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Nicolette asked once what is it about the plaid shirt that makes us like it? Well I want to prove to the Lyla ladies that the plaid shirt is a hot look and that the guys from here enjoy seeing a hot babe in one. What do you guys and gals think of the plaid shirt look on a fine lady?

This is for yesterday and today. I had a wonderful photo shoot that was really fun so now I'm just patiently waiting for my new photo album I just uploaded here to be approved!!:icon_wink:

Here are 5 more looks with a plaid shirt to inspire our fine ladies to try it out and display some pictures of it.

I am so excited to be part of this group. Looking forward to the social and meeting everyone. Now only to figure out what to wear .

I have already registered and will be there again. I have found it to be a great opportunity to meet some lovely Ottawa companions in a social environment.

I took one for the team today with the tattooed JJ. Overall it was a decent experience. Pics are completely accurate and up to date. She's tiny. If tiny frame is your thing - you'll love her. I'm not going to post a recommendation though - not because I have complaints at all, but simply because there are many better options out there. She engaged in conversation all the way through everything. Kind of a dental hygienist just chatting away while cleaning your teeth kind of vibe. I don't think she dislikes her job but I suspect she's not a very sexual person by nature. All fine, but not really recommendation worthy. Details - $80 HH Oral covered No DATY Her on top, me on top, me behind, her on top, pop. She didn't actively dislike it but it wasn't really her thing. Nice girl though, attractive, friendly.

So as many of you are aware lyla.com is up for sale and we do have a few interested parties. The most serious offer so far is a company outside Canada who already owns a number of similar successful boards. They will probably change this to a full on review board if they purchase it. What are your thoughts on that (I know many of you have wanted that for a long time now and we never did it for a number of reasons, it was a BIG conflict of interest with EC and we always tried to stay positive for the industry but honestly when CL and BP took off we probably should have jumped ship ourselves but held to what we thought was right and here we are selling the site a few years later). None the less, the sale is not set in stone but to help any potential buyers how about we (as a community) tell prospective buyers what we want to see here? Not sure it will help or not but I am sure it wont hurt.

Ottawa Independent Companions (OIC) is a collective of independent companions in Ottawa. We are organizing our second meet & greet on February 15 at a private location in Ottawa. Like your last social, we will have performances by Capital Tease Burlesque throughout the evening! All funds raised go towards our Emergency Fund for members experiencing financial difficulties. If you would like to come, please e-mail [email protected] to begin the screening process. Tickets cost $80 each, and unlike our first social which had a bar, this social is BYOB. Independent companions (both members and non-members) attend for free. Please note this is a meet & greet only, similar to the old CERB socials. Just an opportunity to hangout and get to know each other better while enjoying a fun show.

http://thunderbay.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/fanny/104777072 shes real, the girl with the wonderful tattoo glasses. more petite than she looks in the photos. french canadian girl, doesn't speak much english at all. just passing though, only staying tonight. service was exactly as stated in texts. Only thing i would change is the location could be better, but all considered i would recommend if you like her pics. I didn't duo so not sure of her friend chelsea but i would say these pics were taken this week.

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Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, I am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. workout body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl .I great you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m breathtakingvivian.com appointment only, call/text me at 6137121200 mon to sat 10am to 7pm.

A special mention to how prostitutes settled the wild west by improving the leaving conditions, attracting workers and obtaining the right for women to vote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2kJM9yQs9k. In the same breath, I don't think Dubai would be what it is today without prostitution. In the art field, back in the days most of the models hired for nude painting were prostitutes. Toulouse Lautrec was unapologetic about this fact: http://wondersmith.com/heroes/lautrec.htm A great deal of churches in London were built with prostitution money since sex workers were literally pimped out by priests: https://dirtysexyhistory.com/2017/01/26/a-cesspool-in-the-palace-prostitution-and-the-church-in-medieval-southwark/ Don't even get me started on brands and artists who appropriate our image without offering any kind of support to our cause...

Seeking Arrangement. You'll see the odd familiar face there.

The pic looks like Japanese porn star Okita Anri. Better pass on this one .

What is SA ? Feel free to PM.

There are no extras at Aura. So it all depends on what you are looking for.

Hello everyone. Im one of the few guys around that enjoy a full bush ... its very hot to me and also like hunting down a unicorn. I understand why most ladies shave because the majority of guys like that ... but for me ... I like au natural ! Does anyone have any info for me on these hairy girls or if they even exist ?

