their regime when the truth is, they are the victims of that regime. This mess in the US all started in the 70s when the supreme court literally legalized lobbyist bribery by deeming it freedom of speech. I can explain what happened but it would take forever. The point I am making, is these matters are seldom so simple. But before even going into all its complexity, ask yourself, who is happy being miserable? Obviously, even the few supporters he/they have, have been DUPED! His base is of the most simple minded people who desire simple answers to complex problems. The people in the US were/are desperate for change. They ACTUALLY voted in Obama on that promised and got sodomized for it, now they are pissed. Then they are offered Hillary, the poster girl of what is wrong in that country and why they work 3 jobs and still cant survive and in comes Trump who parrots the same things Bernie did, Medicare for all, raise the min wage to 15$ p/hour, stop the military industrial complex which turns blood into money...he promised all that and ya most of us could tell he was lying. But never underestimate the power of desperation... again, its why so many voted in the Nazi party. They were willing to try anything out that said they would save them. I really hope I have given some of you something to think about. In order to understand a situation you first need to get the full facts and then you have to find out what other facts led to those facts and only then will you begin to get an idea of what the hell happened there. But what wont help is dismissing and assuming and blaming without seeking anything beyond simplicity. That's the mistake of the trump supporter and yet you mock them for it. And again, saying get over it, if that's all you have to contribute, you may want to re-examine the value of your contribution. Clearly, within seconds I went from self-preservation to standing up for what I feel is right and risking it all. If I lose any of my wonderful clients because of my words here, it will crush me, but as I said, I cant put a price on my integrity and if I can reach just one person, it will be worth any cost. America needs our help, not our judgement or our complacency. And for those who may mock my appearance of hypocrisy, by calling out those telling a country that isn't their own to get over it... I like to remain as unidentifiable as possible on here but lets just say, theres a good reason I care so much. If you don't, that's cool, it isn't your country (though you may want to examine the fact that that country's well-being and prosperity has a lot to do with our own), but please do not try to tell those of us who do care, not to and to just give up and/or blame the bottom 99% of the country for the crimes and scams of the top 1%. If you read this far, I thank you for your attention. If I offended anybody, it was not my intention, please chalk it up to my passion for freedom, it is not personal. My sole hope here is to reach out and exchange some of my ideas for the ones Ive been offered here. That's the point of a dialogue and freedom of speech is the first step in freedom, shutting it down is the first step toward tyranny. Have a good day everyone! Sending each and every one of you love Sincerely, JessyCeleste Concerned SP. (LOL)

After reading this thread I feel boring lol. In a car in a country church parking lot is the best I can come up with.