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Miss Alexxx has had a stressful week and is in desperate need of some TLC and a big... you know. Book a spot, and be prepared for the ride of your life. Cum on baby, just for me. 902-903-6095 *24 hour notice required.

Marriott has publically announced it has such a policy in place. https://news.marriott.com/2019/01/marriott-international-has-trained-500000-hotel-workers-to-recognize-the-signs-of-human-trafficking/ RG

Recently saw Jenn. Was a good experience. She was very accommodating and easy to get in contact with, although I don't think she is quite a 10/10 as some of her reviews state. She was very pretty but not over the top. Jenn definitely got some things she prefers to do but was still fun and made it feel natural. She put me right to ease. All in all a great time and worth the repeat someday. Check her out.

Hi, I'll be visiting Halifax on business in the near future and staying at a downtown hotel. If anyone has recommendations for me I would appreciate a PM. Ideally, an SP who enjoys PSE/greek. Appreciate any recommendations!

Hey Everyone. I am a 300lb man and would like to know if there are SP's out there who aren't judgmental about heavier men. Just someone who would enjoy the time with me as much as I with them, like I get that being heavy isn't the most attractive thing in the world and I would not want anyone to spend time with me if they wouldn't enjoy them selves or feel like the time spent would be a chore. I am a very nice, respectful guy with a great personality (atleast i'd like to think so) but I have had experiences with SP's where they didn't seem into it and it kind of makes me feel even more insecure than I was before I arrived. I certainly appreciate what SP's do and for taking the time to see someone like me but without sounding too arrogant I like spending time with providers to allow me to feel wanted and confident and not feel like i'm just another client and that they are just trying to get through the time, you know. I apologize if this comes off as whiney but I do enjoy spending time with SP's so I can kind of escape my insecurities even for that brief period of time but I also want them to be into it and have fun as well. I thank you for taking the time to read this. Any recommendations would be great.

I've been there and I would look somewhere else too

Let's add some numbers to give real meaning to "minuscule". If you let a man who was HIV+ ejaculate in your ass, the risk of you becoming HIV+ would be 0.1%. That is, you'd be infected only one out of a thousand times doing that. Now let's add condom usage, reducing the risk of infection by 98%: so now we are down to a one in 50,000 chance, But that's assuming that you actually were exposed in that way to semen from someone who was HIV+. What are the odds that this wand actually had semen on it at all? First, we have to work out the odds it wasn't cleaned, which can only be a guesstimate - let's say it is cleaned 9 times out of 10, which seems insultingly low to the spa. In that case the risk is now down to one out of 500,000. But THAT is just the risk of semen at all, so we need the odds that that semen came from someone HIV+. That percentage varies depending where you are in the country, but nationwide the rate is about 0.17%. Roughly speaking, we are now at odds of one in 30,000,000. Even then it takes very unusual conditions for the HIV virus to survive outside the body - being at room temperature, for example, makes it unlikely to survive very long. Again hard to work out, but let's wildly exaggerate the risk that this other person somehow ejaculated onto the wand (causing us to wonder why the SP didn't make him wear a condom as well) and that that happened recently enough for this to become the first recorded case ever of anyone becoming infected by HIV being left on an inanimate plastic object for some period of time: let's say that's one in a thousand, but honestly I think the odds against it are ridiculously higher than that. But going with that number, the risk has now become one in 30,000,000,000. And still we are wildly over-estimating the odds, because HIV is not that easily gotten into someone's body. Basically the SP could have given you a handjob using HIV+ semen as lube, and you would still have had no risk of infection unless you had a small cut on your penis allowing the virus to enter your system. What are the odds you have a cut like that which you don't know about? I'm going to guess pretty small - maybe one in a thousand? So now the odds are one in 30,000,000,000,000. It sounds to me like the odds are in the range of thirty quadrillion to one against you having contracted HIV. Unless, that is, the odds are literally 0% because you don't have a cut on your penis. It would make more sense to worry that the International Space Station will randomly explode and a tiny piece of it will fly to earth and hit you than to worry about that encounter with an SP.

I tried to contact several times no answer and her age has changed a couple times..

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Take care, Luxe! We'll miss you... but good luck with whatever you're moving on to!

Posting just to annoy everyone else who thought they were getting the last word :) Yeah, what they said. I wouldn't worry about this, provided the condom didn't break. One would hope that toys would be thoroughly cleaned in between clients, too.

Who have you been in touch with? The cerbmod and Mod_Cat accounts are probably the right ones, these days... Mod is the old mod's account and I don't think he's involved on a day-to-day basis any more.