Greetings, Are you seeking a sumptuous encounter which captures the true essence of sensory relaxation? Please allow me to introduce myself, my name is Erin and I'm your warmest distraction on a winter's day. I'm gracious in my mannerisms, with a mature demeanor that is instinctively tuned into your desires. Will you take a moment to seek shelter from chill and surrender yourself under the care of my warm hands and body? I'm privately located in a comfy location in the west end, that is perfectly suited for our complete discretion. Please inquire for my availability. My recommendations: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...t=sensual+erin Please feel free to introduce yourself for the rest of my information. I look forward to hearing from you! Yours, Erin xoxo

Hi Notch, I have a few of them. They are comfy and warm for this time of year. : ) Here's one I posted in one of my albums.

You might find her on SA, if you don't mind paying $100 a month for membership lol. Or maybe it was just a couple out with their daughter, niece, friend, co-worker, employee, lawyer, etc.? Points for a vivid and horny imagination though!

Thank you Guys for the Support . Makes my trip well worth it .

I know in Ottawa there is, what they term, a semi-pro scene. My rudimentary understanding of it is these girls don't advertise and only see clients on referrals from other clients. I think it works much like the sugar daddy system. Its a very hard scene to break into as a hobbyist and entry is controlled very tightly. I would be surprised if Halifax with three universities didnt have this going on. Perhaps that is what you witnessed.

hello ottawa gentleman ! I wanted to thank you all for lots of amazing moments and time spent together with you all. I have met many wonderful gents throughout my massage & companion encounters over the years in ottawa. As many special people have noticed i have been less and less available in the ottawa region....as of right now i will no longer be offering my companion/massage encounters in the ottawa-gatineau regions this is due to major privacy concerns, touring a different city every month for an extended period of time, working a p/t, sometimes f/t civvie job when i am in ottawa, as well as being a f/t student. I welcome any ottawa gentleman to visit me in the city that i tour each month whether you are there for business or leisure, i would love to connect in a different area code once again thanks again to everyone for understanding and hope to see you all again soon xoxo taylor, olivia devine

I sometime write that in my ad, but for me it mostly means that i am ok with people partying when i visit them. I might or may not partake, all depends on the lenght of encounter and vibe i guess. Obviously there is some "party" that i dont want to be around but in general it can mean anything between a glass of wine to further more. Just like saying "fetish friendly". Everyone expect and look for different things. I guess its more a way to say that we are openminded about it! ;) Just be careful about some girls who will write "party friendly" sometimes (rarely) could mean themself are in heavy "party" and i dont think that you looking for that! At the end of the day, i guess it all depends on one another :) Hope this helps xxx

At Hush 1/2 hour for $80 gets you a hand job happy ending and usually additional services can be had for a price. At Studio Aura 1/2 hour for $120 gets you a gentle massage with no happy ending. For an additional $40 you can get a body slide. I recently saw Molly at Aura for 1/2 hour including body slide. Molly is a beautiful young college girl. For $160 she provided me with a gentle massage then a topless body slide. I was hoping more would be offered but that was it. Both studios are nice but Studio Aura is definitely a notch above. Very stylish and super clean with shower facilities directly off from the room combined with super friendly and attentive service. Anyone else have any experience at StudioAura? and is there anywhere else offering services besides Hush/Redroom?

I saw her, and the communication was not perfect but it worked eventually and we met and had a good time. Sometimes things come up when you are trying to be discrete that block your chances to reply in a timely fashion. You may have also had bad luck. Or perhaps I just had good luck. I would say though she is legitimate if admittedly not organized.

Today Exotic Tough Danielle. You seem to be such a good soul and I appreciate the beauty you radiate with your kindness on Lyla. I feel that we are of like mind... no need to compete let's just BE and support each other! Additional Comments: Damn auto correct although I know you can probably be tough with that exotic touch!

I met a dancer names Steph at Barb's a couple of weeks ago. Very nice young woman. Good conversationalist and very satisfying in CR.

SexxxyRebecca is my choice for today! Beautiful, intelligent an an awesome presence here on Lyla! Muah!

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Hi everyone. I Just wanted to update you all. I've been through the surgery now. Although i have a long recovery ahead, things have gone pretty well. I feel like I've been hit by a truck but I'm on the mend. The decision i had to make turned out to not be necessary in the end. Thanks everyone for your words of wisdom for all of the thoughtful posts and pms. You guys are amazing. Mikey

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I have seen her. It was ok but rushed. Don't think I will repeat. Being rushed is the worst.

I have had the pleasure of meeting this lovely lady compliments of another wonderful Ottawa gentlemen . Such a lovely young lady and I will never forget her. There have however been several threads here regarding her retirement and also thoughts from herself and gents . She has had personal problems and has asked to have space and time. My personal opinion only. By asking and or badgering her to come back won't help and can hurt her . She has her reasons for stepping back. If and when she is ready she will return . Until that time be patient , respect her wishes. Her account is open and if anything is wrong all this "looking " may not help her feel better.

