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I had company staying over & had sacrificed my room for my guests while my boyfriend & I slept in my child’s room who was away for the weekend. On Sunday our friends were leaving and had made jokes about our sex life. We didn’t understand where the jokes were coming from until we soon realized it must have been due to the kinky fun we were having up in my kids room which had the baby monitor on & connected to our bedroom 😬😳

This woman is amazing. Very easy to book even on short notice. She knows how to give a massage and uses all of her assets. Photos don't do her justice; extremely fit. Funny as hell too, she has a great laugh. Can't wait to see her again 😍

Kimmy I learned about baby monitors the easy way - my youngest shared our bedroom so that's where the monitor was located. Fortunately we had noted the voices on our monitor from our neighbour's two doors away (this was in '87 so, no doubt, technology has improved since). The neighbourhood was referred to as 'Fertility Flats': single family dwellings, chipboard sheathing, vinyl clad identical houses (yes, I walked into the wrong one once!). Everyone had 2.2 kids and a Burley bicycle trailer. I used that trailer as the drive-through grocery pick up! To get back on topic there was an episode when we were staying at cabin with adjacent rooms with thin walls. Our bed was colliding with the wall and when 'we were finished' the same rhythm continued from the other side of the wall and then a loud voice 'thanked us for finishing", lol

I blew a raspberry on a ladys coochie one time. 😋

"May I be your dirty little plaything" Times available and location Monday Oct 26 Off Tuesday Oct 27 In/out 1230pm-12am Wednesday Oct 28 Off Thursday Oct 29 In/out 1230pm-12am Friday Oct 30 Off Saturday Oct 31 Off Incalls are in Halifax at a central, discreet location with plenty of free parking. Outcalls are Halifax and surrounding areas and require 6hr notice for preparation. Open to men, women and couples. Connect with me Text or call: 902-456-2898 (text preferred) Email: [email protected] Twitter: @Elitekylie Website: https://www.kyliejane.net 'private' or 'unknown' callers will not be answered. Rates 30min... $140 1 Hour... $220 90min... $320 2 hours..$420 Additional hrs $200/hr Pics on site $25 each Videos on site $50/15min Pics and videos are for established clients only and are at my discretion. Overnights available, please contact me for rates and details. Special requests can be discussed and may be subject to additional rates. Outcall rates are location based and may be subject to a $50/hr travel fee.  About Me I am a 5'6 beautiful blonde with soft pleasing features, engaging blue eyes that will captivate you and luscious fill lips that will more than please you all over. My small waist, perfect hips, tight booty and perky breasts gives me amazing curves(36d-28-36) and an hourglass shape. With soft silky skin that is ready for your touch and firm strong legs that will easily wrap around you, I know I have a body that you will enjoy and take pleasure in. I'm open-minded, fetish and role-play friendly and look forward to bringing your fantasies to life. My attire allows me to satisfy many wishes, whether you desire the girl-next-door, the bad girl your mother warned you about or the exotic Porn star I can be anything you need and want. I have a very outgoing and cheerful personality. When I greet you at the door with the perfect kiss and you look into my alluring blue eyes any concerns and nervousness will just melt away. I am genuinely interested in your day, learning about you, your likes and dislikes, anything that will make our time together comfortable and enjoyable. I am smoke free, and expect you to be clean and drug and disease free as I am. This is a confidential, and discreet encounter that is held in respect. Donations are exchange for time and time only. Anything that happens within that time is mutually agreed upon as consenting adults. Yours always, Kylie Jane xo

Yup, just one. I find if I buy in bulk they lose their potency Plus I like the look on the person's face when I walk up to the checkout with a single jalapeno pepper

I was being both cheeky in referencing a way to perhaps find movies, as well as poetic. So poetically cheektastic

It really has been a while since I last hobbied with a major agency due to the pandemic. I felt an outcall would be a good option for me since I live alone. I am not usually into the Indian girls; in fact I can count in one hand the number of experiences I have had with brown girls. Nothing against them, I find they are beautiful but I just haven’t gone out of my way to seek them out for my hobbying pleasures. Lately I have been getting more and more intrigued by them because there is a new Indian girl at my office who is smoking hot, and I have fantasized about her. As every good hobbyist should, I tidied up and groomed myself to prepare for this Indian beauty. She arrived on time, and was a bit hesitant to knock on the door. I was looking though the peephole, debating if I should open the door and invite her or keep waiting lol I decided to wait for the knock as to not scare the girl. When she entered my place, she had a smile which I can only describe as radiant. In my years of hobbying, I would put her smile in the top 1% I have ever seen. She really should be modeling with that amazing smile and beautiful eyes. For me this is important, because I definitely hate to see frowny girls or indifferent girls at the door. We sat down for some conversation over a glass of wine, and while I tried not to stare rudely at her generous bosom, we really seemed to connect. For being a newbie with no experience, she is a natural at making others feel at ease in her company. When I reached out to grab her hand and gently pulled her towards me, she gracefully glided across the sofa and into my lap. Our embrace seemed to go on forever and felt like we were slow dancing our way into the room without ever coming apart. Fantastic body and her prettiness exceeded my expectations. An unforgettable GF experience, DM me for details if you have any questions. I would strongly recommend her and will repeat. F. U. * Please note that I am new to this forum but I am really trying hard to get away from the toxicity in T*RB and some of the posters there, so I am moving my reviews to other forums. Moderators please feel free to move this review to the proper section. The recommendations area doesn't light up for me when selecting where to post, so I am still unsure if I did something wrong or not *