Recently I had the pleasure of a duo with two fantastic ladies, the stunning blonde bombshell Bianca Jaguar and the sensational brunette Mariska Harley. Now did I just say "I had the pleasure"? My apologies as that is a gross understatement. Let me start again with what I should of said, and that is "Recently I had the most fantastic, wildest, sexiest, erotic time of my life" with these two hotties! When Bianca and Mariska advertise a duo.....let me tell you... they are talking a real duo... completely interactive while at the same involving you every step and every minute of the time. Let me put it this way. imagine your wildest fantasy of a duo with two hot, experienced, mature ladies. Now double that thought and only then you are getting into Bianca/Mariska territory. I kid you not! They tour NB on occasion offering this one of a kind experience, so if you see their ad then jump on it,...... and get ready for something very special. Oh, BTW rest up beforehand because you are gong to be very, very busy.

Never seen the girl. But it's a real add. She went by Melissa for a long time, usually runs 2 ads at once. Anyways, some say amazing, some say she's kinda cold but yeah

Luxe: I share Notch's sentiments too. I enjoyed our conversations at the cerb socials and have appreciated your thoughtful and though provoking comments on many threads. I especially remember an analogy you made on shopping at the various 'levels' of Loblaw stores: Superstore, Loblaw, No Frills etc. and the service one should expect. It opened my eyes to how this business works and lead me to have a more open mind. Thank you for that. I know I'll miss you and, if possible, I hope to still see you here on lyla, as quiet as it has become.... Cheers and all the best for your future, waterat.

reached out to her last year however she was injured. Then reached out again recently however it looks like she is living an hour outside of the city, or so. have not met up with her, however hopefully in the summer

Well I wasn't expecting such an amount of replies to my observation. Glad everything is now cleared up. I was posting partly to warn clients that there might be a fake one out there but also to protect Stephany in case someone was using her pics for a scam.

It took my comments a little over 24hrs! But sometimes it takes only about 2 hrs for a comment to go through, have a great day everyone 😘 xo STEPHAN¥ 💋

Thanks for this! I’ve helped a few SPs file in the past. Many years ago I had some help from a former tax auditor who gave me the ins and the outs and I’ve been very grateful. I also wanted to mention if anyone needs SP friendly accountants in Toronto Ottawa as well as financial advisors in Ottawa to set up an RRSP, I have contacts for that as well. There are many good ways to invest your money. Tax free savings accounts are great to save money for big ticket items ( i.e. house, car) or if you want your money to grow by investing which the government cannot tax you for it. If you have gains or losses, you don’t have to declare those either. You can also withdraw the money anytime without any penalities. However there are limits to this as a TFSA account should not be used as a day trading account as that will raise a red flag with CRA. The contribution limit is $6000 this year and you can also use any unused contribution room from prior years. Investing in stocks in with a TFSA with a robo advisor is a nice hands off approach for new investors with lower fees than the major banks. If your stocks don’t do well, your portfolio will automatically be rebalanced so you don’t take a further loss. Betterment and Wealthsimple are just a few names and only take a few minutes to set up. This is great if you don’t wish to speak to a financial advisor especially if you don’t wish to disclose what type of work you do. I know with Wealthsimple, you can also set up an RRSP. All funds to contribute can be set up to be withdrawn from your bank account when it is convenient for you. This is also done within the site so you don’t have to go scrambling for bank account info. This company is legitimate and is primarily owned by Power Corporation with assets in excess of $1 billion. They will ask for your social insurance number because this information will be reported to CRA. This approach may not be for everyone but in my situation, it allows me to be in control to see how my investments are doing. I don’t claim to know everything about investing but have researched a lot on my own without anyone’s help. Financial advisors never did much for me. I don’t speak much about this as I consider finances as something personal but I know it can help other people. If you are younger and in the business, now is the time to start investing although it’s never too late either even at a later stage in life. It is not as hard as some would believe it to be. You can use up to 18% of your income for RRSP contributions that you won’t pay tax in until you decide to retire later on in life. I hope this helps for anyone who wants to create their own future. Pay yourself first! https://www.betterment.com/ http://wealthsimple.com https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wealthsimple https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.theglobeandmail.com/amp/globe-investor/personal-finance/household-finances/10-things-you-may-not-know-about-tfsas/article17366265/ https://www.halfbanked.com/ https://www.halfbanked.com/choose-right-robo-advisor/ https://www.halfbanked.com/a-millennials-guide-to-the-tfsa/ https://www.sunlife.ca/ca/Learn+and+Plan/Tools+and+Calculators/Retirement+savings+calculator?vgnLocale=en_CA

She’s been around. Has terrible reviews and changes her name about once a week because of this. Used to run duo with Alexis under the name Ashley

Why thank you. 😛 Yeah and I am one of those people haha. I would think setting up outside of town would be a better option at least. There are lots of summer spaces that are rented out here, mainly along the river and towards green bay. And a motel down the river too. So many tourists in the area that people get use to seeing different people.But being a customer and not a SP it hard for me to say what your better method of attack would be. but feel free to PM if you had any questions about cretin locations etc.

