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Could get interesting. http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/london/london-ontario-bill-c-36-prostitution-laws-1.4520736

Tiffany is a lovely lady with reco's here! She is the real deal and kind!

I have had the great pleasure of seeing Sasha May regularly for a while now, and always look forward to her return to Kingston. I was pleased to learn that on her latest visit she would be accompanied by the very well reviewed Jessy Celeste. Jessy had been on my radar for a while as one of the Lyla ladies I was interested in seeing, and was waiting until I would be in Ottawa when she was visiting. A text to Sasha May, who confirmed with Jessy, and our time was set. Upon arriving at the location I was greeted by Sasha May with a warm welcome and introduced to Jessy Celeste. Simply being in the same room as these two beautiful women had my heart beating faster. I'll leave the details to your imagination, but suffice it to say after the introductions these sensual and interactive ladies provided a extremely satisfying experience that left me exhausted but exhilarated. They are both smart, fun and oh so sexy. I would highly recommend seeing either of these beauties individually or in duo. If you do see them in duo eat your Wheaties, you will need the energy lol.

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Not sure this is the best place for medical advices. If you got bad(or annoying) side effects, those should be discussed with your doctor. Yes, some people may have experience similar problems, but not everyone react the same to medications. What works for them may not go well with pre-existing conditions or other medication you may also take. Better have this discussion with your doctor and pharmacist.

I have been teaching my neighbors 4yr old grandson to tie his laces for the last two days and today he finally did it all on his own!! So proud of the little snuggle bug!! Make a game out of it, a silly song and they just have fun learning :icon_biggrin:

She popped up around the same time as a set of twins and a few other girls (who were linked to her ad). Her Instagram look like it is for a group of girls vs just her. My guess is possible underage/new group of recruits being run by one entity. I'd personally stay away.

Yes I have seen this young lady twice. She is 100% legit and is an independent sp from Quebec. She is quite attractive and I enjoyed the time I spent with her.

Larissa's great and occasionally does duos, SophiaV usually has another girl doing massages with her.

There are a couple who only show up once in a while usually on a schedule related to their civilian job. I can think of one who has been visiting from out of town usually for 2 days/month for more than 5 years and she has steady customers.

Hello gentlemen! I can't believe it's been nearly a year since I last posted here on Lyla/NS and I am so excited to announce I am returning to full time hours in Halifax. Having taken time to travel and "recharge my batteries"... I am thrilled to be back and look forward to meeting new faces and reacquainting with old. For those who don't know me, my name is Sierra. I am an exclusive GFE companion as well as a former exotic dancer who truly enjoys the art of seduction and sensual intimacy. I can be intense and passionate or fun and playful - you decide. My exotic looks will captivate you. Physically I am tall - 5'8 & fit, my 36DD breasts and long legs to wrap you in tight embrace are the total package. I have long natural blonde hair, big blue eyes and silky soft skin that adores the attention of a man's touch. I provide a relaxed atmosphere at my modern private incall or perhaps you would prefer I join you at your hotel? Regardless of where we meet, our time together promises to be unrushed and engaging. If you can see yourself being spoiled and pampered, please refer to my website to learn more sierra-halifaxescort.com or email [email protected] with any questions you may have. Discretion is always assured and your need for confidentiality respected. Truly Yours, Sierra xoxo

Hey gents, Located at a discreet, private location Downtown. Available tonight and all week. Just a text/call away... 613-255-5904 I'm 27 y.o, 5'7, 150lb, 36C smooth tanned skin Bright green eyes blonde hair, mani/pedi no tattoos Please contact me directly at 613-255-5904 Text is welcomed and preferred. Please contact me by phone rather then pm for quick reply. If you want more pictures and info text me directly as well. Outcalls and consecutive hours are also available. Please contact me directly for further info Limited Restrictions Clean and private location

Links to things like social media accounts, your own website, etc are generally OK. Links to other boards generally aren't because people often use them to get around the rules this site has on negative posts. Even if you link to a thread elsewhere that's positive for now, it can still turn into a shitshow later on.

She posted in the NS section for quite some time. Check EB and you will find a few interesting comments.

Airfare to Providenciales, Turks and Caicos.