No need to apologize - we all started at some point and had to learn - hopefully you can find some help and guidance from the community. Yeah, you're starting out in this hobby in the most challenging time anyone could imagine. I think your comments above answer your question. Bare services, i.e. BBFS, are almost exclusively not appropriate on here, unless in a warning section. Any mention of it can get you blocked by a provider so best not to discuss it with them even if you're just wanting assurance that they don't offer it. I don't imagine you'll find a provider advertising on here who would consider BB service. Here are a few suggestions to help familiarize yourself with the community: 1. Have a thorough review of the 'New to this forum' https://www.lyla.ch/forum/157-new-to-this-things-you-should-know/ 2. If you hover over the image of any poster you'll be able to see when they joined, the number of posts they've made, when they last visited the site and also have a look at all of their content (posts) to develop a sense of what they're like. I use this to determine the sensitivity I set my 'crap detector' at when I'm reading one of their posts. It doesn't take long for your 'spidey sense' to make this step superfluous. 3. Review the online info provided through your local public health unit. This will currently be dominated by covid stuff, but still helpful to read through. Good luck and stay safe.

* Executive residence near the water, 5 min from Shediac and Cap Pele, 25 min. from Moncton ( incall and outcall. min.6 hours notice or more is needed to reserve a session. Screening required). * ST JOHN, NB FRIDAY AFTERNOON, OCT.30 TO SATURDAY MORNING, OCT.31 ( 1 NIGHT ONLY) * CHARLOTTETOWN, PEI: FRIDAY AFTERNOON, NOV.6 TO SATURDAY MORNING, NOV.7 (1 NIGHT ONLY) * FREDERICTON: THURSDAY AFTERNOON, NOV.12 TO SATURDAY MORNING, NOV.14 * HALIFAX/DARMOUTH THURSDAY AFTERNOON, NOV.19 TO SATURDAY MORNING, NOV.21 (2 NIGHTs ONLY) * DATES OF OTHER CANADIAN CITIES WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY

Gentlemen, Express Maritimes tour as follows: * Executive residence near the water, 5 min from Shediac and Cap Pele, 25 min. from Moncton ( incall and outcall. min.6 hours notice or more is needed to reserve a session. Screening required). * ST JOHN, NB FRIDAY AFTERNOON, OCT.30 TO SATURDAY MORNING, OCT.31 ( 1 NIGHT ONLY) * CHARLOTTETOWN, PEI: FRIDAY AFTERNOON, NOV.6 TO SATURDAY MORNING, NOV.7 (1 NIGHT ONLY) * FREDERICTON: THURSDAY AFTERNOON, NOV.12 TO SATURDAY MORNING, NOV.14 * HALIFAX, THURSDAY AFTERNOON, NOV.19 TO FRIDAY MORNING, NOV.20 (1 NIGHT ONLY) * DATES OF OTHER CANADIAN CITIES WILL BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY

Saw these locally today (they weren’t in the best condition so I didn’t buy one 😕this photo I found from google) I believe it is a succulent known as “Jumping Dolphin Plant” 😍😍 definitely added to my plant wish list 😝

I will be offering out calls all weekend long but have decided to book a spot for hosting. Will be available starting 12pm Saturday & will have openings all day/night! I will be ending my Incall sessions Sunday at 1pm! I hope to see you & get the opportunity to play! Please contact me for details or to set up a booking! FIRM **. SAFE play ONLY!

A possible edit.... those would perhaps be "netfarious" means..... unless It becomes a binge session, in which case I defer to your original phrase :)

If guys want to have BB sex with a woman they should go to the bar and try to pick one up there. He might get lucky and bring one home who is up for that, but these ladies are running a business here and can't afford to go BB, chances is that they might fall pregnant, get STD or god knows what. They don't need the headache of having to deal with that. Just my 2 cent.

A jalapeno pepper for my pizza that I'm currently making.

If you can find them, check out the original Swedish films for the "Girl with the Dragon Tattoo " series which stars Noomi Rapace as Lisbeth. They are very true to the novels and pretty intense as compared to the American versions. I think they may have aired as a 6 part Swedish tv miniseries called "Millennium" as well as separately. I was able to pick up the DVD / Bluray at Costco of all places a few years back when the novels got big in North America, so they are definitely out there and probably also available through more "nefarious" torrential means.

I recently and finally was able too reacquaint with my favorite Halifax lady. @StephanieMystique truly is one of the best, not just in this city but in my experience. She truly makes me feel amazing and I always leave a little lighter in step! I cannot wait to see you again!