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

It's really not so much about the woman "being pleased" as it is clients trying to get more services than they're paying for (you're paying for a massage afterall, not the intimacy of a GFE companion).. We really don't get into Sex Work solely so guys can try to give us orgasms you know, lol.

Someone can totally correct me if I'm wrong, but-- I'm pretty sure that's not your typical massage service and is something you'll probably have to look to an escort or fetish provider for.

Stolen pics...and more. ;)

8. Safety first If you are a guy you KNOW that wearing a condom is akin to drinking beer with a straw. It's not as good as without but in the end, it's not that bad. Wearing a condom let's you go home to your significant other and not wear one. It's as simple as that. It also lets your wickedly awesome provider also go home to HER significant other (if applicable) and not have to demand that they wear one. It creates that safe barrier between both of you and the great unknown. The likelihood is that you are both very clean and very safe... but why take the risk??? If I can only make one super serious point in this entire thread, it's this. STDs are ugly. HIV is heinous. AIDS is deadly. Nuff said on dat. 9. Fragrance I know it's aesthetics, but we all like to smell good. Many of us have a particular scent that just works with our body chemistry. Not every commercially available scent is good. Ice Blue Aqua Velva is a manly scent that many of your grandfathers wore to cover the fact that their homes had no running water and that they could only bathe monthly. Aqua Velva, Brut and Hai Karate should not be worn by any man with a birth date after 1919. Bay Rum is used by pirates to kill scurvy and to keep other lonely, lusty pirates away. Anything that you purchased prior to the millennium should probably be used as drain cleaner. Febreeze is not an acceptable cologne. Scent should be used in a delicate fashion. You should be able to smell it only at very close range. Ohhhh... and your twig and berries do not require the assistance of any eau de cologne. No. They. Don't. Spray cologne on your arm. Now lick your arm. Lick it again. And again. And again. And again. Now give that arm a suck... oh yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.... lick that arm until it gives you the goods... STOP. What does your mouth taste like? That's why you don't spray stuff on your tackle and bait. Ohhhhh... and here's a tip for both ladies and gents: If you are somebody that has sensitivities to fragrance PLEASE let it be known at time of booking. We all want to have a sexy time. Runny eyes, snotty noses and swollen tongues ... not so sexy. 10. First contact. Ohhhh the jitters. You have seen her. She is beautiful. She has two of those, and one of those and a great one of those... she has a beautiful mind, she expresses herself so well.... she's funny!!! She's profound. She's smart. She's perfect!!!!!!! I gotta write her. I have to PM her and ask if we can get together. I went to her website and checked the rates and the menu (like all SMART hobby guys do ;) ) ... and now I am ready to write her. I know what I want... I have the money put aside (thanks for reminding me of that Old Dog!!)... I am .... FUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK.... what do I write??? Dear Alotta Fagina ... I have a 10 inch meat girder pulsing with lusty intent <THWACK> ... you're right maybe I was exaggerating, thanks for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 7 inch purple python of love poised and waiting for your girl cave <THWACK> ... okay... maybe that sounded a little stalker like, but I do get kudos for being more accurate. Thanks again for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 5.5 inch throbbing man stick just waiting for you to... <THWACK> ... okay... WTF??? Why do you keep hitting me???? Try "Hi Alotta, I saw your website and would be very interested in meeting you next Tuesday afternoon. Please let me know if that works with your schedule! Thanks, Happy Hobbyist." Simplicity works. You aren't writing a Penthouse letter... you are booking with a professional provider. She knows you are interested. She will see your penis. (There I said the penis word. Whooops said it again.) No need to go into goofy graphic detail... plus when you write that stuff, you get that creepy smile and that's frickin' scary ... stop it now. 11. Bacon Sandwiches. Providers - you know it. Bacon sandwiches save lives. It's not necessarily a deal breaker but I think it definitely would be a pot sweetener if you had bacon sandwiches as a mandatory refreshment at your incall. I like mine toasted with lettuce, tomato, mayo and a little salt and pepper. Cut into triangles, but you don't have to cut off the crusts. MegForFun cuts off the crusts for me but that is because she loves me. Bacon sandwiches will improve your business and will put you that much further ahead than providers who only provide ham sandwiches or cheese sandwiches and much further ahead than providers who don't make any sandwiches. Bacon sandwiches just make good business sense. wait there's more.... later ;)