Just because they have zero followers, posts, etc on the social media site shouldn't by itself be a red flag the ad is fake. As Meaghan explained above, linking to a social media site is now a (no doubt annoying) requirement to post on backpage. So many ladies would be making a social media account purely to have something to link to with no expectation or desire to add content.

Either a school girl outfit or a strap on, maybe both!

I know this is going back a few years but does anyone remember Paige? She was a cute brunette who had an incall in EK. I am guessing she is retired by now. She was one of the first SP's that I ever met. Needless to say great memories. Sorry for the trip down memory lane.

Yes from what I understand she is out of the business. What a hot young lady she was though!!

Funny I was just thinking about her yesturday as well I am pretty sure she is out of the game

Are you referring to backpage? If so, they now require we link a social media account to our ad. Doesn't mean we would like contact through that means. Just that we are now required to link an account - even if it is fake or stolen from someone else.

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

Each person has different things they like better than others in body types and personalities. One size does not fit all. So, until you get to know some of the ladies around here that provide GFE, you won't know which one is the best for you.

1) Very subjective - YMMV 2) Are you really suggesting that we choose a best and upset someone in the process? Who is going to piss off a lady by suggesting someone else is "better" 3) Go find out for yourself. One of those questions that I feel is inappropriate! However, just my opinion.

Shot in the dark here but it would take allot of trust for an SP to engage in this. They are very vulnerable meeting us and the introduction of rougher play would only be entertained after a level of trust has been established. I just cant imagine and SP offering it on a first meeting. Just my thoughts and fully admit i mihht be wrong.

Once you have a firm appointment, best bet in my opinion is to figure out a way to make it up to the lady financially. In your situation (every one is different) I would have offered her half the fee in an emailed gift certificate or some other way to show her you are seriously sorry. Once you have a firm appointment, especially one that is coming up shortly, you have "crossed the rubicon," so to speak, and the onus is on you, regardless of the reason, and regardless of whether it was only confirmed five minutes before. Also by doing that you are likely to keep her interest and keep you out of potential trouble.

Last week I had just finished spending a boat load on my regular and was just finishing my beer....when in comes Phoenix. She sits down at my table with the biggest, infectious smile one could imagine. This was my first ever encounter with her, and even though I had reached my limit I had to take her back to the CR. Her body is so well defined, waist so small it's like she doesn't have a ribcage. She has such a seductive way, I loved every minute. Wish I could have stayed back there longer but by that point I had gone way beyond my limit. Next time :). I also stayed for her stage dance and she puts alot of effort in. Looks amazing and has a real presence when she gets on stage and does her thing. A true performer.

Ids like to nominate Kylie Jane for the best pictures.

I see no issue with the poll or the time I added the poll. Only the people who either (1) want to cause drama or (2) want to negotiate are going to be against the poll as it shows how wrong it is and they don't want to be told that. Think it is time to close the thread. I will suggest to council as well that a new policy/rule on cerb should be that negotiating with a SP who does not specifically say her prices are negotiable will be against the rules. I see no reason why every lady needs to put that she does not negotiate in her ad (it makes her sound mean and negative and the ads should be positive) you don't walk into a restaurant and negotiate your dinner price (and if you do your an ass). Some things in this world should be non-negotiable and I feel in this business this is one of those things (and obviously I am not alone in thinking this). I will however let the council vote and decide if this should become policy here. Thanks for your votes and contributions on this important topic.

7. I am cleaning. Can we have BBFS sex? Dear M. Delirious, As a fertile woman, still in her sexual prime, I would be delighted to collect, ahead of time, 18 years of child support, and of course, a generous college and university trust fund for our child. Also, please consider the following as part of our contract: marriage, full salary from you when I am on maternity leave, upscale housing and 25 years of above average spousal support for a stay at home mom who enjoys the finer things in life, plus my regular hourly compensation for every time you would like to be intimate with me. If you would like to discuss our future, long-term arrangement, please contact my lawyer for an appointment. If the above is not a suitable option for you, perhaps the following will be: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom Still not interested? Learn about what your potential new friends can bring to your life! AIDS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS STDs: http://www.cdc.gov/std/ And here is where you can play Russian Roulette: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=list+of+casinos+in+canada Most sincere and warmest regards, Gabriella xox ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The short answer to the question is... are you fxxxing crazy?!! ;) Happy hobbying!