Hi there 😘 Stephany here I’m hosting all day and evening at my hotel 🥰 I’m avail for hh/hr/multi hr appointments txt for more info 15068030063 💋 Xo STEPHAN¥ 😘

Independent and Highly recommended The perfect choice for those mature professional gentlemen 25+ seeking Fun and Excitement Take a break from work, slip away from home or invite me over to your hotel and relax as i rub you from top to bottom and even in between (an drain you in more ways than one) I stand 5'7, curveaous, all natural C38, shaved, soft skin with a soft touch and sweet to taste Fetish friendly SAFE PLAY ALWAYS In Halifax (private non smoking location with shower if needed) Out to hotels on the hour Available 1pm-11pm (in service) 1am (hotels) (902)2*9*2*6*8*9*3 No blocked calls or text apps *i do reqhire at least 30 minutes notice for in service and 60 minutes notice for outcalls*

I will post all my other details when I’m at my computer sometime before my visit - until then you can check out my other posts, my videos or just contact me directly!! Yay!!! Third time is a charm LOL ashleyangel.ca 902.229.4252 [email protected] 🥰😇🥰😇🥰😇🥰😇🥰 xoxoxoxo

I was seeing a lady a while back and she would remove her contacts and put on her glasses for COF and I actually found it very hot to see that stuff on her glasses and her face. To each our own, never force someone to do something they don't feel good doing.

Available days only this week Please text 343 363 1312 *highly reviewed* I offer the best GFE 🤗 Amazing, unique skills. Non rushed. Incalls at private, discreet location/ outcalls/ overnights/ dinner dates/ travel companion/ duos/ couples 250 h 180 hh

My two cents but it really isn't a "wave of change" being looked for so much as it is wanting Lyla to turn into just like the rest of the other boards. If you want reviews, go to the other boards, there are a lot of them already out there If you want a recommendation board, Lyla seems to fill a unique niche in the world of escort boards. And I wonder how many on Lyla would leave if it turned into a review board, just like all the rest. Many members prefer the positivity of this site and recommendations versus review policy of other sites. If this offers nothing different or unique why stay? Anyhow that was just a quick thought that popped into my head A rambling for what it's worth RG

Hi I’m Megan! The blonde bombshell you’ve been waiting for! Looking for a fun time or some sensual comfort? I am here to please and provide an unforgettable experience They say blondes have more fun ... and I’m no exception!! ✨Stats: ✨Height: 4’11” ✨Weight: 110 lbs ✨Bust: 32D ✅Safe Play ONLY ✅Reviews online ✅Good Hygiene is a MUST 🚫 No private callers Fredericton March 27-30 Text Only 613-863-9429

This reecommendation is a little late beecause she leaves tomorrow, but hopefully she will new back soon. Phenomenal true GFE. Lots of DFK. Good conversationist. Booking was easy. Hotel is a top notch one in the downtown core.

Thank you Melanie , yes I do see couples . All the ladies here are a fine choice. Melanie If you are interested just let people know. Everyone has a first everything . Just be honest with anyone who inquires and from time spent with you I’m sure you can delight the right couple. 😊

For your next trip then please call me I am not the sort of SP that requires 24 to 48 hours notice for me to answer someone. If I have a sister in the city as long as it is during the day I will answer you right away. As Rambler pointed out he does not feel that Sydney is any different to any other place. The one thing I can say about Sydney is they are very very frightened. You are talking small town, some gents that do not even own or know how to run a computer. They live in extreme fear because there have been two stings, one two years ago and one this year. Those things have a gentleman in jeopardy and justifiably afraid. Now I will never ever excuse them for no showing you. There is no reason for that and I do not tolerate that. Neither for Halifax Sydney, Moncton or Northern Asia. That was a silly comment but I’m just trying to make a point. If you ever want to go back I will work hand-in-hand with you. When somebody makes a request he Just needs to say his name and number to me and I guarantee you, I will tell you exactly what I know about them. As I said before I’m so sorry for the few jerks that did not treat you properly. But I can guarantee you the gentleman at Sydney stand out as the best beat men in Canada to me. They will cheerfully pay your donation, they would never ever ask you to do anything to break your rules. It is small communit. Sydney folks are so thankful to have a lovely lady such as yourself. Again as I said they will pay your rate and they will treat you like a queen. That is what I would want for you my lovely friend.