Maybe everyone should direct all questions or comment to you first.

You literally comment on EVERYTHING. You must live on this site

I love when they copy and paste their introduction everyday, thinking we’ve forgotten or deleted the text thread! Day 1 “Hey what’s your rates and location?” I give them my info! Day 2 “Hey what’s your rates and location?” Me: The same as yesterday! Them: oh sorry I deleted the text. Day 3 “Hey what’s your rates and location?” Me: Still the same as the last two days, are you coming this time? Them: Day 4 “Hey what’s your rates and location?” Me: Block! sorry for the long “play by play” lmao but it’s like... c’mon guys find something better to do with your time.

This can be frustrating for sure. Especially when you are an understanding gentleman who doesn’t want to push or pry. Something we appreciate. So how do you navigate this? Very carefully. First, reviews are your friend. Search for them. Second, put out ISOs. Asking others if they have seen the person. Sometimes you won’t find a review but a guy will tell you if he has seen her. Remember when posting an ISO, to be respectful with what you are looking for. Which I don’t think will be a problem for you. Third, politely ask the lady. “I see you say safe services only, can I respectfully confirm this with you? I’m against BBFS and don’t want that, but I do like ****. Is that something on your safe services list as in CBJ only or is this something you provide? Again, I mean you no disrespect, I am just hoping for clarification. Thank you for your time, looking forward to your response.” Something like that would not bother me. If it bothers the provider, you simply apologize and move on. It would not be a match anyway. Lastly, and it sucks. Trail and error. And when you find a good girl who does the services you like, then show some loyalty and stick with her. You can change it up as well of course but making your own list of go-to girls will help in the future. Keep up with their ads as some may have to change numbers or names like I did. Hopefully these tips will help. It is not foolproof but it is something. LOL. Also remember what some of these girls have said. Because you will find some ladies who will refuse to see you, some who will not reply, some who may tell you off. You can only do what is best for you while being as respectful as possible. That is really the only thing any of us can do. Goodluck.

They rock! I prefer less hair, cause I am not one for underwear and jeans tend to pull hairs. 😊 It is nice when it pokes through leggings though.

"they" must text you instead of calling, and it's most probably done by 1 or 2 persons, either a competitor, her pimp or her boyfriend. I had similar experience a while back in Richmond Hill. But after i look so many massage parlors within few blocks away from my hotel and the closest one was simply across the street, I assumed those texts and time wasters were created by them, or at least one of them. This is the reason that i no longer accept texts from strangers. Kitchener is pretty lucrative market and i am not surprised you have this issue. Change the way you screen and i'm pretty sure you will be fine Good luck

Ok fine, I'm pretty hairy, let's go for dinner

Daysha provides lots of pictures in her ads and while they are good pictures they somehow don’t quite capture how beautiful she is. Gorgeous smile. Beautiful eyes. It says a lot about her that despite how distracted I was she still made me feel very comfortable. She is personable, outgoing and easy to be around. She is so wonderfully curvaceous and sexy that I might need a thesaurus to look up some new words to describe her. Definitely looking forward to seeing her again

In line with what others are saying, karma applies to this business perfectly. This is one of the few businesses where clients do the marketing for you. That’s the beauty of these boards. Ppl like that get exposed for what they are. In my experience, the gents I know don’t like cattiness or cruelty. It turns them off. In terms of the other things u mentioned, they get reported. And sure they can try to reinvent themselves over n over but the gents are always there to expose their former identity and the misdeeds behind them. So I wouldn’t waste energy worrying about it. Maybe society at large rats us all with the same brush, just as they do the clientele and while that’s unfair it doesn’t truly effect us cuz we operate discretely anyhow. Just concentrate on your biz, on being a positive member of the community, find solidarity with like minded colleagues and let those who choose to live in negativity reap what they sow & hope they grow one day. Guys aren’t stupid, they remember high school and they know what ‘mean girls’ are like. They see through it. For years I just kept my head sown &did my own thing bcuz I was worried about precisely the things u described. Problem was I hadn’t no duo partners. But just as the gents check out a girls rep among others as well as her own behaviour on the boards or in social media, I learned who I did and didn’t want to be associated with &who to be around. In every business u have that 1 group u now, the few who screw it up for the many. It’s just an unfortunate part of it. My beloved late gramma had a saying “If you don’t want to deal with the smell of shit, stay away from it And day you don’t want to smell like shit ourself, stay away from it. It’s great advice I find. I hope my contribution here helps. Concentrate on you, contribute the good you can and remember that the rest isn’t you, it’s them. Yours in solidarity, Jessy PS I don’t know what city u are in but I can say here in Ottawa there are some really great solid ladies among us. Are there kaka faces? Of course but they expose who they are by being kakafaces online. Twitter esp is a great tool. Girls forget to censor themselves on there and u see their true colours. I find with twitter the defamation crap is much more in plain view than it used to be when before it was mainly whispers during sessions, u know? Ok I’ll leave u alone now. Lol Welcome back! 💋