I absolutely agree Dr. love. I remember the good old days when if I posted an ad and there was a spelling error or some grammatical anything in my ad I was always contacted by one of the wonderful hobbyists who support me and many others. Those were the days when it was really exciting to sign on to the Cerb. There was always somebody saying hello, Signing your guestbook, flirting and guys from all over Canada contacted me. I did not meet half of them but we had an online friendship which was awesome. It was never invasive or intrusive but people dropped ia lines all the time. There are many, many people that I really miss on this board. I also miss the friendships that I used to have with the ladies on the board here years ago. We ladies love to go out and have dinner and share a glass of wine. That as well seems to be a thing of the past. I now have a dinner date as often as I can with another lady in Halifax and it is always so rewarding to talk with her and just exchange ideas. This lady is Cristy Longlegs and we can spend hours talking, exchanging ideas and just helping with what ever support I need or she may need ar the timw . We have tried a couple of times to invite other ladies and we did have a lovely lady dine with us a couple weeks ago. She is a member of this board and it was a pleasure for us to meet her. A few years ago my inbox was full most mornings. Some of them were booking inquiries some were people from all over Canada that I had met or perhaps have not met. But they took the time to say hello once in a while. For me that part of Lila seems to be over. When I signed on here I look to see sometimes if there are any of the old members who may have come back. Sadly that is not the case and it seems people of gone to Twitter or other platforms. To be completely honest I do not get a lot of bookings from this site anymore. I am kept as busy as I would like but still miss the interaction that this board always gave me. So I guess the main thing that I miss is having the opportunity to socialize and meet new ladies. Also the fact that gentleman that I had never met once in my life would take the time to message me and say hey “ you need to spell Saint John NB correctly. Honestly my ads were never up for more than half an hour and I would be getting messages telling me to fix my silly mistakes. Some members that I particularly miss and in no real order. Lee Richards. A friend and somebody you could count on as a lady. If you were stuck somewhere he would help you with absolutely no obligation. Guys like that are very hard to find. Hfx Andy , he was supportive, funny and I love his posts. He and I went out on a date once just for social time and it was absolutely fabulous. I really enjoyed his company he is much younger than myself but handle them self as a mature gentlemen. MrNice2. . He used to post many interesting and very intelligent , thought provoking posts. I have to say that some of his posts were very political towards the United States and some I did not understand. However he did open the door to many topics that we need to pay attention to such true posts. He was a huge asset to this board. Alas for some reason he doesn’t post much anymore and I certainly miss his comments. Lets see another great poster was PEI magician. I have not heard much from him in a couple of years but he was also a great poster. He saw quite a number of ladies and he wrote insightful reviews for each and every lady. How could I forget pistol Pete and Ottawa. That friendly gentleman saw several people sometimes in a week. He was very , very kind and he supported each and every lady that we saw. I had the pleasure of meeting him to her three times when I just did it Ottawa and he was just a gentleman extraordinaire. I believe he is moved onto Twitter as well and she’ll be missed. No to the one final person I miss the very most. Drumroll please. It is again auto was most wonderful man that we know as old dog no I guess it is Elder dog now. This man wrote many many humourous and insightful directions on how to treat a lady how to be clean how to be on time, I remember once he said do not argue with a lady on her donation just pay the pretty lady and be thankful that she is seeing you. Such wise words from our elder dog. He also taught me that if you wanted to keep a client that a bacon sandwich with necessary. Now if you come to visit me for a two hour date or more I will ask you if you like bacon and if you do, get ready I will make you the best bacon sandwich you ever had. Thank you all dog for teaching me this. I was also very fortunate when I used to tour into Ottawa. At least two or three times I had an invitation extended to attend a party at Old Dogs. I can tell you each party I attended was absolutely excellent. Ols dog had a very well stocked cabinet. He seem to have something for everyone and he was so generous with his home and his bar service to all of his guests. I know you’re not here anymore all dog but thank you very much for giving me wonderful memories and Ottawa. There are so many more that I could talk about but those of the ones that come from to mind and gosh, I miss all of those days and the fun we used to have.

Well said MsManda! I have a long lasting relationship throughout my entire career!My life partner is NOT involved in my business, no more than a housewife is involved with her husbands accounting office lol. My partner does not live in the house I work in. We have our own lovenest! That being said, I tire of explaining ( well no I dont often explain myself away lol) "why dont you book ...." or awww I can ONLY do Sat...etc... Sorry dont what to tell ya all but I reserve 2/3whole days a week for me and my family and loved ones! And as soon as I say, no I do massage only, they say ....oh you have a BF????? I say.. Soooo i see your married! My restrictions have NOTHING TO DO WITH MY PERSONAL LIFE ! I have decided that this is my comfort zone, and I have decided this as a GROWN ASS WOMAN! Not as a surpressed and oppressed girl. Sorry but not sorry. ROAR